Tourist hospitalised by venomous spider bite on penis

[Foxy Brown]

A tourist who fell asleep on a beach in New Zealand following a naked swim has been admitted to hospital after a venomous native spider bit him on his penis.

The 22-year-old Canadian, who had earlier left his clothes in the sand dunes while he went for a "skinny dip", then spent 16 days in hospital suffering from potentially fatal heart inflammation.

"He woke to find his penis swollen and painful, with a red mark on the shaft suggestive of a bite," Dr Nigel Harrison, who treated the man, writes in the latest New Zealand Medical Journal.

[shadowstar]

All you can really say to this is OUCH....

[THUNDERDUCK]

I can't imagine anyone volunteering to suck out the poison.

[Tuffty]

^ I was just about to say it all sounds like a lame excuse to get some action.

[kuro808]

^ in any case WTF