These lists are so cruel...
Yamap:- You speak Japanese.
Fuck you, Yamap!! I'm trying!!
- You have a beautiful heart.
I haven't seen it personally, but I'm sure it's got beautiful shades of red, blue, and purple.
- You can cook.
Sure I can cook, it will just taste really bad and possibly not be safe to eat.
- You like kids.
Well, I do if they're in H!P... Does that count?
Ryo-You have good cuticles.
Wtf are "cuticles"?!
-You have a foreign looking face.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have found my match.
-You know what looks good on you.
...Or maybe not.
-You can make delicious miso soup.
-You can make Japanese style eggs.
-You’re very good at making rice.
Wtf? Why can't you guys learn to cook yourself?!?? ARGH
-You like all animals except cats.
Wtf, cats rule!! What's wrong with this boy!!
-You talk a lot.
Wait, first you want "shy subtle look" and then you want me to talk a lot?! ;__; Try to decide omg ;___;
Koyama-You’ll make breakfast.
If you like bread and butter, ok!
-You have your own hobbies.
Well, unless you're into H!P and WWE...
-You have no problems with silences.
Only after I tell a joke.
-You’ll wear something couple-y.
Omg, don't tell me Koyama likes those couples who wear the same outfits when they go jogging o_O
-You have no problems eating garlic.
You enjoy bad breath? O_O
-You don’t mind having to wake me up twice.
If you don't mind the second waking up being water poured on your face.
Massu- If you are underaged, you won't smoke!
Don't worry, I wouldn't smoke even if you paid me to o/
- The messages go through usually(meaning he can call
you and you would usually pick up or something...)
Sure, if I remember to recharge the battery LAWLZ
- You can help me from the bugs Very Happy
We can run away from them screaming together
- You keep your nails good
What, so I can scratch you? .....I stopped caring about my nails like 57 years ago
- You have the NewS album
Um I'll buy it when I go to Japan >_> Oi, do you know how expensive CDs are to get in online stores??
Anyway I'm just kidding with my replies, of course... I love these guys

I bet they don't have all the qualities my ideal boyfriend would, either!