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Re: An Annoying Paradise - Lost (Chapter 14 - 08/05/11)
« Reply #120 on: August 05, 2011, 10:35:15 PM »
Hi. This my first time to reply to your work. I say it didn't had the consistency since arc 1 has different approach compare to arc 2 but still you made it interesting and it makes me curious what would happen next.  I feel relaxed as well and make me laugh a couple of times. Thanks for sharing and keep it up. :D

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Re: An Annoying Paradise - Lost (Chapter 14 - 08/05/11)
« Reply #121 on: August 06, 2011, 03:37:25 AM »
This is pretty interesting :)
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Re: An Annoying Paradise - Lost (Chapter 14 - 08/05/11)
« Reply #122 on: August 08, 2011, 07:32:11 PM »
@oddball "Ahh cool so they all have power up cards!!! I actually hope they get to use them now!!!"

Actually they all have RPG cards.  Only Reina and Hiro have the power up option.  The others have various hidden powers or have already transformed when they got there.

So far the revealed powers are:

Seiji - super vision
Yurina - super speed
Kira-chan - healing
Miss Megumi - intimidation
Sayumi - TBA
Aika - TBA
Elizabeth - N/A (she's from Lost World)
Meowko - has hinted about some weapon
Saki/Risako - we know that it is not stealth

"Oh dear Aika, perhaps this was not the most intelligent thing to say to Reina!"

Reina is going to be even more stressed out over Aika's bust line in the Commerce City arc.

@Sancho Fear not about the consistency.  The third season is going to be so crack-tastic that it will make this season look very reasonable.

@Sora-chan Thanks! I hope to keep thinks interesting, but there might be some filler episodes here and there.

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Re: An Annoying Paradise - Lost (Chapter 14 - 08/05/11)
« Reply #123 on: August 09, 2011, 07:40:11 PM »
(This is a fan fic based on the "public images" of various Hello!Project artists and is no way, shape or form trying to imply anything about the personal lives of the real people behind the public images.)

An Annoying Paradise Lost Part 15 ("serialized in Dragon Age Pure")

After a several hour hike, The Forbidden City is finally in view.  The city looks dark and foreboding.  The city is built into a dent in the mountain and there is large wall sealing the city from the outside world.

Seiji stops the group about one a quarter mile from the walls of the city.  "There is only one way into the city.  There is a gate in the middle of that wall.  However, it is sure to be well guarded and it is very dangerous to even get close to it without knowing what is going on."

Yurina steps forward.  "Allow me to go ahead.  The guards should not be able to see me."

Hiro sees Reina nodding her approval.

"Very well.  But, be very careful.  We already have two people to rescue, we don't need a third."

Yurina nods, and then runs off in a flash.

Seiji finds a tree and climbs it to get a better perspective on the city.

Hiro nudges Aika.  "You would think that our back packs would include binoculars?"

"Maybe in this world, there's no need for them?"

"Yeah, but not every one has radar eyes like Seiji."

Aika fidgets.  "I'm not sure I would want to look.  I am worried about what's going to happen to Yurina."

Yikes, this is starting to sound a lot less like the normal Aika.

"Hey guys, I think I see something.  There looks like there is one big guy guarding the gate.  And, what do you know?  It looks like he is being confronted by one of those farmer guys from yesterday."

Hiro hears what sounds like a loud smack from far away.  Then he sees one of the farmers from yesterday fall out of the sky and land in a heap about a hundred yards away.

"No!!"  Kirarin runs after the injured man at full speed.

Hiro runs after Kirarin.  When he gets there he sees Kirarin laying her hands on the farmer.  What the heck is going on?

Suddenly the farmed sits up, startled.  "What happened?"

Kirarin collapses.

Hiro grabs Kirarin before she hits the ground.  "I don't know, but apparently you had some sort of confrontation with the guard of the gate of Forbidden City, and then you landed here."

"Where is here?"

"We're about a quarter mile away from the gates."

The farmer, who looks like he weighs close to three hundred pounds, looks a the city in the distance in fear.  "He teleported me?"

"I would guess he smacked you."

"He smacked me this far?  Why am I alive?"

"I don't know.  This lady was doing something for you when I got here."

The farmer bows low.  "I recognize this girl.  I cannot believe how much in debt I am to your party.  This is twice in the span of a day that you guys have saved my life.  To think that your party has a magical girl and a healer in it."

"I think the magical girl was a free lancer.  But, do cheer up.  Our party also wants to get beyond that wall and you have given us some valuable information."

"I still want to go.  The guy who bewitched me into being a bandit lives behind those walls.  But, I fear that I would be in the way."

"Yeah, these guys that we are dealing with seem to be pretty powerful."

"I will warn my friends in Commerce City not to attack."  The framer runs off.

"What happened?"  Kirarin's voice sounds feeble.

"It's okay, I think that you healed that guy and now you're weak from it."

"It's a nice day for a nap."  Kirarin falls asleep.

This really sucks.  Well, I had better get Sumo Boy back to the rest of the group.  Hiro puts Kirarin up on his shoulders.

Kirarin purrs.  "I am sorry I am inconveniencing my senpai."

Time stops.

An RPG card with Kirarin's face appears along with some thermometers which all look like they have favorable readings.

A card appears:

A) Proposition her.
B) Speak to her as a class mate.
C) Flirt with her to try to get to know her better.

No, no, no!!  This is my classmate and he's a guy.  If there was ever a quickest route to Bad End this would be it.

Hiro feels Kirarin's breasts rubbing against his back.

No, this doesn't even merit a saved game!

Time restarts.

"Come on Sumo Boy.  You're just a little out of it."  Hiro carries Kirarin back to the group.

Aika runs over to Kirarin and lets Kirarin's head rest against her legs.  "What happened?"

"One of the farmers was thrown a quarter mile by the guard.  Apparently Kirarin here has some magical powers because she was able to heal the guy."

Elizabeth also runs over to comfort Kirarin.  "Awesome that is.  But, bad now to attack.  Healer rest must she."

Yurina reappears.  "This looks bad.  They have some guy who must be eight feet tall and has muscles in places where most people don't have places."

Miss Megumi nods.  "Is he being controlled by magic?"

"I don't know.  I can't see stuff like that."

"I think I can."

Everyone turns to look at Reina.

"Yesterday, I think I saw some evil spirits around those farmers before I ran."

Yurina smiles.  "Then come with me.  I found a safe route to a look out point that will give you a close enough view."

Reina nods.

"Hop on my back."

Reina hops on Yurina's back and they both disappear.

Kirarin starts to stir.  "What happened."

Miss Megumi walks over and holds Kirarin's hand.  "Something wonderful happened.  The magic in your body is manifesting and you were able to heal a dying man."

Kirarin makes a face and sits up.  "This sucks!  This means that I'm not going to get to do any fighting."

Miss Megumi, Aika, and Elizabeth face plant.

Miss Megumi pats Kirarin on the head.  "I understand your fighting spirit, but this is a different world.  Sometimes the role you get in a team in this world is a lot different than the one that you want.  Besides, what if one of your group mates got injured?  Isn't it a good thing that you could now save their life?"

Kirarin pouts.  "I guess so."

Hiro notices that Kirarin steals a glance at Hiro and then blushes.

To be continued.

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Man I'm a bit worried how Hiro seems to be getting, er, confused about everyone at the moment  :panic:

Poor Kirarin, I know you want to beat people up but healing is important to you know!!!

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Man I'm a bit worried how Hiro seems to be getting, er, confused about everyone at the moment  :panic:

Poor Kirarin, I know you want to beat people up but healing is important to you know!!!

Well, Hiro has a lot to be confused about!



(^ Kiraki's transformed image, although in the story her clothes are probably more old fashioned and her hair is probably more gross.)

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(This is a fan fic based on the "public images" of various Hello!Project artists and is no way, shape or form trying to imply anything about the personal lives of the real people behind the public images.)

Author's note: The idea that repeated strikes to acupuncture points can cause the victim's head to explode is from the series Fist of the North Star.

An Annoying Paradise Lost Part 16 ("serialized in Dragon Age Pure")

Hiro slips away from the rest of the group.  He pulls out his card.  Well, I guess I won't know unless I try.

Wait, Hiro!

Hiro hears a girl's voice inside of his head.  Who is there?

It's me, I'm your card.

Oh, that's good, I guess.  Are you going to give me tips on how to beat that big guard?

Not really.  I don't think that the Masked Avenger can beat that guy.

Well, don't worry, um, what's your name?

My name is Finn Fish.  And, I should worry.  If you get killed then I die as well.  We're linked through the card.

Well Finn-kun, as I was saying don't worry.  I am a time controller.  All I have to do is save the game and then even if I reach a
Bad End, I will be restored from that point.

I am just trying to save you from a world of hurt.

I won't know if I don't try.

Don't say I didn't warn you.


Time Stops

A new card with decisions appears:

1) Follow Finn's advice.
2) Go back and try to get with Kirarin.
3) Change into the Masked Avenger and fight with the guard.

Hiro saves the game.

Time Restarts


Hiro concentrates on the card.  He transforms.  Let's do this.

--

The guard patiently watches the road that goes by the gate.  A family walks by.  "Gracious good day."

The family smiles.  "Gracious good day to you, too."

"Where are you fine folks going?"

"Tourist city."

"That's nice.  I hear the tea shop has imported a new type of tea.  I've been wanting to go."

"We'll bring some for you."

"Thanks."

"Bye, now."

"Bye."

The guard smiles as the family fades from view.

A red rose lands by his feet.  The guard scans the area until he sees a masked figure standing on a rock.  "Who goes there?"

"I am the Masked Avenger, and I am here to defeat you in combat."

The guard chuckles.  "Good sir, you are welcome to try, although I usually don't care about fighting unless someone unauthorized tries to get past the gate."

"Here I go!"  The Masked Avenger uses to speed to deliver some one hundred blows to the guards body.

The Guard looks unimpressed.  "Unless my head is going to explode in five seconds or something, I don't think what you're doing is working."

Hiro tries with another hundred blows.

The guard's face starts to betray a little concern.  "I'm sorry, but if I let you continue with this you might eventually hit the right combination of acupuncture points by random chance."  The guard, moving with lightning speed, grabs the Masked Avenger.  "Happy landing."

Smack!

The Masked Avenger sails off into the sky and becomes a prick of light.

Before the Masked Avenger can hit the ground he is caught by someone moving at incredible speed.

"Thanks."

"Don't thank me.  You should stop doing ridiculous things."

The Masked Avenger realizes that the person who caught him is Love Princess.  The Masked Avenger rolls his eyes.  "I know, we mustn't use violence in this world, and that guard is being possessed by evil spirits."

Love Princess looks down.  "Well, actually, he isn't."

"So, what should we do against him?"

Love Princess pouts.  "I don't know.  Look, maybe I don't have all the answers."  Love Princess looks contrite.  "Sorry, I shouldn't have snapped at you last time."

"That's okay, um..."

"It's Love Princess.  I must go."  Love Princess disappears.

Are you going to restore?

No, I think I like this branch just fine.


Hiro changes back and rejoins the group.  He sees that Reina and Yurina have also returned and are huddling with Miss Megumi.

Finally, Miss Megumi calls for everyone's attention.  "Okay folks, we're not going to get past the guard the way things stand now.  We need to find the golden microphone and use it on him."

Reina's eye's grow wide.  "That won't hurt him will it?"

"The golden microphone, when used by a powerful enough user, can make the victim respond to a simple command or accept a simple suggestion."

"But, where would it be?"

"Location I know I think."

Miss Megumi turns to Elizabeth.  "Where would it be?"

"Commerce City if anywhere it be."

Miss Megumi nods.  "Okay, we need to go to Commerce City.  It's about two miles past Forbidden City.  We should make it there by nightfall.  Anyone who has the ability to see magical objects should keep their eyes open.  The golden microphone might be for sale by a shop owner who doesn't know what it is."

Aika scratches her head.  "May I ask a dumb question?"

"Sure."

"Do they have normal microphones here?"

"Yes.  Lost World has not imported much technology, but they do have some trade in generators and home sound equipment.  And, many of the saloons in Commerce City have sound systems approaching normal professional level.  So, yes, there will be many microphones floating around."

"Performed many at I have."

"Yurina says the guard will be friendly to us so long as we don't try to enter Forbidden City.  Kirarin-kun, are you able to walk yet?"

"Yes, but Hiro can carry me if he wants."

Hiro turns bright red.  "That isn't funny."

"Okay, let's move out."

Sayumi smiles a mysterious smile.

To be continued.

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Re: An Annoying Paradise - Lost (Chapter 16 - 08/14/11)
« Reply #127 on: August 15, 2011, 12:45:00 PM »
so ,off to find the golden mic we go, I wonder why Sayu had a smile on her face, surely she has not go plans to snatch it for herself has she, after what happened last time? I see that Momo and her group may soon also make a move for the mic, I wonder if they will cause trouble?

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Re: An Annoying Paradise - Lost (Chapter 16 - 08/14/11)
« Reply #128 on: August 15, 2011, 10:45:51 PM »
Eri / Elizabeth accent is kind of weird. Well its Eri we're talking about so I guess it's normal  XD
Hiro is kind of out of hand here. Made a move without waiting for a recon report. He is more like Kirari (being too Aggressive).
I'm getting nervous on the way Kirari was acting. He is too............. girly  :lol:

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Re: An Annoying Paradise - Lost (Chapter 16 - 08/14/11)
« Reply #129 on: August 18, 2011, 05:29:20 PM »
@oddball Sayumi has something more consuming on her mind than the Golden Microphone.  But, as for Momo's group, if the Scooby gang is looking for trouble then Momo's group will soon give them double.

@Sancho Lost World's magic comes at a price.  The fact that Kira-chan has used her magical powers to heal someone means that her Lost World personality will become more prominent.  As for Hiro, I read recently that a lot of kids these days play video games the same way: charging ahead with no concern, confident that they will be able to reset from the last save point.  Elizabeth's weird way of speaking gets explained next chapter.
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Re: An Annoying Paradise - Lost (Chapter 16 - 08/14/11)
« Reply #130 on: August 18, 2011, 05:52:49 PM »
(This is a fan fic based on the "public images" of various Hello!Project artists and is no way, shape or form trying to imply anything about the personal lives of the real people behind the public images.)

Author's note: Potato girl (imo nee-chan) means a hick.

An Annoying Paradise Lost Part 17 ("serialized in Nakayoshi!")

If I have to walk any more I think my toes are going to fall off.  This sucks.  "Why aren't there any taxis in this place?"

Miss Megumi gives Reina a "suck it up" look.  "There are some horse carriages for hire, but they are costly and only hold four people.  Also, if we shut ourselves away from the Lost World experience then our powers won't develop."

Reina yawns.  "I'm so tired."

"You're probably jet lagged.  We got to the portal around eight PM our time and when we got through the portal it was still early afternoon."

"Even so, I wish we were already there." 

The party reaches a turn in the road.  "No problem.  We can now see it."

Reina looks ahead nearly a quarter of a mile and sees a strange configuration of mountains.  It seems that several small mountains had converged leaving an open area in the middle and a narrow gap where one could gain access to the open area.  However, the gap was plugged by a wall.

Oh, this is not good.  Reina gulps.  Even from the far distance, Reina can see many malevolent spirits circling in the air on the other side of the wall.

"Pretty scary, nyah?"

"No kidding."

"It's even scarier inside, nyah.  The people who live there are miners by trade, nyah.  They use the bad boys who turn into donkeys to pull rail cars and they use the bad girls who turn into cats to hunt vermin, nyah."

Reina sees in her mind a team of donkeys staining against a long line of full rail cars with evil miners whipping them to keep going.  Reina puts her hands over her ears.  "That's too scary.  Stop it!"

"Brave she is very."

Reina notices Elizabeth beside her.  "What?"

"Yurina ran ahead to scout what sort of guards they have, nyah."

Elizabeth nods.

Reina then notices that Seiji has climbed a tree.  "What's going on?"

"He's trying to scout the guards from afar, nyah."

Smack.

Reina hears a sharp sound from far away.  A large object falls on the ground about a quarter of a mile away.

"No!"  Kirarin shrieks and then runs toward the landing area.

This looks like a job for Love Princess.  "I should go too."

Reina feels Miss Megumi grab her by the arm.  "I think Kirarin has this under control.  Just have faith in her."

"Okay."

"I have been on many missions before.  I recognize the reaction that Kirarin just had to some one being hurt.  I think that Kirarin has been given a wonderful ability in this world, the ability to heal people."

"Really?  Wow.  Do you know everyone's ability by now?"

"No, different abilities develop at different speeds and not all of them have an obvious tip off.  But, when the time is right people with special abilities will use them."

"You sure know a lot, Miss Megumi."

"This is my twentieth mission, so I would hope I would know a little about Lost World.  But, on each mission I learn lots of new things."

"Did you meet Elizabeth on previous missions?"

"Yes, she has been a big help to me on many of them.  To pay her back I give her tips."

"Tips?"

"Yes.  She'll perform for me and I will give her pointers.  She's quite an idol in the taverns in Commerce City."  Miss Megumi whispers in Reina's ear.  "She's from a place many towns away from here.  She came to Commerce City to be a star performer.  That's why her speech patterns will probably be different from most of the Lost World people around here."

Reina giggles.  "Do they think that she is a potato girl?"

Miss Megumi nods.  "The farther away from the portal, the more old fashioned things are and the more rural, so that might be a good analogy."

Reina sees Hiro carrying Kirarin back to the group.  Everyone rushes around her.

Hiro smiles.  "Our classmate Kirarin just healed one of the farmers from yesterday."

Kirarin plops down and lays her head in Aika's lap and dozes off.

"I guess it took a lot of her energy to do so."

Miss Megumi pokes Kirarin.  "Kira-chan.  Congratulations on your new power."

"Ehhh?"

"You have the power to heal people."

"That's good."  Kirarin falls back asleep.

"Back Yurina is she."

Reina sees that Yurina looks very worried.

"Bad news.  The gate has one guard but he is so powerful that I think he could swat away a hundred of us without any problem."

Miss Megumi nods.  "Is he being controlled by evil spirits like the farmers were?"

"I don't know."

Reina gulps, then tries to stand as straight as she can.  "Miss Megumi, I think that I could figure it out if I got closer to the guard."

"Really?"

"Before I ran away I saw some evil spirits around the farmers yesterday."

Miss Megumi nods.

"Hop on my back, I know a safe route to where you could see."

Reina jumps on Yurina's back.  Reina's hair is blown straight back as Yurina carries her off off at incredible speed.

Before Reina can catch her breath Yurina puts her down behind a tree.  "If you look around this tree you should be able to see the guard without him being able to see you."

"Thanks.  Hey, I hope you don't mind me asking, but can you do that outside of Lost World?"

Yurina laughs.  "I can do similar stuff, only a lot slower."

Reina looks around the tree.  She can clearly see the guard.  "None.  No spirits are surrounding him."

"So, Love Princess wouldn't be able to help us."

"I wouldn't, I mean, she wouldn't be able to help, I guess."  Oops, that was close.

"Maybe this is a job for that other guy?"

Reina looks again.  "I don't know.  You weren't kidding about the guard being powerful."

"So, Reina, who do you think those two people are?  Are they locals fighting against Forbidden City like us?  Are the mercenaries from Earth?"

"Don't know.  I missed them because I ran away."

Yurina looks around the tree.  "Well, here's your chance, it looks like that guy is challenging the guard to a fight."


To be continued.

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Re: An Annoying Paradise - Lost (Chapter 17 - 08/18/11)
« Reply #131 on: August 22, 2011, 06:12:38 PM »
(This is a fan fic based on the "public images" of various Hello!Project artists and is no way, shape or form trying to imply anything about the personal lives of the real people behind the public images.)

An Annoying Paradise Lost Part 18 ("serialized in Nakayoshi!")

"Well, here's your chance, it looks like that guy is challenging the guard to a fight."

Wow, I really don't know if I want to see this.  Reina looks around the tree and sees the masked guy striking the guard repeatedly with no effect.  This isn't good, that Guard is barely feeling those blows.

Love Princess, that man is in danger.

Oh, hi Access.  But, what can I do?  I can't transform in front of Yurina.

Well, use your head.  Trick her.  Do what you have to do.

Okay.
  Reina jumps back from the tree and covers her eyes.  "This is too scary for me to watch.  Tell me what's going on Yurina."

Yurina looks around the tree.

Reina transforms.  Now what should I do?

Use your speed to get to the fight and drag him out of harms way.

Okay, here I go.


Smack!

Um, Love Princess, plan B.  You have to catch that guy now.

No Way!
  Love Princess chases after the mercenary gun who is now flying through the air thanks to a well place slap by the guard.  This is crazy!  He's going nearly a quarter mile.

You better jump and catch him in mid-air and then hit the ground at a run to lessen the impact.

Got it!


Love Princess makes the jump and successfully catches the masked man.  She puts him down.

"I, the Masked Avenger, guess that I should thank you, but somehow I think I would have rather have made that crash landing."

What a jerk!  He's almost as bad as Hiro.  "Well, remind The Love Princess not to save you the next time you do something foolish."

"So, are you now going to show me up again and heal that guard's heart with your magic?"

"Actually, no.  He's not being controlled by evil spirits.  And, for your information, I wasn't trying to show you up the last time."

"Whatever."  The Masked Avenger runs away.

Arrgh.  He makes me so mad!  I think I should just let him get beat up next time.

Love Princess, you mustn't do that.  Just like I am linked to you, he is linked to another card's spirit.  If he dies, then she dies."

Is this card spirit your girl friend?

Well, um, er, I guess you could say that.

So, that guy is from earth?

Yes, that is his powered up form.

I see.  I guess he must be a mercenary because he doesn't look anything like any member of my group.

Well, any information I give you about his identity would weaken his magic so I cannot say anything.  But, putting that aside, isn't your group also a bunch of mercenaries?

We're here on a rescue mission.

Maybe he's on a rescue mission as well?  Please do not stay mad at him.

Okay, but I need to get back to Yurina.

Good luck, Love Princess.  You've done well so far.


Love Princess races off.

About ten yards from this scene, behind a bunch of trees, the adventurers look on in astonishment.

"Wow, that was awesome.  Who knew that there were magical girls and boys in this world?"

Meowko looks at Saki and nods.  "But, this complicates things.  What if we steal the microphone and those two come after us?"

"Yeah, maybe their magic gives them immunity from the microphone?"

Risako looks at the other two in disbelief.  "Are you two ribbing me?"

"I would never do that.  You should know that Rii-chan."

"Thanks, Sa-chan, but are you two telling me that it wasn't completely obvious to you who those two were?"

Saki and Meowko look at Risako with completely blank looks.

"You couldn't tell that was Reina and Hiro?"

"Sugoi!"

Meowko goes into a deep think.  "So, you can see through their disguise but you can't see magical objects?"

"Guess not."

Meowko jumps up and hits Risako on top of the head.  "Baka, what good is that?"

Risako pouts.

"We'll just have to figure it out what to do when the time comes.  The It Girls will not be denied."  Saki poses with her fist in front of her.

"Wait a second, I never agreed to that team name.  And, I thought of a better name.  Team Rock Stars."

"But, we're idols, not rock stars."

"With that microphone, you never know."

Meowko slaps her head with her paw.  "You think you two would be discussing something important?"

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Love Princess runs back to where Yurina is.  She jumps up into a tree and transforms.

Yurina walks by scanning the area.  "Um, Reina?  Reina?"

"I'm up here.  I heard that smack and hid."

"Honestly, I think it might be better if you grew a back bone at some point."

"I guess."

"Well, get down here and I will carry you back to the group."

When they get back to the group, Reina gives her report.

Miss Megumi nods.  "Well, there's no point in trying to get by that guard using brute force.  We'll have to try to find the golden microphone and use it on the guard.  Elizabeth has told me that it's probably in Commerce City.  We'll be able to get there in a couple of hours."

More walking?  This really sucks.  My feet hurt really bad.

After a few minutes of walking Reina notices Sayumi giggling to herself.  "What so funny."

"Funny, nyah?  Well, the guy who kidnapped me hangs out a lot in Commerce City, nyah."

"You're not going to try to kill him, are you?"

Sayumi laughs a creepy laugh.

"Sayumi, that's horrible!"

Sayumi grins.  "Actually, when I catch up to him he might wish for death, nyah."

To be continued.

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Re: An Annoying Paradise - Lost (Chapter 17 - 08/18/11)
« Reply #132 on: August 22, 2011, 10:57:28 PM »
Sayumi grins.  "Actually, when I catch up to him he might wish for death, nyah."

That was creepy  :badluck:

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Re: An Annoying Paradise - Lost (Chapter 18 - 08/22/11)
« Reply #133 on: August 23, 2011, 10:29:47 AM »
Hmm, I wonder when Reina will actually be found out to be the love princess..... and when hiro will be ant use  :nervous

Eeeep! Scary Sayu is scary!!!

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Re: An Annoying Paradise - Lost (Chapter 18 - 08/22/11)
« Reply #134 on: August 26, 2011, 10:23:28 PM »
(This is a fan fic based on the "public images" of various Hello!Project artists and is no way, shape or form trying to imply anything about the personal lives of the real people behind the public images.)

Author's note: The Katakana for "mi" looks like three diagonal slashes: ミ.  Perhaps a confrontation with a cat girl could leave a scar like this?

An Annoying Paradise Lost Part 19 ("serialized in Dragon Age Pure")

Hiro yawns.  Geez, usually in fantasy adventure games they don't mention who long it really takes to get from point A to point B.

"Big brother, cheer up, we're almost there."

"I thought I told you not to call me ..."  Woah, what's that? Passing a bend in the road Hiro sees Commerce City in the distance, glowing slightly in the gathering twilight by hundreds of lanterns.

Seiji calls for the troops to halt.  "Okay folks, just five minutes up ahead.  Be on your guard at all times and don't wonder off alone.  Commerce City isn't very big compared to most Japanese cities, but it is still a city and has its shady types."

Miss Megumi nods.  "The first place we should hit is the music store.  That's the place the Golden Microphone is most likely to be."

"Hai!"

The troops march into Commerce City.

Why does this remind me of that seedy district that the Neverland Club was in?  Hiro looks from side to side taking in a never ending parade of stores, restaurants, hostess clubs, and gambling establishments, all thrown together randomly.

Seiji nudges Hiro.  "This is what happens without a zoning commission, huh?"

Hiro nods.

"Okay, this is the biggest music store in town."  Miss Megumi directs traffic.  "Aika, Reina, and Kira-chan, you three go in and look around."

Hiro notices Sayumi sniffing the air.  "Smelling anything interesting?"

"I am sniffing for someone interesting, nyah."

After a few minutes, Aika leads the others out of the store.  "Yeah, it's there.  It costs one hundred coins."

Miss Megumi's jaw drops in horror.  "That's twice as much as what all of us have put together."

"Contest prize cost will cover."

"That's true, Elizabeth.  Okay, here's our plan.  We will split up into two groups.  Aika, Reina, Kira-chan, and Elizabeth, you will join me in trying to win an idol singing contest at the Rotton Galic Saloon.  Hiro, Seiji, and Yurina, you will assist Sayumi on her mission."

Hiro's jaw drops.  "Her mission?"

"Yes, she's here to deliver some justice.  She will explain it to you.  We have to run if we're going to have enough time to prepare.  You remember where the Rotton Garlic is, right Seiji?"

"Hai!"

The other group runs off.

"So, what's this mission all about?"

"Simple, nyah.  There is a man who comes to Tokyo and kidnaps bad girls and bad boys and sells them in the Forbidden City, nyah.  I came here to ruin his life!"  Sayumi eyes light with fire and she skips her nyah ending.

Scary.

Seiji nods.  "So, do we know if he is here today?"

"I think so, nyah.  There are places that we have passed where his scent is strong, nyah."

"So what should we do?"

"Protect me, nyah.  To be fully effective at tracking a prey I need to go into a trance where I won't be very aware of my surroundings, nyah.  It's easy to get mugged in this town, nyah."

Yurina smiles.  "I'll have your back."

"Same here."

Hiro nods.  "We got you covered."

"Well, I hope you can move fast, nyah."

Crap!  And, I was hoping for some rest.

Seiji smiles.  "We'll do our best."

"Good, nyah.  Now, please excuse my weird behavior from now on, nyah."

"Of course."

Sayumi sits down and closes her eyes.  Her nose starts twitching.  "Grrrr."

Poof.

Oh my god!  Where did she go?  Hiro's jaw drops as Sayumi vanishes.

Yurina and Seiji start running after Sayumi.  Hiro follows.  Great.  At least speed racer girl can keep up with Sayumi and Seiji can see them in the distance.  I guess all I can do is keep Seiji in sight.

After about five blocks of running into a progressively seedier looking neighborhood, Hiro and Seiji turn down into a dark alley where they encounter an unpleasant scene.

"What have we got here?  A cat-lady and a beauty.  Unescorted.  We can get a good price for the two of you."

Seiji clears his throat.  "Gentlemen, you're making a mistake.  Those two ladies are not unescorted.  They belong to us."

The two large knife wielding burly thugs giggle at Seiji.  "Do you really think that two sissies like you are going to make a difference to us?"

Well, this looks like a job for you know who.

Hiro, wait!

What is it?  Don't you think the masked avenger can handle those two punks?

You can handle them.  But, there's no need.  Look behind them.

Hey Finn, nice call.  I'm starting to see that you know what you are doing.

Thanks.


"So, if you two wussies don't mind, we're going to take these two whores now."  The two thugs explode with laughter.

Suddenly the two thugs drop their weapons and double over in pain.  Behind the two men are two of the farmers from the day before, rubbing their fists after the impact with the thugs' kidneys.  They pick up the men over their heads and throw them further down the alley into a pile of debris.

Seiji bows.  "Thank you very much, sirs."

The taller of the two framers chuckles.  "No problem at all.  We owe you guys big time for yesterday, and even for today for healing our friend.  If there is anything you need us to do, just ask."

"There is, nyah."

"What's that little lady."

"Have you seen Mi-Scar, nyah?"

"No, but I know that he usually hangs out at the Three Pig Bar halfway down this alley."

"Sugoi, nyah."

The shorter of the two men shyly speaks.  "If you can find Third Eye for us as well, that would be really cool."

Hiro turns to Seiji.  "Mi-Scar?  Third Eye?"

Seiji shrugs.

Sayumi smiles.  "Mi-Scar is the person I am looking for.  He has a scar on his left cheek in the form of the katakana character for mi, nyah.  Third Eye has a scar on his forehead that makes it look like he has a third eye, nyah."

The taller man nods.  "Third Eye is the man who bewitched us."

"And, Mi-Scar is the man who kidnapped me, nyah."

To Be Continued.


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(This is a fan fic based on the "public images" of various Hello!Project artists and is no way, shape or form trying to imply anything about the personal lives of the real people behind the public images.)

Author's note: "Nyah-i-sho" is cat girl Sayumi's way of saying "Na-i-sho" which corresponds to "se-cu-ret" (secret).

An Annoying Paradise Lost Part 20 ("serialized in Dragon Age Pure")

"And, Mi-Scar is the man who kidnapped me, nyah."

The two farmers bow in front of Sayumi.  "You have our cooperation."

Seiji steps in.  "I think the most useful thing you can do is getting those two thugs out of the alley, since we'll probably have to do surveillance."

The larger farmer smiles.  "No problem.  We can take them to the river's port.  I'm sure that there will be at least one boat would wouldn't mind some laborers who will work for the privilege of not being thrown into the rapids."

"Make it so, then."

The two framers go to the debris and return with the unconscious thugs over their shoulders.  "I hope they enjoy being sailors."

Hiro watches the two men walk off with their prey.  "I wonder why they just don't take them to the police?"

"Big brother, I guess you're new to this place."

"Well, yeah, I am."

"That was the closest this town comes to justice."

Hiro gulps. I can see now why Seiji was saying we needed to stick together.

"But, we need to get to the Three Pig Bar, to see if Mi-Scar is there, nyah."

They walk down the alley until the see a sign with a picture of three pigs.

Sayumi looks through a window.  "He's there, nyah.  I'm going to get him."

Yurina and Seiji grab Sayumi.

Seiji waves his index finger.  "You don't know if he has back up at the bar.  We should get our own back up."

Sayumi nods.

Yurina motions for Seiji to get on her back.  "Hiro, stay with Sayumi and protect her, but don't be a hentai."

Why does it suddenly feel really cold?

"Big brother we're going to bring the others from the Rotten Garlic Salon.  You'll be okay?"

"You can count on me."

Yurina and Seiji run off.

"What a crappy place for a stake out, nyah."

Hiro nods.  It's probably not all that safe either.

"Well, look what we have here.  Some sissy boy and a cat girl."

Wow, as if by cue.

"Now are you two going to come quietly, or do I have to slit your throats?"

Hiro slips into the shadows.  Now would be a good time, right?

Go for it, Masked Avenger!

I will, Finn.


"Well, looks like your friend could stand the pressure.  I guess you're all mine now little kitty."

A red rose lands at the muggers feet.  "What's this?"

The Masked Avenger steps out of the shadows.  "In the shadows often lurk monsters, but there are no monsters that can rival the depravity of some men.  Your career as a criminal is about to come to a close.  I hope it has been a happy one for you because the ending is going to be very sad, an ending written by the Masked Avenger."

"Oh yeah?"  The man grabs for Sayumi to hold her as a hostage but Sayumi slashes his hand with her claws.  "Ouch!  Stupid cat!"

Before the man can react, the Masked Avenger pounces on him and knocks him out cold with twenty straight strikes.

"Sugoi, nyah."

"Will you be okay for minute, young lady?"

"I think so, nyah."

The Masked Avenger picks up the mugger and places him on his shoulders.  Finn, do you know the way to the dock?

Absolutely.


Then Masked Avenger carries the mugger a couple blocks at lightning speed until he catches up with two farmers.  "Gentlemen, think you can handle a third fool?"

The larger framer swings the mugger over his free shoulder.  "Light as a feather."

"He was bothering the cat lady."

"Please continue protecting that party."

"I will, good evening."

The Masked Avenger races back to Sayumi.  He changes back before he greets her.  "Wow, good thing that masked guy showed up, huh?"

"Baka, nyah.  Mahou can fool the eyes but it doesn't affect the nose, nyah.  You and the Masked Avenger smell exactly alike, nyah."

Hiro turns bright red.  "You won't tell the others, will you?"

"Nyah-i-sho."  Sayumi winks and wiggles her nose.

After a lengthy wait, the rest of the party shows up.

"What took you guys so long?"

Aika smiles and holds a microphone.  "Shopping."

"So, what's the plan?"

"I'll use this situation to test out the microphone."

Sayumi nods.  "Tell him to jump in the river, nyah."

Aika thinks about this a bit.  "Is this person you're after originally from Tokyo?"

"Yes, he's a wanted criminal, nyah."

"Then why don't you turn him over to the police?"

"We're days away from the portal, nyah."

Aika winks.  "I think it will be okay, I have a plan."

Sayumi looks in the window.  "He's on the move, nyah.  You guys hide, nyah."

Mi-Scar walks out of the bar on wobbly legs.  "What have we here?  A stray cat?  I know a good place for you to go."

Aika steps out of the shadows holding the Golden Microphone.  "You will obey what this cat lady tells you to do."

Mi-Scar's eye's glaze over.  "I understand."

"Sayumi, you can make it to Tourist City by early morning by cab."

"That's expensive, nyah."

"We cleaned up at the idol contest.  Don't worry."

"Come with me, nyah."

Sayumi leads Aika, Mi-Scar, and the rest of the group out of the ally.

Aika flags down a horse drawn cab.  "Take this cat lady and this gentleman to Tourist City, then come back to Forbidden City."

The drives looks at Aika as if she is crazy.  "It would take fifty coins for me to that, little girl."  The driver laughs.

Aika pulls out a bag and throws it to the driver who weighs it with his hands.  "Do you need to count?"

"No, not at all, my lady.  I will get them there without fail!"

"Get in the cab, nyah."

"Yes."

Miss Megumi grabs Sayumi before she can get in the cab.  "Sayumi-kun, the microphone's mahou will wear off within five minutes of getting him back to Tokyo.  Will you be able to get him to the police by then?"

Sayumi gets in the cab.  "You can count on me, nyah!"

Aika closes the door behind Mi-Scar and Sayumi and the cab takes off.

Miss Megumi calls for attention.  "Okay, we should rest for the night.  We did well at the contest so we can stay at a hotel in town.  Tomorrow, we take Forbidden City."

"Hai!"
 

To Be Continued.


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Hmm I wonder how thinks will turn out now that the golden micophone is in there hands.....

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An Annoying Paradise Lost Part 21 ("serialized in Nakayoshi!")

That over there is Commerce City?  It doesn't even look one tenth the size of Shibuya.

Reina and the rest of the group enter the gates of the city.  Wow, what a mess.  I guess they don't like streets that go in straight lines around here, or even streets with pavements.

Elizabeth nudges Reina.  "Fortunate today we are."

"Why is that?"

Elizabeth points to the dirt streets.  "Recently rain not be."

Reina looks around and sees that there are elevated wooded walkways on the sides of the roads.  "We could use those."

"Street not across go."

Miss Megumi directs the group down the street and then down an alley.

At least this alley has an elevated walkway.

They stop in front of a door.  There are lanterns by the door but it is getting to be so dark that Reina cannot see how far the store extends upwards or across.

"Okay, this is the music store.  Reina, Kira-chan, and Aika, you go into the store and search around.  Stick together though."

Reina enters the store.  There are dozens of strange instruments that look like antiques hanging on the walls.  She wanders up and down several aisles filled with drum and trumpet equipment before she sees their target, a wall filled with modern looking microphones.  "Over here."

Reina, Aika and Kirarin look over the microphones.

This is stupid.  I don't even know what I am supposed to be looking for here.  Reina examines one of the microphones.  It has a panel down the side of it with brightly colored small circles, but nothing remarkable other that that.

Aika calls over a clerk and talks to him for a minute.

"Okay, guys, let's talk this over with Miss Megumi outside."

"Aika, did you find it?"

"Kirarin, isn't it obvious which one is the right one?"

"No."

Aika picks up one of the microphones and turns it sideways.  "It only says Golden Microphone on the side."

Kirarin gives Aika a grouchy look.  "Don't see it."

"Well, if everyone could see it then it wouldn't be for sale here."

Aika shoos everyone back out to the alley.  "Okay, it's in there.  The clerk told me that it's only one hundred coins."

Miss Megumi's face looks mortified.  "One hundred coins?  We were only given around five coins each.  This is bad."

"Contest prize we win."

Miss Megumi nods.  "Good idea, Elizabeth.  Okay, troops.  Aika, Reina, Elizabeth and Kira-chan will come with me.  They're going to enter and idol contest and win some money so that we can buy the microphone.  Yurina, Seiji, and Hiro, you go with Sayumi.  She has another mission she would like to complete while she is here."

Seiji nods.  "Of course."

"You know where the Rotten Garlic Saloon is right?"

"Yes."

"That's where we will be."  Miss Megumi starts walking out of the alley leading her subgroup out.

Reina runs up to Miss Megumi.  "Excuse me, but what sort of performance are we supposed to be doing?"

"Nothing too difficult.  They do have sound systems and music players there.  So, it will just be like singing with a backing track."

After a several block walk they finally arrive at a three story building with a sign in the front with a picture of a rotting garlic on it.

"Let's knock them dead!"

Reina looks around inside.  Wow, I wish I had Miss Megumi's enthusiasm.  This place is a dump!

"Swank place this is."

"This is swank?"

"Other places compared it is."

Miss Megumi leads the troops through a door to a bar/performance area.  Already the bar is full of rowdy customers who start catcalling the girls.

Miss Megumi gives them a look and they shut up.  She leads them to the back where a old man sits at a table.  "Sir, we would like to enter a idol contest tonight."

"That's not good.  No contest tonight.  But, if you want, you can go on and you guys can keep the tips.  The changing room is in the basement.  The door is behind this table."

This is sounding worse and worse!

Downstairs Reina gives Miss Megumi the evil eye.  "Changing?"

"Of course.  You can't expect to perform dressed the way you guys are now.  At least they have a full selection of outfits down here."

Reina starts looks through the outfits.  You have got to be kidding me!  None of these things are cute in any way shape or form!

"Um, Miss Megumi?"

"Yes, Aika-kun?"

"I might have a problem."  Aika takes off her shirt.

Reina face plants.

"My goodness, Aika-kun, you must be getting pretty used to Lost World, or else you deliberately choose a bra two sizes two small."

Aika looks down at her breasts which are overflowing and barely being held in check by her bra.  "It fit yesterday when I bought it, thank you very much."

Miss Megumi lifts up Kirarin's shirt.  "How are you doing in there?"

"Hentai!"  Kirarin tries to cover up.

"Baka, I'm a woman."

Kirarin lowers her hands.

"Okay, your bra fits fine.  But, on the other hand, Aika, you do have a problem.  There are no spare bras down here, and even if there were, I don't know if you could find one in your size."

Aika desperately looks through the costumes, but each one seems to be designed to augment rather than diminish the size of wearer's bosoms.  "This is crazy!  I can't wear something like this."

Miss Megumi taps Aika on the forehead.  "Why do you care?  You're a boy."

"Boy or girl, this would be too embarrassing.  I would feel like a piece of meat out there."

Miss Megumi gives Aika an intimidating look.  "You guys are going out there for tips.  We need a lot of money.  And, none of those guys out there are from Tokyo.  So, suck it up."

Elizabeth comes over to Aika with an outfit.  "Outfit appearance help I can.  Appealing look them I can make."

"I can help too."

Elizabeth gives Reina a condescending look.  "Experience this with have you I don't think."

Geez, she didn't have to say that like that.  Reina pouts.

Aika waves her hand.  "Reina, you're just the person who can help.  I need all the accessories that I can get to take peoples eyes off of my chest."

"Okay, I'll do my best."  Reina looks at Aika's bust again and shudders.  Aika is a boy, this is not fair at all!

To be continued.

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Re: An Annoying Paradise - Lost (Chapter 21 - An Embarrassing Live - 09/03/11)
« Reply #138 on: September 03, 2011, 11:19:38 PM »
Accent is dizzy Elizabeth is making me.   XD 
I wonder what kind of performance they shall be? :doh:
Aika's womanhood Reina is envious   :banghead:     

 

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Re: An Annoying Paradise - Lost (Chapter 21 - An Embarrassing Live - 09/03/11)
« Reply #139 on: September 05, 2011, 11:06:40 AM »
Well at least Elizabeth  is there to help out Aika and Kirarin even if she is, well, they way she is!  :lol:

LOL poor Aika and her apparent 'majic' bra, seems as though Reina is not to impressed though!  XD

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