Man Nabbed at U.S. airport with snakes in his pants.

[Legend]

MIAMI(Reteurs) Never mind ants in your pants, what about snakes and tortoises?

That's what authorities at Miami's international airport said they found inside the trousers of a passenger as he tried to board a flight for Brazil.

The U.S. Transportation Security Administration said the man had seven exotic snakes and three tortoises wrapped in nylon bags that had been stuffed into his pants.

(Reporting by Manuel Rueda, editing by Anthony Boadle)[/i]

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/man-nabbed-u-airport-snakes-pants-154716716.html

Snakes on a plane was the first thing on my mind when I caught this headline.

[john_hung]

Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes in these motherfucking pants!