BuraGeki no Ichinichi (Black & Gekikara Daily Life Season I & II: Complete)

[altoids]

Na, my teacher is pretty relax. ~ It just the awkward atmosphere after laughing out lout in class. xD ;;

Seriously. When the child gets older, he's seriously going ask his papa a challenge just for Black.
Don't give up Geki-pa! o uo

Really hope the child doesn't grow up being unintelligent. :"D ;;;;
If he's able to get Black attention so easily, he's probably intelligent. Maybe he got it from Nezumi. *cough*NezuBlack*cough* *shot*

Poor Dance though. she gets beaten by Shibuya.... = w= I wonder what they do if Geki wasn't around. :"D

Sado is so nice to Geki. ~ = w= Then again.... Sado is using Geki just to get some money. lol. At least Geki is getting payed with melon pan.
Wait... Why doesn't Geki just get the money instead and help pay for the rent!
Black would probably be happy if Geki could also pay for the rent! xD

Awww. Geki. Crying from cutting unions. lol.
why not just admit it and get some love from Black. ~ ;3 She'll kiss those tears away. > w> ;

... diabetes.. oh my god. xD ; i'm surprise Black didn't kick Geki out.

Marriage huh? o uo lol. don't think there would be a formal knowing about the bill problems.
a kindergartner teacher, aye. ~ = w=  Center can always kidnap Nezumi home. ;P

.___. Geki just devour all her melon pan? xD ;
Hahaaa. and Geki  told Black she had diabetes. = w=

How sneaky of Black. ~ Though... Wonder what happen if Geki catches Center with the kid. :"D ;;
Why would Geki care about the baby anyways! She hates the baby since he's taking all of Black's attention! xD

Aaa. Poor Center... Wonder if someday she'll change her mind of having a baby with Nezumi... = 3=

Thanks for the update, bro! > w > Hilarious as always. ~

Hnn... What other character that is rarely seen. Maybe Torigoya, Atsuko, and Keibuho? *shrug* . w. ;

Edit;oh! that reminds me. how the kid wanted a sister to play with. Black and Geki should get a puppy. o 3o ;
Then Black has two troublesome kids and a pet to deal with! xD ;

[kahem]

Center is so cute~ I'm sure she will be a good euh dad? Lol

[yukofan]

cuteness overload..

blackgeki is awesome couple as always..center and the baby are cute..she should have her own child with nezume

[XxRoByNxX78]

i completely forgot to comment sry my past couple have days hav been hectict plus am ill =(

anyway u made this really funny again

and Centre suprised me i mean since when did she become all loving and caring if i rember in majisuke gakuen 2 she was practically stone cold to anyone other than Nezumi and now she is looking after Black and Gekikaras kid wow people do change

Oh yer when is the baby going to get a name lolz

And Gekikara taking Black out on a date aww so sweet lol

An after all the times you hav metioned melon pan in ur fic i really wanna try it now lol

thanks for update

[ILOVESAEYUKI-WMATSUI]

please update   

[korisunyan]

PLEASE MOOOORE ÇÇÇ

[bunny_rabbit]

ok...ok...i'm new here and i just finished read all the skits from page one

one thing for sure...i can't stop laughing like hell

and now

BuraGeki+Baby=OWNING *DotA Mode*

can't wait for your next updates

as for other majigak casts...i wish to see Otabe makes her appearance...is that possible

[dukkong]

I realize I haven't comment for a while. Sorry  I was kinda busy these days. But I still take these drabbles out to read time to time and it really cheer me up <3 Thanks for all the work

[Yon48]

I really like this fanfic, are you not going to update anymore? T-T
This is the funniest ever!!
Please Uptade! 

[LeNosferatu]

Sorry I can't reply all the kind comments up there. For all this thread readers, I'm sorry but this update is the longest and also the last episode of our lovely family Black and Gekikara story. Hope you enjoy it 

But pls comment on it, as this is my last update 

Warning: This fic isnt recommended for pregnant women 

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Because It’s Center

*Rappappa clubroom*

Center      : Nezumi? Can you hold him for a moment? I need to go to bathroom…
Nezumi      : Okay… *sigh* I hate babies…

*few mins*

Nezumi      : What? Stop staring at me.
Baby      : *scared* HWAAAAAAAAA!!!! HWEEEEE!!!
Nezumi      : Shut up! *glare*
Baby      : HWAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Nezumi      : CENTEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!! *frustrate*
Center      : YES!!! NEZUMI WHAT HAPPEN!! *enter the room triumphantly*
Nezumi      : You don’t have to kick the door!!

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Detestation

Center      : *carrying Baby in the arms*
Nezumi      : Send him back to his parents now!
Center      : But nobody would look after him until 4 pm.
Nezumi      : Whatever, I’m going home now *walk away*
Center      : Ahh Nezumi! *chase* Nezumi! Let’s go home together!
Nezumi      :*stop* With that kid around?
Center      : O-of course…
Nezumi      : Then no *walk away*

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Pleading

*street*

Center      : *chase* Nezumi…he’s sleeping anyway, he won’t bother you.
Nezumi      : *walk faster* *glance*
Center      : *chase* Nezumi… *puppy eyes*
Nezumi      : Please don’t give me that look…please don’t give me that look…*walk faster*
Center      : Don’t you want to have kids someday… *puppy eyes*  Nezumi…
Nezumi      : *blush* F-FINE! *losing*

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Persistent

*street*

Center      : Nezumi, why do you hate kids?
Nezumi      : They’re noisy.
Center      : So is it okay if they are sleeping soundly, like this? *point at Baby*
Nezumi      : I guess…
Center      : Yay! Let’s go to your house *smile*
Nezumi      : NO WAY!!! 

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Lazy Rule V

*kitchen*

Black      : *cutting vegetables*
Gekikara   : *reading manga*
Black      : Geki, do me a favor?
Gekikara   : Does it involve me getting up?
Black      : Of course…
Gekikara   : Then no *keep reading*

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Survival

*living room*

Baby      : *watching Barney* Wahaha~~ *dance*
Gekikara   : *appear* *taking TV remote* *turn the channel*
Baby      : Touchan!!! Barney!! I want Barney!!!
Gekikara   : Move. Barney is dead!
Baby      : *jump* *brawl* Touchan!!! Touchan!!! I want Barney!!
Gekikara   : I wanna watch anime! Move! *brawl*
Black      : Please take me away from here…

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It’s Different

Baby      : Barney!!!! *brawl*
Gekikara   : Anime!!! *brawl*

*TV remote thrown to the air*

Baby      : I hate Touchan!!! HWEEEEEEE!!!! *run to bedroom*
Gekikara   : *catching remote* *laughing in victory*
Black      : You really need to grow up instead of growing *taking the remote*

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Lazy No More

Black      : Oh God…*stare at a paper*
Gekikara   : What happened?
Black      : Look *show*
Gekikara   : This month’s bill? Let me s-WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??
Black      : Yeah the owner increases the rent again…
Gekikara   : Ah…Uh…Black…I…I’ll go get a job now! *guilty*
Black      : Wow…that fake bill really did the trick.

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Bittersweet

*dinner time*

Black      : *put bowl* Today’s dinner is your favorite spicy curry…
Gekikara   : Yay! *happy* Itadakimasu~~
Black      : I…tried my best. Sorry if it’s still inedible *hesitate*
Gekikara   : *chomp* *munch* *munch*
Black      : *worry* How…was it?
Gekikara   : It’s good! Really! I love it *giggle*

*that night Gekikara spent 3 hours in the bathroom*

Gekikara   : At least she’s angsting no more…I’m a good husband…I’m a good husband…*puke*

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Bedtime LiesStories

Black      : Did you play with my cross?
Baby      : *scared* *shake head*
Black      : It’s okay, I won’t mad *smile*
Baby      : Uhh…no Kaachan…
Black      : Really?
Baby      : Umm…Uhh…Gomen Kaachan…I lost it…
Black      : I see. Lying is not good *smile* don’t ever lie again, okay?
Gekikara   : *smirk* Really Black? How about Tooth Fairy? Santa Claus?
Black      : *blush* I-it’s different!

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Older Sister

*bathroom*

Black      : There, all clean now *toweling Baby* ask Touchan to dress you up *smile*
Baby      : Okay, Kaachan! *run outside*
Black      : *sigh* Now I can relax myself in the bath…

*few secs*

Gekikara   : *enter* ME!!! How about me!!! *jump in* Wash me too!! *giggle*
Black      : *sigh* I forgot I also have an 8 year old here…
Gekikara   : Black? Wash me? *giggle*
Black      : Turn around.
Gekikara   : Yay!

*Gekikara left the baby alone in the living room, naked*

xxx

Cynicism

Gekikara   : *munching Melon Pan*
Baby      : *reach* *reach*
Gekikara   : Go away.
Baby      : I want that! *reach* *reach*
Gekikara   : I said go away!
Black      : Gekikara! He’s only a 3 year old kid!
Gekikara   : Oh yeah, he’s only a 3 year old kid that so sweet you could eat him. Ten years later, you’ll wish you never had!

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Being Romantic

*Sunday*

Black      : *walking to the kitchen*
Gekikara   : *walking to the kitchen*

*later*

Black      : *walking to the living room*
Gekikara   : *walking to the living room*

*later*

Black      : *walking to bathroom*
Gekikara   : *walking to bathroom*
Black      : Gekikara, why are you always following me?
Gekikara   : My mom told me to follow my dream…
Black      : *blush* Go away, I need to take a bath *doki doki doki doki doki*

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The Future (Gekikara’s version)

*Now*

Baby      : Kaachan~~ *hug* I love you…
Black      : *laugh* I love you too…

*Ten years later*

Boy      :  Kaachan~~ *hug* I love you…
Black      : Yes, what do you want?

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Because Lying is Not Good

Baby      : Tsumannai! *throw robots*
Black      : What’s wrong sweetheart?
Baby      : No one wants to play with me! *sad*
Black      : Umm…ask Touchan? Oh right, like she wants to play with you.
Baby      : *shake head* Kaachan, I want a brother!
Black      : *blush* Wh-what...umm…a brother is too expensive, sweetheart.
Gekikara   : *suddenly appear* A brother huh? Your Kaachan is lying, kid. It’s cheap and your Kaachan can make it! *giggle* How many do you want?
Black      : Gekikara!!! *blush*
Gekikara   : What? I’m just telling him the truth *walk away* *giggle* *giggle*

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The Future II (Gekikara’s Version)

*15 years later*

Boy      : *texting*
Black      : Who are you texting with?
Boy      : None of your business, Kaachan.
Black      : Is that your girlfriend?
Boy      : No, Kaachan!
Black      : Do you have anyone you like?
Boy      : Kaachan, please!!

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Second One is Always the Truth

*summer*

Gekikara   : Let’s go to the beach!
Black      : Why so suddenly?
Baby      : Touchan, what is beach?
Gekikara   : You’ll know when you get there *grin*
Black      : We are not going anywhere.
Gekikara   : EHH!! But it’s boring here…let’s have some fun (*3*) besides you’re on your holiday!
Black      : Why beach?
Gekikara   : Cause it’s summer!
Black      : Why beach? *glare*
Gekikara   : *scared* C-cause…I wanna see you in swimsuits…*stepping backwards*

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The Future III (Baby’s Version)

*15 years later*

Boy      : Touchan, can I go to my friend’s party tonight?
Gekikara   : Yeah, just don’t come home drunk.
Boy      : You are the best! Ittekimasu!

*Meanwhile*

Boy      : Kaachan, can I go to my friend’s party tonight?
Black      : Where is the party at? Who are you going with? Whose party? What are you gonna do there? What time will you come home?
Boy      : Nevermind, I’ll go to bed now.

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Art Object

Gekikara   : So…we are not going?
Black      : Why beach when…*blush* when you can see me like that every time you want!
Gekikara   : Ehh is that wrong?
Black      : No, I just hate the crowd.
Gekikara   : Well I just want to see you in different background, like the beach and such.
Black      : What am I, erotic painting? Pervert. *pissed* *leaving*

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Hormones

*the beach*

Baby      : Wahaha~~ *playing sand*
Black      : Stop giving me that look!
Gekikara   : *grin*
Black      : *blush* I hate you.
Gekikara   : Oh you love me, Black. You’ve decided to come here *grin*
Black      : Just stop staring at me!
Gekikara   : Well, I guess I’ll ogle at others then…
Black      : *grab* DON’T. YOU. DARE. *blush*
Gekikara   : Black in her PMS is such a fun to tease…

xxx

Competition

*the beach*

Baby      : Wahaha~~ *playing sand with other kid*
Gekikara   : Lots of people here…
Someone   : *approach* Black! Gekikara!
BuraGeki   : T-Torigoya??
Torigoya   : Family time huh? Nice *laugh*
Gekikara   : *stare* Wow Torigoya, you look so h-
Black      : *grip* *death glare*
Gekikara   : *twitch* S-so…so…different! Yeah, so different!
Torigoya   : *giggle* Thanks. I’ll take that as a compliment!

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Because Too Honest is Not Good

*Torigoya is gone*

Gekikara   : Wow.
Black      : Wow what?
Gekikara   : Nothing *shrug*
Black      : Yeah, like I don’t know you’re telling me a lie.
Gekikara   : Promise me don’t be mad!
Black      : Okay.
Gekikara   : No wonder Torigoya is a pro in her job…

*that night Gekikara slept outside*

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Bonus Drabbles: Maji de?

Sacrifice

Daruma      : Gakurannhh! Stop butting offhh. This is my fighthhh…
Thugs      : Yeah go away. Just give up already!
Gakuran   : Never! My seriousness is only for Atsuko!! I will fight too for her. I will sacrifice my life for her!
Daruma      : You serioussshhh? If she jumps off the bridgehhh…will you jump toohhh?
Gakuran   : Umm…how high the bridge?

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Reincarnation?

*outside Yabakune Gakuen*

Detective   : Where is Maeda?
Keibuho   : There she is. She’s giving in I guess…
Atsuko      : *walk towards policemen*
Detective   : You are under arrest, Maeda-san.
Keibuho   : *handcuffing*
Atsuko      : *jump* MINAMI, YOU ARE ALIVE!!! I MISS YOUUU *hugging Keibuho*
Keibuho   : HEEEELP ANYONE PLEASE HELP ME!!! *struggle*

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Strongest

Docchi      : Center hasn’t had any duel with Maeda in the end huh…
Toshima   : Yeah and we still don’t know who is the strongest in Majijo.
Lemon      : I think Maeda is!
Tsuri      : No, Center is stronger!
Lemon      : Maeda! *glare*
Tsuri      : Center! *glare*
Kanburi      : I think Maeda’s glasses is…
All      : Huh??
Kanburi      : It never breaks no matter she dropped it thousand times right?

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Seriousness

*Rappappa clubroom*

Center      : Maeda, going out without your glasses…it sure saves time...
Atsuko      : Sorry, but I’m wearing contacts now *smirk*
Center      : Don’t screw with me, Maeda!! Let’s have a fight. One-on-one…
Atsuko      : *smile*
Center      : Majisuka?

*background sound*

Atsuko      : *taking off contacts* Majidayo…
Center      : EHHH?? (O.o)

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Huh?

Team Hormone   : Huh?
Team Fondue   : Huh?
Team Hormone   : Huh?
Team Fondue   : Huh?
Team Hormone   : Huh?
Shaku      : Such a waste of screen time. Hey, Yasusu! Stop filming this scene!

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Squirrel

*hospital*

Shinigami   : Oshima Yuko…Oshima Yuko…
Yuko      : Huh?? *yawn* who are you?
Shinigami   : You’ll die in a month…after graduation…
Yuko      : I don’t wanna die!!! Please don’t take me away!! (>A<) I have Majijo to look after!!!
Shinigami   : Eh…umm…but you have Maeda?
Yuko      : Maeda seems uninterested with Rappappa…
Shinigami   : Your triplet sisters?
Yuko      : They’re extras!
Shinigami   : Argh…you have to die! Sign this contract *offer*
Yuko      : I don’t wanna die!!! (>A<)
Shinigami   : Well…you’ll miss a chance to stalk Torigoya anytime you want…*sneer*
Yuko      : Deal. How am I gonna die?

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Showmance

*Rappappa clubroom*

Otabe      : So what am I gonna call you now?
Ookabuki   : Noh-Kyougen Sisters!
Kokabuki   : Ah, but Kabuki Sisters is fine…
Ookabuki   : Noh-Kyougen is the best!
Kokabuki   : Old fashioned! Kabuki is cooler!
Ookabuki   : Noh-Kyougen! *glare*
Kokabuki   : Kabuki! *glare*
Gakuran   : Yeah, yeah. Keep fighting, dudes. It’s like someone’s gonna watch your show *yawn*
Kabuki Sisters   : !!!!

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Personal Hatred

*Rappappa clubroom*

Sado      : Damn you, Maeda…
Shibuya      : I’ll go get her first!
Sado      : Don’t do anything foolishly until Buchou gets back…
Black      : When Gekikara comes back…shall we do a big cleanup?
Torigoya   : I wanna beat Daruma to a bloody pulp! *clench*
Shibuya      : Daruma?
Black      : The chicken wings of victory…

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Gekikara’s Revenge

*Majisuka Gakuen’s hallway*

Atsuko      : Why are you doing this?
Gekikara   : *giggle* Okotteru?
Atsuko      : …
Gekikara   : Friends? *giggle* I crushed your friends! *giggle* You mad?
Atsuko      : …
Gekikara   : Your friends beat my wife yesterday *giggle* I’m mad! *giggle*

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Cloud Nine

*heaven*

Yuko      : It’s boring here! Hey you Maeda’s friend! Let’s have a trip to earth?
Minami      : *reading book* No thanks. I have to live seriously.
Yuko      : But you are dead…
Minami      : But this is afterlife.
Yuko      : Fine, fine~~ why is everybody no fun here! (*3*)

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Stalker

*Sado’s hospital*

Sado      : *chaining a patient to a bed* Stop moving! *glare*
Patient      : I hate syringes!! Let me goooo!!! *struggle*
Yuko      : Sado is really a sadist *scared*

*Shibuya’s office*

Manager   : I will have this report collected in an hour!
Shibuya      : *punch* Don’t want! *back to the manicure*
Yuko      : Forever a gal *sigh*

*Torigoya’s parlor*

Torigoya   : Is it hurt here? Are you cold? *massage*
Man      : A bit lower please? *wink*
Torigoya   : You are naughty *laugh*
Yuko      : If only…if only…if only I could kick that man’s balls and crushing them into ashes!!! *rage*

*Black & Gekikara’s apartment*

Yuko      : WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!! Oh God, Oh God (O////O) PG-13! PG-13! Wait, I need to film this! Where’s my ghost camera again…*panic*

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Celebrity

Wota      : Would Center be replacing Maeda next year?
Unagi      : *flip meat* I don’t know, but she’s strong enough to be a Buchou.
Shaku      : Waste of screen time! Center is strong enough to be a Buchou!
Team Hormone   : This girl…
Wota      : I saw you on TV by the way. You got all the screen time!
Shaku      : Really?? Yes finally my shows is on national channel!! I’m famous woohoo!!
Bungee      : What channel?
Wota      : Animal Planet…

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Otabe’s Secret

Principal   : You are a smart girl…why do you become a Yankee?
Otabe      : There are lots of things more important than studying *smile*
Principal   : Like?
Otabe      : Selling these Kyoto souvenirs!! These miniatures only hundred yen each!! *show*
Principal   : You are really an Otabe…

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You Are What You Hear

*Majisuka rooftop*

Center      : xxxxxxxxx xxxx xxxx
Nezumi      : What?
Center      : xxx xxxxx xxxx
Nezumi      : *takes off earphones*
Center      : *sigh* Nezumi…
Nezumi      : Gomen, gomen *smile*
Center      : What were you listening to?
Nezumi      : Beethoven.
Center      : Why do you like classics?
Nezumi      : I would be like Dance if I listen to happy music…

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Little Fellow

*Yabakune Gakuen*

Shibuya      : You are overstepping by stabbing Gekikara. Who’s Yabakune leader now!!
Miso      : *laugh* No one. You are just an outsider *laugh*
Shibuya      : *punch*
Miso      : *laugh* *laugh* *walk away*
Shibuya      : Somehow I feel the way she laughs is same as Gekikara’s…

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Enigma

Wota      : Did you see Yabakune start taking out the streets?
Mukuchi   : *nod*
Akicha      : What’s more?
Mukuchi   : …
Bungee      : How many?
Mukuchi   : …
Unagi      : This means war! *throw chopsticks*
Daruma      : *watching from afar* I wonder if Team Hormone possess a telepathic ability…

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Metaphor

Otabe      : These are some magic crutches, eh? *smile*
Nezumi      : You heal fast when you are young *smirk*
Otabe      : You are such a firestarter, Nezumi.
Nezumi      : Don’t underestimate the fertility of mice *smile* You’ll see…
Center      : *appear* Nezumi? So you wanna have kids too *happy* Let’s have kids together!! *cling*
Nezumi      : *blush* Get off!! *struggle* You got me wrong!!

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Living Seriously

Atsuko’s Dad   : Let’s eat *smile*
Atsuko      : *munch*
Atsuko’s Dad   : How’s school?
Atsuko      : Fine…
Atsuko’s Dad   : Atsuko, why you always give me the same answer?
Atsuko      : Why you always ask me the same question?

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Oshima Yuko's True Self

*hospital*

Yuko      : Can you get my thing outsi-
Sado      : *slap*
Yuko      : ….*touch cheek* eh…?
Sado      : *realized* S-sumimasen…
Yuko      : Harder, Sado! Hit me harder! *whine*
Sado      : Is she a masochist…

xxx

The End

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Thanks for reading these drabbles from the start till the end  I probably do some silent updates in the future. Not in this
forum but in my FF.net acc  well, Thank you again and good bye 

Check my newest co-written smexy Black x Geki project in this Perv Fic forum (only if you have access  )

*Eru is resting in her coffin*

edit: I'm adding a new story; the last drabble replacing "Born This Way" 

[XxRoByNxX78]

im sad that this is the end but i dont think it could have ended better Gekikara was sweet pervy weird and mean black was having pms lol

Yuko a perv Atsuko funny as hell

Nezumi and centre perfect

Shibuya forever a fashion girl and so on i love this loads i think i will just re read it all i love how funny it is and the fact some is based on real life am jelous you know people like this

thanks for the great update but am sad its the last

[pen-pen-chii]

Sorry I can't reply all the kind comments up there. For all this thread readers, I'm sorry but this update is the longest and also the last episode of our lovely family Black and Gekikara story. Hope you enjoy it 

But pls comment on it, as this is my last update 

Last update!?!?!~  Yadddaaaaaaaa!!!~~~ 

Because It’s Center
Center kicking the door~ 

Pleading

Center      : *chase* Nezumi… *puppy eyes*
Nezumi      : Please don’t give me that look…please don’t give me that look…*walk faster*
Center      : Don’t you want to have kids someday… *puppy eyes*  Nezumi…
Nezumi      : *blush* F-FINE! *losing*

Center with puppy eyes look~ kawaii~~

Persistent

Center~ What are you going to do in Nezumi's house?~ 


Lazy Rule V

Black      : Geki, do me a favor?
Gekikara   : Does it involve me getting up?
Black      : Of course…
Gekikara   : Then no *keep reading*

Detestation

Center      : Ahh Nezumi! *chase* Nezumi! Let’s go home together!
Nezumi      :*stop* With that kid around?
Center      : O-of course…
Nezumi      : Then no *walk away*

Geki and Nezu are so alike~ 

Survival
Poor Black~


Lazy No More

Gekikara   : This month’s bill? Let me s-WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??
Black      : Yeah the owner increases the rent again…
Gekikara   : Ah…Uh…Black…I…I’ll go get a job now! *guilty*
Black      : Wow…that fake bill really did the trick.

Nice trick Black~ 

Being Romantic

Black      : Gekikara, why are you always following me?
Gekikara   : My mom told me to follow my dream…
Black      : *blush* Go away, I need to take a bath *doki doki doki doki doki*

That's so sweet of you Geki~ 
But Geki, what really is your dream? Is it to be with Black forever? or to have more kids with Black? 


The Future II (Gekikara’s Version)

*15 years later*

Boy      : *texting*
Black      : Who are you texting with?
Boy      : None of your business, Kaachan.
Black      : Is that your girlfriend?
Boy      : No, Kaachan!
Black      : Do you have anyone you like?
Boy      : Kaachan, please!!

He's actually texting his girlfriend, CenNezu's daughter~ 

Reincarnation?

Atsuko      : *jump* MINAMI, YOU ARE ALIVE!!! I MISS YOUUU *hugging Keibuho*
Keibuho   : HEEEELP ANYONE PLEASE HELP ME!!! *struggle*

ahaha.. poor Min- I mean Keibuho~ 

Strongest

Kanburi      : I think Maeda’s glasses is…
All      : Huh??
Kanburi      : It never breaks no matter she dropped it thousand times right?

I was also thinking about that and also i've been wondering how it doesn't get stepped when they're fighting~ 

Seriousness

Atsuko      : *taking off contacts* Majidayo…
Center      : EHHH?? (O.o)

I think taking off glasses saves more time than taking off contacts~ 

Huh?
Shaku, suddenly appearing as always~


Personal Hatred

Torigoya   : I wanna beat Daruma to a bloody pulp! *clench*
Shibuya      : Daruma?
Black      : The chicken wings of victory…

Shibuya still doesn't know who is Daruma~


Stalker

*Black & Gekikara’s apartment*

Yuko      : WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!! Oh God, Oh God (O////O) PG-13! PG-13! Wait, I need to film this! Where’s my ghost camera again…*panic*

Yuko, if you're going to BuraGeki's apartment you should be always ready to bring your ghost camera~ 

You Are What You Hear

Center      : Why do you like classics?
Nezumi      : I would be like Dance if I listen to happy music…

Is that so? Then if you'll listen to rock music you'll become like Geki? 

Metaphor

Otabe      : You are such a firestarter, Nezumi.
Nezumi      : Don’t underestimate the fertility of mice *smile* You’ll see…
Center      : *appear* Nezumi? So you wanna have kids too *happy* Let’s have kids together!! *cling*
Nezumi      : *blush* Get off!! *struggle* You got me wrong!!

No Nezumi, Center didn't got you wrong~ we also heard(read) what you said~ 

Living Seriously

Atsuko’s Dad   : Atsuko, why you always give me the same answer?
Atsuko      : Why you always ask me the same question?

Like father, like daughter~  I suddenly remembered the part where Acchan's dad took off his glasses~ 

Thanks for reading these drabbles from the start till the end  I probably do some silent updates in the future. Not in this
forum but in my FF.net acc  well, Thank you again and good bye 

Check my newest co-written smexy Black x Geki project in this Perv Fic forum (only if you have access  )

*Eru is resting in her coffin*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!~~~ 

(*^*)

[Megumi]

Thank you thank you!
It's kind a sad that Eru-sama will be *sob *sob
But you leave us with a lot of laughter!
Thank you again!
ArígatoU!

[dukkong]

Awww T__T It's the end. Well at least it's a really good end ^^ We kinda got a peak into the future and into the life of everyone even the ones on cloud 9 lol. Thanks for this series ^^ It's like a mix of comedy and sweetness. Brighten up my day all the time. Can't wait for your new works

[yukofan]

it's so sad that this will be the last update..but, i want to say thankyou for this awesome fic..it never failed to make me laugh

[bunny_rabbit]

hurray...update
poor baby...even until the last episode he still don't have name...

Because It’s Center

*Rappappa clubroom*

Center      : Nezumi? Can you hold him for a moment? I need to go to bathroom…
Nezumi      : Okay… *sigh* I hate babies…

*few mins*

Nezumi      : What? Stop staring at me.
Baby      : *scared* HWAAAAAAAAA!!!! HWEEEEE!!!
Nezumi      : Shut up! *glare*
Baby      : HWAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Nezumi      : CENTEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!! *frustrate*
Center      : YES!!! NEZUMI WHAT HAPPEN!! *enter the room triumphantly*
Nezumi      : You don’t have to kick the door!!

Center...Center...don't you know there is a technology called 'door knob'

Detestation

Center      : *carrying Baby in the arms*
Nezumi      : Send him back to his parents now!
Center      : But nobody would look after him until 4 pm.
Nezumi      : Whatever, I’m going home now *walk away*
Center      : Ahh Nezumi! *chase* Nezumi! Let’s go home together!
Nezumi      :*stop* With that kid around?
Center      : O-of course…
Nezumi      : Then no *walk away*

playing hard to catch eh Nezumi

Pleading

*street*

Center      : *chase* Nezumi…he’s sleeping anyway, he won’t bother you.
Nezumi      : *walk faster* *glance*
Center      : *chase* Nezumi… *puppy eyes*
Nezumi      : Please don’t give me that look…please don’t give me that look…*walk faster*
Center      : Don’t you want to have kids someday… *puppy eyes*  Nezumi…
Nezumi      : *blush* F-FINE! *losing*

STRIKE 1...

Persistent

*street*

Center      : Nezumi, why do you hate kids?
Nezumi      : They’re noisy.
Center      : So is it okay if they are sleeping soundly, like this? *point at Baby*
Nezumi      : I guess…
Center      : Yay! Let’s go to your house *smile*
Nezumi      : NO WAY!!!

STRIKE 2...  one more strike you're out Nezumi 

Lazy Rule V

*kitchen*

Black      : *cutting vegetables*
Gekikara   : *reading manga*
Black      : Geki, do me a favor?
Gekikara   : Does it involve me getting up?
Black      : Of course…
Gekikara   : Then no *keep reading*

same old Geki 

Survival

*living room*

Baby      : *watching Barney* Wahaha~~ *dance*
Gekikara   : *appear* *taking TV remote* *turn the channel*
Baby      : Touchan!!! Barney!! I want Barney!!!
Gekikara   : Move. Barney is dead!
Baby      : *jump* *brawl* Touchan!!! Touchan!!! I want Barney!!
Gekikara   : I wanna watch anime! Move! *brawl*
Black      : Please take me away from here…

be tough Black...be tough 

Lazy No More

Black      : Oh God…*stare at a paper*
Gekikara   : What happened?
Black      : Look *show*
Gekikara   : This month’s bill? Let me s-WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??
Black      : Yeah the owner increases the rent again…
Gekikara   : Ah…Uh…Black…I…I’ll go get a job now! *guilty*
Black      : Wow…that fake bill really did the trick.

nice trick Black...nice trick

Because Lying is Not Good

Baby      : Tsumannai! *throw robots*
Black      : What’s wrong sweetheart?
Baby      : No one wants to play with me! *sad*
Black      : Umm…ask Touchan? Oh right, like she wants to play with you.
Baby      : *shake head* Kaachan, I want a brother!
Black      : *blush* Wh-what...umm…a brother is too expensive, sweetheart.
Gekikara   : *suddenly appear* A brother huh? Your Kaachan is lying, kid. It’s cheap and your Kaachan can make it! *giggle* How many do you want?
Black      : Gekikara!!! *blush*
Gekikara   : What? I’m just telling him the truth *walk away* *giggle* *giggle*

i think you better ask them to give you a name first boy before you ask for brother

The Future III (Baby’s Version)

*15 years later*

Boy      : Touchan, can I go to my friend’s party tonight?
Gekikara   : Yeah, just don’t come home drunk.
Boy      : You are the best! Ittekimasu!

*Meanwhile*

Boy      : Kaachan, can I go to my friend’s party tonight?
Black      : Where is the party at? Who are you going with? Whose party? What are you gonna do there? What time will you come home?
Boy      : Nevermind, I’ll go to bed now.

damn rite (and after 15 years he still don't have name )

Because Too Honest is Not Good

*Torigoya is gone*

Gekikara   : Wow.
Black      : Wow what?
Gekikara   : Nothing *shrug*
Black      : Yeah, like I don’t know you’re telling me a lie.
Gekikara   : Promise me don’t be mad!
Black      : Okay.
Gekikara   : No wonder Torigoya is a pro in her job…

*that night Gekikara slept outside*

have fun with the mosquitos Geki 

Strongest

Docchi      : Center hasn’t had any duel with Maeda in the end huh…
Toshima   : Yeah and we still don’t know who is the strongest in Majijo.
Lemon      : I think Maeda is!
Tsuri      : No, Center is stronger!
Lemon      : Maeda! *glare*
Tsuri      : Center! *glare*
Kanburi      : I think Maeda’s glasses is…
All      : Huh??
Kanburi      : It never breaks no matter she dropped it thousand times right?

simple but true

Seriousness

*Rappappa clubroom*

Center      : Maeda, going out without your glasses…it sure saves time...
Atsuko      : Sorry, but I’m wearing contacts now *smirk*
Center      : Don’t screw with me, Maeda!! Let’s have a fight. One-on-one…
Atsuko      : *smile*
Center      : Majisuka?

*background sound*

Atsuko      : *taking off contacts* Majidayo…
Center      : EHHH?? (O.o)

old habit hard to remove eh Maeda

Squirrel

*hospital*

Shinigami   : Oshima Yuko…Oshima Yuko…
Yuko      : Huh?? *yawn* who are you?
Shinigami   : You’ll die in a month…after graduation…
Yuko      : I don’t wanna die!!! Please don’t take me away!! (>A<) I have Majijo to look after!!!
Shinigami   : Eh…umm…but you have Maeda?
Yuko      : Maeda seems uninterested with Rappappa…
Shinigami   : Your triplet sisters?
Yuko      : They’re extras!
Shinigami   : Argh…you have to die! Sign this contract *offer*
Yuko      : I don’t wanna die!!! (>A<)
Shinigami   : Well…you’ll miss a chance to stalk Torigoya anytime you want…*sneer*
Yuko      : Deal. How am I gonna die?

once a pervert will always a pervert

Stalker
*Black & Gekikara’s apartment*

Yuko      : WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!! Oh God, Oh God (O////O) PG-13! PG-13! Wait, I need to film this! Where’s my ghost camera again…*panic*

*tossed camera to yuko*

Celebrity

Wota      : Would Center be replacing Maeda next year?
Unagi      : *flip meat* I don’t know, but she’s strong enough to be a Buchou.
Shaku      : Waste of screen time! Center is strong enough to be a Buchou!
Team Hormone   : This girl…
Wota      : I saw you on TV by the way. You got all the screen time!
Shaku      : Really?? Yes finally my shows is on national channel!! I’m famous woohoo!!
Bungee      : What channel?
Wota      : Animal Planet…

STRIKE for Shaku

Otabe’s Secret

Principal   : You are a smart girl…why do you become a Yankee?
Otabe      : There are lots of things more important than studying *smile*
Principal   : Like?
Otabe      : Selling these Kyoto souvenirs!! These miniatures only hundred yen each!! *show*
Principal   : You are really an Otabe…

yay...Otabe

Metaphor

Otabe      : These are some magic crutches, eh? *smile*
Nezumi      : You heal fast when you are young *smirk*
Otabe      : You are such a firestarter, Nezumi.
Nezumi      : Don’t underestimate the fertility of mice *smile* You’ll see…
Center      : *appear* Nezumi? So you wanna have kids too *happy* Let’s have kids together!! *cling*
Nezumi      : *blush* Get off!! *struggle* You got me wrong!!

STRIKE 3...Nezumi OUT

[kahem]

Really thank you for all those little stories ^^
As I see Yuko is still Yuko even when she is dead lol

[sakura_drop_]

I'm sorry I'm late for this!!!!!!!!!!

Here is the first part of my thoughts!!!!

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This....it makes me laugh so hard 

Future Marriage

*door knocking*

Black      : Yes? *open the door* Oh it’s just you. What is it?
Shaku      : Gekikara asked me to show your new place…
Gekikara   : Blaaaack! It’s been monthssss *hug**giggle*
Black      : Ai! Ha-na-se! Get off!!!! *struggle*
Gekikara   : Aww you’re so cold to your future husband *giggle*
Black      : Shaku, bring her home…
Gekikara   : *come in* *amazed* oh, so this is my future house?
Black      : (o/////o) *doki doki doki* WHO SAYS YOU CAN COME IN???

GOD, this is so hilarious  Geki making herself like at home, and throwing herself in Blacks life so simply 

Condition

Gekikara   : Black, why are you so fat lately?
Shaku      : That’s called pregnancy, Gekikara!!! (=A=)

Shes soooo cruel.... God, not only throwing yourself into person's life without that person's permission, but also being disrespectful..? Jeez... *shakes head in dissappointment*

Near

Gekikara   : *giggle* I’ll have a son~~
Black      : I-I don’t know what you are talking about… *doki doki doki doki doki*

Hehe, even though she’s intruding, but she has a point, because Black likes the idea and is blushing..  Sweet 

Misery Loves Company

Black      :  You forgot bringing this creature with you *dragging Gekikara out*
Shaku      : Ah! It’s school holiday now. She decided to stay with you for couple weeks. Have fun! *leave*
Gekikara   : Okotteru? *giggle*
Black      : …

Oh well. thats how 'fun' days for Black began..  Poor her...

Misunderstanding

Gekikara   : I’ll go get it! *open the door*
Someone   : Hello, you called for a plumber?

A plumber.....? Geki, really?... Wha...I...cant.... Whoaw... It left me speechless, how silly she is... In this situation, a plumber... 

Unwanted

Gekikara   : *giggle* Me! Me! I want to be with Black!!
Black       : *from the inside* NO THANKS I’LL BE MUCH BETTER ALONE!!!

Yeah, its kinda understandable... After the 'plumber' incident... But really... I'd also wish to be alone if I were in her place... Poor Black..

Too Tight

Gekikara   : *hug* Black…why didn’t you answer me? You mad? You mad?
Sado      : She can’t even catch a breath, Gekikara…*sigh*

What can I say... Slow-witted Geki is slow-witted... Poor Black again...

Good Thing

Gekikara   : I’m glad Black isn’t fat anymore…*touching Black’s stomach*
Torigoya   : YOU’RE SO INSENSITIVE!! *smack*

Really... Her intensiveness is going overboard... 


Bladder Problem

Black      : Oh, and now the accident pisses all over itself…

Well....Black...you'll have to clean this mess now... Too late noticing the accident...

Don’t Try This At Home

Gekikara   : And you bang with the World Trade Center!! And you go Ka-BOOM!! *drop the baby*
Baby      : *faint*
Gekikara   : And I’m the ambulance~~ wee-oo…wee-oo~~~
Black      : *appear* YOU are so gonna NEED an ambulance tonight, Gekikara…

Okay, Geki is being too unobservant... I know she had little experience with kids, but... Dropping the child on the floor is just... You cant just drop the baby, Geki... Punish her, Black. Strong and hard, like whip her or smth

PMS

Black      : Why do I feel so…lonely… *sound effect of wind blowing*

*that night Black locked herself under the shower, crying*

And here starts her locking under the shower days... It will happen more lately, but well... Geki is really unobservant, cruel at times, but... That’s who she is... Poor Black...

Reason

Gekikara   : I’m not scared. Unless they pay rent, they can’t live here! Hoosh!!
Black      : …

Whoaw, all she cares about is money... (I myself loves spiders, hehe) poor little spiders... And Black, for having to live with such....person...

anw here's the 3rd doujinshi by Ying Chun / empresskingdom.tumblr.com if you forget this story, take a look in the 3rd story on the first page of this thread - Lullaby  mmm and he/she said there'll  be none new til Thursday 

I like this drawing... But the situation... Geki’s look is...


Positive Thinking

*Gekikara chained to a cross upside down for three days*

At last she listened to our thoughts and did what Geki deserves... But really, poor child having parents like that... Especially such a bad father... Dropping a kid on the ground is just.... Like I already said, you CANT DROP the baby....

Creativity

Gekikara   : It’s a larvae…

... poor kid again... No comments...

Fixing

Black      : MMMFFFMMF!!!! #$%^&*$##!!!! (read: Why are you taping me!!)

O.M.G.... She misunderstood it AGAIN... Poor Black... She needs to repeat the hanging on the cross thing...

Gekikara’s Standard

Baby      : *draw on the wall* *laugh*
Black      : HEY Don’t draw on the wall!!!!
Gekikara   : Now that’s creativity…*proud*

  Despite Black saying the truth about "Don't draw on the wall!!!!", I still think Geki is partly right... One of the best creations are born on the walls, you know... *is being killed by Black*

Wise

Gekikara   : You spend the first 3 years teaching him how to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 15 years telling him to sit down and shut-up. I don’t wanna! *roll*
Black      : It’s unbelievably makes sense…

Yeah, it does make sense... But Geki is such a lazy father... she needs to find a normal job...

Sad

Gekikara   : *teary eyes*

*few mins*

Gekikara   : *sob*

*few mins*

Gekikara   : (;_____;)
Black      : *appear* Geki, are you done cutting those onions?
Gekikara   : Just ten more, sweetheart! (;A;)

Oh, this is sooo understandable... I cry only from being in the same room where onions are being cut, so I know how she feels....

Explanation

Gekikara   : I haven’t lost it. I just misplaced it…somewhere on this planet…

Well... It happens... 

Expectation

Gekikara   : We live in such a very cheap apartment…*exhale*
Black      : YOU’RE COMPLAINING ABOUT THIS NOW????

Geki, if you want to live in a bigger apartment, you need to find a job, or at least, if finding a job for you is impossible, stop complaining about it and start paying attention and stop being lazy... *runs away from maniac Geki*

Everything is Cheap

Black      : And now the fee is no longer cheap…*staring at the broken door*

Was this really the only way.....? Well, I guess it was... Next time she'll take better care of the key... I hope so...

The Appearance of Greek Statue

*door knocking*

Gekikara   : Black…open it up! *roll*
Black      : *from somewhere* I can’t! I’m in bathroom!
*few secs*
Gekikara   : *roll*
Someone   : Walk from mount Inaba…I see a mountain of cherry tree…
Gekikara   : Alright! Alright! Choukoku I’ll open the door! *get up*

Lazy Geki... I imagine the chibi Geki rolling...  But.. Choukoku is no joke...

It’s not Ironic, It’s Obvious

Gekikara   : Relax, it’s just ordinary sugar pills!
Choukoku   : What? So it’s not steroids? *shocked*
Gekikara   : No shit *giggle*
Choukoku   : H-how…
Gekikara   : *pat* yeah you won that tournament all by yourself! Congratulations! *giggle*
Choukoku   : Can I have my money back?
Gekikara   : No! *giggle*
Black      : …

Thats kinda good... It's mind's will, that helps people, not psychologists or some medicaments... Of course, medicine helps, but a person has to be a believer... But Geki, it's... lying to people... She seriously needs to find a normal job...

Forbidden Request

Gekikara   : H-hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle! The cow jumped over the moon~ The little dog-
Baby      : HWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Gekikara   : WHY ARE YOU CRYING??? I’M SINGING FOR YOU!!!
Black      : *appear* *picking up child* Your voice deafening the room…*leave*

Yeah... I guess Geki's singing is not the one I'd love to listen to.... Poor child... But Geki is soooo lazy... She needs a job, seriously... 

New Job

*Sunday*

Gekikara   : What? I’m a pug breeder! *whistle*

Well, at least she found a job... But... I wonder if it'll turn out right...

Argument

Gekikara   : Before I came and live with you, you already have many animals here.
Black      :  ???
Gekikara   : Ants, spiders, cockroaches, bu-
Black      : Okay okay I get it! Do whatever you want! *tired* *leaving*

Geki, you're soooo...unobservant....gnarly...other synonims... Poor Black (again)

Hot Shower

Gekikara   : *giggle* I don’t need water heater. It’s just a normal shower…
Black      : Huh? *confused*
Gekikara   : With us in it…*grin*
Black      : o/////////o!!!

Oh, now this is sooo smexy, isn't it...? *grins also* And looks like black likes the idea, doesn't she? hehe Good job, Geki, good job (at least at somewhere she's good....) *runs away*


Dog Breeder

Black      : They’re so noisy!! *kick*
Gekikara   : Hey!! You should be happy hearing them barking! That means I’ll get money soon.
Black      : Huh?
Gekikara   : They’re reproducing…*back to sleep*

  Can't.....breathe.... 

Darkness Queen’s New Life

Black      : Ugh…the living room smells like dog poo!

*later*

Black      : Ugh…they don’t stop barking!

*later*

Black      : *sneeze* Ugh…I hate furs!

*later*

Black      : Gekikara! I demand you to find another job!

Like I said, it didn't turn out quite right, did it..... 

Professional

Black      : You love your dogs better than your son????
Gekikara   : It’s part of the job…*leaving*

Now this is why I say, that things are not turning out so well. I mean.. a child, having no name, not being taken care of and not being loved enough...and dogs being choosen over him BECAUSE of money.... That baby has a really pathetic father...

Failure is The Key of Success, or so she thought

Ookabuki   : *scoff* weird…but yeah his head looks like an egg…
Gekikara   : It sure breaks like one! *giggle*
Kabuki Sisters   : …

.... And my theory about this job not working out so well turns out to grow stronger by every minute now...  Poor puppy...

End

Dogs      : *run outside*
Black      : Tadaima~~ eh???? *surprised*
Gekikara   : AAAAH THEY RUN!!! BLACK!!! STOP THEM!!! *chase*
 Black      : *panic* Ah!! Eh??? *confused*
Gekikara   : AH CLOSE THAT DOOR CLOSE THAT AHHH THEY ESCAPED!!!
Black      : Congratulations, get another job.

Yap *nods* I was right... Geki is jobless again... 

Another Victim

*Gekikara is doing the usual garage sale at the park*

Gekikara   : If steroids illegal for fighters and athletes, shouldn’t be photoshop illegal for models?
Center      : I’ll take two.

Whoaw, she's sooo right... But, lying to another person... Geki Geki... I wonder how this will turn out...

Punishment

Gekikara   : Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fi-
Baby      : Uwaaa Kaachaaaan, kowai~~~~ *run to the kitchen*

What can I say.. A scary daddy is a scary daddy... *plugs her ears*

So Bad It’s Good

Gekikara   : Hey! Really, this is delicious! Look *chomp* it’s very…*munch*…very…@#$%^!!!
Baby      : *stare*
Gekikara   : POISONING!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BLACK!!! *run to bathroom*

Yeah, Black's food is really SOMETHING... Poor Geki and the Baby... I wouldn't want to be poisoned too...

Gekikara’s Rule II

Baby      : *munch* *melon pan hits floor*
Black      : Ah, let me grab a new one *smile*
Gekikara   : *taking the melon pan* no need to, here eat it! *give*
Black      : Hey, it’s dirty!
Gekikara   : It’s not. 5 seconds rule!

Well, poor baby... What can I say more... 

Gekikara’s Rule III

Gekikara   : Wow. This bed is a time machine. I lay down for a minute and soon it's five hours later…
Black      : Just get a job already *exhale*

Lazy Geki is a lazy Geki... But really, she needs to find a job. AGAIN. *exhales also* *pats Black's shoulder* I hope things will work out...

Promise with Yuko-san

Gekikara   : But I’m a lover, not a fighter! *giggle*

Yuko-sama is mentioned!!! *jumps happily around* *cough* anyway... Geki... You... Whatever...

Not a Fighter

Gekikara   : *turn* Apology accepted! *grin*
Black      : Eh?? So fast?? (o_o)
Gekikara   : Told you. I’m a lover, not a fighter *smirk*
Black      : Okay, thank you *smile*
Gekikara   : *suddenly on top* That means I’m going to f*ck you till death tonight… *smirk*
Black      : EHHH!!! (O//////O)

Go Geki Go!!!!!    The fun night awaits for them... So she's lazy for everything except love making, huh...?  She needs to get a job, and quickly...


Special Service

Gekikara   : Ah! Ah! Black! Please be gentle…
Black      : What makes your back ache, seriously? *massage*

Aww, a massage from Black to Geki... Ah, it must be a good massage, right? I wonder what happened to Geki’s back... 

How to Deal With Your Son

Black      : *appear* Really Geki? You give a 3 year old spicy senbei???

Now this reminds me of when Geki gave this to Dance  But to give this to your own baby...  Again, poor baby

Impact

Baby      : *laugh triumphantly on Gekikara’s back* Go my horse!! Go! Go!
Gekikara   : Black, prepare to massage my back again tonight…

So that's why Geki needed a massage.... Well, being a dad is a tough 'job', isn't it... 

Misinterpreting

Black      : Where do you put all the plates, glasses, bowls, and spoons?
Gekikara   : I sold them.
Black      : WHAT? WHY?
Gekikara   : Yesterday you asked me to clean the kitchen right?

  Yes, at first it's funny, but... The reality is cruel. And it brings the serious topic out of shadows again: Geki, you seriously need to find a normal job, and the sooner the better. Utensils in YOUR kitchen are for people IN YOUR FAMILY to eat from, not to sold them for OTHER people.... 

Abandoned but Important

Gekikara   : Such a cheap apartment.
Black      : Stop complaining. Wait, I remember putting an old senpuuki in the storeroom…
Gekikara   : I sold them last week for 1000 yen.
Black      : WHAT?
Gekikara   : It’s so old, someone asked it for 700 but I demanded a higher price…
Black      : I DON’T NEED TO KNOW THAT!

See? This is why I said that you need to find a job - a normal one - and well, what else can I say? Poor Black, hearing Geki complaining about the cheap apartment, while Geki has no normal job, and is selling household goods.... 

Not the Right Time for Flirting, Dude

Gekikara   : You’re so cute when you’re mad *giggle*
Black      : YEAH, WELL I’M ABOUT TO GET REAL F*CKING ADORABLE!!

Oh, now this sounds more interesting  Black, are you gonna put Geki on cross again? 

Pros and Cons of Having Gekikara in Your Life (Black’s POV)

Whoaw, I agree with her points, and so from here we can see that Black loves Geki's bed treatments, hehe  But all the other things... Why Black still keeps Geki in her house... I guess, the last point outweighs all the others... 

I’m a Lover

Gekikara   : Yes, I’m not *giggle* I’m a lover! I love you more, so I have to work for my family sake! *giggle*

Aww, that's sooo sweet... Poor Yankees, but oh well, Geki needed a job, she found it, and Black might be content... Might.... You never know what can happen in Geki's mind.... 

Question

Black      : Geki, do you know where my Rosario is? *confused*
Gekikara   : What does it look like?
Black      : IT LOOKS LIKE TWO HORSES HAVING SEX! IT’S A CROSS GEKI, IT LOOKS LIKE CROSS WITH SEMI-NAKED JESUS ON IT FOR GOD SAKE!

  Black is .... priceless ... 

Pros and Cons of Having Black in Your Life (Gekikara’s POV)

Well, yeah, Black is bad at cooking, I also have to agree about her poems, and she's not giving enough love for Geki... At least they both agree on the 'Pros' point, nee? 

Income

Black      : *amazed* How many people she beat?
Sado      : About hundred, I’ve become really busy lately *smirk*
Black      : *shiver* This woman is really dangerous…

Now isn't it better, when Geki has a normal(??) job... Well, they get money for it, and they are not loosing any stuff from home... 

A Wife’s Statement

Black      : Gekikara is just like trees. She takes forever to grow up *exhale*

Oh, this is such a true statement... How can she be such a bad daddy.... Taking food from the kid... 

Pros and Cons of Having Gekikara and Black in Your Life (Baby’s POV)

Okay, about the name, we talked this through lots of times, so let's leave it. What interests more is that the baby heard everything... how intense it has to be, those nights for Black from Geki... 

Lazy Rule

Black      : In the kitchen, get it yourself *reading Bible*
Gekikara   : Never mind, I’m not hungry.

Lazy Geki is lazy Geki... 

Last Option

Gekikara   : Tadaima~~ hic! Blaaack~~ hic!
Black      : Oh my God, don’t tell me she’s coming home drunk again…
Gekikara   : Whazzup Black~~ hic!
Black      : About to chain you on a cross *bringing metal chain*

OH YEAH, something fun is about to happen. Now Geki will never come home drunk - except if she likes being chained on the cross upside down... 

Wondering

Gekikara   : Why you always spend more than an hour in the bathroom?
Black      : Why are you asking that?
Gekikara   : I wonder if you have some special bathing ritual…
Black      : Shower is the place of thoughts and decision making, Gekikara. Goodnight. *sleep*
Gekikara   : I don’t understand…

You won't understand, dearie, because you're the one whose unobservant remarks are making Black do her 'shower ritual' thingy... 

Gakuran’s Visit II

Gakuran   : You guys have a bathroom?
Gekikara   : NO. We shit outside (-_-‘’)
Gakuran   : (o_o)
Black      : Geki…
Gakuran   : Can I use it?
Gekikara   : NO. There’s a monster. It will eat YOU. Don’t go in. (-_-‘’)
Gakuran   : (o_o)
Black      : Geki, what’s your problem? (-_-) Right there, Gakuran. Turn to left beside the kitchen.

Wha.....  Wait...is Geki jealous or what.... (implying SaeYuki)

Warm

Gekikara   : 38C…it’s quite high. You sleep well for today, okay? I’ll be here if you need something *kissing Black’s forehead* I love you…
Black      : *sneeze* yes…thanks Geki *smile*And umm…*fidget*
Gekikara   : Yes?
Black      : I love you too *blush*
Gekikara   : So the iceberg melts in THIS temperature…*giggle*

Aww, this is sooo sweet, so cute, so lovable, so fluffy and fuzzy... Black needs to be sick a bit more, so she can see how Geki cares for her... and this way she’s sweeter to Geki

Lazy Rule II

Gekikara   : Do not want. I’ll let karma mess you up. Zzzz…

Lazy Geki is lazy Geki...

Opinion

*bedtime*

Gekikara   : *stare*
Black      : *realize* What?
Gekikara   : I don’t know, you are so beautiful tonight…*stroking Black’s hair*
Black      : Eh…*blush* *doki doki doki doki doki* thanks…
Gekikara   : And I love that black lingerie you wear, it suits you *smile*
Black      : *blush* *doki doki doki doki doki* you like it?
Gekikara   : But I like it more when you wear nothing…*grin*

UHH, smexy time... So Black likes when her hubby is sweet-mouthing, doesn't she? Ah, this is sweet... And Geki has a point 


Reverse

Black      : No, but I’d love to hear your screams this time… *grab*
Gekikara   : Oh, crap…*sweat-dropped*

THIS.IS.MAKING.ME.DROOOOOL.... Black taking the action.... OMG... Now Geki you’ll see what your wifey can do... Hehe... *writes some thoughts on a paper* might make a OS later... Oh, Eru-sama, what you did to my innocent, humble mind? (it’s nowhere near innocent, but oh well )

Main Reason

Gekikara   : I don’t bring money…
Black      : Then why are you going shopping? (-_-)
Gekikara   : That’s why I’m here!

Wait, weren’t you working for Sado, Geki?... Using your wife like this is no good...

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More to come next week maybe!! Two busy writing all the stories, preparing for exams, writing requests...

[Haruko]

I love all of them.. Kojiyuu the best.. what a perv yuuchan

and gekikara-black stories love it

[LeNosferatu]

Hello Guys!!! I'm back from the bottom of hell!!! *Comeback mode*  nope I've just finished some university entrance exams and now in a long long long loooooong holiday 

this time I want to give some announcements which are:

1. I want to continue this thread, but with other theme (still drabbles type) 

2. I make a poll about it so please give some votes! 

3. Thanks for all the kind comments up there, I really appreciate it and I'm so happy you guys really laugh (at least) to the drabbles. I really mean it.

4. Sorry for any unreplied comments  i just have no time and there's so many     

thats it, for now. I have couple ideas filling this pervertic head ohohoho (no i'm just kidding) that i wrote in the poll, so now i just let you guys decide. Thank you!