BuraGeki no Ichinichi (Black & Gekikara Daily Life Season I & II: Complete)

[LeNosferatu]

@anzai48 Aaaa not really a college life hahaha i'm officially "pengangguran" now 

oh really? did he ACTUALLY learn that from Geki? lets see~~

ah anyway its not 8 years later...its 5 years later when Geki & Black are 26 years old 

@Sara-chan, xxx220, kahem, inari, XxRoByNxX78 Thank you for reading and waiting this thread

@korisunyan & Nakamii Yeah, who doesnt love Kojima Haruna?  just lets see how will Torigoya manage the boy's lovestruck 

@sasshii Ahh really??  it must be the first time you commented here, anyway thankyou! 

@bunny_rabbit haha thats the unique point i think..he's anon  i dunno whether i should give a name or not...

@Playgirlz The season one is 320 drabbles...i dunno how many this season would be...*sigh* 

@bochang No senpai, I'm at Sidoarjo actually  that Lumpur city. Ohh i see, but no you take Psychology rite? oh and pls read my notes below, you'll like it. 
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Confession

Boy       : I…I like you *blush* *doki doki doki* I said it! I said it!
Torigoya    : Oh, what a coincidence!
Boy       : Really? You like me too? *eyes shining*
Torigoya    : No, I like myself too!
Boy       : …

xxx

New Lazy Rule

*bedroom*

Gekikara    : *roll* (._.) (.-.) (._.) (.-.)
Black       : *from the kitchen* Gekikara!!!
Gekikara    : Yes?! *still rolling*

*no response*

Gekikara    : YEESSS??! *still rolling*

*no response*

Gekikara    : Ugh, should I move… *finally get up and see what Black wants*

xxx

Illegal

Boy       : Can you tell me your number? *doki doki doki*
Torigoya    : It’s xxx-xxx-xxx *smile*
Boy       : Uh…umm…can you tell me your address? *doki doki doki*
Torigoya    : I live five blocks from here *smile*
Boy       : And…can you tell me your workplace? *doki doki doki*
Torigoya    : It-
BuraGeki    : NO YOU’RE DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO TELL HIM!

xxx

Different Reaction

*Gekikara & Boy are playing Tekken*

*match 1*

Boy       : Yeaaay I win!!!
Gekikara    : Ah…it was just a stupid game.

*match 2*

Boy       : Ah…I lose…
Gekikara    : IN YOUR FACE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! *dances*

xxx

Love Spell?

*dinner time*

Gekikara    : *watching TV*
Boy       : *daydreaming*
Black       : Dinner is ready!
Gekikara    : Right away~~ *walk to the kitchen*
Black       : Hey, dinner is ready.
Boy       : I don’t feel like eating…
Black       : *touch Boy’s forehead* are you feeling sick?
Boy       : *shakes head*
Black       : Are you okay?
Boy       : I wanna sleep…*walk to bedroom*
Gekikara    : *appear* It’s been a month since Torigoya’s last visit, eh? *munch*

xxx

Love Spell!

Black       : *in front of Boy’s bedroom* *knock*
Boy       : Leave me alone…
Black       : I cooked your favorite dish.
Boy       : I’m not hungry…
Black       : *sigh* Touchan is eating all your melon pans share!
Boy       : Let her be…
Black       : Torigoya’s here!
Boy       : *open door* *eyes shining* WHERE?!

*later*

Black       : *on the phone* Torigoya, did you whisper something to my son?
Torigoya    : Huh???

xxx

Love Doesn’t Need Any Reason

Boy       : *watching anime* *munching melon pan*
Gekikara    : *grab melon pan* *bite*
Boy       : Take your own share Touchan! *reach* *reach*
Gekikara    : The fridge is too far! *swing* *swing*
Boy       : You always take everything I had! *brawl*
Gekikara    : I’m your Touchan, don’t talk that way to me! *brawl*
Black       : *staring at Gekikara* Am I drunk the entire relationship…

xxx

Wet Dream

*1 AM*

Gekikara    : Black…*shake* wake up…do you hear that?
Black       : Zzz…hnn? What?
Gekikara    : Do you hear that?
Black       : Wait…is that him? What is he doing?
Gekikara    : Let’s check him out.

*Boy’s bedroom*

Boy       : Hnnn…Hnnn…zzz…
Black       : He’s only dreaming *sigh* Let’s get back to bed.
Gekikara    : No, listen!
Boy       : Hnnn…Torigoya-nee-chan…zzz…ahh! Not there…ehehe…hehe…zzz….please…zzz…
Black       : !!!!

*Meanwhile in the dream*

Torigoya    : *tickling Boy with a golf stick*

xxx

Unfair

Black       : What did you do yesterday afternoon?
Boy       : I did…nothing?
Black       : You threw a stone to the neighbor’s window.
Boy       : H-how did you know? *scared*
Black       : You'll be in less trouble if you tell the truth. You’re grounded.

*other time*

Boy       : Kaachan…
Black       : *reading Bible* Yes?
Boy       : I just killed a neighbor’s cat…I didn’t know the stone was hitting it hard.
Black       : Grounded.
Boy       : But I was telling the truth! *crying*

xxx

Five Years Passed

Gekikara    : *playing Nintendo DS*
Boy       : Touchan…my turn *poke*
Gekikara    : Wait...let me finish this level…
Boy       : You said that fifteen minutes ago!
Gekikara    : *keep playing*
Boy       : *bite Gekikara’s hand*
Gekikara    : AAARGHH!! Hanase!! Hanase!! *struggle*
Black       : *appear* You really need to grow up instead of growing *taking Nintendo*

xxx

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Everyone (esp bochang-senpai), I wrote another drabbles, it's "Ra..Ra..Riot In The Academy" but I won't put it in this forum but in akb-melody.livejournal.com which is a site of AKB48 Fanworks. It's still new and I want to make it big, together with Melon-lover. So here I'll give some teasers and if you want to read more, please stay tune in AKB Melody  (Please drop by and join the community)

Ra..Ra..Riot In The Academy

Cheating

Sayaka : Sae...I want to confess...
Sae      : Eh what is it?
Sayaka : I cheated...
Sae      : *smile* Ano...me too...with Yuki...
Sayaka : *slap*
Sae      : Ehhh?!
Sayaka : I mean on an exam you jerk! *leaving*

xxx

Friendship

Acchan : Takamina~~
Minami : Acchan~~
Acchan : Takamina~~
Minami : *fall* 
Acchan : HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Minami : You are so mean...*sob*
*Acchan's phone falls*
Acchan : OH MY SWEET BABY! Are you okay? *worriedly checking phone*
Minami : I lose...to a phone...

xxx

The Pimp

*P.E Class, SKE dorm*

Coach : Okay everyone, let's get warming up!
Churi   : *start doing sit up* 1...2...3...
Nishishi: *start doing squat jump* 1...2...3...
Jurina  : *start doing push up* 1...2...3...
Rena   : *appear* Sorry I'm late! *bow*
Jurina  : Ah! Rena-chan is here! 6...7...234...235...236...

xxx

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[korisunyan]

aaawm, boy is in love with Torigoya 

[bochang]

Torigoya... LOL hey boy, she works at an erotic massage parlor!! LOL

Oh, LJ eh? I haven't update my LJ for ages. LOL

I'll help you guys too~

[virgo_shaka]

Thank you for the update. It's still as hilarious as ever. Hahahaha...

Oh, so you are going to take Japanese Literature at Unair? One of my friend is there too. And I live at Sidoarjo too. What a coincidence. Why don't you come too in the next gathering?

[ILOVESAEYUKI-WMATSUI]

i love it thank you aww jurina showing off in front of rena cutee  please update soon again 

[Yon48]

BuraGeki no Ichinichi Season II ! yaaaay!
I really really liked it! It's even funnier! xD~
The boy is just 8 and he  already fell in love with Torigoya.. hahuahauhauahu
Torigoya is very innocent... but she may get dangerous... The boy must be carefull !
He has grown... now Gekikara is having more problems with him.. haha
Sorry for taking some time to answer ><'
This is the funniest FIC ever!
I'm glad you're back ^^ 

[sakura_drop_]

Well, writer's block and life got in my way. But I'm here again, hehe. AND
MOST
IMPORTANTLY

YOU'RE BACK!!!

I still don't have time to end review season one, and you update season 2!!

PLUS

Riot Academy!!!!

OMG!!! 

I'm trying to catch up... 

Season two is so LOL 

PLZ update soon!!!

[Sasshii]

Yeah that was my first time commenting, I used to just be a lurker xD
LOL at the boy wanting to know Torigoya's work place, I don't think he's old enough for that yet haha.
And Ra...Ra...Riot looks really interesting. I don't go on livejournal too much but I joined anyways, maybe it can encourage me to go on more

[miyumi]

This is really great! I love your fanfic and really think you should continue! 

[Suicchin]

Hahaha oh gosh your fics are so much fun

Poor boy, falling in love with Torigoya(who wouldnt? )

[LeNosferatu]

@korisunyan aww why broken heart!

@bochang AWW Arigatou senpai!! I saw you on members list. Thank you~~ *throw virtual hugs*

@virgo_shaka Maji de?  i live near Pasar Larangan hehehe. Well is there any AKB fans gathering in Sidoarjo? i just known 

@ILOVESAEYUKI-WMATSUI sorry but i wont update Riot In Academy in this forum 

@Yon48 Ahh its okay take your time  i'm glad i have a loyal reader like you, Yon-san. Thank you and i mean it! (hope i can still get funny after this)

@sakura_drop_ awaaah no need to Sakura-san thats enough!! i cant get more of you kindness of commenting 

@Sasshii you were a silent reader you  oh yes and pls join it! please and i will love you more 

@miyumi Thank you so much new reader, oh and welcome! 

@Suicchin right, every normal man would in love with her, rite? 


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Gekikara no Asa

*bedroom, 7 AM*

Gekikara: I have to go to work…
Bed        : Just ten minutes more…
Gekikara: Okay…zzz…

*half hour later*

Gekikara: *point at bed* Only Black can seduce me! I have to go to work.
Bed        : But baby, it’s cold outside~~
Gekikara: *end up sleeping all day like usual*

xxx

Troublemaker

Black: You, *point at Boy* come here.
Boy  : Yes, Kaachan? *approach*
Black: We need to talk about something.
Boy  : *worried* She caught me hitting a neighbor’s dog this morning…she knew I skip class a lot…she knew I got detention…she knew I put a used gum inside Touchan’s shoes yesterday…she caught me-
Black: Don’t leave the fridge open next time, okay?

xxx

Good Friends

Boy  : Tadaima!
Black: Okaeri~~
Boy  : Kaachan, I bring friends…is it okay? They’re outside.
Black: What?! *seeing the whole room* But our place is a mess!
Boy  : Oh, don’t worry. They don’t care about our house. They just care if we have food.

xxx

Dad Knows Best

*7 AM*

Gekikara: *sleepy* I’m thirsty…*walk to kitchen*
Boy        : *watching TV* Ohayou, Touchan~
Gekikara: Mmhayou…*half asleep*

*Gekikara was so sleepy that she didn’t realize destroying all the plates and glasses*

Boy        : Touchan!!! Wake up!! *shake*
Gekikara: *realize* Oh shoot! Doushiyo?! *panic*
Boy        : Wait, I’m gonna call Kaachan
Gekikara: *grab* No! Better shut up.
Boy        : Eeeh but Kaachan told me not to lie…
Gekikara: It’s not lying. It’s just letting the truth speaks for itself…

xxx

Ex-Nanny

*Street, afterschool*

Boy    : Lalalala~~ *walk happily*
Center: Hey you! *walk closer*
Boy    : Eh? *stop*
Center: Oh My God!!! You’ve grown up now. I remember when you were three. We always played together! You still are so cute *pet*
Boy    : Who are you?
Center: 

xxx

Behind The Scene

*kitchen*

Boy  : Kaachan!
Black: Yes?
Boy  : I hate Touchan! She always takes everything I had.
Black: Don’t say that about her.
Boy  : She’s not like you. She’s sleeping all day long and always doing what she wants. I hate her!
Black: Eventhough she didn’t involve in the making but respect her as your Touchan and she might look like an unemployed but she pays half of the bill, okay?
Boy  : In the making?
Black: Ne-Nevermind  -//////-

xxx

Mom Knows Best

Boy  : Kaachan, I lost my transformers…you see my Bumblebee?
Black: Clean up your room *read Bible*
Boy  : I’m asking about my transformers…
Black: Just clean your room!
Boy  : Kaachan is the worst! *mumble*
Black: You never know what you have till you clean your room.

xxx

Keep Out Reach of Children

Black     : What are these?
Gekikara: Sugar pills…I’m trying to sell some.
Black     : Nonsense. Anyway, hide it somewhere our son can’t see.
Gekikara: Eeeh why?
Black     : He’ll probably try to swallow one.
Gekikara: Oh, don’t worry. I have hundreds more!

xxx

OCD

*Boy & Black are walking together in the street*

Boy  : Ah! There’s a spider. Hyaaa~~ *about to stomp*
Black: Hey stop that! Don’t do that to animals, kay? He’s innocent.
Boy  : Kay… *frown*

*later at home*

Boy  : Waa I found spiders in the kitchen! Kaachan, look!
Black: *bringing broomstick* WHERE?!

xxx

Forgotten

Center: Oh come on, don’t you remember me? Let’s go to my place! *smile*
Boy    : But Kaachan told me not to follow nor talk to strangers…
Center: This is useless *carrying boy in the shoulder*
Boy    : HELP!! HELP!! I’M BEING KIDNAPPED!

*Center’s house*

Boy     : *kicking Center* Hanase! Hanase!!
Nezumi: Who’s that?
Boy     : Ah!! Nezumi-nee-chan?
Nezumi: Who are you?
Boy     : You are still pretty, Nezumi-nee-chan!
Center : HOW COME YOU DON’T REMEMBER ME?

xxx

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Another teaser of Ra..Ra..Riot In Academy read more in akb-melody.livejournal.com 

Rival

*still at AKB dorm*

Meetan : Maeda Atsuko!
Acchan : Hai~
Meetan : *grope* Perfect shape!
Acchan : Uwaaah!
Meetan : Kojima Haruna!
Haruna : Ha-hai!
Yuko    : DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH MY NYAN-NYAN! *glare*

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(sorry if i keep only giving teasers here i just want to make the site big   )

[bunny_rabbit]

poor center...the boy forget about her but still remember about nezumi

[yukofan]

your fic is awesome as always ^^b

LOL..poor center,the boy didn't remember her..

[Sasshii]

LOL at the boy forgetting all about Center but somehow remembering Nezumi.
Also I left a comment in the livejournal, but just wanted to say again that Ra...Ra...Riot is absolutely hilarious xD

[Suicchin]

hahaha poor Center xD

I remembered my mum saying the same thing as Black the other day with insects too,and then killing them in my house

As always, your mini fics are so funny! Keep like that!

[sakura_drop_]

But this deserves to be commented on..    And I already left a tiny comment on your LJ 

Gekikara no Asa

*bedroom, 7 AM*

Gekikara: I have to go to work…
Bed        : Just ten minutes more…
Gekikara: Okay…zzz…

*half hour later*

Gekikara: *point at bed* Only Black can seduce me! I have to go to work.
Bed        : But baby, it’s cold outside~~
Gekikara: *end up sleeping all day like usual*

  Geki, you never change, do you?  Even the bed can seduce... Oh My, what would black say, if she saw you giving in to the seduce of the bed, and forgetting that you have such a nice, hot, caring (that last one is not always right, now is it?  ) waifu?  Procrastinating in bed is okay for ten minutes more, BUT skipping work for the whole day... You deserve to be punished, dearest Geki... Black, you should prepare your famous chains and cross and make her pay for her sins chained upside down 

Troublemaker

Black: You, *point at Boy* come here.
Boy  : Yes, Kaachan? *approach*
Black: We need to talk about something.
Boy  : *worried* She caught me hitting a neighbor’s dog this morning…she knew I skip class a lot…she knew I got detention…she knew I put a used gum inside Touchan’s shoes yesterday…she caught me-
Black: Don’t leave the fridge open next time, okay?

This boy... Is totally like his touchan... Oh my dear god... Such a bad bad boy, and yet it appears all kaachan is worrying about is not closed fridge? Oh, well, that means she doesn't know about son's sins... She needs to be more strict to him, as he's growing to be another Gekikara, or might become something even worse... That influence.... 

Good Friends

Boy  : Tadaima!
Black: Okaeri~~
Boy  : Kaachan, I bring friends…is it okay? They’re outside.
Black: What?! *seeing the whole room* But our place is a mess!
Boy  : Oh, don’t worry. They don’t care about our house. They just care if we have food.

yeah, GOOD FRIENDS (deep huge irony). Really, I wonder if his friends are such bad boys/girls as this boy without a name... I mean, he has friends, but has no name STILL?!!!!  What those parents think.... Wait, it's BuraGeki we're talking about, so I expected no less.... But still, at such an age without a name.... Poor baby...wait...he's a boy already... *can't still believe this boy has no name*

Dad Knows Best

*7 AM*

Gekikara: *sleepy* I’m thirsty…*walk to kitchen*
Boy        : *watching TV* Ohayou, Touchan~
Gekikara: Mmhayou…*half asleep*

*Gekikara was so sleepy that she didn’t realize destroying all the plates and glasses*

Boy        : Touchan!!! Wake up!! *shake*
Gekikara: *realize* Oh shoot! Doushiyo?! *panic*
Boy        : Wait, I’m gonna call Kaachan
Gekikara: *grab* No! Better shut up.
Boy        : Eeeh but Kaachan told me not to lie…
Gekikara: It’s not lying. It’s just letting the truth speaks for itself…

yes, dad knows best... Poor Black, has to put up with two kids.... One being a bad boy, having no name, arguing with his touchan, drooling over torigoya, and the other being a bad  creepy girl, who is lazy, steals food and things from her child and makes her wife grieving alone in a shower.... What can I say, an awesome family that we came to love.. Season two really brings more laughs and more fun, and oh god, I wonder if Black really chained her hubby this time on a cross upside down... 

Ex-Nanny

*Street, afterschool*

Boy    : Lalalala~~ *walk happily*
Center: Hey you! *walk closer*
Boy    : Eh? *stop*
Center: Oh My God!!! You’ve grown up now. I remember when you were three. We always played together! You still are so cute *pet*
Boy    : Who are you?
Center: 

Poor Center... But the boy is too young to remember you... although if we skip down through a few of these drabbles and read a certain drabble 

Behind The Scene

*kitchen*

Boy  : Kaachan!
Black: Yes?
Boy  : I hate Touchan! She always takes everything I had.
Black: Don’t say that about her.
Boy  : She’s not like you. She’s sleeping all day long and always doing what she wants. I hate her!
Black: Eventhough she didn’t involve in the making but respect her as your Touchan and she might look like an unemployed but she pays half of the bill, okay?
Boy  : In the making?
Black: Ne-Nevermind  -//////-

Oh Blacky, you just had to mention that to this kid, hadn't you?  I mean... You love how Geki makes you cry and shout on THOSE nights, but do you have to talk about that process with this child's real daddy?? it's good you stopped at the right time and didn't tell tooooo much... but yes, hating on touchan is bad, because even though Geki is lazy and does lots of bad things, she's too lovable to hate, now isn't she? 

Mom Knows Best

Boy  : Kaachan, I lost my transformers…you see my Bumblebee?
Black: Clean up your room *read Bible*
Boy  : I’m asking about my transformers…
Black: Just clean your room!
Boy  : Kaachan is the worst! *mumble*
Black: You never know what you have till you clean your room.

Yes, that is true. Not all moms know it best, but this mom is sure one of those who knows the reality. And that is, cleaning your room and finding things you thought you lost... I believe Black found lots of lost things by Geki by cleaning the room, like Black's panties under the bed or something 

Keep Out Reach of Children

Black     : What are these?
Gekikara: Sugar pills…I’m trying to sell some.
Black     : Nonsense. Anyway, hide it somewhere our son can’t see.
Gekikara: Eeeh why?
Black     : He’ll probably try to swallow one.
Gekikara: Oh, don’t worry. I have hundreds more!

Geki, this is not the main point here.... It's not good for kids, you know, you already influenced the poor boy too much.... 

OCD

*Boy & Black are walking together in the street*

Boy  : Ah! There’s a spider. Hyaaa~~ *about to stomp*
Black: Hey stop that! Don’t do that to animals, kay? He’s innocent.
Boy  : Kay… *frown*

*later at home*

Boy  : Waa I found spiders in the kitchen! Kaachan, look!
Black: *bringing broomstick* WHERE?!

Oh, Blacky... your reasoning is so clear here...  I see Geki's influence again... But as a spider lover I have to try and save the poor spiders *takes poor spiders in her hands and brings them out of the Mad House (pun intended on a certain fanfic  )

Forgotten

Center: Oh come on, don’t you remember me? Let’s go to my place! *smile*
Boy    : But Kaachan told me not to follow nor talk to strangers…
Center: This is useless *carrying boy in the shoulder*
Boy    : HELP!! HELP!! I’M BEING KIDNAPPED!

*Center’s house*

Boy     : *kicking Center* Hanase! Hanase!!
Nezumi: Who’s that?
Boy     : Ah!! Nezumi-nee-chan?
Nezumi: Who are you?
Boy     : You are still pretty, Nezumi-nee-chan!
Center : HOW COME YOU DON’T REMEMBER ME?

Yes, that's what I was referring to... I mean, I understand, that Nezumi is more memorable and everything (I mean, the hoodie, ipod, bitchy attitude, who can not remember?), but Center is as much lovable, taking such good care of you when you were just a baby... And  at Nezumi not remembering the kid 

Rival

*still at AKB dorm*

Meetan : Maeda Atsuko!
Acchan : Hai~
Meetan : *grope* Perfect shape!
Acchan : Uwaaah!
Meetan : Kojima Haruna!
Haruna : Ha-hai!
Yuko    : DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH MY NYAN-NYAN! *glare*

Yes, Yuuchan listened to my thoughts and wishes ans saved her NyanNyan *jumps happily around* Bakamina, you should lear from my dearest Yuko-sama and protect your Acchan!!!



Eru-sama, I am waiting for more awesomeness from you!!! 

[XxRoByNxX78]

omfg cant stop laughing he knows who nezumi is but not center and nezumi dont know who he is and Gekikara still as smart as ever oh an i rember when u said that this was based on some true things so which bits are true lol

[LeNosferatu]

@Everyone: Thank you for the comments!

@Sasshii: Ahhh! Are you xdarkxblue5 ?? Thank you so much for the kind visit in the site 

@Suicchin haha well you'll probably find something related in your life in these drabbles cause honestly its 30% based on real story hehe

@sakura_drop TINY?? YOU CALL THAT TINY?  and this one? ITS A MASSIVE!  massive love  anyway, what do you think? better giving the boy a name or keeping it anon cause its fun? 

@anzai48 yeahhh Jurina & Akane kidnapping someone is good~~

@XxRoByNxX78 the true one? maybe the one with spiders haha 

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Environmentally-Friendly

*Late night*

Black     : You go first, I’ll just read some book to kill time.
Gekikara: *pull Black* I don’t want. Let’s shower together! *giggle*
Black     : Gekikara, please! -//////-
Gekikara: Come on shower with me! Let’s save the water, therefore we save the earth! *giggle*
Black     : I doubt that was the only thing on your mind…

xxx

Blame Toy Story

*Boy’s bedroom*

Gekikara: What are you doing?
Boy        : I’m keeping my toys.
Gekikara: Why taping them to the wall?
Boy        : I’m afraid they’ll be going if I turn my back…

xxx

Bribe

*Center’s house*

Center: Really you don’t remember anything about me?
Boy     : *shakes head*
Center: *give candy* Still don’t remember?
Boy     : *shakes head*
Center: *give coins* Anything?
Boy     : *happily looking at money* Ah I remember now!
Nezumi: That just doesn’t change the fact he forgets about you Center…

xxx

Romance Privacy *)

Kaachan: Come on, let’s get you in a bath.
Boy       : I want to take a bath with Touchan.
Kaachan: She’s at work, come on get in.
Boy       : Then I’ll wait till she come home!
Kaachan: But we already promised to take a bath together tonight, doushiyo…

*) New single of French Kiss

xxx

Failure

Black: How was your exam?
Boy  : Nothing much…
Black: Define nothing much.
Boy  : *show the paper*
Black: F??
Boy  : But Kaachan…everyone failed. At least once *worried*
Black: Yeah right, I’ve failed once. And then you born.

xxx

Playboy

Nezumi: Get him home.
Center : But Nezumi…I want to play with him more…
Nezumi: Yeah like he wants to play with you!
Boy     : *hug Nezumi’s arms* Nezumi-nee-chan is so pretty~~
Nezumi: CENTER GET ME OFF!!! *struggle*

xxx

You Got Fans

Center : Oh well, come on. Let’s get you home *pull Boy*
Boy     : Yada!!! I want to go with Nezumi-nee-chan. I don’t know you!
Nezumi: NO WAY.
Center : Nezumi…please?
Nezumi: …
Center : *puppy eyes*
Nezumi: *facepalm* Fine!

xxx

Yankee Boots

Boy  : Aaaa, more cockroaches Kaachan!!
Black: Where??
Boy  : In the kitchen!
Black: Give me a shoe!
Boy  : *give* Here Kaachan~
Black: Not my shoes! Get Gekikara’s!

xxx

Caught

*2 AM*

Boy: Ah…I need to pee *yawn* *walk out*

*in front of bathroom*

Boy: Why is it locked?

*Black & Gekikara’s muffled sounds come from inside*

Boy        : Hn?? Kaachan? Touchan? You there?
Gekikara: Nobody’s here!
Boy        : Ehh? I need to pee!
Black      : Mmmhh…Nnnpleasennh just wait a minute…hnnnn…!
Boy        : Okay…I'll wait in the living room. What are they doing anyway? (-___-)

xxx

Turn Out

*morning, bedroom*

Gekikara: Zzzz…
Black     : WAKE UP!! *flip blanket*
Gekikara: *roll* Do not want…zzz…
Black     : Every day sleeping, what are you? A koala?!
Gekikara: *pull Black down* Sleep with me…zzz…
Black     : Ahhh!! Hanase! Wake up you lazy ass! *struggle*
Gekikara: *tighten* You’ll be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a koala…zzz…
Black     : *blush* I’m supposed to be angry, dammit! *surrendered in Gekikara’s arms*

xxx

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Sorry, no teaser today's update 

[sakura_drop_]

Yes, they are my tiny comments out of HUGE LOVE for you. Have you seen my love for Sieka-san? 

Keep it anon, let me reprehend BuraGeki more about this issue LOL and this might come in handy to make more funny drabbles about him having no name 

Environmentally-Friendly

*Late night*

Black     : You go first, I’ll just read some book to kill time.
Gekikara: *pull Black* I don’t want. Let’s shower together! *giggle*
Black     : Gekikara, please! -//////-
Gekikara: Come on shower with me! Let’s save the water, therefore we save the earth! *giggle*
Black     : I doubt that was the only thing on your mind…

Oh, my dear Geki, I know you love 'showering' with your waifu, right? I mean, who can resist Black's wet, gorgeous body?.. Oh, smexy taimu is in your mind, not eco friendly reasons. Dirty Geki is dirty Geki. Black, you should agree, coz we all know you love those smexy taimus with your hubby

Blame Toy Story

*Boy’s bedroom*

Gekikara: What are you doing?
Boy        : I’m keeping my toys.
Gekikara: Why taping them to the wall?
Boy        : I’m afraid they’ll be going if I turn my back…

  OMG, this guy seriously is watching too much television LOL okay, maybe watching is okay, but believing in them... Well... It provided us with a funny drabble, but really, boy... 

Bribe

*Center’s house*

Center: Really you don’t remember anything about me?
Boy     : *shakes head*
Center: *give candy* Still don’t remember?
Boy     : *shakes head*
Center: *give coins* Anything?
Boy     : *happily looking at money* Ah I remember now!
Nezumi: That just doesn’t change the fact he forgets about you Center…

Now here is the thing. My thoughts about this are really simple. The boy really doesn't remember Center, you can look at it however you want. but I was wondering what's the reason behind it? I mean, there has to be a reason why he remembers Nezumi, who's all tsundere over him, AND Center, but forgot Center, who's very fond of this brat AND Nezumi. To my mind comes no reason, just... The brain damage, I mean, remember how many times Geki tossed the kid on the ground? poor baby... *cough* boy, I mean

Romance Privacy *)

Kaachan: Come on, let’s get you in a bath.
Boy       : I want to take a bath with Touchan.
Kaachan: She’s at work, come on get in.
Boy       : Then I’ll wait till she come home!
Kaachan: But we already promised to take a bath together tonight, doushiyo…

*) New single of French Kiss

You see, I was right, Black really likes having a shower/bath with her hubby, and we all know it's not because of eco friendliness, her blushing just proves she loves smexying with geki, aww, so sweet of her.. Wait, she's choosing hubby over the kid?.. But well, he's not a baby anymore, so it's understandable

Failure

Black: How was your exam?
Boy  : Nothing much…
Black: Define nothing much.
Boy  : *show the paper*
Black: F??
Boy  : But Kaachan…everyone failed. At least once *worried*
Black: Yeah right, I’ve failed once. And then you born.

Ahw, really, Black? How come this baby is your failure? Wait, you said you had a failure, and then the baby was born. But if it was the failure, then the baby is a failure too. So I think you should have at least a bit of gratitude to yourself and that man, coz now you and Geki have a son, even though that boy is one big devil himself... But like parents like kid

Playboy

Nezumi: Get him home.
Center : But Nezumi…I want to play with him more…
Nezumi: Yeah like he wants to play with you!
Boy     : *hug Nezumi’s arms* Nezumi-nee-chan is so pretty~~
Nezumi: CENTER GET ME OFF!!! *struggle*

  I can't comment on this anything else just 

You Got Fans

Center : Oh well, come on. Let’s get you home *pull Boy*
Boy     : Yada!!! I want to go with Nezumi-nee-chan. I don’t know you!
Nezumi: NO WAY.
Center : Nezumi…please?
Nezumi: …
Center : *puppy eyes*
Nezumi: *facepalm* Fine!

See, you can be sweet if you want.. Wait that's no sweetness, that's just agreeing when you have no other options...  Oh well, be a good girl and take good care of that boy, bring him home safe 

Yankee Boots

Boy  : Aaaa, more cockroaches Kaachan!!
Black: Where??
Boy  : In the kitchen!
Black: Give me a shoe!
Boy  : *give* Here Kaachan~
Black: Not my shoes! Get Gekikara’s!

 

Caught

*2 AM*

Boy: Ah…I need to pee *yawn* *walk out*

*in front of bathroom*

Boy: Why is it locked?

*Black & Gekikara’s muffled sounds come from inside*

Boy        : Hn?? Kaachan? Touchan? You there?
Gekikara: Nobody’s here!
Boy        : Ehh? I need to pee!
Black      : Mmmhh…Nnnpleasennh just wait a minute…hnnnn…!
Boy        : Okay…I'll wait in the living room. What are they doing anyway? (-___-)

Oh, the boy nearly busted them haha, poor parents, they have to stifle their moans every night  Especially Black, as we know our rough Geki is giving no mercy to her waifu  good good *nods while smiling*

Turn Out

*morning, bedroom*

Gekikara: Zzzz…
Black     : WAKE UP!! *flip blanket*
Gekikara: *roll* Do not want…zzz…
Black     : Every day sleeping, what are you? A koala?!
Gekikara: *pull Black down* Sleep with me…zzz…
Black     : Ahhh!! Hanase! Wake up you lazy ass! *struggle*
Gekikara: *tighten* You’ll be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a koala…zzz…
Black     : *blush* I’m supposed to be angry, dammit! *surrendered in Gekikara’s arms*

This is soooooo sweet  Yeah, lazy Geki is lazy Geki, but this time it's forgivable, as snuggling time with Black is a 100% YES, SO GO FOR IT 


*huggles Eru-sama* update when you can 

[turratar]

Wota: Animal Planet
Center: you feel the same way XP 
Parent Stuff: OMG ROTFLMAO
Confession   
Saeyaka:  poor sayaka
Gekikara no Asa: It would be funny if the Boy heard this conversation and went to Black and said "Mom, Dad's cheating on you." "Who?" "The bed." *inset angry Black*
Awe how dare Boy forget about Center 

I read some of this before somwhere but never commented. I'm so glad you're continuing this