Author Topic: Tom Cruise to eat Placenta (Read 4822 times)

Tuffty · « **on:** April 18, 2006, 06:42:33 PM »

ctz · « **Reply #1 on:** April 18, 2006, 07:18:00 PM »

And I thought that silent birth thing was already bizarre enough

JFC · « **Reply #2 on:** April 18, 2006, 11:33:00 PM »

Nothing's too bizarre when your part of he cult of Scientology :p

Kei · « **Reply #3 on:** April 19, 2006, 12:10:35 AM »

Aww, c'mon. There's nothing tastier than placenta lasagne.

Asmodai · « **Reply #4 on:** April 19, 2006, 01:07:29 AM »

That's messed. The whole thing about eating it is supposedly so the mother can restore nutrients lost giving birth.

claymore · « **Reply #5 on:** April 19, 2006, 01:28:33 AM »

I can imagine the headline. "Alien follower eats placenta and says It tastes like chicken." I guess he thinks that MI:3 needs more promotion.

Foxy Brown · « **Reply #6 on:** April 19, 2006, 04:03:48 AM »

JFC · « **Reply #7 on:** April 19, 2006, 04:09:00 AM »

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure it was a joke.

All of his other recent weird behaviour was just a joke too. It was meant to throw us off the fact that Scientology is a messed-up cult.

Asmodai · « **Reply #8 on:** April 19, 2006, 04:33:46 AM »

And it's a girl!

I wonder what her therapy bills are going to be like in 20 years?

JFC · « **Reply #9 on:** April 19, 2006, 06:51:58 AM »

Quote from: Asmodai

And it's a girl!

Foxy Brown · « **Reply #10 on:** April 19, 2006, 06:55:07 AM »

Suri Cruise?
Poor kid.

JFC · « **Reply #11 on:** April 19, 2006, 07:00:20 AM »

Regarding ^, the article says:

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The name Suri has its origins in Hebrew, meaning "princess," or Persian, meaning "red rose," the statement said

So it's not too bad, at least once you find out what it means.

ctz · « **Reply #12 on:** April 19, 2006, 07:24:24 AM »

Suri is much better than Xenu.

ebc · « **Reply #13 on:** April 19, 2006, 08:03:49 AM »

Should have chosen a real name like Macgyver or Ferguson. And if it was a boy, something like Fred or John are pretty good names.

Tuffty · « **Reply #14 on:** April 19, 2006, 10:29:02 AM »

I will also have with that, a bottle of chianti and fava beans....ef ef ef ef ef ef ef ef ef

I am talking about the placenta of course

suki* · « **Reply #15 on:** April 19, 2006, 11:25:19 AM »

EEEEEEWWW~!! >_<

Just... EEEEEEEWWWWWW~!!! >_<

Tian_Yuan · « **Reply #16 on:** April 20, 2006, 01:00:22 AM »

Quote from: Asmodai

And it's a girl!

I wonder what her therapy bills are going to be like in 20 years?

That's exactly my thought when I heard the news this morning

Mugen · « **Reply #17 on:** April 20, 2006, 07:13:39 AM »

Didnt they clear up it as a very clever sarcastic joke?

i wonder if it taste like chicken

vicmu · « **Reply #18 on:** April 20, 2006, 07:51:39 AM »

Quote from: ctz

Suri is much better than Xenu.

speaking of silly names... suri is also much better than "Moon Unit Zappa"

maliciel · « **Reply #19 on:** April 20, 2006, 02:16:59 PM »

What?

Moon Unit is the best name ever! Now, Audioscience is a fucked up name if I ever saw one.