@yukofan Don't worry!! I'm also gonna flunk my exam too lol, too busy spazzing and stuff. I'm glad that my crack made you happy!!!
omg... Just realised that it's Yuko's birthday today... I'm such a bad fan
So here's the pervy adventures of Oshima Yuko!
The Perverted Center(Yuko POV)
I'm Oshima Yuko, and today is my 24th birthday. I was chosen to be the captain of Team K during the reshuffle.
I'm kinda sad that Acchan graduated, but she said she's moving to Canada to set up a home for Takamina.
Shouldn't the husband do all this stuff? I shall move to Canada and officially marry NyanNyan there sometime~
But now that I'm the captain, I can't wait to harass the new members of team K. I can't wait for the new theater setlists too!!!
I hope it will be about skinship, butts and bewbs!!!!! With my newfound authority, I shall harass everybody!!!
Mariko said she's going to have a party for me. So I walk into a deserted house and I see a super sexy NyanNyan in a super sexy cat costume!!!
Resisting the urge to nosebleed, I pounced on NyanNyan!! She's so cute, sexy and vulnerable at the same time~
She whispered seductively, "Let's take this to the bedroom, shall we?"
She grabs my hand and drags me to a room with flowers and lights and all the love hotel ambience.
She cuffs me onto the bed and told me she'll be back!!!
I can't wait!!!!!! I've been really busy with stuff and finally I get my sexytime!
After five minutes, NyanNyan is still not back. Just what is she up to?
Suddenly, the ceiling opened and a ton of balloons fell onto me.
FAHK.
I. am. so. fahking scared right now.
The balloons are pressing against my face, the rubbery surface rubbing against my skin, causing a burning sensation.
I can't run because of the cuffs.
I heard Maritroll's voice, "Do you want me to get rid of the balloons?"
Without hesistation, I said yes.
Then something worse happened.
All, I mean ALL of the balloons exploded.
In my face.
The sound was unbearable.
I'm scared beyond shit. I start crying.
Kinda pitiful for a team captain, isn't it??
Then all of the members came in and wished me happy birthday!!!
Man, the balloons were as scary as fahk!!
Not sure whether to thank Maritroll for letting me see sexy Haruna
or to hate her for the balloons.
They uncuffed me and we had a party.
For some reason Mayuyu looks really sad. Is it because she wasn't chosen to be wCenter together with me?
I can't just let Oshiriri be sad! I talk to her.
"Hi Oshiriri-chan!!! Why the long face? Shouldn't you congratulate your Oshiriko for being the captain and eventually pervertising the whole of team K?"
"...hsk hsk... *sniff*.. Mama-rin..." Mayu sniffles.
Oh yeah, she was separated from Yukirin during the team shuffle.
"H-hey! Don't cry on me! Don't worry, my relationship with NyanNyan is perfect despite being in different teams!"
"hsk hsk... No more... boobs pillow..." Mayu cries
WHAAAATT?!! All this while my oshiri sister likes boobs better than butts? However, Yuki has better bewbs than butt.
"Don't be sad, I'll lend you mind!" I said, while letting her lean on my bewbs.
"...small.." Mayu murmurs.
"WHAT?!! DID YOU JUST SAY MY BEWBS ARE SMALL? oops. I meant, sorry that my boobs are not as big as Yuki's."
"UWEEHHHHHH.... I. WANT. MY. BOOBS PILLOW!!" Mayu started bawling out loud.
"Shhhh... OK, I'll lend you NyanNyan's boobs!" I told her in an attempt to calm her down.
Sigh. NyanNyan can be deredere to Mayu but not me.
For a moment Mayu seems calm. But she started crying again.
"I know that I can still see Yuki, but our schedules are so different! It was already so busy even when we were in the same team..."
Then an idea struck me.
"Yuki and NyanNyan are in the same team right?"
Mayu nods.
"Then we can sneak into the dressing room together! I know the route and the timing for Team B's performances!"
"Oh yeah... I haven't thought of that!!!"
"Oshiri sisters forever!!!" we shouted in unison.
(epiclulz POV)Meanwhile...
Yuki is consulting NyanNyan.
Yuki: What am I gonna do without Mayu?
Haruna:
More like what Mayu is gonna do without her mother...Yuki: I'm so worried about her... What if she harass other members? No, what if SHE gets harassed? hsk hsk...
Haruna:
Empty nest syndrome...Yuki: I'm so scared, Haruna... What if she ignores me?
Haruna: Don't worry! Yuko and I have a very good relationship despite being in different teams!
Yuki: B-but... Mayu was with me right from the start...
Haruna: Don't worry! Just get used to it!
Yuki: Ok, I'll try...
Meanwhile...
(Jurina POV)
I'm dead set on becoming the new center.
I must shed off my cute and innocent image I had when I was 11!!! I was harassed by so many people, goddamit!
Now I'm known as the pimp! Heheheh. I kissed 3/4 of SKE48 when I was only 13.
Now that I've transferred to AKB48, it's time to kiss moar members.
When I'm the center, I get to kiss everyone!!!
I miss Rena-chan... I... I don't have the courage to confess...
What if the pimp gets rejected? That would be detrimental to my image! ...
I don't think I have a chance now... With her spazzing over Airi...
I was so happy in Kiss Datte Hidarikiki.
If I become center for AKB Rena-chan will notice me!
(Yuko POV)
With the state Mayu's in right now... She's totally going to lose to Jurina.
Not that I have anything against Jurina being the center.
I just want Oshiriri to be center for once!
Oshiri sisters vs Pimp
Mayu used get injured by rival yankee school!
Jurina goes deredere over Mayu and defense is lowered!
Jurina used confess then friendzone! (majisuka)
It's super effective!
Yuko used oshiri heal on Mayu!
Mayu has full health!
Yuko used loli harassment!
It's not very effective since Jurina is not a loli at heart...
Jurina used boyish charm!
It's super effective on Mayu since she likes danso!
It's not very effective on Yuko since she's 120% lesbian...
Oshiri sisters used oshiri beam!
Jurina used Aki-P!
Not very effective since powers clashed!!
Oshiri sisters: Jurina, you didn't wait for your turn!!
Jurina: Like I give a shet!
Jurina used Nobunaga stare!
Yuko-sama used Gekikara out!
It's mega effective against Jurina because she likes Rena!
Jurina KO'd!
Jurina: Urghhh.. I will not fall...
Mayu: Since we're all perverts.
Yuko: Why not...
Jurina: HAVE A 3CENTER?!!
EVERYONE: YES THAT SOUNDS FABULOUS
Jurina: Wait.. Who will be the center in the 3center?
Oshiri sisters: We can rotate!
Everyone: YAY EVERYONE IS HAPPPYYYYY
Jurina: AND RENA LOVES ME TOO!!!!
KOJIYUU MAYUKI WMATSUI FOREVERRRRR (although Renairin is slowly creeping up onto me)