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« Reply #460 on: October 17, 2013, 03:46:26 AM »
Well, I just heard the news bout Paruru being unable to do theater work due to ill health and... This is my take on what happened to her. :v

#256

Before Paruru got sick...
AKB48 Theater...


Paruru: Augh... I'm so hungry... Maybe I shouldn't have pre-ordered Yukirin-senpai's 2nd Solo Single after all... OTL

Yukirin: Paruru, what's wrong? o _ o *passing by*

Paruru: Yukirin-senpai... I'm so hungry... > _ <

Yukirin: Really? Then you're just in time! I made cookies! ^_^ *shows cookies*

Cookies: *eerie and scary aura*

Paruru: Hontou!? Ureshii! May I take one? :) *unaware of the danger behind the cookies*

Yukirin: Sure! ^_^ *offers cookies*

Paruru: YAY! *takes one cookie* ITADAKIMASU! ^_^ *bites*

Seconds later, inside an rushing Ambulance...

Miorin: PARURU! HANG ON! WE'RE ALMOST THERE! DX

Paruru: I see a white angel coming down from heaven... X _ X

Minarun: Miorin, the poison's too strong that it had already spread to her brain! PARURU, SPEAK NO MORE! DX

Paruru: The angel's offering her hand to me... Should I take it...? I can see heaven right now... X _ X

Minarun: DON'T YOU FREAKING DARE TAKE HER HAND! DON'T YOU FREAKING DARE LEAVE THE OLD TEAM 4 BEHIND! Yukirin... IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! DX

Yukirin: S-sorry! I never knew that the cookies were that poisonous! DX

Ranran: Paruru-chan, shikkari shite! Karen-tan said she's going to take you to an all-you-can-eat buffet if you recover! DX

Paruru: All-you-can-eat buffet is nice in heaven too... X _ X *life monitor: Straight line*

Yuihan: PARURU! DX

Mayuyu: Could you guys shut up? I'm having trouble defibrillating this poor sucker. ( = _ =* ) *gets defibrillator* Mocchi, give me 100. (  > _ > )

Mocchi: Giving 100 yen for her funeral. *gives 100 yen coin* ._.

Mayuyu: *face palm* NOT THAT 100! I mean the freaking defib, Mocchi! DX

Mocchi: S-sorry! *gives 100 on the defib*

Mayuyu: *slams defib on the Paruru's chest* CLEAR!

Mocchi: Doc, the patient shows no response! DX

Mayuyu: Give me a 150! (I never thought Mamarin could make a poison using cookies... ( ==' ) )

Mocchi: *gives 150 to the defib*

Mayuyu: *slams defib to Paruru's chest* CLEAR!

Mocchi: Doc, we tried our best...

Mayuyu: Sorry guys, we couldn't save Paruru's life... (   > _ > )

Team B: PARURUUUUUUUUUU! TT ^ TT

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« Reply #461 on: November 06, 2013, 12:55:51 AM »
another drabble that was born in Facebook

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#257.


Juju: Rena-chan~

Rena: *talking vividly with Airin*

Juju: mou, Rena-chan...

Rena: *keeps talking*

Juju: *suddenly pulls Rena in for a kiss*

Rena: O/////////////o *answer the kiss after it all sinks in*

Juju: *after feeling content pulls back*

Rena: *gasps for air while staring at Juju* ??!

Juju: at least I got your attention~

Rena: *after her breathing normalizes* what was that for all of the sudden? *mumbles* not that I disliked it...

Juju: just wanted to say hi~ o/ *goes to greet others*

Rena: -_- she's gonna pay for this...
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« Reply #462 on: November 06, 2013, 02:00:26 AM »
I don't have a clue what a drabble is, but I'm going to post something stupid eh, :0, hope nobody is thinking, get this motherfishermen out of this thread :P

=0=0=  <-[That looks so wrong..]

#258.

Mayu is cornered by her nerdy otaku friends against an oak tree around the school's park, each girl holding an Nintendo 3Ds.

Thick frame glasses girls: Mayu-chan, why haven't you been hanging out with us!

Thick frame glasses girls: Our Pokemons has already leveled 20 over yours, what happened to you, Girl!

Mayu: Uhmm...Well.. *Somebody approaches from the back, and hugged her waist*

Mystery girl: That's because she's busy spending time with me.

Thick frame glasses girls *begins to spurt blood*: Who's this babe, Mayu?

Mayu: Uhmm...Well..

Mystery girl: I'm her girlfriend, Kashiwagi Yuki is the name *Plants kisses on Mayu's chubby cheeks*

Thick frame glasses girls: Impossibru, how in the world did you manage to do that.

Mayu: Uhmm... She has an superficial attraction towards matchmaker.

Thick frame glasses girls: You're a matchmaker?!

Mayu: Nonono... a match-maker


-End-
Once upon a time, There lived two beautiful girls.
One named Watanabe Mayu.
Another named Kashiwagi Yuki.
They fell in love with each other and married.
The end.

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« Reply #463 on: November 13, 2013, 05:07:05 PM »
my atsumina drabble :3

#259

One day at akb48 theatre

when they already finish training

Yuko : oi takamina *yuko come near takamina*
Takamina : hmm? what? *focus reading something on her phone*
Yuko : hey, how about your relationship with acchan?
Takamina : good, why yuko? *bad feeling*
Yuko : well, theres an idea pop out in my mind *smilling evily*
Takamina : and what is that? *really bad feeling* *drop sweat*
Yuko : I CHALLANGE YOU, WHO IS THE BEST ON BED !!!
Takamina : hell no !! *blush hard**really red face*
Yuko : you are a chicken takamina *laugh really hard*
Takamina : no im not !! *stand up quickly*
Yuko : oh really? so you take my challange? *smirk*
Takamina : y-y-yes, and what the winner got?
Yuko : hmm, the loser will do what winner said
Takamina : okay, i accept your challange yuko *smirked**walk away Go home*
Yuko : Brace yourself takamina, me and nyan nyan will be the winner *shout*

---- Next day ----
at dressing room

Yuko : OOIII TAKAMINA, I WILL BE THE WINNER HAHAHAHAHA
Takamina : hmm? *look at yuko*
Yuko : *open her shirt* hahahaha im the winner takamina, look at what nyan nyan do to me. how about you? *grinning widely*

(N/A : well, there is a mark on yuko's neck and shoulder)
NyanNyan : Yuuchan, hentai *smack Yuko's head* *Blushing*
Takamina : well, i dont have any mark like you *pokerface*
Yuko : HAHAHAHA, NOW YOU WILL DO WHAT I SAID !!!
Takamina : but, wait a minute *Goes Away* *drag acchan from nowhere*
Acchan : T-t-t-takamina, why are you drag me here? i have photoshoot Today*pout*
Takamina : *rip acchan's clothes*
Acchan : t-t-takamina *blushing hardly* what are you doing? *close her chest with hand*
Yuko : what are you doing takamina?
Takamina : well, i think i will be the winner yuko *smirk evily*
Yuko : but i dont see any mark on you or acchan
Takamina : *splash water on acchan's body*
Acchan : Hyan, takamina, mouu, its embrassing you know *looks down* *Blushing hard* *try to close her chest and body with her hand*
KojiYuu : *shocked* *mouth and eyes open widely*

(N/A : and, what they see is, there is a mark all over acchan's body)

Takamina : now who is the winner yuko *grinning widely*
Acchan : moouu, takamina, now i have to cover my mark again
Yuko : usoooo!! IS THAT REALLY TAKAMINA DO TO YOU ACCHAN?
Acchan : *nodded shyly*
Takamina : Now, yuko you must do what i said right?
Yuko : y-y-yes takamina *bad feeling*
Takamina : *grinning widely* you must not touching girls oshiri for one month even it was haruna
Yuko : u....u...usoo... *breakdown* *stare at ceiling blankly* i will die
NyanNyan : arigatou takamina *smile*, Ganbatte ne, YuuChan *pats yuko's head*
Acchan : now ~, takamina, you drag me here,undress me in front of people, and splash my body with water, you must get punished takamina ~ *smirk evily*
Takamina : w-w-wai-ummpph...
Acchan : *close Takamina's mouth with tape* *tie taakamina with rope* *goes home with takamina* *censored*

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« Reply #464 on: November 14, 2013, 05:33:15 AM »
May contain scenes which are not suitable for the younger ages.
You have been warned.

#260 : Evil AtsuYuu is Evil

"Yuko, how does it feel to have it thrust into your mouth so fast?"

The older girl looks at the younger pleadingly, with tears in her eyes.

"Do you want me to go faster? Do you want to it to be thrust so fast that your mind would break?"

The girl nods, grabbing the younger girl's skirt's hem as she plead.

"Do you want to lose in the pain, the pleasure, and the love that I give you?"

"Hai..." Yuko murmured, the big thing still in her mouth, as she grabbed her lover senseless.

"Too bad. Don't feel like it." The younger one broke the long bread in half, the other half of it in Yuko's mouth, and ate it satisfied while the older girl was in a state of perverse.

Yuko broke out from her trance and lightly punched the younger girl "Mou! You're evil, Acchan! EVIL!"

"Well, I can't really do that here with all the girls watching, right?"

"Ah." Yuko realized the twenty-odd girls staring at them, some are embarrassed and some are packing up to leave.

"I'll make up for it when we get back." Atsuko promised, sealing it with a kiss on the girl's lips.

"Hehe~ Now that's why I love Acchan~" Yuko clings to the girl lovingly as they walked outside.

"I love you more, Yuko. More than you know it."

[A/N:] Did you think it was something else, ya ecchi~

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« Reply #465 on: November 14, 2013, 05:52:29 AM »
Another one. Sorry for bumping this.
And I'm not sorry for my perverted mind! :twisted:

#261



Yuko :"Ahahahahaha!"

Acchan :"... Yu-" *covers mouth*

Yuko :"That's funny~!"

Acchan :"Y-"

Yuko :*whispers*'Don't talk Acchan, or you're gonna moan my name."

Acchan :'Y- Your hands... W- What are y-"

Yuko :'I'm just punishing a certain someone who's been sooo close to a certain captain these days~'

Acchan :'B- But that was-' *accidentally moans a little*

Yuko :'No excuses, my love' "Hahaha~ So funny~"

Acchan :*holds in the moans*

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« Reply #466 on: November 14, 2013, 04:16:37 PM »
Yoooo~ It's been a while since my last visit here =p

#262

- Atsuko and Takamina are on a park, discussing-

Takamina: Why you are doing this to me, Acchan?! *shouts sad
Acchan: I'm just breaking up with you. *sigh
Takamina: Why?! Is there someone else in your life? *whit teary eyes
Acchan: There is no one in my life. I just don't like you like that anymore. *She is being very patient
Takamina: Tell me the truth! You have another lover! *shouts even louder
Acchan: I've been with you all this time! Another lover won't fall from the sky like it was nothing! *screams back
Takamina: I don't believe you! *runs away

- Atsuko hears a muffled scream and something fell beside her with a silent thud. -

Acchan: *leaned down to the girl that fell, touching her shoulder* Are you okay...?

-Their eyes meet and suddenly sparkles, making their heart throb fast. -

Girl: Yuko, my name is Oshima Yuko. *grins

END (?)

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« Reply #467 on: November 23, 2013, 06:26:21 PM »
#263


Mayu: 'Can I have you?'

Yuki: 'You can't. You don't love me.'

Mayu: 'Can I love you then?'

Yuki: 'No.'

Mayu: 'Why?'

Yuki:'Because you will make me unable to refuse you anymore.'
“If you don’t go after what you want, you’ll never have it. If you don’t ask, the answer is always no.”

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You were always my favorite, no one loved me as much as you did.-Alison DiLaurentis.

Your first kiss isnt always the first person you kiss, or the first person you date.Your first love is the person that you will always compare everyone to.The person that you will never truly get over, even when you have convinced yourself that you have moved on.

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« Reply #468 on: November 23, 2013, 09:36:18 PM »
#264 - AtsuYuu and possibilities

"Do you believe in alternate universes?"

   Atsuko lifted an eyebrow as she took her eyes away from her book to look at the older girl. Oshima Yuko sat on the hospital bed and looked at the outdoor scenery. It would be a few more days until she was discharged and Yuko had a lot of time to think about things. A little too much, even. Realizing how serious Yuko was, Atsuko continued to look back at the pages of her book as she spent some time with the older girl.

"I probably don't think that's an option." Atsuko answered truthfully.

"Why so?" Yuko asked, curious of the girl's train of thoughts. "Don't you think that's kinda fun to think about? All the possible things we might be doing in other worlds!" she said enthusiastically, moving about not like someone who had a broken leg would be like.

"Hm? Like what?" Atsuko smirked teasingly, closing the book and now having her full attention to the older girl as she leaned on her seat.

Surprised by the question, Yuko put her fingers on her chin, thinking of all the possibilities. "Err... Like..." then as if a light bulb suddenly switched on near her head like one of those cartoons, she smiled. "We could be yankees! I could be the top of the school as you become a newcomer that would beat everyone in my ranks or something!"

Hearing this, Atsuko lets out an amused chuckle. "And you're the main character? You wish."

"Nah, it would probably be you. I'd be dead by the second season!"

Hearing that, Atsuko couldn't help but let out a forced smile.

"OR!" Yuko's face brightened up a bit more, surprising Atsuko by how sudden the older girl raised her voice. "I could be a werewolf! And you would be, like, a zombie!" Yuko pointed at Atsuko.

"Zombie...?" Atsuko was confused.

"Yeah! And we would fall in love with humans. Then we'd work together to fix our relationships!"

"Highly unlikely." Atsuko chuckled. "Though... I think I'd be more of a vampire, if you know what I mean." Atsuko smirked devilishly, sending chills down Yuko's spine.

"Mou, don't do that." Yuko chuckled. "Then if you're a vampire, I'd be a human. You're like, the vampire princess or something. One of the strongest Vampires in your family! And I would realize one day that my lover is a werewolf!"

"Why are you so fixated on werewolves?" Atsuko asked.

"I have no idea." Yuko shrugged it off. "Ah, how about this? We both would be soldiers, working together with an elite team, though the higher up would be such a... 'b' word to us." Atsuko chuckled hearing this part and commented "I know what 'bitch' means, Yuko." and Yuko smiled apologetically. "Well, might as well censor it. Anyways, we'd be in some real pain because the enemy is a LOT more in numbers and to retreat in a dangerous mission means that our Major would get demoted by our 'b'-y higher up Colonel. So you get separated from the group, disobeying orders to save your Major and my group would have to save you!"

"What's with that long and pretty much specific description?" Atsuko asked, surprised.

"I don't know. Or maybe we'd be wanted men, sailing the seven seas as we escape from the red coats! We'd travel everywhere to find some info that could clear our names! Though it's probably the Captain's fault in the first place, our loyalty knows no bounds and we'd follow her anywhere!"
"Free men, huh..." Atsuko closed her eyes, imagining such scenes. "Or... We'd be idols." Atsuko also shared her fantasies.

"Idols? Us? Pffttt! There's no way that would happen!" Yuko laughed.

"Who knows. Maybe we'd be in a group with many other girls. And us two, we'd be the two Top members."

"And I'd watch your back all the time as you lead us?"

"Or you could surpass me at one point of time."

"But then you'd surpass me yet again."

"Probably." Atsuko chuckled. "But I do know one thing."

"Hm?"

"No matter what world we're in, we'd be the best of friends! Zutto!" Atsuko smiled her best smile, making the older girl blush.

Yuko also smiled as well, not letting go of the younger girl's hand that she held from the start. "Yeah. The best of friends."

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Name all of the fics that I mentioned! LoL :lol:
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« Reply #469 on: November 24, 2013, 12:00:34 PM »
I dunno if someone has this kind of idea too. but this stuff has pop out instantly into my mind  :nervous

#265

Yuki: humming a cheerful tune while holding two photos.

In a sudden, Sae hugged Yuki from behind.

Sae: “Yukii~ what are you doing now?”

Yuki: *catch off guard, unanticipated the possibly of Sae would come around*

Sae: “let me see, let me see~”

Yuki: Yuki startled badly “y-yadaaa~” then she blushed instantly.

Sae: *this should be fun, wanna keep teasing her* “come onn, just a lil bit?”

Yuki: “umm, Ok, but don’t tell this to anyone, got it?”

Sae: “Yes sir!!”

After they made a deal, slowly Yuki handed one of her photo to Sae, but before Sae could see the photo, Yuki withdraw it immediately.

Sae: “What the-? Yukii just a few more second pleassee”

Yuki: “Nooooo, it just so embarrassing!!” Then she starts to run. “This supposed to be MY private property!!”

*one of the photos fall accidentally.

*Sae took the photo from the ground."

Sae: I wonder why she treasure this photo a lot. gotta check this one out. After she flip over the photo.

Sae: :stoned:

fastly she turn over the photo. cacth an air, she flip it again.

Sae: : :on shady:

Sae: Yukii....   :err:

the photo


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« Reply #470 on: November 24, 2013, 12:23:10 PM »
the amount of Mayuki and Atsuyuu. nuff said. I love you all.  :deco:  :bow:
my hat is off. saluting.

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« Reply #471 on: November 24, 2013, 12:45:25 PM »
#264 - AtsuYuu and possibilities

Name all of the fics that I mentioned! LoL :lol:

Oh man! I realized I don't know 1 of the fics mentioned. The first one mentioned is definitely from Majisuka Gakuen verse. Then Supernatural Partners by kevinwkl. Then I don't know the next fic. Then River by Divine Vengeance. Then Wandering Ship by LoyalFlutist. Then finally, AKB48 verse. Ne, what' s the fic that I missed? So I can go look for it and read. Onegai?

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« Reply #472 on: November 24, 2013, 01:17:21 PM »
#264 - AtsuYuu and possibilities

Name all of the fics that I mentioned! LoL :lol:

Oh man! I realized I don't know 1 of the fics mentioned. The first one mentioned is definitely from Majisuka Gakuen verse. Then Supernatural Partners by kevinwkl. Then I don't know the next fic. Then River by Divine Vengeance. Then Wandering Ship by LoyalFlutist. Then finally, AKB48 verse. Ne, what' s the fic that I missed? So I can go look for it and read. Onegai?

Cool you got all of them right! The fiction you missed is Humans vs Vampires by anzai-san~

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« Reply #473 on: November 24, 2013, 02:40:06 PM »
#264 - AtsuYuu and possibilities

Name all of the fics that I mentioned! LoL :lol:

Oh man! I realized I don't know 1 of the fics mentioned. The first one mentioned is definitely from Majisuka Gakuen verse. Then Supernatural Partners by kevinwkl. Then I don't know the next fic. Then River by Divine Vengeance. Then Wandering Ship by LoyalFlutist. Then finally, AKB48 verse. Ne, what' s the fic that I missed? So I can go look for it and read. Onegai?

Cool you got all of them right! The fiction you missed is Humans vs Vampires by anzai-san~

Arigatou!!! Now I'll go look and read.

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« Reply #474 on: November 24, 2013, 05:15:38 PM »
#266 Because you're...

J: Rena-chan, chu~
R: *evade*
J: Rena-chan... chuu~
R: *turn head to the left*
J: Rena-chan! Chuuuuu~!!
R: *Cover her mouth*

J: Mou, Rena-chan! Why you're always avoiding my kiss?
R: Jurina, you know I'm not good with stuff like that...
J: But you never showed me those shy smiles like before again...you've changed Rena-chan...why?*sob*
R: Jurina...I-I'm sorry...*hesitate*
J: Rena-chan, please tell me...why? *teary eyes*
R: Ju-jurina, are you...sure? *hesitate* *fidgeting*
J: ...*nod*
R: I-it's because...uhh...
J: Mou, Matsui Rena!
R: Because you're not a loli anymore...
J:  :OMG: :dizzy: :err: :fainted:

J: Rena-chan, you meanie!! :on speedy:

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My heart breaks when i write these...but be honest! Is there anyone here who think like this? Or is it just me...?   :on freeze:

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« Reply #475 on: November 28, 2013, 09:42:32 PM »
#267.

48Family as saviors.

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An old lady is unable to pass the street by herself.

Old Lady: Can someone help me?
Acchan: Yosh, I shall... *looks at her wristwatch* shoot, a date with Taka! *looks at the old lady* gonna help you some other time *dashes out*
Old Lady: !!!... help?.. T^T

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Le kitten is stuck high up in the tree.

Le kitten: meow~!!
Taka: I'm gonna save you! *after few hours* OTL *realizes she's too short to reach le kitten even when using the longest ladder*
Le kitten: *thinks* I'll be forever stuck in this tree T^T

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A nerdy guy is being bullied by a bunch of rich pretty girls.

Nerd: Save me....
Sae: Oh, beautiful ladies~ *takes them all to le fancy restaurant*
Nerd: At least untie me before leaving... >.>

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A woman is missing her dog.

Woman: *waits for le help*
Sayaka: *barges in, breaking le door*
Woman: I'm just looking for my missing dog... Why break le door?! T^T

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A boy is kidnapped by two men.

Boy: HELP!!
Sasshi: *comes in clumsily, falling flat on le floor* I...ttai!!
Boy: Can anyone else save me? -_-

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A group of men is about to rape a teenager girl.

Teenager girl: TASUKETE!!!
Sayanee: *shows up* Let her go!
Men: I suggest you leave baby, before we decide to let you join in the fun~
Sayanee: OK~ v(^~^)v *starts leaving* *suddenly turns back at them* THE HELL, WHY SHOULD I LEAVE?!
Teenager girl: is now the time to tsukkomi?.. >_>

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A girl in her twenties has her bag stolen.

Juju: Don't worry, dear lady, I shall retrieve it~ *chases after the thief*
Twenties girl: Kakkoii~
Juju: *catches the thief, retrieves le bag and brings it back to the girl*
Twenties girl: A...arigatou >///<
Juju: Kawaii *starts kissing the girl on le cheek*
Twenties girl: I'd rather have my bag stolen and not returned... <_< kissing monster...

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A boy lost his way home.

Boy: Tasukete... *sob sob*
Rena-sama: Poor boy... *is about to help him when stumbles upon le melonpan shop*
Boy: *5 hours later* anyone?...

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A woman is kidnapped by a gang.

Woman: Tasukete!!!
Chiyuu: *makes a sexy entrance, wearing short black skirt and white shirt with deep cleavage*
Woman: Help?..
Gang: *fatal nosebleed*
Chiyuu: There you go~
Woman: .......

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(Let's see how differently wTomo handle the situation)
Once again, a woman is kidnapped by a gang.

Woman: Tasukete!!!
Tomochin: *doing her nails while hiding in le dark behind the men's backs*
Woman: *teary eyes*
Tomochin: *checking on her make up in le reflection on le window, fixing her hair and clothes*
Woman: anyone?.. *sob*
Tomochin: *beats the crap out of the gang, taking only two minutes*
Woman: *nearly faints* a...rigatou...wut took you so long...?
Tomochin: *serious* You have to be good looking if you want to win *leaves*
Woman: >.>

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A schoolgirl is being groped in le empty train by an old man.

Schoolgirl: kyaa~!!!
Nyan: *in the back of le train is playing with her PSP* mh?
Schoolgirl: HELP!
Nyan: *tilts head* wut?
Schoolgirl: Tasukete?
Nyan: *shrugs and keeps playing*
Schoolgirl: T^T wut is wrong with her morals?!!

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A curvy lady gets her feet stuck in between le rocks.

Lady: Help!
Yuko-sama: I'm gonna save you, just hang in there~ *sees le oppai* *nuzzles*
Lady: O//////////o EEEH?!
Yuko-sama: *mumbles* Don't move. Ah...paradise~
Lady: I wish I COULD ACTUALLY move, you perv... >////>

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(let's see how another airhead solves le scenario)
A schoolgirl is being groped in le empty train by an old man.

Schoolgirl: kyaa~!!!
Paru: -_-
Schoolgirl: TASUKETE!!
Paru: busy
Schoolgirl: What are you doing that you cannot save me?!
Paru: nothing.
Schoolgirl: THEN HELP ME!!!!
Paru: *gives salty expression* iyada *leaves*
Schoolgirl: T^T she has no morals!!!

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A man is chased by le mafia gang.

Man: Can't.run.anymore.
Yuihime: Usotsuki.
Man: *succumbs to le ground*
Yuihime: Uso. Liar.
Man: I'm done *faints*
Yuihime: HONMAYAN. *gets le message from Mariko-sama* Yukirin's oppai photos? I am so on!! *runs to Mari-chan's house*
Author: let's hope someone else helped le poor man... ><"

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An old grandpa is missing his glasses.

Old grandpa: Someone help me find them...
Mayuyu: *is about to go look for them* *gets le call from Yukirin* *is being asked on le date* Mamarin~ *leaves*
Old grandpa: eeh?...

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(Maybe this time he will be saved?)
A man is chased by le mafia gang.

Man: Can't.run.anymore.
Yukirin: *comes to help*
Man: No!!! Go away!!! *succumbs to le floor*
Yukirin: ???
Man: I'm done... *tries to limp back to le mafia gang but fails* someone save me from the black widow!!! T^T *faints*
Yukirin: not again... T_T
Author: ... ><"

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A girl has lost her house keys.

Girl: Tasukete!!!
Mariko-sama: *sings AKB48 - JESUS*

tasukete JESUS
ima sugu mukae ni kite yo
mamotte JESUS
taberaretaku nai watashi
tasukete JESUS
kakomarete shimatta mitai
mamotte JESUS
JIRIJIRI chikadzuku yuuwaku


Girl: WOW, is that your entrance song?
Mariko-sama: no, I just felt like singing *pokerface*
Girl: -_-

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An old lady is all covered in yarn.

Old lady: help...
Miichan: Here I come!!! *does a 10 hours self introduction to le invisible audience*
Old ;lady: ZZZzzzz
Miichan: Screen time is le most important!!!
Author: >.>
"人間みんな変態だから" - 古川愛李, SKE48 新高柳チームKII 「シアターの女神」千秋楽公演, 2014.04.18 <"Because all people are perverts." - Furukawa Airi, SKE48 New Takayanagi Team KII [Theater no Megami] Last Stage, 2014.04.18>

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Offline Zita

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Re: [script?] saku-chan's Drabbles | ANYONE can post their own! | +250
« Reply #476 on: November 29, 2013, 03:59:06 PM »
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An old grandpa is missing his glasses.

Old grandpa: Someone help me find them...
Mayuyu: *is about to go look for them* *gets le call from Yukirin* *is being asked on le date* Mamarin~ *leaves*
Old grandpa: eeh?...

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I can see it clearly in my head. :sweatdrop:

I am sorry for all these people who needed save. :nervous
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Re: [script?] saku-chan's Drabbles | ANYONE can post their own! | +250
« Reply #477 on: November 29, 2013, 04:35:04 PM »
AHAHAHA!!!

Omoshiroi!!!!!  :lol:

Good job saku~ ;)

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« Reply #478 on: January 25, 2014, 03:41:37 PM »
i have this love-hate relationship with drabble..

with mayuki, i'm like this  :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:


but with atsumina i'm like this  :angry: :angry: :angry:

maybe because i can't see the censored part   :lol: :lol: :lol:

''Do you know why the snow is white?
Because it forgot what color it was.''

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« Reply #479 on: January 25, 2014, 04:33:25 PM »
does yuko really walk around within the apartment naked?
 :? :? :? :?
wonder what kojima-san feels about that   :hip smile:
''Do you know why the snow is white?
Because it forgot what color it was.''

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