Late Replies... \o/ Wish you could reply any faster... JK. ( - _ - )V
@fuu-neechan: Yeah, Am back. Updated this too late. Hahaha. Gomen. OTL
@Rinko-chan: Thanks. Sadly, my Final Grade in my Major dropped by .5 from my Midterm Grade. Sigh... Whatever. At least I PASSED! \o/
@Kimcoton: Nana is Academically, Physically, Financially and also Popularity wise... Good (?) but she kinda lacks knowledge in those things.
[A/N: LOL. What I meant on March 23 was updating MIMMS and TGTGA. Not all fics. But I think this update is a lil' bit overdue (OR HECKINGLY MILLION TIMES OVERDUE!). WAHAHAHAHAHA. Thanks for waiting, everyone. ^_^
By the way, I'm trying to improve my skills (please refer in the late December issue about Prose vs. Script in DA BOARD UP THERE.)... So this fict is going to be my first fict WRITTEN IN PROSE! JA-JA~N!
Sorry if this story will bore you anyways. OTL
This chapter is not funny I tell you! TRUST MEH!]
Ainyan POVWhen I entered the bathroom, I immediately felt heavy... I dunno why... I removed my shirt and looked at my pitiful chest. Goodness, it's not growing anymore... Buhuhu... But wait, isn't it flatter than usual?! W-wait...! W-what the heck!? It's flat as a washboard now!? And a 6 pack!? This looks like as if I'm a guy now. W-wait! I'M A GIRL! How did this happen!?
I then removed my pink hello kitty pajamas. ... !!! WHAT THE F$%K! A crotch!? *insert Churi's the Scream here* ( TT ^ TT ) W-wait! What if this is because of that old woman yesterday!? ( O _ O )!!!
Flash back... Yesterday Morning...I was walking downtown to catch my bus when I saw this poor old woman. She was wearing a ragged old violet robe which looked like a hundred years old. She was asking for food. That time I was eating my bread so it was perfect. I'll just give this bread to the old woman and voila! She'll give me free gold- Nanchatte. Like that would happen.
Somebody dropped a piece of bread and when she was going to pick it up. Woops! I stepped on it. "Sorry!" I shouted then ran to the bus stop. I can see the fury in her eyes as I walk to the bus stop.
They say that that woman is actually a witch and she'll reward you free Gaia Gold if you help her! And if I help her, she may help me buy Falling Wish for my Avi's hair- Nah. Gaia Gold? Gaia Online? Then she's a gamer.
When I board the bus, I sat on the back seat. Someone sat beside me then asked me, "Did you get any gold bar?" He asked.
"Gold bar?" I asked with this face ---> ( O . O )?
"That old woman is actually a witch in disguise. And if you help her, she'll give you free gold bar. And if you're a kid, a Happy Meal!" He answered. THE RUMORS WERE REAL!? OTL I should've helped her. "But if you didn't and instead made her angry, she'll curse you." he added.
"A-ano... What kind of curse?" I asked.
"Hmm... Transformation curses?- W-wait! Don't tell me! You made her angry!?" He shockingly asked.
"H-hai..." I answered.
"B-be careful with what you eat then." He said then sat on a seat far away from me.End of Flashback..."I-it's impossible! I swear I was careful with what I ate-" I then remembered that I ate a huge number of street foods yesterday. Goodness... I'm an idiot. So that's why that Vegetable girl called me 'NAAI-KUN' a while ago... Goodness, what should I do now...? Aha! I should I call Riho-chan! I then dialed her number.
She then picked it up. "Ara, Fukumoto-kun. What's the matter?" W-wait... F-fukumoto... KUN!?
"E-excuse me... Why -kun?" I asked.
"You're a guy right? Don't tell me you want me to call you Ainyan or something." She answered.
"So it's official that I'm a guy now huh? Ano... Riho-chan, what's my full name?" I asked uncomfortably. I should've given up my piece of bread... ( TT ^ TT )
"Oh my goodness, what's with you today? Your full name is Fukumoto Baigon." She answered then laughed like there's no tomorrow.
"H-hey! I'm not joking here! Answer me seriously!" I replied angrily.
"Ok, ok." She answered back and then inhaled. "You're full name is Fukumoto Aino." AINO!? SOUNDS LIKE BARNEY THE GREEN DINO! OTL
"T-thanks. I was just checking if you still remember me. That's all." I then hanged up and took a bath. I'm still not used at looking down there but I need to bear with it from now on.
After the bath, I wore my polo and pants then went to school like it's my final day.
Namba University...When I entered school, nobody noticed the change in me. It's like I was really a guy when I enrolled in this school. Sigh... I guess I'll just have to enjoy this curse. The truth is I'm straightly curving to the other side. And thank goodness! Somebody cursed me and I'm finally a guy! Thanks, obaa-san! \o/
[A/N: And the curse had the opposite effect to her brain, YAY. And I was expecting her to be sad... Ok, this story is boring now. Next story. ( = 3 = )]To Miss Author, you're the one who wrote this shiz so bear with it. ( > _ > )
Anyways, when I entered the classroom, as usual, they're noisy. Ha-ha-ha... And my seatmate is still absent. Goodness, that Ogasawara will really be FA if she keeps this up.
Sigh... I guess I'll just have to keep my reputation here.
[A/N: What reputation? You have none of those! 
]( = _ =* ) The reputation of a goody two-shoes student who is always silent, yay.
After a few minutes of waiting... YES! The useless and uninteresting Professor finally arrived! He's late, give him a jacket! He then started answering the Homework in the whiteboard.
“Therefore the answer is 25.” The professor said. I looked at my notebook. Answer = 25. WITWHEW. That Idol is really smart. When we passed our Homeworks, the professor was shocked to see that I got all perfectly. Hahaha, he then approached me and said, “Finally, your efforts have been noticed.” Hahaha, little did this Blockhead know that it was Yamada Nana-san who gave me the answer.
“Thank you. This is all thanks to you, teacher.” I replied politely. Hahahaha. I learned nothing from you to tell the truth. If I could order the management to fire a teacher, It's gotta be you~! Hahahaha.
“By the way, that student is absent again, right?” The professor asked.
“Eh? Ogasawara Mayu-san? Yeah, she's absent again.” A classmate answered. They're apparently talking about my seatmate. Hmm... Ogasawara Mayu... I think I've seen her name in Boogie-. ( O . O? )
"Sigh... Her job is really time consuming. I'll just create handouts for her." He said with a worried face.
I was going to sit properly when I felt a series of successful vibrations from my phone. WHAT THE HECK. It's seems that somebody's been giving me a flood of messages in Boogie Minus. DX OH S!@#! IT'S GIVING ME THE STIMULUS TO PEE! AND THE TOILET IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SCHOOL! ERMEHGERD! WELP! DX
I stood up. The professor wondered. “S-sir! I want to go to the Toilet!” I said with this face ---> ( > w < )
The professor replied, ”Want?” ( O . O? )
OH FUUUUUUUUUUUU! JUST LEMME OUT AND LEMME USE THE FREAKING TOILET! I'M DYING HERE! DX “N-no, sir! I NEED to USE the TOILET.” I said with a grin.
“I see, do it fast then.” He said.
I dashed, like a predator chasing its prey. When I arrived...
Cubicle: OCCUPIED. OH F#$K! SOMEBODY'S INSIDE! DX
While waiting, I listened to the person inside.
“Ooooh... Aaaaaah... T-this f-feels... REFRESHING...” The person inside said.
SAY WHAT!? O///O!!! IS SHE DOING -TOOT- -TOOT- IN THE TOILET!? DX
I then knocked on the door and asked, “O-oi, M-miss, are you alright?” ( > . < )
No answer. Wow. I totally felt the ignorance, dude. Nice talking. ( = _ = )mlm
The girl then went outside. Oh LOL. She went outside, carrying a footmassager. DX She looked at me, with the LOL face.
Like this:
Her face tells me… 「You are an idiot~ Ha~Haha~Ha~Hahaha~Ha~Hahahaha~!」
F#$k you! DX
So I went inside the toilet and did my thing. When I have finally calmed myself down inside the cubicle... I suddenly remembered the Footmassager girl's face. W-wait... Doesn't she kinda look like Maachun from NMB48? Nah. Like-
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The heck! Maachun's full name is Ogasawara Mayu! If she's here, she's just skipping class! I quickly peed then left the cubicle. When I ran out of the cubicle, girl's screamed because I ACTUALLY ENTERED THE GIRL'S TOILET! ARGH! I FORGOT THAT I'M A GUY NOW! OTL
I ran out of the toilet then tried to find her. I then saw her going to another girl's toilet. I held her hand, trying to stop her from hiding on another toilet.
She then sweat dropped then looked at me. "Y-yes? What do you need, mister?" She asked uncomfortably. Haha~! I'm going to make you attend the class, missy! ψ(｀∇´)ψ
"Aren't you my blockmate, Ogasawara Mayu-san?" I asked with a grin.
"N-no! How could I be that girl? E-excuse me but my name is Yuuma!" She answered.
Yuuma!? What a laughable name for your gender. I then opened my smart phone and showed her a picture of NMB48. "You're this girl, right?" I said then winked.
"W-what if I was?! You MEANIE!" She replied with this face --> D:<.
"I'm bringing you to class."
"H-hey! Lemme GO! If you won't let me go, I'll sue you! I'LL
F#$KING SUE YOU, YOU
B!@#$H!"
Yeah, sue this B!@#$H for all the world who cared, Missy. Despite her protests, I dragged her to class.
In front of the class, she introduced herself then whispered something, "
F#$K YOU." I then responded and whispered back, "
F#$K YOU MORE." And then here comes Miss Author and she'll say, 'F#$K YOU MOST!' HURRAY! Yeah right. ( > _ > )
[A/N: I didn't say anything like that, did I? ( > _ > )]Whatever. While we were in class, she kept on stepping on my left foot. Revenge perhaps? Ouch. OUCH. OUCH!!!! In return, I slapped her. Haha, serves you right. ( - _ -* )
She then shouted, "Ouch, Fukumoto-san slapped me! Waaaah~!" then shed crocodile tears. Nice, making it look as if I'm the bad guy. ( > _ > )mlm to you, girl.
"How ungentlemanly, Fukumoto-san." The teacher replied.
"Gomennasai, sensei... I just saw a fly on her cheek, so I slapped the fly expecting it to be killed.
(ON HER FACE. ) I forgot that I was going to hit her face, so I'm sorry." I said with my convincing apology. ( - _ -)V
"Che, fly on my face... This right leg of mine will
FLY to your crotch in break time,
S@#THEAD." Footmassager girl muttered. The professor didn't hear it, I think.
"I see... AHA! To repent for that, you're going to tutor Ogasawara-san." he said as if he thought it helped. W-wait! NO! DUN WANNA! DX
"H-hai..." I answered. I can't do anything, can I? ( = 3 = )
Normal POV...
Meanwhile on NMB48 Theater..."Maachun sure is late today... Did she tell you anything about this, Warukii?" the girl with a Boyish hairstyle asked.
"Nope, Sayanee... I think she's finally attending class- Oops." the flirty-looking girl answered clinging to the girl with the boyish hair then covered her mouth.
"Sigh... I knew it... That girl's really skipping her class." Nana said while posting something on her B- using her laptop.
"Nana, what are you posti-" Sayanee then saw what Nana wrote.
"A simple emoticon can hurt or annoy others.""So you're still affected by that?" Sayanee said with a grin.
"Of course, Sayanee. I can't believe kids these days can easily type those emoticons! They should learn how to respect-"
"The elderly." Milky or Warukii continued.
"Hey! I'm only 21! I'm not that old!" Nana replied.
"You're the oldest member here Nana." Sayanee added.
"Sigh... Ok. Ok. I'm old." Nana said, finally admitting defeat.
After School... 6:00pm...Sigh... Gonna go home then.
As I was going to leave the school, that footmassager girl threw her footmassager behind me and said, "Thanks to you, I'm
f@#king late for my work now! Hmph!" I ignored her and walked home.
Nana POV...
In front of a Convenience Store...Dear mind Diary... Today that trolling Maachun didn't attend practice. I wonder why... That Maachun always attends practice though. And she attends college too... I think. We have a feeling that Maachun uses NMB as an escapegoat in studies. ( = _ ='l| )
Sigh... Anyways, I gotta go home and cook that lazy guy a meal. I then received a text message from my useless younger brother.
"Oi, we just ran out of food stock. Buy and cook food later. Oh! And don't you dare buy instant noodles again. I'm sick of that. BUY PROPER FOOD FIT FOR SOMEONE LIKE ME."What the!? He's complaining about the food I cook now!? Goodness, guess I'll have to buy
PROPER FOOD. That braggart. Ever since he joined that group, he's been getting on my nerves. Well, whatever. Bearing with it is always my option.
As I entered the convenience store, I bumped into a guy, a muscular guy. When I looked at him... He looked familiar.
He then helped me up. "Miss, are you alright? I'm sorry." He then scratched the back of his neck. I think I know him. I then remembered that cute guy from B- (Boogie Minus) who just gave me middle finger. AHA! It's him!
Ainyan POV...Rats! It's Yamada-girl! I just have to slowly walk away and...
"Stop. Don't even take one step away."
"H-hai?"
"You're Naai-kun, right?"
-END OF CHAPTER-
Sorry if it sucks. I'm kinda new to Prose, you see? OTL
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