Author Topic: Woman bit my penis, says police officer (Read 2547 times)

Foxy Brown · « **on:** May 24, 2006, 04:16:34 PM »

AFTER allegedly being punched, kicked, bitten and headbutted repeatedly by a writhing, naked woman he was trying to detain, Constable Anthony Jennings was distracted for just a moment as the door opened on the prison van.
But that was all it took. As the Constable relaxed his grip on his accused attacker, she lunged and allegedly bit him on his penis.

Kei · « **Reply #1 on:** May 24, 2006, 05:02:09 PM »

That's a woman? o_0

This makes me ashamed to be an Australian. It's unfair that a respectable lad like myself has to be grouped with people like her. T_T

Amplifier · « **Reply #2 on:** May 24, 2006, 06:50:04 PM »

Quote from: Kei

That's a woman? o_0

This makes me ashamed to be an Australian. It's unfair that a respectable lad like myself has to be grouped with people like her. T_T

Try being an American sometime.

[size=-3]100th post, huzzah[/size]

JFC · « **Reply #3 on:** May 24, 2006, 07:28:47 PM »

Quote from: Amplifier

Try being an American sometime.

ZING!!!

stoneden · « **Reply #4 on:** May 24, 2006, 10:24:44 PM »

Oh boy, if I was to be bitten at my tip I would sure hope it was someone more feminine. If I was in this situation I would of considered her dangerous and tasered her on the spot.

PirateSkittles · « **Reply #5 on:** May 24, 2006, 11:25:27 PM »

At least he was "okay" down there afterwards. xD

Seriously, that woman has serious agressivity issues.

So first, she wears only a towel. She refuses to get dressed. She picks on a poor little 3-year-old over and over, and she bites him anywhere and everywhere like a rabid dog. I hope she gets locked up.

Sabaku Ika · « **Reply #6 on:** May 25, 2006, 12:25:52 AM »

I first read the title as "Woman bit by penis". That would have even more interesting.

chera · « **Reply #7 on:** May 25, 2006, 08:08:57 AM »

"Woman bit my penis"

That happened to me once, but she was cute and did it playfully :-)

makeme · « **Reply #8 on:** May 25, 2006, 06:27:45 PM »

I would be worried if thats considered "foreplay" to some people.

Jsmurf · « **Reply #9 on:** May 25, 2006, 08:17:01 PM »

ah, he's probably okay. It looks like she does'nt have any teeth