Author Topic: Bank robber asks staff how to do it (Read 1826 times)

Foxy Brown · « **on:** June 05, 2006, 01:45:21 AM »

A would-be Japanese bank robber asked staff how he should carry out the crime before meekly obeying a request to leave and then accidentally stabbing himself in the leg with a knife he was carrying.

A1 · « **Reply #1 on:** June 05, 2006, 02:12:56 AM »

Is it wrong for me to laugh at this?

loreny · « **Reply #2 on:** June 05, 2006, 02:53:20 AM »

hehe *imagines the scene* thats classic, like something out of a movie.

JFC · « **Reply #3 on:** June 05, 2006, 03:21:52 AM »

Quote from: Anghellic1

Is it wrong for me to laugh at this?

Nah.

SeeYa · « **Reply #4 on:** August 25, 2006, 06:18:11 PM »

Quote from: JFC

Nah.

definitely no

this is pretty sad.....it's funny..but sad. =P no wonder he was out of a job...

shadowstar · « **Reply #5 on:** August 25, 2006, 06:21:35 PM »

Quote from: Anghellic1

Is it wrong for me to laugh at this?

Hey, I burst out laughing. Does that tell you anything?

The last part killed me, haha.

aspenx · « **Reply #6 on:** August 25, 2006, 06:30:56 PM »

erm.......haha?

smoothee · « **Reply #7 on:** August 26, 2006, 04:59:47 PM »

awww what a noob..

Rakko · « **Reply #8 on:** August 26, 2006, 06:38:53 PM »

Talk about trying to be dumb and funny at the same time.

Guchi_Jnr · « **Reply #9 on:** August 26, 2006, 07:05:44 PM »

This is actually very common in Japan.

You see, he probably didn't really want to rob the bank as such, but wanted to be arrested due to most likey being homeless and hungry.

I often see stories of homeless men holding up convenience stores, then they just sit down outside and wait for the police to come and take them away.

Remember reading last year, how a homeless guy went to do that, and actual killed a 24year old female shop assistant, just to be arrested.

Rakko · « **Reply #10 on:** August 26, 2006, 07:18:13 PM »

In this modern day we're in you'll never succeed in robbing a bank with a knife.

orion · « **Reply #11 on:** August 27, 2006, 11:33:53 AM »

thats funny, but you cant blame him for trying, where else is he going to get the info, i havent seen a 'bank robbing for dummies' book....

jmantaiwan · « **Reply #12 on:** August 27, 2006, 02:22:20 PM »

After I stopped laughing I kind of feel sorry for this guy... I mean nothing it going right for him... No money, doesn't know what he is doing. Then he fails to rob the bank then to top it all of he stabs himself in the leg... Come on that is the definition of a bad day!