Johnnys TV

[Chatin]

This is a thread dedicated to discussion of the Johnnys TV shows, including Shounen Club, Shounen Club Premium, SMAP X SMAP, Ya-Ya-Yah!, VVV6, Domoto Kyoudai, Mago Mago Arashi, G no Arashi, Hadaka no Shounen and so on and so forth.  



(This post will be made more visually appealing in the very near future.)

Episode Review Guide

Shounen Club
-06.06.11 (Chatin)

Ya-Ya-Yah!
-06.06.04 (Chatin)
-06.06.11 (Chatin)
-06.06.18 (Chatin)
-06.06.25 (Chatin)

[Chatin]

Ya-Ya-Yah! (06.06.04)


Hosting duties go to Koyama and Shigeaki, with backup and a special guest.
And of course, Ya-Ya-Yah is there as well. MY SHOCK.


First up is a cooking segment with Shigeaki and Koyama.  
This friendly looking fellow will teach them how to get around the kitchen...


Shigeaki knows how to handle his eggs...
...While Koyama isn't quite as good with his hands.


So much for knowing the way around the kitchen... the help takes a fall.
While Koyama desperately tries to show off his cooking skills.


When all is said and done, the results certainly look good...
...and by the expression on his face, you just know it tastes good...


I'm excited and Ya-Ya-Yah's excited!  It's the Slow Motion segment!
And Hikaru is anxious to take Kota out with a plate!


Taiyo shows off his martial art skills...
...and Shoon actually breaks the board.


Taiyo is just asking for punishment.  Enough said.


Finally, a performance from Kota, and then all of Ya-Ya-Yah!

Slow Motion Segment - YouSendIt - 125 MB (EXPIRED)

Just Board Breaking Portion:
-YouSendIt - 40 MB (EXPIRED)
-YouTube

[fuyumi]

I just need to say that Micheal Jackson was in SMAPxSMAP last week.

[Chatin]

Shounen Club (06.06.11)









Producer: Kiriyama (Kis-My-Ft2)
Hosts: Koyama (NewS), Nakamaru (KAT-TUN)

Show Setlist
Jibun no Tameni (TOKIO - 2004) - All
MC
Ore-tachi ni Asu wa Aru (SMAP - 1995) - Kis-My-Ft2
Seigi No Mikata Wa Ateni Narana (SMAP - 1991) - J.J. Express
Aki (Otokogumi - 1988) - Fumito (ABC), Kiriyama (Kis-My-Ft2), Question ?
Asu ni Mukatte Hoero (Arashi - 2000) - Ryoichi, Shota, Koichi (ABC x3)
MC
TRY AGAIN - Kis-My-Ft2
MC ~ Kanjani∞ Talk
Osaka Romanesque - Kanjani∞
∞saka Obachan Rock - Kanjani∞
MC
Crazy Accel - A.B.C.
MC
Kizuna (Beatbox Version) - Nakamaru (KAT-TUN)
Understandable - Nakamaru (KAT-TUN)
MC
Gingiragin Ni Sarigenaku (TOKIO - 2004) - Johnnys Jr, Kota, Taiyo (Ya-Ya-Yah! x2)
MC
Gooood - All

I did my best to correctly take down the setlist, but some things may be off.  Just let me know, and I'll fix it up.

For some of you who are still getting into the JE stuff, take note that towards the end of the show, A.B.C. wears one of the outfits that KAT-TUN wore in their Okakyusama wa Kamisami concert!

A.B.C. - Crazy Accel:
-YouSendIt - 22 MB (EXPIRED)
-YouTube

Nakamaru - Kizuna Beatbox & Understandable:
-YouSendIt - 38 MB (EXPIRED)
-YouTube

[shirenuファクトリー]

I watched this: Ya-Ya-Yah! (06.06.04) and this: Shounen Club (06.06.11)

The cooking bit in YYY was boring, except for Koyama whom I like LOL. People who can't cook/bake The slow motion thing was nice, and I think Shoon is pretty. And that's it I guess

SC, most of the performances were like because I dunno these guys. Kanjani8 was lol-worthy as usual o/ Ryo is so weird because appears so cool at times but then turns really goofy with K8. And he's hot >_> The part where the two boys read letters to each other was really weird and gay o_o I thought the other one was graduating,  but then I heard they do this in every ep o_o uh-huh~ Koyama was HOT! He's too skinny though. I actually kept this video to watch it again later, dunno if I will. HEE

[Chatin]

Ya-Ya-Yah! (06.06.11)


The usual cast is here this week, per usual...
...Plus this guy.  I didn't learn his name; You shouldn't either.


This week, Hikaru and Shoon get abandoned on a beach to fend for themselves.
Yeah, this is going to go well.


They have to get the help of a local family...
...in their search for food.  Wow, can't you imagine the fun.


Hikaru and Shoon CAN!
That is.. when they're not cursing out the staff for doing this to them.


Then back to the studio for some quick questions I don't understand.
That guy is really impatient and really annoying.


Yeah... I don't think these guys know how to fish.


Mmm.. fish heads and burnt seaweed getting made back at home.
Definately want to go home to that! /sarcasm


At this point Shoon is thinking: 'Who the F*** thought up this segment?'
Meanwhile, Hikaru ponders about ending his pain in a water-y demise.


When you can't catch a fish...
Buy them from a dirty old man, then proceed to lie about it.


Back at the home of the crazy town folk, Hikaru decides to play with the kids.
And get abused by the psycho children.


This is the point where Hikaru thinks: 'You expect me to eat this S***??'


Hikaru plays with one of the kids, while Shoon ponders whether he will ever escape.
Next week, Ya-Ya-Yah! gets buried in a time capsule! YAY!

[shirenuファクトリー]

Um the Ya seemed very boring this week so I didn't watch it, and I doubt I'll watch it in the future, but I'm willing to watch more SC though.

[Chatin]

Um the Ya seemed very boring this week so I didn't watch it, and I doubt I'll watch it in the future, but I'm willing to watch more SC though.

It was, and the one that aired this past Sunday probably wasn't much better, but I'll still do a summary when I get it.  Don't worry, if there is something hilarious worth seeing, I'll make sure you see guys see it!

[suki*]

I just need to say that Micheal Jackson was in SMAPxSMAP last week.

He was. XDD And it was a surprise visit. XDD Their expressions when he showed up out of the blue was pure gold! ^o^

I should watch more varieties other than SMASMA and DK but aii... I wanna retire... :evil:

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He was. XDD And it was a surprise visit. XDD Their expressions when he showed up out of the blue was pure gold! ^o^

I should watch more varieties other than SMASMA and DK but aii... I wanna retire... :evil:

Before you retire, you should do some episode summaries for us.  I'm still not sure whether I'm up to watching some of those other's yet.  The wonderful part of having both new and old fans of Johnnys stuff is that there is always someone who likes and knows about something that others may not.

[suki*]

Ohh nonono... XDD I'm NEVER retiring from JE-loving!! ^o^ Just need to retire from WORK so that I can concentrate on JE and H!P and dorama and all other things 24/7 instead!! WHEE~!!! ^o^

I'll try and find my VCD for the SMASMA sports competition and up that. That was HILARIOUS even if you don't know nuts about the Japanese language. XDDD

*goes make a note in her diary to go dig in THE BOX again*

[Daisuki Daiiyo]

lol yeesh, where the heck do you get all of these shows from? Oh and I watched a few SC's. Too many performances for me xD I like DK though.

But I did like that one that was produced by KT and the theme was KAT-TUN. It was subbed by the BNS people, pretty interesting.

[suki*]

Hehehe! Before the days of BT, there was a Jent VCD shop in HK that me and my friends got JE stuff from. It's located on the top floor of this really seedy building. And the building's tenants are SO dodgy that on our last visit there, friend and me just managed to sneak out before the police raided the place coz it sells craploads of bootleg and pirated stuff, not mentioning tons of porn. XDDD

But!! XDD For all it's dangers, that place was cool. XDD It had really current stuff, like DK and SMASMA episodes being sold were just 2/3 weeks old. Max. And that time, before BT was so widely used, that was FAST. And there was this shop downstairs that sold VCD editions of fancam recordings of concerts so you REALLY got to watch everthing!

In short, that place was WILD!! XDDD

[Chatin]

The usual Ya-Ya-Yah! gang.. with Yabu looked a bit odd.
And a cute guest.. for once.


We have some Tegoshi and Masuda hosting our "Let's Make Fun Of People" segment.
Wow.. these NewS backups all look the same to me.


A girl is... in mid-henshin mode?
Oh wait, just one of many people made to embarrass themselves for ratings.


Look, an old man saying something.
Masuda loves old men who say things!


"Hey kids, get out of my yard!" Huh?  Oh wait.. that was his attempt at the pose the others were doing.
He wins an award for being a failure.


Let's all do hopscotch like the little girl!  Can't be too hard, right?
She seems to be.. alright at it...


Gangsta Idol in the house!!
Masuda is just not paying attention anymore.


And some Gangsta hopscotch!  Not dangerous at all...
Oh wait.. apparently the game is only for kids.


What is she.. trying to.. oh.. she's trying to hopscotch.
Another award for being a failure!  Yay!  Congrats!


The lady says something she may or may not have intended to be humorous.
Shoon is going to have a seizure either way.


Next, we get to go to this factory!  Why pay kids below minimum wage when you can use idols for free?


Shoon and Hikaru will go through special processes to destroy jeans...
To get results like this! WOW! MY SHOCK! AKIRA SHOCK!


This thing looks sort of like an S&M sex toy...
Now to let the guys use it!  Like it, Hikaru?


Use it on the JEANS!! You perverts!
Shoon is having an.. interesting time using it.


Hikaru hurries to use it next.
And seems to be.. ahem.. enjoying it.. quite a lot.


Hikaru comes out of a rock tumbling thing... I don't know why he was in there.
Insert fun screenshot here.


"We are going to put our jeans in there?  WHAA~~?" Why the shock?
The machine fights back!  Run Shoon! Run!


Hikaru means business now.  He got the plastic gloves out.  Kinky.
The guys have to hold the jeans up like this after every step.  Just to make sure they didn't turn into shirts or something.


Insert pointless Ya-Ya-Yah! advertising here.


Let's rip the jeans up..
And burn them up.. wow.. violent.


In the end, you can all have hobo, bum jeans, just like these!
And for the unveiling...


BOND! JAMES.. oh wait.. it's Hikaru and Shoon. Damn.
With stylish jeans though.


Hikaru's uber cool tears..
And a sexy tear up Shoon's butt.  


More tears in Shoon's pants..
And a cute streak up Hikaru's leg.
To be honest, I sort of like the jeans.  I wouldn't mind having a pair.. if I didn't have to pay.


Finally, Ya-Ya-Yah's performance of their new song "Summer x Summer x Summer"!

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Same old... wierd-ass cast...
Plus some old obachan.


Anyways, Koyama joins us in the Slow Motion Segment this time...
And Taiyo is giddy beyond repair.


The guys plan to catch the popcorn in their mouths, and Taiyo looks a little too experienced.
The popcorn fights back and burns them.


Taiyo tries again.  So desperate to show off his skills to Koyama.
Yay, slow motion popcorn!


What did those guys want to catch in their mouths?  Orange ya glad Koyama didn't say a banana?
Slow motion home-made flamethrower.  Pretty cool!


What's better than a wet dog?
A slow motion mutant wet dog!


Koyama tries to pick up the old lady with his "OMG, my eyes burn! I'm blind!" routine.  
Fails yet again.. I hope.


ZOMG!  I hope those are her monomanes and not sisters!


Hikaru plans his trip to bum food off of people.  This time taking Yabu.
On the way, they practice saying "I'm so hungry!" in case they meet a gaijin.


GAIJIN ALERT!
YYYah: Excuse Me!
Gaijin: *keeps walking*
YYYah: Do you speak japanese?
Gajin: No.  *keeps walking*
YYYah: Sorry...
YYYah: Thank you...
YYYah: 'dumbass gaijin!'


Hikaru is used to starving on the streets now, but Yabu just isn't up to it.
Even this dirty old woman won't give them some of her melons.. err.


Finally, someone responds to them!  She's just excited and yells out IDOL IDOL!
Hikaru prays for food.


A bicycle woman, blocking traffic, finally agrees to make them a meal.
A lone female and two young, supple idols in her private home... The producers are very trusting.


Hikaru and Yabu wait in the living room letting the female do all the work.


And for supper, her young son!
Yabu thinks about devouring him whole.


The meal actually looked good this time.
And they take a photo for the... wonderful... memories.


The show ends with a Ya-Ya-Yah! x JJ Express preformance...
And next week... WTF?  Nevermind.. I have no words for this!

[Princess Pudding]

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