Translated by Ronin from H!OI translated the funniest part of today's Morning Jogakuin with Harunan, Maachan and Odango. It's quite long, so I put it in a quote.Quote (After an email asking if there were any H!P members they talked to a lot and became friends with at this H!P concert tour...) Satou: Gasp! There is one! Here, here, here, here, here!! Iikubo: Alright, Satou-san, go ahead. Oda: Yes, go ahead. Satou: Yamaki Rika-chan. Oda: It's Risa. Satou: Yamaki Rika-chan. Iikubo: Ahahaha! (slams the table four times) Oda: It's Risa. Satou: wwwww Oda: It's Risa. Iikubo: You've got to be kidding me! (lol) Satou: Yamaki-chan! Iikubo: You can't be friends if you don't know her name! (lol) Oda: Did you really become friends? (lol) Satou: Eh, well, I guess, we didn't really become friends. Oda: Yeah. Satou: But we talked a lot. Iikubo/Oda: Ahhh. Satou: You see, this time, we did this song called "Iroppoi Onna No Ko" (Sexy Girl) together. Iikubo: It's "Iroppoi Onna" (Sexy Woman). (lol) Oda: Yeah, it's "Iroppoi Onna" (Sexy Woman). (lol) Satou: Yeah, we did that one together. Iikubo: Yeah. Satou: And then, we were together in the same group. Iikubo: You mean "unit". Satou: Right. And I got to talk a lot with Yamaki-chan. Oh, with Yokoyan too. Iikubo: Yokoyan is in the same group as you! (lol) Okay. Satou: So yeah, we're not friends now, but we got to talk a lot. Iikubo: I see. Satou: Like "Yeah, I know what you mean!". Oda: Ahh... Satou: And about this and that. Oda: You didn't... you don't talk with your Kouhai at all, right? Satou: I can't. I can't because I never know what to say. Iikubo: Ahh, I'm like that too. Satou: If it was someone from my gen, I could just talk about something stupid. Iikubo: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Satou: And they'd just go along with it. Iikubo: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Oda: Ahh... Satou: But if it's a Kouhai, I can't talk about something stupid. Iikubo: Yes, yes, yes, yes! I know exactly what you mean! Satou: You know? Iikubo: Yeah. Satou: Even if I want to talk about something normal... Iikubo/Oda: Yeah. Satou: It's not like I can enforce it. Iikubo: Yes, yes! Satou: And I end up feeling like I'm just wasting my time, when I catch myself trying too hard. Iikubo/Oda: Yeah. Sstou: But as you can see, it's just Maa thinking I can't talk to them. If they came to talk to me, I'd be happy and I'd never turn them down. Iikubo: Yeah. Satou: This time, with Yamaki-chan, I... Oda: It's quite rare for a Kouhai to go up to a Senpai and talk to them though. Iikubo: True... Satou: If it was me, I might have no problem talking to a Senpai. Iikubo/Oda: Ahh... Iikubo: Ah, you're probably right. Satou: Yeah. Because Maa went up to both Harunan and Odango first. Odango is my Kouhai, but she's older than me and I still did it. That's just how I am. Iikubo/Oda: Yeah. Satou: That's why I always think "Come talk to me, I won't bite.". Iikubo: Yes, yes, yes! Satou: Just like Maachan went up to Harunan to talk to her back then. Iikubo/Oda: Yeah. Satou: Yeah. Iikubo: I know exactly what you mean. Satou: I mean, think about it! Masa is 17 and Harunan is 18! Oda: Ah, no, no. (lol) Iikubo: Ah. (lol) I'm so happy♪ We're only one year apart. (lol) Oda: "One year apart". (lol) Satou: Hahahaha! Iikubo: Only one year apart. (lol) Yeah, we're only one year apart, Maachan. (lol) Satou: I'm 17 and you're... Oda: Satou-san, you're 18. Satou: Huh...? Iikubo: Hehe. Satou: No, I'm not. Iikubo: Maachan, you're 18! Oda: Hehehe. Satou: Oh no! This is bad!! Iikubo: You're 18. (lol) Oda: Hehehehe. Iikubo: And that is bad. (lol) Satou: I'm 18... Iikubo: That's bad in more ways than one. (lol) Oda: This is baaaad! Satou: I'm 18 and you're 24! Iikubo: No! I'm 22! (lol) Satou: Hehe! Oda: Hehehehe. Satou: Just think about it! Oda: Let's all calm down first. (lol) Iikubo: Yeah. Hehehehe. Satou: Think about an 18-year-old going up to an 23-year-old to talk to her. Iikubo: I said I'm 22! (lol) Oda: Hmmm. (lol) Satou: Okay, you're 22. Iikubo: Yeah. Satou: I mean, if Masaki was normal, I wouldn't just talk to you like that. Oda: Well, at the very least, you'd have to use polite speech. Satou: Yeah, right? But Masaki still just went up to you. Iikubo: Yeah. Satou: Even though Harunan was older than me, a Senpai in real life... Iikubo: Yeah. Satou: Masaki was like "Ah, I want to talk to this older girl." and you were the first member I talked to during the audition. Iikubo: You're right! Oda: Huh... Iikubo: You were the first person I talked to too, Maachan! Satou: Yeah. I asked Harunan "What's your name? Where are you from? What were you doing?" just like that. Iikubo: Yes, yes, yes! Oda: Huh... Satou: I thought "This older girl is so pretty. I wanna talk to her.". Iikubo: Eh, that makes me so happy♪ You're making me blush. Oda: What a nice thing to say. (lol) Satou: That was when I was 12. Iikubo: Yeah. Satou: And Harunan was 18. Iikubo: Yeah. (lol) I was 16 though. Satou: 16. Hahahahaha. Iikubo: Hehehehe. Oda: Satou-san, you're so bad with numbers. (lol) Iikubo: Seriously. (lol) Oda: Because you're bad with kanji too. (lol) Iikubo: Yeah. Satou: Yeah, that's why... Iikubo: But Maa is the kind of girl who can easily go up to people to talk to them. Satou: Yeah. That's why I'd wish my Kouhai would come up to me too. Iikubo: Me too. Satou: That's what I think. Iikubo/Oda: Yeah. Satou: But this time, I guess it wasn't me who made the first step. Iikubo: Ah, I see. This time, it was Yamaki-chan who made the first step. Oda: Ahh...