The Morning Musume Thread (モーニング娘。)

[Stirfry]

 

[metoice]

高橋愛………歴代最強天然エース（リーダー）
新垣理沙……うるさい小姑（サブリーダー）
田中れいな…博多弁の女。ツンデレヤンキー
道重さゆみ…ブサかわ。毒舌ナルシスト
光井愛佳……関西のおばちゃん。劣化版あやや

譜久村聖……エロい団地妻。巨顔巨乳なのでポスト道重さゆみ
生田衣梨奈…AKBこじはるファンで正統派美人系。ポスト亀井絵里
鞘師里保……薄めの皇室系顔。ポスト小川麻琴
鈴木香音……けしからんおっぱいなのでポスト石川梨華

[Slack]

高橋愛………歴代最強天然エース（リーダー）
新垣理沙……うるさい小姑（サブリーダー）
田中れいな…博多弁の女。ツンデレヤンキー
道重さゆみ…ブサかわ。毒舌ナルシスト
光井愛佳……関西のおばちゃん。劣化版あやや

譜久村聖……エロい団地妻。巨顔巨乳なのでポスト道重さゆみ
生田衣梨奈…AKBこじはるファンで正統派美人系。ポスト亀井絵里
鞘師里保……薄めの皇室系顔。ポスト小川麻琴
鈴木香音……けしからんおっぱいなのでポスト石川梨華

Sometimes I wonder if you really know what some of the 2ch stuff you repost means, lol.
It says...

Takahashi Ai - Strongest natural ace (ever?). (leader)
Niigaki Risa - Annoying/loud sister-in-law. (sub-leader)
Tanaka Reina - Hakata-ben woman. Tsundere yankee.
Michishige Sayumi - Ugly-cute. Poison-tongued narcissist.
Mitsui Aika - Kansai old lady. (Probably closer to "hag".) A poor man's Ayaya.

Fukumura Mizuki - Sexy "apartment wife". (Something like a desperate housewife I think.) Giant face and giant boobs make her the next Michishige Sayumi.
Ikuta Erina - AKB Kojiharu fan & classic beauty. The next Kamei Eri.
Sayashi Riho - Thin eyes like the face of an Imperial Family member. The next Ogawa Makoto.
Suzuki Kanon - Ridiculously large boobs make her the next Ishikawa Rika.


Funny to see this one particular 2ch user's perspective.

[metoice]

110102HP2011ConcertWinter.mp3 177MB. - http://www.twitter.com/?d=6AZV501F

[mode107]

Cross post:

A snippet of 9th gen begins at 0:37.
Gaki rubbing Erina's head + Aichan putting her arm around Kanon + Sayu and Riho greeting for the first time is quite adorable.

[metoice]

110104 PON! - Morning Musume 9 Gen.avi [22.06MB]

http://www.mediafire.com/?7f76tcn3t6auu3v

[mode107]

I'm gonna miss this Musume, but I'm quite excited for the new members.

[metoice]

http://gree.jp/michishige_sayumi/blog/entry/536785295

[strawb3rrykream]

^
OMG what is Ai-chan wearing~???

[rndmnwierd]

^More like, what isn't she wearing?

[mode107]

Post #4000 Goes to Morning Musume!

I'm thankful to have discovered Momusu in the summer of 2006. I'm excited for the new 9 nin. May fortune come their way in 2011 and beyond!
That sounded kinda cheesy.

[mmsuki]

its the subbed version of the rokkies MC during the grad..

[usagi_no_kami]

Here you go, this weeks' and very first.....
110106 Morning Musume- FIVE STARS 001
http://www.sendspace.com/file/h79tnj

Playlist:
1. Morning Musume: Fantasy! ga Hajimaru
2. Morning Musume: Ano Hi ni Modoritai
3. T-Pistonz + KMC: Saikyo de Saiko

* "Akemashite Omedetou Gozaimasu! Morning Musume Takahashi Ai desu"
- announces Morning Musume in charge

* Opening Talk Theme: New Years'
- talks about being 24, going to be 25 this year
- fans worrying if she'll be okay ( because of her age)
- tour t-shirts; (something about when she was 19- 20)
- says she'll do her best
- announces that her guest will be Risa Niigaki

* Five Pleasures Corner: Member ga Hitorizutsu
- This is where Risa Niigaki comes in
- Risa talks about hosting the last of the Monday Five Stars alone and how she was lonely
and now hosting with Aichan makes her happy
- Saikoro (dice) talk: they roll the dice to decide what topic to talk on
- First Talk theme: Imadakara iimasu (something I couldn't say until now?)
- Risa talking: Aichan is Yube Osuruna (?); Kawaii
Tanaka Reina- shouganai; Big Bang (Korean Group)
- Second Talk theme: Watashi no Baka
- Risa talking: jibun no tenni; wanting an iPhone? (asking Mama, Papa for one?); Little sister says something and
Risa was embarrassed; Usagi on the news; sunglasses on her head (?); little sister
- Aichan talking about her mother
Aichan: "Niigaki-san baka desuyo"
Risa: "Haaaa~!"

* "Stay tuned, we'll be right back, 76.1 Inter FM" Risa is more big with her parts...probabaly used to it when hosting with Eri

* Listener Letters:
- Letter about the new members; Talk about the members left; Junjun/Linlin graduation it was lonely after; when the Rokkies first joined first time Gokkies had kouhai;
Mitsui Aika; Junjun, Linlin (something about a first); they're excited, say it'll be fun
- Aichan asks Risa if she'll come back next week; Risa says of course

** Ending:
Ai and Risa saying the show was fun; Risa mentioning it was "fresh" (something new to her)
Risa talking about Ai on the show

** Promos:
H!P 2011 Winter ~Kangei Shinsen Matsuri~ concert concert

"Bye bye~!"
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Judging from the first episode it seems pretty much still Aichans' show as she's alone until the "Five Pleasures Corner" where the guest comes in and then stays until the end of the show.

[usagi_no_kami]

Here it is, this weeks' .........
Morning Musume- FIVE STARS 002
http://www.sendspace.com/file/cgs6yz 

Playlist:
1. Morning Musume: Bravo!
2. Morning Musume: Onna ga Medatte Naze Ikenai
3. Morning Musume: 1 Kara 10 Made Aishite Hoshi!
4. T-Pistonz + KMC: Chiisana Koi no Monogatari

* Opening: Aichan talks about her graduation; the new members
- Announces that the member joining her today will be Niigaki Risa

* Five Pleasures Corner: Dice Talk ( they have a list of topics and the number that comes up on the die is the topic they talk on)
- Risa comes in at this point
- topic for Risa: Monomane- Risa does a monomane of Maru-chan(?)
Risa: Tama-chan
Aichan: Eeh? Ikenai. (no good)
Risa: Ohana!
Aichan: Wakkanai!
- Risa then asks Aichan to do a monomane
Aichan: Yadda! Aaa~h!
- I think the monomane Risa was doing was Stitch; Aichan and Risa start talking about Stitch
- Risa starts doing another Monomane (sounds like a gangster talking)
- Aichan does a monomane of someone(?)
Aichan: eeee~!
- Risa does it also; Aichan: Sazae-san &  Doraemon
- Risa: Shin-chan
- Aichan does a monomane of Doi Takako requested by Risa

* "Stay tuned, we'll be right back, 76.1 Inter FM"

* Listener Letters:
- Letter from Savanna-san: about TakaGaki(?); talking about iPhone, gummies

* Ending:
- Risa says the talk between the two was fun
- talking about the monomanes

** Promos:
H!P 2011 Winter ~Kangei Shinsen Matsuri~ concert tour- dates

* Aichan: Gaki-san, Matta Itsuka! ( bye till another day(?))
Aichan: see you next week!
Both: Bye bye!

[muppet]

Looking forward to thefuture with Momu, and always enjoy discovering new nuggests of gold from their past- such as this Sept, 2004 release:

[usagi_no_kami]

Here's this weeks'.....
Morning Musume- Five Stars #3 (Aichan, Aika)
http://www.sendspace.com/file/wjn6tx

* Rotation Guest: Aika Mitsui
* Opening Talk Theme: Test
- Aika talks about being in her 3rd year of high school
- she talks about her teacher
- Aichan talks about sushi; 1st year

1. Morning Musume: Sungoi My Birthday
(the girls mess up announcing it the first time and have to do it again)

* Five Pleasures Corner: Dice Talk
- Aichan talks about when Risa was on explaining the Dice talk for Aika
- 1st talk theme: Ima kara Monomane oshimasu: Aika does a monomane of Stitch, Aichan doesn't get it; Aika talks about
Stitch; Aika does another monomane of "Semi"(?).. must be a snake as she's just hissing
- 2nd talk theme: San domo meshiori mo kore ga Suki(?); Aika says it "san domo meshiori mo Gohan ga suki"
 Aichan talks about going out to eat with Aika; senpai, kouhai
Aika talking about loving food
Aichan talking about when they were in China for a television show
Aika mentions something(?) and Aichan starts talking about a picture during the Hawaiian FC Tour;
- Aichan asks Aika about the corner... she says it was fun

* "Stay tuned, we'll be right back, 76.1 Inter FM"

* Listener Letters:
- Letter from Fancy Princess about being surprised by Aichans' graduation announcement and about the 9th Gen and other stuff
talk about the 5 now and how there'll be 4 left and the 4 new members; mention of Berryz, S/mileage, C-ute, and ManoEri
Aichan mentions about the Fall tour and Aika mentions it's creeping up; Aichan talks about past member graduations (Kei, Gocchin)
Aika says it'll be her first Leader Grad.(?); talks about the grads of Eri and Koha; manager(?);
Aika talking more about when Aichan graduates
Aika congratulates Aichan on her graduation

2. Morning Musume: Denwa de ne
3. Erina Mano: Seishun no Serenade

* Ending:
- Asking Aika how the show went.. she says it went by fast
Aichan mentions something about Aika; Tsunku
The girls do more talking

** Promos:
H!P 2011 Winter ~Kangei Shinsen Matsuri~- dates
Something about March (Aika: Kina Matsuri) Aichan mentions something about a play(?); Berryz and S/mileage mentioned

~ Bye Bye!~

[Slack]

Some new fanart from Japan!


Pretty good likenesses, no?

(Don't have Aika pic yet)

[metoice]

^

NOT aika?????????? T_T

[mode107]

^ Reminds me of a noble family portrait

They all look good, but I don't like Riho's pose, especially in the full body shot. I'm sure she'll get better.

[Slack]

Interesting how only Aichan is wearing a bright color.

Something about their eyes looks a little off to me.
Maybe it's that it only looks like Zukki is the only one who even looks close to having a real smile.

In any case, great to see them all in one photo at last.