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Offline Princess Pudding

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« Reply #20 on: August 04, 2006, 03:11:27 AM »
:lol:

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« Reply #21 on: August 06, 2006, 04:53:45 AM »
Okay fine.

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Deep under the sands of Kazakhstan, tivx sat alone in his underground lair. Why had his perfect plan failed? Surely it was so inventive that it just had to work. But still, the members of Hello! Project were not wearing tivx brand jeans, therefore he was not touching any Hello! Project butt! The entire world was wearing them, but not Hello! Project. Something was stopping them. But what?

“Sir,” his sexy assistant suki* came over the intercom “we have a guest.”

They had arrived! The person that would solve all their problems! The doors opened and in strutted…

thatguy was coming around. Princess_Pudding and arian were standing over him, ready to interrogate.

“Wha… What happened?”

arian, despite the fact that she is Filipino, spoke with a Latino accent. “We found pictures of us in your room! Badly photoshopped pictures of us. You photoshopped your own face into them! We want an explanation!”

“Oh those! Haha, relax ladies! There is nothing sinister about those. I merely wanted to see what I’d look like as a princess and a maid. You understand, right?”

Princess_Pudding, who had been silent thus far, still said nothing. Instead she kicked thatguy in the face, again knocking him unconscious. She then hoisted up her elaborate dress and stomped up to Captain daigong, who was again berating Masa for something out of his control; this time, the weather.

“Damn it Masa, make it more sunny! This isn’t good enough… Why hello, Princess_Pudding! You are looking ravishing today, if I do say so myself, and I do, which is why I said it. Anyway, is there anything Masa can help you with?”

“I want thatguy over there put in the brig for the remainder of the journey. He is a pervert and a scoundrel!” she exclaimed, pointing.

“Alas, Madame, on the U.S.S. John E. Badass, perversion is not illegal, but encouraged!” proclaimed Masa proudly.

“Well I never!” and she stomped off once again.

Meanwhile, in the TV Tokyo building, a mysterious man had arrived. In his hand he had a pokeball. He went to the studio where they taped Hello! Morning and then called forth his pokemon, an insidious little one called psymon. During the filming of World Pucchi Games, he used psymon to control Morning Musume, and the entire set, save for one man he did not see. That one man, was tenkei, who had snuck in there.

tenkei managed to get a glimpse of the mysterious man through the set, and was surprised to see his old friend…
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美しい女を 採集する
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« Reply #22 on: August 06, 2006, 07:35:09 AM »
poor TG :lol:
Masa and Dai :lmao: it's so damn funny cause they sometimes say weird shit  like that in the chatroom :lmao:

suki the sexy assistant :drool:

genius again i say!! :thumbsup :thumbsup

now, i wonder who tenkei saw........ :o

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« Reply #23 on: August 08, 2006, 03:28:55 PM »
it's hilarious!

wish I was in it..

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« Reply #24 on: August 08, 2006, 07:43:53 PM »
Quote from: cool_kickin_dude
it's hilarious!

wish I was in it..

omg, be careful what you wish for :O

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« Reply #25 on: August 09, 2006, 11:54:37 PM »
:lol:

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« Reply #26 on: August 15, 2006, 11:09:43 PM »
>.> <.< Why do I get the feeling in the next episode I'll be someone's condiment? XD

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« Reply #27 on: August 15, 2006, 11:15:04 PM »
lol Mayo

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« Reply #28 on: August 22, 2006, 03:12:06 PM »
I mean it! I'm probably gonna be used as a condiment with some weird "perverted" way of using me! XD

[if that makes sense, I just woke up. XD]

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« Reply #29 on: August 28, 2006, 03:52:50 AM »
Quote from: Mayonaise
I mean it! I'm probably gonna be used as a condiment with some weird "perverted" way of using me! XD

[if that makes sense, I just woke up. XD]


That would be soo funny. Can't wait till next one comes out

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« Reply #30 on: October 02, 2006, 12:50:33 AM »
XD

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« Reply #31 on: October 22, 2006, 09:42:00 AM »
I'm a saucy maid with a Latina accent that gets to punch someone's lights out?

WIN! :lol: Awesome job, can't wait for more of these, they're hilarious!

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