Another day at H!P

[Mikan]

hehehe Yuuko so funny!!

Ah...its nice to have such a high dosage!

[freya86]

Seriously, I just couldn't stop laughing!!! So many chapters and all so damn funny!!!! Two thumbs up!!!

Tradition. It's what brings us together and makes us feel close year after year."
"Thats not the traditon," Kei inturrupted. "I'ts the alcohol."

Mostly everyone at Kana ends up drunk. Some end up other things.

"Get Rescue out of here before I get them out of Hello Pro!" Yuuko shouted. "No respect for those that came before you!"

This part so reminds me of that Utaban episode with the 2000 shuffles when Yuko threatened Nacchi to have her thrown out of H!P *rofl*

[Sukoshi]

I have no idea how you put out so many chapters in such a short time span but I'm definietly impressed!

now if you ever feel like doing another story I think the History of Kana would make an excellent series  *tries to think of all the possible senarios that could  occur at kana but decides to leave it to erink*  

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After the RuRu fiasco calmed down, it was back to business. The meeting continued on into the afternoon and some of the final ponits were being discussed.
"So one of the final orders of buisness, would be" Yuuko flipped a peice of paper over, "initiation"

Every year at Kana the rescue team was put through initiation. It basically ammounted to the girls playing pranks and tricks on them throughout Kana. Originally the girls waited untill they had been drinking to start the initiation. But, after  Kana 2002 in which a large majority of girls experienced power tool related injuries durring the pranks, it was moved to earlier in the day.

Tsuji stood up. "I'd like to say that we haven't experienced pranks of this level since Kana '01" She paused for dramatic effect, allowing the girls to 'ohhh' and 'aahhh'. She smilled and sat down satisfied. Yuuko turned and looked at her.
"That was a good year."
"It truely was."  most of the girls concured.
"I thought it left a little something to be desired."  Mari stated.
"That's because you were knocked out for half of it." Yuuko concluded.
Mari breathed in so that it made a small hissing sound, and then started shaking her head.
 "The shouldn't put those pipes so low..."
Everyone paused, wheighing the value of her statement, and recalling what they could of Kana '01.
"Well" Yuuko cut in, bringing everyone back to reality. "So, pranks are under control and set to be concluded by 10 on the day of. You can obviously start anytime before that on the night of the 8th, as I'm sure you have already been instructed by the initiation commitee. Moving on, the last order would be the color groups. Ishikawa, the color groups."

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Ishikawa stood up and smiled, then returned to her seat.
"As you know, this year at Kana we plan to introduce the color groups. Basically for transportation and rescue reasons we feel the color groups would greatly benifit everyone. I have worked with Asami disscussing previous attempts at some sort of system. After reviewing why each failed miserably, I think I came up with the solution. You will be put into groups of five. So I will start calling out the names and groups now." She adjusted one of her papers. "The first group features our two birthday girls, Nakazawa, Kei, and Mari. They will be the white group. I put alot of thought into what color they should get, and I figured that white would be"
"Ishikawa"
" very fitting seeing as they are both from"
"Ishikawa"
"the lovely prefecture of"
There was a loud slam as someone dropped a book of plans on their table.
Rika coughed and looked down at the table.
"So as I was saying, the White Group. Next we have the Pink Group."
Goto turned around to Miki "one guess as to who's in the Pink Group" Miki snickered and leaned back in her seat.
"Pink Group: Shibata, Non, Gottsan, Makoto, and Me!"
So far the girls called were pretty pleased with their groups. Maybe Rika wasn't as air headed as they thought.
"Green Group: Yossie, Ayaka, Mai, Aya, and Miki."
Miki gave Yossie two thumbs up from her seat and Yossie gave an exagerated nod.
"Yellow Group: Miuna, Asami, Inaba, Kore, and Erika"
Some started to get the feeling that the groups were getting a little random.
"Blue Group: Murata, Masae, Saito, Yui, and Reina"
Reina gave a somewhat confused look. She started out strong but...
"And finally, Red Group: Takahashi, Eri, Sayumi, Risa, and Maeda Yuki"
Yuuko turned to look at Rika.
"I trust you put actual thought into this"
"Of course I did," Rika said very seriously "I talked with Asami about past occurances with some people and placed them into groups I feel will be the most effective."
Everyone still looked like they were skeptical. Rika looked around.
"For instance, Risa's not allowed to drink after last year's Kana, right?"
Everyone nodded.
"So I placed her with Maeda so there would be someone responsible with her."
Everyone nodded and went 'ooohhh'
"Okay, now that makes sense" Yuuko concluded.

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"Well, that concludes this meeting. I trust everyone will get rest and be fully prepared for this years Kana. If there is nothing else, I think we're done here."
Yuuko stood up, satisfied, and started to reorganize her papers.
And with that, everything was decided. The girls left. And now it was just a waiting game.

[black velvet]

KANA ROXORS. lol


Can't wait to see how crazy this will get.

[rndmnwierd]

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD *passes out from laughing so hard*

[Sukoshi]

lol i'm starting to really love the idea of a crazed drunk risa!  she was probably just as cute and so confused during last years kana!

and I wonder if the power tool related injuries had something to do with mari...she sure loves the storage equipment afterall

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"So if you just follow the instuctions, it's really not that hard. Plus you already practiced it a few times." Tsuji said as she looked at the peice of paper Murata was holding. Mai made she she had everything one last time. Since hurting her leg Tsuji had decided to take the role of supervisor on the pranks. It was too risky if something went wrong or they needed to make a quick exit with her in this condition.
"All right, we're ready."
"Let's get going then." Murata said.
Tsuji sat down at her kitchen table. It had her cell phone, walkie talkie, maps, and diagrams all spread out. It was 8 o'clock. Time for her to check in with the distractions. She picked up her cell and scrolled to Saito's number in her phone book.
"Hello."
"Saito, how's it going?"
"Well, we just sat down for some dinner."
"Excellent, Team 1 and 2 are already starting. We are waiting for conformation on Teams 3 to 5"
"Ah, everybody! Nono says hi!"
"We'll be in touch."
click.
Miki, Yossie, Korenaga, Reina, Erika, and Ogawa showed up excactly on time, only a few seconds after she hung up with Saito.
"1 and 2 have already started. Leave the bags here, just take what you need now. Remember, they aren't coming back until 8:30. Miuna is tailing them to warn us if they change their plans. Asami is posted at the door to give us a warning and we have back ups to delay them incase you get in trouble. 8:05, start!" And with that the girls took off down the halls.

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Murata and Mai(Team 2) were hard at work in Chinami's bathroom. So far they had already finnished in Momoko's and Saki's room's. They were on schedule. While Mai finished securing the showerhed, Murata placed a call into command.
"Control, this is Team 2, over"
"Team 2, this is Control"
"Team 2 has successfully completed it's thrid target. Requesting to know Team 1's status, over."
Static came over the walkie talkie's speaker.
"Team 2, Team 1 is on schedule. They are finnishing their third target as well. Over"
"Estimated time?"
"Another 5 minutes. Over"
"Should we complete 4th target? Over."
"Yes, cleared to complete 4th target."
"Understood."
"After completion report back to base. Over and out."
By that time Mai was putting the last bolt in place. One room left, and the first two teams were done. For now.

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Soon after Tsuji finnished talking to Team 2, Miuna called.
"Yes?"
"We have a problem."
Tsuji looked up in disbelief.
" Erika's leaving practice now."
"What about the others?"
"Everyone else seems to be staying. Maybe she's sick or something."
"How long?"
"She should only be 10 minutes."
They both hung up the phone.
Tsuji looked at her maps. What team would be closest? She lunged for the walkie talkie.
"Team 4(Miki and Miki)!"
"This is Team 4."
"Stop what you are doing and go to Erika's room imediately!"
The other Miki picked up.
"We're right in the middle of this, we can't leave everything now."
"You have to, she's on her way, only about 10 minutes, you need to be done, out, and in another room in 7."
"Son of a bitch"
The walkie talkie pcked up the sounds of movement and objects being pushed aside.

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"Son of a bitch"
Miki looked at the other Miki. Imediately they both picked up their stuff and went running, out of the room, and down the hall. She was the last door on this floor, right? Miki went charging through the door and both of the girls went to work.

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"Should I distract them?'
"No, don't, stay in your position."
Tsuji hung up with Asami. She went for the walkie talkie.
"Team 3(Yossie and Ogawa), I need you to go to Yajima's room next. Team 4 was half way through so you need to finish it up. Erika is on her way back. All Teams need to be on high alert. Move to plan B."
"Got it!"
Tsuji changed frequencies.
"Team 5! Erika is on her way back, high alert. Stop what you are doing and imediately move to Airi's room. In 5 minutes all Teams need to move to plan b"
"Ok"

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Team's 1 and 2 returned to Tsuji's room.
"Come on, Erika's on her way back. Distractions. Both teams take the elevators. I'll handle the stairs."
All the girls nodded and sprinted down to the lobby.

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Erika returned to the building. She left practice earlier due to stomach problems. All she wanted to do now was get some sleep. She made her way to the elevator. When the doors opened she say Yui and Goto fighting.  Both were facing each other and yelling about something Erika couldn't quite catch. They didn't even notice her and after Goto gave Yui a shove, she figured it be best to wait for the next one. Another minute or so passed before the next elevator came. The beep signaling the arival of the elevator, caused Erika to turn around. When she did she saw Murata laying on the floor crying and Mai trying to comfort her. Mai glanced up at her and mouthed the word stairs. Erika nodded.

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Tsuji radioed team 4.
"She's in the building."
"We already finished, just need to enter the next room"
"Okay, I'm going to buy us another couple of minutes."
"alright."
And with that Tsuji put the walkie talkie on the table and made her way to the stair well. Once inside, she heard the sound of someone making their way up.
"The things I do." Tsuji said quietly to herself and threw down her crutches.

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"AHHHH"
Erika heard a scream and imediately rushed up the stairs. When she rounded the turn she saw Tsuji lying on the ground.
"What? What happened!?"
Tsuji looked up at her. Is she for real? What did it look like?
"I..I fell"
And so the idiot girl went to work buying the teams more time.

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Team 4 was already making its way down the hall when Miki noticed something. She ran her hands all over her tighs, checking each pocket for the powder-y substace. She stopped dead. Korenaga turned around.
"What is it?"
"The bottle, where is it?"
Both Miki's displayed a text book "Oh shit, we're screwed" experesion.
"Go! I'll get it!"
Both Miki's took off running towards different directions. Miki reached the end of the hall and threw open Erika's door. Once inside she imediately found what she was looking for resting on the floor.
"How could I forget this?" she thought to herself. She crouched down on the kitchen floor to pick it up. Just then, the door opened.

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Tsuji spent the better part of three minutes distracting the girl. She was giving an award winning preformace. One would have swore she had been stuck with an axe for how much pain she was 'experiencing'.
"Well, " Tsuji stood up, completely unharmed, and dusted herself off. "I feel better now."
Tsuji started to make her way down the stairs, leaving a completely confused Erika all alone in the stairwell.
"But, I thought you were....hurt."
Already on the next flight, Tsuji smiled to herself.