Another day at H!P

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By afternoon the building was covered with various missing flyers in different colors and fonts. Yossie was running around frantically plastering them all over. She ran into the cafeteria, handing them out to the girls inside. She went back to the long table.

"Here, here, here." When she reached the end of the tabe she slapped a pretaped missing poster to the wall and coiled back when the wall started cursing.
"Yoshizawa! What the hell are you doing!?" Yuuko pulled the flyer off her face.
"Ahh!"
"Don't 'Ahh!' Me!! What is this?" Yuuko turned the poster around and read aloud.
"Have you seen her?" Yuuko looked at the rather unflatering picture of Erika."No, No I haven't."
"Erika Miyoshi...Erika Miyoshi... Who?"
"She's in v-u-den." Yossie offered.
"V you what now?"
"Isn't she one of Rika's back up dancers?" Nacchi asked.
"The one in the group that can actually sing right?" Mari ventured.
"She still works here?" Kei asked.
"I've never even seen this girl before in my entire life." Yuuko said, a look of confusement on her face.
Nacchi read her flyer.
"Last seen sometime durring the night of August 8th."
Nacchi looked up at Yossie.
"Oh Damn! Good luck with that one."
"You know, you really suck at this leader business." Kei said.
"What?!"
"It's true." Yuuko agreed.
"Yeah, I mean when I was leader, I covered that stuff up to the point where people involved didn't even know what really happened." Kaori said.
"But I....Wait. Somebody went missing when you were leader?"
"Excactly."
"I didn't even know she was gone!"
"That's because she's in Biyuuden. Nobody even notices." Yui stated.
The girls turned to look.
"Yui... I didn't even know you where here." Mari said.
"Excactly. I tell you guys all the time how hard it is being in Biyuuden."
"Yeah, it's just...Well, you're in Biyuuden so we don't really listen to you in the first place."
Yui rolled her eyes.
"Biyuu WHAT?" Yuuko interjected, still lost.
"So what's you plan?" Kaori asked.
"Plan? Plan? I don't have a plan! I didn't even know she was missing until two hours ago!"
The girls shook their heads.
"You always have to have a plan." Kaori began. " You need to make sure all your bases are covered starting with the girls. Then you need to go to management and make sure they have no idea what is going on. You better get thinking quick. I used to have prepared plans, you know, just incase. Not a single flaw in them, airtight alibis."
"Of course, there are other methods." Yuuko said, putting emphasis on other. "But, you, you couldn't handle them."
"What? no, no, I can handle them! Tell me, please."
"Let's just say, there were originally six members in Morning Musume."
Nacchi shivered, and Kaori looked down at the table.
Yossie looked utterly hopeless. She let out a growl.
"What am I going to do? I need your help!"
"Well you should look on the bright side" Yuuko began "when you mess this up, and" she sighed " you will mess this up, it won't really be that big of a deal because nobody cares about Koharu anyway."
"Ko..haru?" Yossie asked, bewildered. "Erika! It's Erika that's missing!"
"Erika, who the fuck is that?" Yuuko asked.
"The one that stands behind Rika." Mari said.
"The one with the boobs?" Yuuko asked, still lost.
"No! I'm right here!" Yui interjected, raising her hand. Yuuko shot a glance over at her.
"When did you get here?"
"I've been here all this time!"
"huh. You don't say."
"For the love of god!" Yossie yelled. "Somebody help me!"
The girls looked up at her.
"You know, you really do suck as a leader. You crack under pressure pretty bad. You lose your cool too easy. Once we had find a member, fly them back to Japan, die their hair back to normal, and teach them a new song all before a Monday taping, and we didn't even break a sweat. We even had time to catch a movie and a late dinner. Don't even get me started about the time we had to convince management that they gave T&C Bomber a vacation and that's why they weren't around for a week." Nacchi said matter o' factly.
"Don't worry, Yossie. We'll show you how to take care of this." Kaori said, looking at Yuuko, Mari, Nacchi, and Kei.
"Isn't she the stupid one in Coconuts?" Yuuko asked, looking up from the flyer she was staring intensly at.
"A, they were all stupid, and B, they aren't even a group anymore." Kei stated.

[Tanachan]

"Isn't she the stupid one in Coconuts?" Yuuko asked, looking up from the flyer she was staring intensly at.
"A, they were all stupid, and B, they aren't even a group anymore." Kei stated.

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD Classic!

[Yuuyami]

Loved the boob reference to Yui Continue <3

[rndmnwierd]

HAHAHAHA I'm haha sorry HAHA can't comment HAHA laughing HAHA too hard HAHAHAXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

Erika! Yuko! Yui! LOL

[Mikan]

Haha, Oh god I was laughing out loud all way through. The last chapter was just hilarious, Im gonna call my friend up and read it too her. I love Yuuko trying to figure out her Viyuuden are. Ah, so many pay out and so little time to say them all.

Miki doing barnyard noises? Yep, she is me. Nobody can top my rooster impersonations.

At first, I thought Erika was back stage doing something naughty oh well..I can dream

[Owaranai_sLaVe]

o_O lmao! I didnt even notice Erika was gone!
I love it how Miki doesnt pay attention, and Risa is always known for being responsible... haha Poor yossui xD

DUDE! how can no one know about BiYuden?! I guess this forum is diffrent...
HOw can you mix up Koha and Erika?! xD

Also love the part when Nacchi shivered and Koarin looked down when Yuko mentioned that there were originaly 6 musumes

Koarin is sneaky heheh.

THANK YOU! someone has to get the message that Coconuts Musume cant be CM if theres only ONE *hot* girl in there!

Best quote :

"Oh Damn! Good luck with that one."

-Owaranai_sLaVe

[rndmnwierd]

At first, I thought Erika was back stage doing something naughty oh well..I can dream

OMG, me too! I was like, who's she gonna be caught with?!

[JFC]

Poor Yui!

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Ishikawa had returned from rehersals. She was on her way through the lobby heading towards the cafeteria to get some lunch. As she walked past the front desk an OL covered the reciever of the telephone she was holding and said
"There's a package for you."
Rika pointed to herself and lowered her chin into the body. The OL pointed to the postal worker standing behind her. Rika smiled and walked over to him. He handed her the form she had to sign and gave her a box. Rika quickly scanned the adress.
"Oh! My skirt."
Before Rika was given the chance to walk away and try out the Maki bought piece of clothing, she was interruppted.
"And if you could just sign here also."
"Hmm?"
Rika looked back down at the clip board.
"Where do I-"
"Right there."
He pointed to a line at the bottom of the page bearring Ayaka's name.
Rika signed and then looked back up at him expectantly. She didn't see any other packages.
"Well, we are going to have the trucks come by when they get a chance. It'll probably take a few trips."
"Excuse me?"
"The trucks. We certainly can't deliver it all at once." He said with a chuckle. "It'd take the entire Tokyo branch to do that."
Rika kept her confused expersion the same.
"Nothing but trouble with this order to be honset. From the start it was nothing but problems trying to figure out the adress."
The clip board was shoved back in front of her, this time displaying an order form that looked as though a preschooler tried to fill it out. Rika was struggling to read Ayaka's writing, if it could even be called that. What Rika guessed were english letters were interspersed throughout the text(Rika had certainly never been tought anything resembling that in her english classesl). At the bottom of the page Ayaka had struggled to write her name. Frankly if Rika wasn't told beforehand that is was Ayaka, she certainly wouldn't have guessed.
Rika quickly glanced at the top of the form and saw the date. Suddenly things started to make a lot of sense. At the bottom of the page, the clearly intoxicated Ayaka relaized she wasn't going to be able to make a legible signature and instead started to draw a self portrait in the 'ship to' box.
"Well, we are going to get started on that shipment."
"But.. I ."
Before Rika could protest the shipment of whatever Ayaka had ordered the deliverman cut her off.
"You have a nice day, Miss."
Rika was left standing in the middle of the lobby holding onto her package. She had a feeling this wasn't going to be good.

[rndmnwierd]

OMG Ayaka! Maybe she shipped Erika! In a thousand little boxes....

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updates and response to your comments coming up tomorrow.

[Owaranai_sLaVe]

Another reason why I love this fanfiction : you always manage to add every single solitary H!P memeber into it, and coincidentaly, use the ones I love the most often!
Ayaka <3~~


Thanks for a great update!!

-Owaranai_sLaVe

[Sukoshi]

LOL So Rika finally got her skirt back *oh the memories*  Oh wait!  Did she get her shoes back?  I should go back and check

oh that Ayaka :ONsweat:

Can't wait until tomorrow !!

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"But, Rika-"
Ayaka was talking to Rika in the center of the lobby. Rika was doing her best to explain the run in with the deliveryman earlier, but wasn't getting anywhere.
"He just told me to sign the paper and then he'd be back."
Ayaka brought her hand up to her head and rested the other on her waist. She closed both eyes and leaned back, facing the ceiling.
"How bad did it look?" Ayaka asked, looking down at Rika with one eye open.
"To put it simply...Bad. Very Bad."
"Ahhh" Ayaka dropped her hands back to her waist.
"What am I going to-"
Ayaka was interrupted. Both girls saw a large truck drive up into view out of the corner of their eyes. They turned their heads to look.
"Fhhhuuhhh" Ayaka contorted her face.
A man jumped out from the drivers seat and made his way up to the door. He proped it open.
"Right in here boys!"
Soon a large beat up trolley came into view. The once blue paint job was scraped and discoloured from years of use. Ontop of the trolley rested two crates roughly three feet tall and two feet wide. The wood used to make the crates was a dark brown color. It looked like it came from someplace tropical.
The men unloaded the crates, just as another group came in.
Ayaka glanced back and forth. She hurriedly walk toward the man with the clip board.
"Hi, excuse me. Before you get to far into this" She blindly thrust a finger behind her at the men unloading crates. "Just load them up, and send them back."
"Excuse me?"
"This is some sort of mistake. Whatever they are I don't want them. Just ship them back."
"I'm afraid we can't do that Miss. They've already been signed for. Strict rules this company.."
Ayaka turned and glared at Rika.  
She shrugged. "Hey, I just wanted to get some damn lunch. You clean this one up by yourself."
Ayaka walked over to the crate nearest to Rika.
"I guess we need a crowbar or something."
"Yeah, probably."
The men continued unloading the truck.

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Ayaka was on her way to the matenince room. Once inside she was suprised to find Mari searching through a tool box.
"Oh."
"Hey Ayaka. Whatcha up to?"
"Nothing, I was just" Ayaka looked around the room. She would never be able to locate anything. "looking for a crowbar."
"Third row on the left."
"Ah, thanks."
"What'da need a crowbar for?"
Ayaka explained the situation to Mari. When she was finished, she asked a question of her own.
"What are you up to?"
"I thought things would need a little spicing up. But you know, I think I was wrong about today. I think it's got all the spice it needs."
Mari set the items down and walked out of the door with a twinkle in her eye.

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By the time Ayaka returned to the lobby, half of Hello!Pro was there. Telling Mari was the equvilent of standing on a platform and yelling it out through a megaphone, except quicker, much quicker. And people actually listened this way.
Ayaka made her way over to one of the crates. Yuuko was leaning up against one, arms crossed, the picture of cool. She was too busy hitting on the dileverymen to notice Ayaka.
"It's just so big... I don't think a girl like myself would ever be able to move it."
Ayaka stood next to Rika, Kaori and Nacchi.
"It's just up in my bedroom. I'm sure a big, strong, young man like you would be able to help me."
"Oh god, you're kidding me. Does that actually work?" Ayaka asked.
"Hey, do you ever see her here on a Friday night?" Nacchi responded.
The girls turned their attention back to the crate infront of them. All of them worked together to pry it open. Once the lid was removed,
"You're kidding me right?" Ayaka said in disbelief.
Nacchi and Kaori started to giggle.
"didn't see that one coming." Nacchi managed to get out inbetween laughs.
"No way." Ayaka managed to say.
When the girls turned back around to survey the lobby, Yuuko and the deliveryman were MIA and the last of the crates seemed to be on its way.
The man with the clip board walked over to her.
"Alright, thats the first shipment."
"Wait, first? As in first in a sequence of numbers implying that there are more following it?"
He looked confused.
"Wel, there are more than this one, yes."
Ayaka looked around.
"How many more?"
"About three or four. It depends."
"What the fuck am I going to do with five truckloads of coconuts?!" Ayaka's voice had reached a scream at the end of the sentence.
"Miss, I...."
He stared at her a moment longer and then headed towards the door, with a fear that only a woman could give a man.

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The girls wasted no time.
"Coconuts, musume?" asked Mari, holding one in each hand.
Saito had shoved two down her shirt "Just as test...Visual reference."
Miki had walked in from the lobby. The poster child for angry person thrown into confusing situation. Her experession was priceless and she stood in the middle of the lobby holding onto the straps of her bag. She took a few steps in and twirled around while walking, talking it all in.
"Glad you're here." Yossie yelled from the other side of the lobby, slightly hidden by crates.
"Everybody, meeting. Now!"

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The girls had filed into one of the conference rooms. Everyone was seated. Yossie stood at the front of the room with a dry erase board behind her. She turned to write.
Thud. Snort.
She turned around the see Miki on her right and Tsuji on her left trying as hard as possible to control themselves. Both were turning red from holding back their laughter. Some of the other girls had smiles on their faces. Yossie glared, and turned back to the board.
Thud.
When she snapped back around, she saw both shaking and one of the pictures on the wall swaying back and forth. Now most of the other girls were adverting their eyes as the tried to stifle thier laughter.
The third time Yossie turned to write on the board, the thud happened again, it was followed by a small yell. She turned around.
"Guys!"
The girls looked up at her, blank expressions, and then started to snicker again. She turned. The forth thud was unlike the others. It was a dull hollow sound that echoed throughout the room followed by Miki, Tsuji, and the other girls trying their damnest to stop laughing. At the same time, a disheveled Yuuko opened the door.
Yossie turned to look at her. Her hair was a mess.
Yuuko kept her eyes on the back of the room. Miki and Tsuji had tears in their eyes. Yuuko started to giggle.
"Why are they" She turned to look at Yossie. "throwing coconuts at each other?"
Yossie looked absolutely distraught .
"Guys! Focus!"
Yuuko walked towards the back of the room. She paused and looked at the coconut that had lodged itself in the wall behind Tsuji. She started to giggle with the pair and she took her seat next to them.
Thud.Thud.Smack.Thud.
"Guys!" Yossie turned around.
The three of them looked like school children who misbehave everytime the teacher turns their back, which essentially is what they were.
"Erika is missing!"
"So what? More solo lines for me." Yui bellowed in something rivaling Yuuko's yankee tone, as she turned back and forth slowly in her chair, slouched down.
"Thats the right attidue. You keep that up and you'll go places Yuki." Yuuko advised.
"It's Yui."
"Whatever, snowflake.*"
"This is a serious problem!" Yossie interjected. Trying to get this back on track.
"No! You know what is a serious problem? All those fucking coconuts!" Ayaka yelled from her seat on the left side of the table.
"You know, I though the same thing '99. Fucking Coconuts." Yuuko declared.
Kaori and Nacchi started laughing.
Ayaka looked at at the ceiling.
"You don't understand. I got the invoice. It's a lot of fucking coconuts."
"Well....." Mari launched into song. "You've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!"
Some one else who had seen the film followed it up.
"Have a banana!"
"Like I am going to be stuck with five truck loads of cocounts. Do you know how expensive that is?"
"It can't be that bad." Goto began.
"It can't be that bad says the working woman. Ask yourself what I have done in the past two years. Not only am I stuck with a lot of fucking coconuts I can't pay for the fucking coconuts."
"You know I've never seen this side of you before." Mai began. "It's kinda hot."
"Hey, why don't you start joking with me when I don't have five truck loads of coconuts to deal with?"
The intercom clicked to life.
"Ayaka, there is a deliver for you."
Ayaka stood up and forcefully slammed her hands down on the table.
"Hey! I wonder what that could be. Hmmm. I don't know! I'll give you two guesses but you'll only need one!" Ayaka threw her arms in the air and slammed the door shut behind her. The girls could hear her stamp down the hallway.
"I love it when complete dispair and confusion turns to straight up anger." Mari said.
"Yeah, it's pretty damn entertaining." Miki concluded.



* Yuki is japanese for snow. Hence the snowflake.
Here is the Coconut song for you guy's who haven't heard it.
http://www.twitter.com/?d=CM0N6ITF
I got the idea from French Class. We found some pebbles on the floor and started throwing them at each other when the teacher wasn't looking.One girl kept missing everytime and it would hit the wall making a loud noise.

[rndmnwierd]

"Erika is missing!"
"So what? More solo lines for me." Yui bellowed in something rivaling Yuuko's yankee tone, as she turned back and forth slowly in her chair, slouched down.

*gasp* Blasphemy!!

[Owaranai_sLaVe]

All I gotta say for my main gal Yui at the moment is... "Gyu~"

Ahh, yossui is trying to be so serious, and yet Miki love keeps trying to be defiant.

Ayaka acting like a mad American?! W00T~ Yay Ayaka!

-Owaranai_sLaVe