Author Topic: Another day at H!P (Read 121873 times)

JFC · « **Reply #340 on:** October 28, 2006, 06:09:57 AM »

Ayaka....coconuts....THAT'S NUCKIN' FUTS!!!
:ROTFLMAO:

rndmnwierd · « **Reply #341 on:** October 28, 2006, 08:06:17 AM »

OOooo! Coconut bras!!!

Sukoshi · « **Reply #342 on:** October 28, 2006, 12:45:41 PM »

Quote from: erink;222590

"Like I am going to be stuck with five truck loads of cocounts. Do you know how expensive that is?"
"It can't be that bad." Goto began.
"It can't be that bad says the working woman. Ask yourself what I have done in the past two years. Not only am I stuck with a lot of fucking coconuts I can't pay for the fucking coconuts."

LOL that's exactly what I was thinking! They're probably imported too! oh poor poor Ayaka :pen_sweat:

Yuuyami · « **Reply #343 on:** October 28, 2006, 12:51:06 PM »

Maybe they could sell the coconuts at a fanclub even featuring Ayaka?

~!

Mikan · « **Reply #344 on:** October 29, 2006, 06:38:38 AM »

AH!! SO FUNNY!! I LOVE THE JABS AT BIYUUDEN

Coconuts...lots of coconuts...I was wondering if the song would make an appearance. Lol. Awesome

Yuuko is my god

Crazed Ayaka is hilarious

Mari is a maniac and by GOD I LOVE IT!!

KrazyForKamei · « **Reply #345 on:** October 29, 2006, 05:06:33 PM »

Ayaka + coconuts + Biyuuden jokes + Yui boob jokes = THEBEST

Veerrryyy funny ^_^

Tanachan · « **Reply #346 on:** October 30, 2006, 12:59:25 AM »

And saitou needs MORE in her bra why?

Great chapters! Love mad Ayaka, and coconut throwing *goes out to find coconuts to throw at Yuuyami*

Yuuyami · « **Reply #347 on:** October 30, 2006, 01:03:12 AM »

D:< ~! -chucks them at Tanachan-

Tanachan · « **Reply #348 on:** October 30, 2006, 01:04:43 AM »

*gets coconut cannon at ready*

Mikan · « **Reply #349 on:** October 30, 2006, 05:31:40 AM »

(yes, I am copying and pasting this message around)

For bluekinko Im printing all the stories off and making special folders for them for her birthday/graduation present. I was wondering if you had a full front cover I could use?

erink · « **Reply #350 on:** October 30, 2006, 01:20:28 PM »

I'd like to make one for you to use. How much time do I have?

erink · « **Reply #351 on:** November 03, 2006, 11:49:58 PM »

The girls were in the cafeteria. Ayaka was siting down at one of the tables. Laying down ontop of the table top, she seemed to be sleeping. The constant running back and forth the the lobby with each shipment was getting to her.
The intercom clicked to life.
"Ahhh"
Ayaka stood up, pushed her chair in, and started to run towards the lobby.
She returned 10 minutes later and approached the back table.
"Well?"
Mari looked up from her clipboard and smiled.
"Got everything under control!"
Ayaka smiled.
"I'm so relived."

erink · « **Reply #352 on:** November 04, 2006, 12:09:00 AM »

"Are you really going to be able to pull this off?" Yuuko asked. "I have faith in you and all, I do. It's just, you have roughly an two and a half hours to get everything set up, get everyone in there, and make enough of a mess to the point were she won't be able to stop us."
"I understand were you are coming from, honest. The odds, well they are stack against me. But this, this, will be a true test of my skils. My chance to show that I am Mari Yaguchi and I can throw one hell of a party."
"So what's the first order of business?"
"Funny you should mention that, it just entered the building."
Yuuko turned on her chair slightly to see Korenaga enter the room. Mari waved her over. She gave them a 'who, me?' look, and started to make her way over. She greeted them politely.
"Skip all the formalities." Mari began.
"O..okay."
"Please, have a seat." Mari gestured to the empty one on Yuuko's right. "Miki. Miki Korenaga. Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to go the the nearest garden center and or home improvement shop and buy fifteen-no sixteen bags of sand."
She paused letting Korenaga absorb it.
"But, it really doesn't matter if you accept it or not. You have no choice. I'm telling you to do it. And to do it in under a half hour. I don't care if you have to jump a train to the nearest beach and get it from there. Just get it."
"Al-alright. I'll do it."
"Fantastic. Keep your cellphone on and take this."
Mari extended her hand towards Korenaga. She looked down.
"It's Kei's credit card..."
"Well it certainly isn't coming out of my pocket. Now go! Hustle or we won't let you live here anymore!"
Korenaga sprinted out of the cafeteria wondering if this sort of thing would ever become complance like it is to the others.

erink · « **Reply #353 on:** November 04, 2006, 12:30:56 AM »

"Tsuji!"
"Yeah?"
"Come here!"
Tsuji shoved another moutful of oreos in her mouth as she walked over to Mari.
"Huh?"
"We've got work to do. Go get me anyone you can find. Perferably fifth or six gen, you know-"
"cause they'll do anything to suck up to you."
"Exactly. Bring them back here."
Tsuji gave a salute and walked out of the cafeteria.

While Tsuji was gone Mari let Miki know about what was going on.
"So go get all the Gatas players and have them take about 6 crates up to Kei's room. Don't tell Yossie. She is still freaking out over Erika. She needs to be one of the last people to know."
"She can't find out until it is too late to stop us."
"Excactly. If she asks, just say it is training or something. Working on your strength and teamwork."
"Got it."
"Cool. I should be up there in a little bit."

Tsuji walked back into the cafeteria just as Mari had finished with Miki, Risa, Ai, Makoto, Sayu, Eri, and Reina following behind her. Tsuji told them to stay were they were for a minute. She moved in close to Mari.
"So what excactly are we doing?"
"Were gonna throw a Luau."
"Huh? Aww, that girl was crazy. I kinda miss her. Man what a trip. How long she coming back for?"
Mari looked back at her, confused.
"No, Tsuji, a Luau, not a Lehua."
"ohhh" Tsuji reponded, slightly crestfallen.
Mari signaled for the other girls to come over.
"Fifth-gen, go raid all the costume and prop rooms for anything summer-ish, okay? Think hawaiian. Get all those ukuleles we used during that one Hello Morning and the dresses and shirts. Sixth, go to a party store or something and buy some beach balls and things. A pink flamingo. Stuff like that okay? Don't tell anyone what you are doing, understand?"
The girls stood there staring back at her.
"What are you waiting for?! Go!"

Mari looked at Tsuji.
"Come with me."
The pair headed off towards Kei's room.

erink · « **Reply #354 on:** November 04, 2006, 12:58:19 AM »

Mari was standing in the center of Kei's living room. Yuuko was seated over in the kitchen looking on at the procedings with mild interst. Tsuji stood next to Mari feverishly taking notes.
"So I'm think we need to get rid of those chairs. Besides being hideous they just compltely kill the flow of the room."
"Right, right. Whats the kanji for-"
"Tsuji just whatever make it legible"
"legi- what now?"
"Focus!"
"Right!"
"Now this wall. If we get rid of it, it opens this space up. we need to get started on knocking that down as soon as we can"
"Now if you get rid of that wall, that wall that separates my room and Kei's room, the only thing getting knocked down is you Yaguchi" Yuuko said evenly.
Mari brought her left hand up and stroked her chin.
"Okay, so the wall stays. The glass doors however, they go."
Tsuji looked up from her notepad. She put the tip of the pencil eraser in her mouth.
"So what are we going to need to take the doors off?"
"Tsuji, I don't do home repairs and fixes. I do destruction. We're smashing the damn things and then getting some gen nobody cares about to clean up the mess. Plus, there is no time. We need to do this quick."
"Oi! Demolition Debby! How do you plan on getting these" Miki pointed to the crates "through this?" She pointed to the door.
Mari walked over to her. She surveyed the situation.
"Well, it's either make the crates smaller or make the door bigger."
"I'll go call one of the kid's to get the saw."
Mari nodded.
"Some hammers too."
"sliding doors?" Miki looked over Mari at the blacony.
"uh huh."
"Mind if I take care of them? I have a little frustration I'd like to vent."
"Not at all. Not at all.

Yuuyami · « **Reply #355 on:** November 04, 2006, 02:49:59 AM »

Loved the Lehua joke

I have a feeling they're gonna recreate Hawaii in Kei's room

Tanachan · « **Reply #356 on:** November 04, 2006, 02:54:05 AM »

Wow...Tsuji on her usual level of idiocy! Especially saying "Demilition Debby". Can't wait until the next update, and to see Kei blow up on everybody, then get drunk and be like "whatever, let's f*cking party!"

rndmnwierd · « **Reply #357 on:** November 04, 2006, 03:31:50 AM »

Lol this is even drunkier when I'm funny

Mikan · « **Reply #358 on:** November 04, 2006, 07:57:16 AM »

[lol at rndmn]

Ah, Erink you are da best without a doubt. Cant wait to see what happens next

erink · « **Reply #359 on:** November 07, 2006, 10:44:47 PM »

A buzzing sound echoed throughout the floor.
Mari was busy sawing out part of the wall next to the door. She planned just to make the cut on the left side of the wall. That way when the door was open the crates would be able to fit through if you pushed them. That was, until she felt a hand on her shoulder.
"Mari"
"Ahh!"
As Mari jerked her body to the right, she took the saw with her.
Mari flicked the switch on the side of the saw to the off position.
Tsuji kept her hand on Mari's shoulder as they stared at the door.
They followed the cut, which traveled up at an angle, with their eyes until they reached the right side of it, at which point the bottom half of the door swung towards them.
"Well.." Mari began.
"Maybe she won't notice" Tsuji offered.
"I guess in the long run the door will be the least of her problems."
Mari stepped back to admire her work. It wasn't what she had invisioned, but it would do. She reached down to close the bottom half of the door. After a few tries it finally stayed in place.
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Miki was on her way to Kei's room.

She thought about Aya on her way there.

She thought about how she felt about her.

She thought about how just seeing her smile could make her smile.

She thought about their meaningless conversations.

She thought about their meaningful conversations.

She thought about their friendship.

She thought about their careers.

She thought about the gap there would be if she ever lost Aya.

She thought "Fuck it." and readjusted her grip on the sledge hammer that was slung over her left shoulder.

Miki opened Kei's door with her right hand. She felt her upper body lean forward as she fell over what was, unbestknown to her, the bottom half of the door.
"JE! SUS!" She pronounced it as if it were two separate names.
She stayed on the ground and looked back. She tried to figure out why the door was no longer a door and was now several doors.
Mari and Tsuji looked down at her.
"the hell"
The 'what' part of the phrase was replaced with huff of air. It wasn't a question or a statement, more it was just something one usually says after something happens. In Hello! Pro, this kind of something was bound to happen more than once a week.
Miki grunted and rubbed at her knees.
She looked over at the sledge hammer which she had tossed as she did what could best be described as a half assed sumbersalt into the room.
Miki stood up and tried to remove it. Dropping it durring the fall had led to it lodging itself in Kei's floor.
Miki was busy trying to pry it free when Mari spoke.
"ETA?"
"What?" Tsuji asked.
"Time, Tsuji! Time! How much time do we have?"
"Two hours."
The girls exchanged glances.
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Responses to your comments coming up soon.Promise. Thanks for them, it's cool to see what you guys think.