Another day at H!P

[black velvet]

Miki

Why is she hiding from Aya, though? D:

[JFC]

Feng Shui.

[Mikan]

Sometimes tells me you have a whole bunch of Risa/Miki moments in your head. The chicken moment though will never be forgotten though...ah it still gets me.

[Sukoshi]

lol at Miki and Risa  Miki's so ebil to Risa but it's just too funny  Risa should trick one the Rokkies to change rooms for her while she's able to escape!

[00HB]

Yey! Let's see what Miki has in mind...
these moments... Risa always reminds me of an animal cought surprised by a strong light and paralized with fear!

[Owaranai_sLaVe]

. . . WHHHY! Why must you always fill my thoughts with Miki and Risa? My favorite youngin' and my favorite hot mama ;___;

You made me laugh. terribly laugh. Reminded me of the old times that Miki had to hide with Risa, or drank with her. Funny times. Those times where I would read your story at 4 am to catch up. Good times

Feng shui. Oh Risa! XDDD

-Owaranai_sLaVe

[erink]

Reading Mikan's comment made me look back to read the chicken part. Why did you guys tell me I have been updating so slow? How long was I on Day 11, a month? This will not do.
Sukoshi, Black Velvet- Nice to hear from you again.
Everyone else- Thank you.
I would do more individual responses, but I want to get an update in today.

The Risa/Mari/Tsuji dialouge was a Mechiake reference in case you missed it. Taken from the extra footage of the Bakajo test.

[erink]

Kei quietly opened the door to the locker room.
Some of the showers were already running.
"I couldn't belive it." Came a shout from what seemed like the other end of the locker room, complete with weird acoustics. It was followed by a response that seemed to come from a much closer area on Kei's left.
"Uh huh."
Kei stuck her head in and looked around.
"So then I just ran up stairs as fast as I could."
"Right."
In front of her was a relitivley tall divider that blocked the view of a majority of the room from the door. On her left, less than a meter, the wall turned and the divider ended opening up into a rather wide hall filled with bright orange lockers and long narrow benches. Stoping at the divide and end of the wall, sinks and two bathroom stalls were on the left, while down at the end of the lockers to the right were showers, changing stalls, another bench, and another section branching off to the left.
Kei silently crept into the room, leaning up against the divider. She put her one hand on the edge of it as she leaned her upper body around it looking at the benches and lockers.
Kei then came to the conclusion that she was Kei. It really didn't matter. Even if the enemy were to be sitting on the bench looking straight in her direction, they wouldn't see her. She was the invisible member. The Makoto before Makoto. She shrugged, stopped humming the James Bond theme song and made her way to one section of lockers.
"I was so upset." The voice was coming from the changing stalls down by the showers.
"So what did you do after that?" This one came from the bathroom, now behind Kei.
Kei mumbled the names on the lockers.
"Well it was french toast, so I wasn't just going to leave it there."
"Yeah. I can get that."
Kei paused, suddenly interested in what the two girls where talking about. She reasoned that if people were going to shout their conversation from opposite ends of the locker room, everyone inbetween would be entitled to and expected to listen(wheter they liked it or not).
Kei shrugged and went back to looking at the name tags.
"Rika...Yossie..."
"Aaaaah!" The second and closer voice yelled.
"What?" The other one asked.
"I forgot to put my underwear on."
"How the-" Kei stopped herself from asking, worried she might draw attention to herself.
"hell do you forget to put your underwear on?" Luckily for Kei the voice asked the burning question.
"Well, I was listening to your story while I was getting dressed and I just kinda went straight to pants."
"Huh."
Kei went back to the task at hand. She had located what she came here for.
"Ahh man, now I need to take them offf, and put them backk onnn."
"You could just leave them off."
"Gross. I'm not Mai."
It was here a thrid voice that had just entered from the other side of the locker room joined in.
"Hey, it was only that once."
Mai walked straight to the shower, not even glancing at Kei.
"Yeah. Uh huh."
Kei opened up the locker.
"MariTsuji one, Kei zero" She repeated in a mocking tone. "We'll see about THAT."
Kei took the gym bag out of the locker and every other peice of clothing she could find inside and walked over to the sink. She shoved the extra t-shirt, jersey, and shoes into the gym bag and failing to notice a crucial detail, she turned the cold water on full blast. Kei zipped the gym bag back up, sad that she wouldn't be able to see the result of her little joke and closed the locker.

[Mikan]

YOU SEE!! YOU SEE!! IM NOT CRAZY! it is possible to FORGET YOUR UNDERWEAR!!!!

Muhahahah!! Yay, Sabotage and other delightful things. You usually update in long spams but this time I guess not.
Oh well time makes fools of us all *cough*whataboutayaandmiki*cough*

[erink]

Kei walked into the cafeteria and straight over to Tsuji who was engrossed in her lunch. A smirk plastered on her face, she pulled out a chair and stared at Tsuji who was still ignoring her. She kept looking at her, waiting for some sort of response for about a minute before she just couldn't wait any longer.
"So Tsuji, how was practice?"
"Great."
"Really?"
"Uh huh."
Kei continued smiling.
"Was the locker room fun?"
"Just dandy."
Kei was wondering why this was taking longer than it should.
Tsuji finally looked up from her sandwich.
"You know, Kei, when I think of locker rooms, I think of lockers."
"Uh huh." Kei mumbled, her smile growing.
"More than that, I think of the little name tags on the lockers."
Kei's smile had started to shift with her uncertainty of where this was going.
"And how easy it is for a person to take their index finger like so and DEN" She forcefully shoved her index finger to the left. "take the name tag off the locker and put it on a different one."
Kei's smile had completely vanished.
"You would think someone else would have thought about that too."
Tsuji smiled.
"But what do I know. I'm the idiot of the group."
It was here that Kei heard the unmistakable sound of wet sneakers squeeking on tile.
Kei swallowed. Hard.
"Wh-who?"
The squeeks continued at a steady pace.
"Ts-tsuji, who?"
Squeek.Squeek.
Tsuji smiled evily at Kei before looking up.
"Oh, hi Miki!"
Kei squealed and imediately brought a hand up to cover her mouth. She slowly turned in her chair and looked up.
What she saw was a completely wet Miki. Hair, pants, shoes, her black t-shirt clinging to her body, all soaking wet.
"Hi!" Miki yelled in her 'cute' voice.
What Kei saw next was a fist coming at her.
For the second time in one day, Kei fell off her chair.

[erink]

Miki's rage was far from subsiding. Kei laid on the ground holding her face with no choice but to listen to her tirade.
"and what should I find when I open up my gym bag?"
Kei reasoned it would be a bad idea to answer that question. It seemed quite rhetorical.
"That it is filled with water! Cold water! So there I am, right out of the shower with only a towel on and no dry clothes. I have to go to a taping!  A show, Kei!  Do you remember what those are? That is was girls with actual careers have to do! I supposed to leave right after practice! But no, I had to come back here in soaking wet clothes to get a different pair of clothes. Do you know how bad this makes me look? I am subleader, and lets just pretend for a moment that the title actually means something,  and I can't even show up on time! You will pay for this. But not right now because... I have to go GET changed and go to a TAPING."
Miki squeeked her way out of the cafeteria.
Tsuji started laughing.
"MariTsuji two, Kei....negative one."

[Mikan]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH God that was good. soory cant say more

[JFC]

Wet Miki...damn hawt! Also in this case...damn funny.

Miki squeeked her way out of the cafeteria.
Tsuji started laughing.
"MariTsuji two, Kei....negative one."

ZING! :ONwahaha:

[erink]

Maki walked past Ogawa's open door and decided o peak her head in.
"Hey, what are you up to?"
"Oh" Ogawa looked up from a box. "Hey. Nothing, I was just trying to get some stuff in order." She stood up and placed her hands on her hips, taking in a view of her apartment. "Things are starting to wind down."
"Ah, you still have a lot of time left. Plus you're staying for awhile after you graduate, right?"
"Yeah, I'm going to stay here until the semester starts. But I just figured...You know, Kon is already off studying so I might as well get a move on."
"Oh."
There was an awkward silence in which Ogawa started to stare at the ground.
"You know, for the energetic one of the bunch, you're acting kinda depressing."
Ogawa smiled.
"I know. It's just... I want to go back to school and stuff, but the closer I get to it the more unsure I am if I can or should. I wonder what everyday life is like after you leave here, and if I can handle it."
"I think there is substantially less drinking and less of a chance of getting KNOCKED the FUCK OUT by Miki Fujimoto, but other than that..."
Ogawa smiled.
"You heard about that?"
"Jeez, who didn't?" Maki chuckled. " Anyway. Even after you leave here, and leave the country, you're still going to be one of us. You can always come back when you need to and call when you need to. You know that right? Ishiguro still shows up at concerts and stuff.  I mean, it really doesn't matter."
"I know but... things are going to change. Like I keep thinking that if I leave, when I come back to visit, it is going to be werid. Like I am going to be doing one thing and all of you are going to keep doing this. Like we won't have anything in common and we won't be able to understand each other."
"You're just taking a break. You are still gonna come back full time after you graduate so, I mean, to have worries like that... I think if you do it once you can still relate to it even if you spent years away from it. Anyway, the important thing is you are doing what you want to do. It is your dream. We can all respect that this is what you want and you are going for it."
Ogawa nodded.
"Plus," Maki began "you shouldn't be worried about us. I mean half of us forget you were even here in the first place so it won't be that hard of a blow to take."
Ogawa started to laugh.
"In all seriousness, we are always going to be here. So you don't have to worry about that. You should be more concerned about yourself. There's alot of stuff going on, you're busy, so rememebr to take care of yourself. You need to stay your energetic self."
"Thanks Goto."
Maki smiled.
"No problem. Just don't expect me to help you pack."

[erink]

Hello!Project was buzzing.
Girls were talking about it in the halls. The cafeteria. The dance rooms.
"You know what I heard?"
"What?"
"That it was over drug money."
As news spread new and more interesting versions started to appear.
"So then she just took the bat and went "CRACK!"
 And about ten minutes after it happened everyone knew. Girls on their day off, girls in studio, girls in a different part of Tokyo, all of them received phone calls from someone telling them about it.They in return called someone else to pass it along.
"They say it was blackmail."
"I heard it was over cheeseburgers."
"What?"
"Yeah, Miki went to McDonalds this one time and..."

Kei sat in the cafeteria with Yuuko and Abe.
Despite it being daylight and it being a well light room, Kei was wearing sunglasses.
Girls in the cafeteria continued talking about her, stealing glances more than a few times.

"Can you belive her? She is going around telling people that it is for 'theatre."
"Are you serious?"
Giggling.
"Yeah, something about she is playing this battered women and she wants to be able to realistically protray it."
Tear inducing laughter.
Suddenly Abe spoke up.
"Please, like she could get a role that a, wasn't a kappa, and b, lasted more than 35 seconds!"
Yuuko started to laugh.
"Nacchi!" Kei hissed. "Will you knock it off!"
"What? Come on now, you could have come up with a better one than that."
Kei shook her head.
"Well are you going to help me or not?" Kei asked Yuuko.
"Not. Definately not!"
"Why?"
"Because you are an absolute idiot! All you had to do was tell them 'Listen, I am really upset about this.' And you know what they would have done? The party would have continued and the next day the two of them would have showed up and cleaned up. They would have set things straight. But you stormed in there and declared war! You dug your own grave and now you are going to lie in it! And you sure as hell aren't taking me down with you!"
"But they are-"
"No. Don't even. You did this. You deal with it."
Yuuko shook her head and leaned back in her chair.
"You did this to yourself. Remember that."

On the otherside of the cafeteria, Mari and Ayaka were talking.
"I really appreciate you helping me out with this."
"Ah, no problem. As you can tell, I am a little...preoccupied at the moment, but I will work something out."
"Yeah."
"Enough of this coconut talk."
Ayaka nodded.
Mari started laughing.
"Man... I can't believe I missed it. I would have given anything to see that."
"I know! I can't belive it even happened! Doing something like that! I wonder if Miki is going to be in trouble."
"I don't know. I can almost picture it though. God, it must have been amazing."
Mari threw her head back and looked at the ceiling.
"I know it is kinda mean to say, but I'd totally pay good money to see that. Hello! Pro fight night.Crazy. Everything is crazy around here."
Mari was in the process of nodding in agreement when something caught her eye.
"Shit!" She yelled jumping up out of her chair.
Everyone present turned to look at her.
"Shit! Why didn't I think of that earlier!?"
Ayaka had no idea what she was talking about.
"Hell!"
Mari threw her hands on the table and leaned in closer to Ayaka.
"I just got you a way to pay for all those coconuts." She mumbled conspiratorially.
Over at the long table, Yuuko was mildly interested as to what Yaguchi was doing. She looked up where Mari was looking before.
"Shit!" She yelled, jumping up from the table and breaking into a run.
Mari sprinted her way out of the door and down the hall, with Yuuko following close behind.
The other girls looked through the glass windows at the pair who continued yelling.
"This can't be good." Kei mumbled.

[JFC]

All you had to do was tell them 'Listen, I am really upset about this.' And you know what they would have done? The party would have continued and the next day the two of them would have showed up and cleaned up. They would have set things straight. But you stormed in there and declared war! You dug your own grave and now you are going to lie in it!

Tough love. It's harsh to hear, but it's probably true.

Mari sprinted her way out of the door and down the hall, with Yuuko following close behind.
The other girls looked through the glass windows at the pair who continued yelling.
"This can't be good." Kei mumbled.

Probably not good for Kei, but it'll probably be good (i.e. entertaining) for us readers.

[Amarghetta]

"But what do I know. I'm the idiot of the group.".

Idiot in academic stuff only, of course.

"Hi!" Miki yelled in her 'cute' voice.
What Kei saw next was a fist coming at her.
For the second time in one day, Kei fell off her chair.

I could actually hear Miki's cute voice in my head, and I can say that next to the image of her pissed off face; it's such a frightening (yet hot) combination...

[erink]

Mari and Yuuko reached the control room in record time. The room was dark save for one side illuminated by a wall of T.V screens. Once inside Yuuko dived into the black office chair and stared at the control panel infront of her. Mari immediately started looking for an eject button.
"Where is it, where is it?"
"I don't know it has to be in here somewhere."
"Obviously."
Yuuko looked up from the panel and at one of the monitors.
"Hey, what are those two doing?"
"Huh?"
Mari looked up at one of the monitors to see  Goto asleep in one of the dance rooms.
"God, that girl can sleep anywhere, can't she?"
"What? Yeah. No, not her. Those two!"
"Ah."
Mari looked one monitor over from Goto.
"Tsuji and Mako?"
"Yeah."
"I don't know. Looks like they have a crate."
"Thanks, I didn't see that."
"Woah. The sarcasm. Let's take it down a notch shall we?"
Yuuko clicked her tounge.
"Whatever it is, probably won't end good."
"I know. I know. Tsuji is... I'm trying to keep her out of trouble."
"I was going to make a comment but, I think I'll just let it go."
"I'd appreciate it. I mean the two of us aren't exactly role models, but we have to do what we can, right?"
"Uh huh."
The girls continued scanning the monitors.
"You and Tsuji are pretty close, so it's good you're looking out for her. I mean obviously you are a horrible influence in your own way, but...She just needs to keep busy and stay away from that stuff."
"Yeah. She can be annoying and loud and a fire hazard, but she is a good kid."
"Uh huh. Kid being the key word though. I don't think she'll ever grow up."
"That's probably true. Speaking of kids..."
Yuuko and Mari turned their attention to a monitor on the lower left. It seemed to be the second dance rehersal room.
"Are they...dancing?"
"I mean, I guess if you put use the word really losely you could call it that."
"I think syncronized epileptic fits would be better."
"Just be grateful the sound isn't on."
Yuuko shuddered.
"Ah, what do we have here."
"Oh, it's Yossie!"
Yossie was walking down the hall in the forth monitor on the top row.
"Somebody needs to get some chicken breasts. And that is with the ten pounds the camera adds."
"I bet if she turned sideways you wouldn't be able to see her."
"Only one way to find out."
Mari reached for her cellphone and Yuuko started giggling.
"Hey."
Yuuko and Mari watched Yossie answer her cellphone.
"Ah, nothing much. No, no, I haven't seen Erika. Listen, could you turn to your left for a second."
Yuuko started to laugh.
"No, no that's it. Later!"
Mari kept looking at the screen where a confused Yossie was facing the left and staring at the cell phone's display.
"Woah!" Yuuko shouted. "Incoming!" She pointed to the first screen on the second row of monitors.
Sayu was running full speed down the hall holding a skillet which had rather large flames on the top.
She ran of screen on one monitor just to appear on the next one.
"Woah." Mari said. "The picture quality is so good, you can almost imaging the scream she is making just by looking at her."
"I know. It's like I can hear it in my head and "
Yuuko was cutoff by Sayu's ear shattering shriek as she charged past the control room. The girls continued looking at the monitors. Soon Eri entered the picture as she ran after Sayu yelling something the girls couldn't quite make out. Their confusion was cleared up as moments later Eri came running past the control room yelling "Pool!Pool!Pool!"
Mari and Yuuko sat rivieted. After a few moments Kei came into view on a monitor reminding both girls why they were there in the first place.
"The tape."
"Right the tape." Mari agreed, turning to continue her search.
After a few moments Yuuko called out.
"Oi!"
"Huh?"
"Here is the monitor of the can't but I can't find the tape."
"What?"
"The tape."
Mari walked over and pressed the eject button six times rapid fire.
Suddenly, from the shadows, a voice called out.
"Looking for this?"
Mari and Yuuko screamed and jumped at relativley the same time.
The figure took this as their cue an launched into their attempt at an evil cackle that turned rather abrubtly into a caughing fit.
Mari and Yuuko turned around.
"Who the hell are you?" Yuuko asked.
"Yui."
"It's not me." Mari said."
"Obviouslt it's not you, you're right here."
"I know but they said you and if you were the one talking that would mean the you was directed at me."
"You' what?"
Before the figure could respond she was cut off by Mari.
"I don't know, I was gonna ask but then you asked about you and I told you that when they said you it was probably directed at me."
Yui was beyond flustered as she was derailed once again.
"You're stealing my thunder!"
"Who?" Yuuko asked.
"I think you ment both of us that time."
"I know that you ment you as in us but I meant who as in who are you."
"Oh, Oh."
Yui let out a squeak of frustration.
"Who?" Yuuko asked again.
"Yui!"
"You who?"
"Yoo-hoo?" Mari asked. "The website?"
"What? No, that's yahoo."
"Oh,oh. Well then what's yoo-hoo?"
"How the hell do I know you're the one that keeps saying it."
"Ah!"
"What?"
"Milk! Man I hate yoo-hoo. Milk, that's what it is."
"I have never heard of that in my entire life."
"Yeah, no, somebody got it imported once. I mean I guess technically it isn't milk but it is close enough for me to hate it."
"Are you two done yet?"
"Huh?" Yuuko asked. "Oh, yes, continue."
"Yui. Yui Okada. Biyuuden."
"Bi you what?" Yuuko asked. She turned to Mari. "Be you den? Did she just ask if we were dens?"
"What? No. Rika's thing with the v or the b or the I don't know. The boobs and the other one with the..." Mari started making random gestures at a loss for how to describe them.
"Rika's thing?"
"Yeah."
"Oh."
"You still have no idea, do you?"
"No, not really, but for the sake of moving this along let's pretend I do."
"Okay."
The two started nodding.
"Now what do you want?" Yuuko asked.
"The tape."
"So do we." Mari said.
"What? No." Yui began. "I have the tape."
"Then why do you want it?"
"What? No. I have the tape and you want it."
"Of course we want the tape but do you want the tape?"
"Well, I mean I have the tape."
"Yeah but do you want it?"
"Why does it matter?"
"Because having and wanting are two different things entirely."
Yui realized she was being derailed again.
"No! No! No! See I had this who plan. After I heard I came here before you two and I got the tape. And then I waited and I did the creepy 'Looking for this?' and my evil laughter..."
"Thats what that was!" Yuuko exclaimed. "I couldn't figure it out."
"I thought she was trying to eat the tape or something."
Yuuko and Mari looked at each other. Mari spoke again.
"Well, I mean I didn't know she had the tape at the time but now that I do I guess that is what I would have thought if I had known. At the time I really just thought she was choking or something."
"Uh huh." Yuuko nodded.
"Really, you need to work on that." Mari said.
"Yeah. Evil laughted should come more from the chest area like so."
Yuuko gave a spine tingling laugh.
"I got goosebumps right now." Mari proclaimed. "See that is how you have to do it. That is effective. It would have changed the situation completely."
"Yeah if you just" Yuuko moved over to Yui and put her hand on her back.
"See when you inhale make sure your back fills up so you can really project and then just-"
Yui gave it a try.
"Oh, much better."
"Much." Mari agreed.
"Thank you."
"No problem."
"Wait! The tape!"
"Oh yeah, the tape." Mari said.
"I have the tape and you want the tape."
"Didn't we already go over this?" Mari asked.
"What I am saying is I will give you the tape-"
"Oh, that's nice of you." Mari interrupted.
Yui gave her a frustrated glare.
"for a price." She finnished.
"Okay, not so nice."
Yuuko snickered.
"And just what makes you think you can do that?"
"Because I know that you two would give anything to see it."
"True. We would do anything...anything like THIS!" In one quick motion Yuuko snatched the tape out of Yui's hands.
"Ah!" She exclaimed.
"Well, well, well, the tables certainly have turned." Mari said.
"Yeah. Who the hell do you think you are pulling that on us?"
"Damn fool." Mari said.
"Uh huh. We've been around a long time and you are going to have to try a lot harder."
"Just want do you want the tape for anyway?" Mari asked.
"Same thing you do."
"And that would be?" Yuuko asked.
"Money."
"Money?" Mari asked.
"I was going to sell the tape to you two for a ridiculous price."
"Why?"
"Because I knew you would pay for it."
"Yeah but why as in-"
"Oh, oh. I get it. Why? Because I'm in biyuuden."
"Be you-" Yuuko started.
"Excactly. My salary is a joke. It'd be nice to have some pocket money for a change."
"Well maybe if you didn't suck..." Yuuko offered.
"Not the point."
"Well listen." Yuuko began. "we would never use a video tape of our dear friend being bruttally assaulted in what I am told was a hilarious manner to our advantage. Use the tape for money! You should be ashamed."
"Actually I was going to." Mari said.
"Oh hell yeah, so was I. Still am mind you, but as a leader you need to say these things sometimes."
"Oh,oh."
"Anyway, we got the tape. Let's head out." Yuuko looked at Yui. "You can come with us. Unless you have something better to do."
"Unlikely." Mari retorted.
"The one two." Yuuko said, starting to laugh through her nose.
The girls left the control room.

[Sukoshi]

LOL that was genius  Flames + Pool + Biyuuden is just insanely funny stuff !

[black velvet]

Pool? Did Eri want Sayumi to dump the flames in a pool or something?

Poor Yui, always trying so hard, but she should mess with someone lower and work her way up the ladder.