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Re: The Konno Asami Thread 川o・-・)
« Reply #680 on: April 22, 2007, 10:55:06 PM »
Konno's roles in the skits are so hilarious. I'm looking forward to that weird video!

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Re: The Konno Asami Thread 川o・-・)
« Reply #681 on: April 23, 2007, 12:35:03 AM »
For tomorrow, the last day of Konno Skit Character week, the weirdness will come full force, as I upload what I consider to be the most weird and surreal H!M skit ever.  Look forward to it!

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Re: The Konno Asami Thread 川o・-・)
« Reply #682 on: April 23, 2007, 04:04:07 AM »
I look forward to the weird skit.

I absolutely LOVED the KonKon drinking milk clip. It was so completely random, she just stepped infront of the camera with the express purpose of drinking a cup of milk. Absolutely hilarious.

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Re: The Konno Asami Thread 川o・-・)
« Reply #683 on: April 23, 2007, 10:17:57 AM »
Well, it's been an interesting week of Konno's skit characters.
Through the scripted silliness of Hello! Morning Theatre, the girls got a chance to become someone else, usually with cute and hilarious results.

Whether their roles were based on real kinds of people (police officers, salarymen, housewives, etc), or something really off-the-wall (penguins, sparrows, pidgeons, devils, etc), there was always a kind of magical quality to the proceedings.

Somehow the tone of the whole thing found a balance between pure silliness and real storytelling, with an occasional bit of social commentary thrown in.
The result was something distinctly surreal while at least somewhat resembling reality.

At least that's how it normally was...

After a few years of watching these things, I thought I was immune to whatever silliness they could muster.
Then I came upon a series of skits they did in 2004 that just really blew my mind.

But that will have to wait.  First, I'd like to share some tamer fare:


Before I get to some of the weirder stuff, here's something that's at least partically grounded in reality.  Once again, Konno has the role of a servant to the Shirayuri family, at least as their top maid or something.  The entire feud between the Ganko family and the Shirayuri family always seemed to me like a kind of class struggle.  They were among the most fleshed-out of all the skit characters, with some very detailed mannerisms and habits.
Maid Konno - 55MB



Moving on to the more fantastic of the skits, we have the train station fairytale-land stories.
Though you couldn't be expected to meet someone like some of these characters in everyday life, at least they explained where they came from and how they got there.
Even with a Tengu in the mix, somehow this doesn't quite cross the line into madness.
Pinocchio Konno - 130MB




Finally, the part you've been waiting for.  While you could normally expect most characters to be stereotypical models of real people, various animals, or even fairytale characters, sometimes there came a role that just makes you go "What the hell?".
For me, this last skit does that.


Yes, that's Konno as Frodo. Yes, Frodo from Lord of the Rings.
No, I don't know what the writers were smoking, and I don't have any either.
There's just no explanation as to how he got there.

If you haven't seen this one before, I guarantee that by the end, you too will be going "What the hell?".  I mean that in the best way possible.  It's just hilariously random.
Frodo Konno - 74MB


And that concludes Konno Skit Character week.  I hope you enjoyed it.

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Re: The Konno Asami Thread 川o・-・)
« Reply #684 on: April 23, 2007, 04:30:00 PM »
LOL from Frodo Konno to Saturday Night Fever XD That was delightfully random
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Re: The Konno Asami Thread 川o・-・)
« Reply #685 on: April 23, 2007, 05:48:43 PM »
Rofl, that was the best video ever. Yossie and Konno are hilarious in that last skit XD

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Re: The Konno Asami Thread 川o・-・)
« Reply #686 on: April 23, 2007, 06:04:49 PM »

13 Days Left!!

great uploads slack, gotta love Maid Konno :heart:, moee~  :shy2:
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Re: The Konno Asami Thread 川o・-・)
« Reply #687 on: April 23, 2007, 06:21:23 PM »
love the Delinquent Konno. That was the beginning of my liking for her :heart:

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Re: The Konno Asami Thread 川o・-・)
« Reply #688 on: April 23, 2007, 11:58:03 PM »
that some great uploads u got here. Thanks. i haven't watch it yet i but i already know it gonna be great, as long as it got the adorable konkon in it.  just by looking at the picture, konno in a maid's outfit is already doki doki. Eri is too.  downloading rite now.

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Re: The Konno Asami Thread 川o・-・)
« Reply #689 on: April 24, 2007, 04:14:48 AM »
Yay! happy insanity ! thanks for sharing, o generous one!

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Re: The Konno Asami Thread 川o・-・)
« Reply #690 on: April 24, 2007, 06:54:49 AM »
Risa gets konned while backstage at Rika's grad.

http://www.sendspace.com/file/tn7yqn
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Re: The Konno Asami Thread 川o・-・)
« Reply #691 on: April 24, 2007, 04:45:49 PM »
Wow Slack! Thanks for all the Konkony goodness. Oddly enough she fits the role of Frodo well. LOL.
Some great vids...way to share the love everyone...Thanks :)

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Re: The Konno Asami Thread 川o・-・)
« Reply #692 on: April 24, 2007, 05:25:18 PM »

12 Days Left!

#12 for 12!

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Re: The Konno Asami Thread 川o・-・)
« Reply #693 on: April 24, 2007, 09:59:07 PM »
Risa gets konned while backstage at Rika's grad.

http://www.sendspace.com/file/tn7yqn
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hey, notice the lady fussing (and smiling) over Risa's dance costume behind the 2 girls?
she has a strong facial similarity with Risa...
is she her mother or sister ? :P

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Re: The Konno Asami Thread 川o・-・)
« Reply #694 on: April 25, 2007, 06:10:41 AM »
Can anyone tell me what the dates of the episodes are for Chinese restaurant skit?

It was really cute seeing KonKon playing with Risa's face. I thought she was going to kiss her at first.

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Re: The Konno Asami Thread 川o・-・)
« Reply #695 on: April 25, 2007, 03:40:50 PM »
Risa gets konned while backstage at Rika's grad.

http://www.sendspace.com/file/tn7yqn
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Aww, that's too cute <3 Silly Konkon
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Re: The Konno Asami Thread 川o・-・)
« Reply #696 on: April 25, 2007, 05:10:51 PM »

11 Water for
11 Days Left!


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Re: The Konno Asami Thread 川o・-・)
« Reply #697 on: April 25, 2007, 05:13:07 PM »
^konkon x8 :heart: Best pic ever :)
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Re: The Konno Asami Thread 川o・-・)
« Reply #698 on: April 26, 2007, 03:24:41 PM »

10 Days Left!

I'm in the process of compiling some more files for the last 10 days.  More on that later.

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Re: The Konno Asami Thread 川o・-・)
« Reply #699 on: April 27, 2007, 01:14:30 AM »
its getting closer and closer to the big day everybody!!   :luvluv2:
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