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Main Entry:
cobalt 60Function:
noun: a heavy radioactive isotope of cobalt of the mass number 60 produced in nuclear reactors and used as a source of gamma rays (as for radiotherapy)
Main Entry:
no·nox·y·nol-9 
Pronunciation: nä-'näk-si-"nol-'nIn, n&-, -"nOl-
Function:
nounEtymology:
nonyl (the radical C9H19) +
oxy- + phe
nol +
9 (from the fact that the compounds it contains have an average of nine ethylene oxide groups per molecule)
: a spermicide used in contraceptive products
It's something you use as birth control if you have sex with a robot that has a nuclear reactor.