SAITO:: Saito wakes up :: (thinks)
where am I?? REELP!
RELP!! Get me out of here!
:: Saito frantically flips out!! We are shown a flashback, where she was tied up and beaten by rival gang ::
:: Hearing the noise, Nacchi opens the lid and helps Saito out ::
Thank you Natsumi, I dunno how I got trapped in there *Saito sobs*
Huh? What was that??
:: Saito looks down at her toes and sees pieces of mango lodged into her long unkept toenails ::
KAMEI!!!!I've had it up to here!!! It's time for us veteran H!P members to show em who da BOSS Playah!
:: camera zooms straight up Saito's nostrils ::
We've been sent to the School of TSoonk to get retrained in the finer arts of being a singing dancing Idol! Let's show em who laid the tracks! Who wrote the game!
:: Saito turns to Nacchi and Kei, gripping their shoulders passionately as spittle flies ::
What do you say Nacchi?? Are you with me?? Kei-chan! Where u at dawg?? I know you wanting to battle!! You think this is a game?? You think this is a GAME?!? ROOF! RAWF!!
:: Saito begins to do a chest maneuvure with dog barking noises into Nacchi and Kei's faces ::
WU-TANG!!