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« Reply #60 on: September 12, 2006, 01:47:32 AM »
Yossi

(thinks) "Why I'm wet?. And what about all those screams?. O_O I... I'm dead and tis is the Hell!!??"
 
:: Opens the eyes slowly. It's reaining. And there is a disgusting smell ::
 
"Wh... whatis happening here?"
 
:: Sits and looks around ::
 
"O_O girls!!! Stop it right now!. Listen to me!, Stooooooop!!!"

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« Reply #61 on: September 12, 2006, 01:48:30 AM »
Megumi

After leaving the library, Megumi heads off towards the M.R. field, which is next to the Gatas field.

Nearing the Gatas field, Megumi sees that somethings going on.
Having put up her umbrella after leaving the library, Megumi gets nearer to field, and is able to make out who's all there.

"Well, well, well, what have all you girls been up to, hmmm?"
"Hito-chan, are you out here picking fights again?"
"Especially with the younger ones....figured you win this one, huh?"

"Kamei, or anyone want to fill me in."
"Yo, microphone check one, two, what is this? The five foot assassin with the roughneck business"
"Are you my mummy?"
"Hello, Sweetie."
"Who's scruffy looking?"

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« Reply #62 on: September 12, 2006, 01:52:46 AM »
::: Drunk sayu yells at megumi::

Careful, Don't knock over my Cart-O-Aichan!!... Sorry I am having a hard time controlling the volume of my voice.

::: now whispering:::

Eri... Are you going to continue Fighting with Saito, She looks like she is goign to attack either me or you.

:: Notices Yossi is up, and waves at her:::

I don't know what Yossi is saying...

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« Reply #63 on: September 12, 2006, 01:55:45 AM »
SAITO

:: Can't hear Yossi's pleads to stop. ::

:: Saito is covered in mud from head to toe, topless, pants already dropped - somewhere down the field ::

GAhhh....Who puked on me!! SAITO ... GET .... MADD!!

:: GLARES at a drunk Sayumi! ::

You lil M.R BITCH!!! I knew this vomit tasted like yours!!

:: swings at Sayu but slips and knocks Megumi in the piehole! ::

YAAAHH!!

:: the glasses shatter into her hands ::

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« Reply #64 on: September 12, 2006, 01:56:35 AM »
Megumi

Megumi takes a few steps back after Sayu's outburst.
Not one to usually partake of physical confrontations, this time Megumi walks up to Sayu, grabs her ear, and drags her back a bit.

"I don't really like that tone of voice, Sayu-chan."

Not noticing Saito in time, Megumi gets hit, her glasses shatter, and she staggers back.

"SAITO!!!!...you dumb drunk broad, you broke my glasses!!!"
"Yo, microphone check one, two, what is this? The five foot assassin with the roughneck business"
"Are you my mummy?"
"Hello, Sweetie."
"Who's scruffy looking?"

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« Reply #65 on: September 12, 2006, 01:59:15 AM »
Yossi
 
(Thinks): "I have to do something... but what should I do??"
"Hitomi, please, stop it!"
:: Yossi try to stop Saito holding her arms. But it don't work. So she jumps on Saito's back and covers Hitomis's eyes with her hands ::

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« Reply #66 on: September 12, 2006, 02:00:40 AM »
Megumi

Megumi takes her umbrella, hits Saito in the gut, then hits Saito on her chin, knocking her on her ass.
"Yo, microphone check one, two, what is this? The five foot assassin with the roughneck business"
"Are you my mummy?"
"Hello, Sweetie."
"Who's scruffy looking?"

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« Reply #67 on: September 12, 2006, 02:02:53 AM »
:: With her ear being pulled and suddenly released:::

:: Notices Saito Punch Megumi::

Eh... WOw that was a close one!

:: suddenly realizes that punch was for her:::

You Bitch!! you were trying to hit me.

:: With the stregth that could only come from a drunk person, She lunges straight at Saito in head butt position as Saito is on the floor:::

TAKE THIS!!! EEK-U-ZO!!!!

::: Head butts Saito straight in the stomach:::

OW... that hurt too...

::: slowly passes out from the pain:::

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« Reply #68 on: September 12, 2006, 02:03:10 AM »
Kamei
 
" Wait a second! Everyone! Wait! Please~!! Look at us! " Kamei screams out as she stomps her foot on the muddy ground.

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« Reply #69 on: September 12, 2006, 02:07:08 AM »
Megumi

"Dammit, my face hurts like hell."

"Saito-san, stop this already, enough"

"This goes for everyone else as well."

"What the hell started all this, anyway?"
"Yo, microphone check one, two, what is this? The five foot assassin with the roughneck business"
"Are you my mummy?"
"Hello, Sweetie."
"Who's scruffy looking?"

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« Reply #70 on: September 12, 2006, 02:11:32 AM »
SAITO

:: Gets a roundhouse from Megumi, but manages to grab her breasts ::

EEE-TY!!!

:: falls flat on her ass, then feels a head ram into her stomach - with teeth unknowingly tearing off Saito's nipple ::

YEEEEEOOOWWWW!!!

:: Talks in slow motion, recovering from her wounds of Megumi's roundhouse from Megumi on her chin and the Sayu's head indented into her stomach ::

Ohhhh.....what have I become??? Alcohol has consumed my lifestyle!! I use it to escape my bad GATAS skills! I use it ot escape my bad dancing!

:: Saito sobs like John Rambo at the end of First Blood ::

Life as a Saito shouldn't be so rough!

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« Reply #71 on: September 12, 2006, 02:15:13 AM »
Kamei
 
" Are you ok Saito-san!? " Kamei asks worringly.

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« Reply #72 on: September 12, 2006, 02:16:33 AM »
Megumi

"Ok, has everyone calmed down?"

"Good...damn, we're all a mess, and it doesn't look like there'll be any try-outs in this storm."

"What say we all head back to the dorms, and get cleaned up."

"Also, we'll have to get Sayu and Ai-chan back to thier rooms."

Megumi shakes her head in disgust.

"Damn, damn, damn, I hope I can get my glasses replaced."

Sees Saito sitting there looking miserable, reaches a hand to her to help her up.

"Come on, Hito-chan, get up...lets go back to the dorms."

"You really need to start laying off of the sauce, Hito, it drives you outta your mind sometimes."
« Last Edit: September 12, 2006, 02:20:06 AM by L-san »
"Yo, microphone check one, two, what is this? The five foot assassin with the roughneck business"
"Are you my mummy?"
"Hello, Sweetie."
"Who's scruffy looking?"

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« Reply #73 on: September 12, 2006, 02:21:04 AM »
Kamei
 
" Megumi's right! We shouldn't be fighting like this... We're idols!! " Kamei screamed as she watches Saito get up.
 
" ... "
 
:: Proceeds to tackle Saito from behind, knocking her to the ground::
 
" Grab my ass, will you!? " Kamei frantically said as she stands over and points at Saito.
 

 
::Without saying a word to Megumi, Kamei climbs onto Megumi's shoulders and points to the sky::
 
" I think it's time to show Gata's girl how we do it, Eridorian Kyamei style! "
 
" Ho, Kashikomarii, BITCH! " Kamei screamed as she jumped off.
 
::In slow motion, Kamei proceeds to land the muddiest dropkick in the world via Thunder Thigh Power::

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« Reply #74 on: September 12, 2006, 02:22:14 AM »
Yossi
 
"Thanks god this is over..." :: Takes Sayumi in her arms :: "Eri, can you help me taking Ai to the dorms?. I'll take Sayumi."
"Heads to the dorms"

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« Reply #75 on: September 12, 2006, 02:24:16 AM »
Megumi

Seeing Kamei about to kick Saito, Megumi also sees that Kamei's about to lose her balance in the mud.
"Yo, microphone check one, two, what is this? The five foot assassin with the roughneck business"
"Are you my mummy?"
"Hello, Sweetie."
"Who's scruffy looking?"

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« Reply #76 on: September 12, 2006, 02:28:25 AM »
SAITO



:: GETS THUNDERTHIGHED BY KAMEI, feeling those long athletic legs implant her head and Saito lands face first into the mud ::

GLUGGLUGGLUG!!!

:: swallows some mud and blood and possibly her teeth ::

:: Reaches to attack but ....thinks ::

* what have I become?? Hasn't my 10,000 hours of community service, anger management classes, and prison taught me anything *

:: looks at Kamei ::

lt wasn't my war. You asked me, l didn't ask you!
l did everything to win, but someone didn't let us win.
And at home at the airport those maggots were protesting.
They spat at me, called me a baby murderer and shit like that!

:: Turns to a  bloody Megumi ::

There l flew helicopters, drove tanks, had equipment worth millions.
Here l can't even work parking!

:: Looks down on a drunk Sayu ::

l went to get a couple of beers. The box was wired. He opened it...
There were body parts flying everywhere.
He lay there and screamed... l have all these pieces of him on me!

:: Reaches to hold Yossi ::

l see it every day.
Sometimes l wake up and don't know where l am. l don't talk to anyone.
Sometimes all day long.
Sometimes a week.
l can't get it out of my head!

:: sobs into Yossi's bosom ::

I'm sorry everyone!!! I acted like an ass again! Please forgive meeeeeeeee!!

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« Reply #77 on: September 12, 2006, 02:32:15 AM »
Kamei
 
::Just as Saito finished her speech, Kamei slips (Y'know, complete with the sound effect of someone slipping on a banana)::

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« Reply #78 on: September 12, 2006, 02:33:04 AM »
Yossi

(Thinking) "She's too much ..."
"Come on girls, let's go now. You're all dirty." "And the alcohol it's over for today, ok?"

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« Reply #79 on: September 12, 2006, 02:35:02 AM »
Kamei
 
::Raises her hand from the ground::
 
" Umm.. I don't drink, so I'm sober right now. Is that bad? "

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