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Offline bluekinoko

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« on: September 03, 2006, 03:59:42 PM »
Lol. Ok, so I havent slept in a while.
Nor ate.
And to top it off I have had something to drink and its takings its toll on my body. And this is all in the name of science!! I was wondering what kind of story I could do under the influence..lol

This isnt a drabble. Its a ramble


Yossie yelled out. Running around in circles calling for anyone to help her. Several members burst in to see what could have made the indestructable Yossie panic so. They shook their head in disbelief.

"You-are-in-idiot" Kei sighed, leaving the room.

Yossie continued to scream in panic. She was now throwing a fit on the floor. "GET IT OFF! SOMEONE!!"

While taking the turtle neck sweater off it had become stuck around her neck and tied her hands above her head meaning she was no longer able to use them. She had spent the past 20 minutes trying madly to get the damn thing off.

Half of the members left. Seeing Yossie tie herself up like that was funny the first time. Second time and even the third. But now - the seventh time, its lost its charm. Although Aibon still gets a good laugh out of it. Having Yossi unable to see or move her arms left her very VERY vunerable.

Yossies screamed turned high pitch. "I KNOW IT'S YOU AIBON! NO ONE ELSE HAS AN - OWWW! - LIGHTER!!"

Kago laughed like an evil genius as she threatened Yossie with the lighter. The heat of it even from a distance was painful. Before leaving the girl helpless on the floor, she tied Yossi's shoes together.

In a restaurant, downtown.

"Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Ishikawa jumped up from the table and screamed.  "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"

Ayumi slapped her forehead. "You see! This is why I dont take her out for dinner!" She explained to Mai. Mai nodded absentmindedly, she was taking aback by Ishikawa, who at this very moment is running around the restaurant in a circle screaming like its the end of the world. Her yells had changed from the initial "aaahh" to a high pitched "Wop wop wop" similar to a siren.

Ayumi watched, she was well use to this reaction. "Just wait - in 5 minutes she'll make a noise like an airhorn...its quite amazing"

Mai wondered if its possible for someone to scream continuously for 5 minutes.

- 20 minutes later -

Mai had learnt something. It was possible.

Ayumi had learnt something too. She will NEVER EVER take Ishikawa out for dinner again no matter how much anyone begs her to do so.

"FOR CHRIST SAKE RIKA!! ITS COOKED CHICKEN!!!"


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Offline len.chan

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« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2006, 04:08:31 PM »
i really don't know what to say... just XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
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Mai wondered if its possible for someone to scream continuously for 5 minutes.

- 20 minutes later -

Mai had learnt something. It was possible

the best! XD

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« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2006, 04:16:42 PM »
Really good XDXD

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« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2006, 04:28:47 PM »
hmmm.... i don't really get it... so... yossie and ishikawa are linked?

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« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2006, 04:39:01 PM »
Is this an attempt to make everyone like this so you have an excuse to drink more often? xD
Just kidding, it was pretty funny xD

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« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2006, 08:15:09 PM »
XD XD XD XD XD

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« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2006, 09:33:05 PM »
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"I KNOW IT'S YOU AIBON! NO ONE ELSE HAS AN - OWWW! - LIGHTER!!"

FTW XD

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Her yells had changed from the initial "aaahh" to a high pitched "Wop wop wop" similar to a siren.

I always knew Rika was a siren!

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« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2006, 09:45:31 PM »
lol...i like the yossi part haha...
why do people are so funny when they are drunk...XD
maybe i should try to be drunk...

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« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2006, 11:21:26 PM »
I should too...WOOP WOOP WOOP!!!Wait...I am already...XD
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« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2006, 11:37:01 PM »
XD That's awsome, while reading it, I had a feeling that with Rika it had something to do with a chicken. XD I've seen "Rika vs the chickens" waaaaay too many times.

Oh, and now I'm going to carried a lighter everywhere I go in hope of finding a drunk person with a turtle neck on. :D
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« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2006, 09:50:46 AM »
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Ayumi slapped her forehead. "You see! This is why I dont take her out for dinner!"
:lol:

LOL, I knew that this story would be funny when I saw the title.

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