Amusing chapter :]
Chapter 23: A vacation?
“Huh? Are you drunk again?” Reina waved a hand in front of the Obachan.
“Of course not,” Yuko gave a glare and smacked Reina upside the head, before smiling again, “I’m serious! A nice vacation for everyone to do some moon-gazing! October’s the best month for it, you know!”
“I like the idea, very much,” Miki laid deeper in the sofa, trying to get more comfort, “A nice good vacation…”
“What did Nakazawa-san drink to come up with this? Seems like a grand plan! Are you sure you aren’t drunk?” Sayumi piped up in a cutesy voice.
“Of course not,” Yuko gave a glare and smacked Sayumi upside the head, before smiling again, “I got maybe two or three vacation houses near the pond, can’t remember. Yes, I had to separate us all, for the sake of not bringing media attention.
“Separated eh? Did you arrange who shares rooms and such?” Yossie raised a brow.
“We’ll be separated?” Sayumi whimpered.
“I won’t share a room with Sayu?” Eri gave the same whimper.
“Of course not,” Yuko gave a glare and smacked Eri upside the head, before smiling, “I took the liberty of making sure that everyone stays with who they like and whatnot. Besides, the homes aren’t too far, basically a few houses from each other. We could walk by shore to get to each other.”
“Wow, you really are capable of performing good deeds,” Maki coughed.
“What was that, my dear Gocchin?” Yuko laughed as she violated Maki’s boobs by dual-smacking them. “Any questions?”
“Rides? What about rides?” Koharu tilted her head in an innocent smile.
“I can drive!” Yuko smacked her heart proudly.
“…Do you even have a license?” Risa widened her eyes.
After a long time, Yuko finally beamed and nodded, “Of course I do!”
Then why did you pause to think about it?! Everyone thought, now afraid of the Obachan.
“I’m driving a smaller car,” Kaori appeared out of nowhere, scaring everyone. “Yuko’s car can hold 6. Mine can hold 5.”
“Kaori~!” Yuko jumped for joy and ran to give Kaori a big hug, unfortunately for her, the sixth Orochi simply stuck her hand out to block the unsuspecting second orochi. “We’re not bringing too many people anyway, due to the schedules and all. I believe Country Musume can’t make it, neither could Ayaka and a whole bunch of other people,” Yuko turned around, knowing she could not hug Kaori now.
“Wow, so not much of us are coming…” Koharu frowned.
“I’m going to come by later, I have some meetings to go through. So I might come another day,” Yossie sighed.
“And I have more important matters to attend to…” Ai said with a sigh.
“I’m feeling like a lazyass again, since I have more movies to watch… But I’ll come anyway. Not like those movies will run from me,” Miki rested her hands behind her head.
“Yuko can take 2, and I’ll take the rest,” Kaori simply stated.
“Wait, isn’t Nakazawa-san’s car more roomy? Why is she taking less people?” Sayumi asked.
Kaori paused for a moment, before finally saying, “Well… The fewer the casualties, the better right?”
Everyone’s eyes widened.
Dot. Dot. Dot.
Everyone got into readying positions…
“ROCK! PAPER! SCISSORS!”
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“We made it! I can’t believe Yuuchan got us an inn next to the huge pond!” Miki threw her hands in the air of relief.
“Speaking of Nakazawa-san…” Sayumi looked at the other bus unloading its passengers, “I wonder how the ride went?”
Next to them, Koharu looked deadly pale white, eyes still widened, as if she saw a ghost, and she shivered occasionally.
“I feel really bad for Tanakacchi and Miracle-chan,…” Risa looked at the poor traumatized people, Koharu seemingly traumatized the most.
“I saw everything…” Maki frowned grimly. “It looks like a roller coaster’s got nothing on Yuko behind the wheel…”
“Yo’ betcha…” Reina said in a scared voice. “Nex’time, I’m gonna ge’ tin’ Iida-san’s ri’e…”
“Haha! Even Yuko’s driving brings out Reina’s full-on accent!” Miki laughed, patting the Fukuoka girl on the shoulder.
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“Okay, we’re settled in, now what?” Miki laid like the usual lazy person she is on the sofa.
“I don’t know, drink nice tea… grope each other… scary stories…” Yuko trailed off.
“Drinking tea is boring… I consider the groping idea… But isn’t it a little too late to be telling horror stories? Summer’s long gone…” Miki wiggled her posterior in the chair, attempting to be more comfortable in it.
“So who’s staying in what house anyway?” Maki sat next to Miki.
“Maki, Reina, Miki, Risa, and I are to stay in the first house, Eri, Sayumi, Koharu, and Kaori in the second house,” Yuko sat on a stool.
“Wait, we’re the only ones here?” Reina raised a brow.
“Nah, I think Yossie said she might come late? Oh and surprisingly, Megumi is on her way as we speak. It’s up to them on which house they want to sleep in…”
“Murata-senpai? I wonder why?” Koharu tilted her head in a confused gaze.
“She said she had nothing better to do,” Miki waved her hand dismissively. “So does this mean the others have to go walk to the other house?”
“Yes, but just leave your stuff in the other house, you can walk back here. It’s not that far…” Yuko walked out the backdoor, leading to the huge pond, and pointed diagonally, there was another house in view; it seemed that it was simply a few blocks away. However, walking by shoreline didn’t seem as close as everyone thought it would be. Nonetheless, it’s still at least less than ten minutes to walk. “I’m going to take a walk to unlock the doors to the other house, you better behave~!” and with that, she left.
“But I don’t like walking…” Sayumi placed her fingers beneath her lips and pouted.
“Then hop,” Miki blatantly replied. “Better yet, let Yuuchan drive you over?”
“I think I’ll walk!” Sayumi immediately said. “Isn’t that right Koha-chan?”
When everyone looked at Koharu, she was stiff and very pale, yet again.
“Koharu?” Eri snapped her fingers in front of Koharu.
“…Please don’t…”
Eri jumped at the sudden noise. But Koharu only shivered. In fact, the miracle was acting as if someone was messing around with her “shiver” switch, shivering for a few seconds before stopping, and then starting again.
“Nakazawa-san… Please stop… Please stop…I’m sorry! I’m sorry! It’s all over... I’m going to die…AHHH~! GRANPA~! WATCH OUT~!”
“Koharu! Step away from the light!” Eri tried to console, before proceeding to close the shades.
“Like hell that’s going to work!” Miki snapped. “Since Yuuchan is probably not too far, I say grab your luggage and follow her!”
The people of the second house immediately grabbed their belongings and practically bolted out of the backdoor after Yuko.
“So harsh,” Risa went and opened the shades again.
“I’ll be harsh when I need to be,” Miki crossed her arms, “You know by now. Whenever Yossie is messing around, I’m usually the one to line us back up.”
“Aw, what a good sub-leader,” Maki smirked.
“Shut up,” Miki also smirked, smacking Maki in the crotch.
The 7th orochi bent over in pain, much to the amusement of Miki.
“Anyways…” Risa began, “Miki’s question needs to be answered, what ARE we going to do?”
“Grope?” Miki’s hand went at demonic speed to grab Maki’s boob. Maki then smacked Miki’s hand away and proceeded to sit at a different chair.
“I think not!” Maki crossed her arms over her precious objects yet again. “I’m fearing my safety… You and Nakazawa are staying in this house…”
“You know what, this is going to be one hell of a time,” Reina sighed.
“Let’s look in the refridgerator~<3” Maki got up from the couch, still cautious of Miki’s touches. Risa followed Maki to the kitchen.
“Whoa, I half-expected it to be entirely filled with beer,” Risa arched a thick eyebrow, gazing at the various health drinks.
“Ew, is that noni juice?” Maki pointed to the bottle in question.
“Seriously?” Miki called out from the couch.
Reina poked her head in the kitchen door, “The Obachan drinks Noni? I can’t stand that stuff!”
“Neither could I!” Risa shut the refrigerator, “Can’t stand it in the world children’s games corner, can’t stand it anywhere else…” she sighed as she walked out to the living room and sat casually on the floor, next to the low table. Maki followed and sat on the stool.
“I wonder if it’s intentional…Putting the others in the other house?”
“What do you mean, Tanakacchi?” Risa rested her chin on the table.
“I mean, y’all are… You know, but I’m the only one who knows about you all. I mean, don’t mind my personal opinion, but you all strike me as people who might give it away.”
“Ah~! Am I seriously that much of a giveaway?!” Risa shot her head up.
“Not really… I understand that I’m a hugeass giveaway though, considering my ways of communication…” Miki looked at her nails and wiggled her fingers out of boredom.
“What about me?” Maki pointed to herself, “What makes me unreliable?”
“Because it seems like anyone would love to kiss you.”
“Oi, are you one of those people?” Miki sneered at Reina’s direction.
Reina and Maki looked at Miki, then at each other with a slight blush.
“Of course! I would love to land a nice hot kiss on our beloved sexy Gocchin as well! Ain’t that right, Reina?” Yuko laughed when she placed a hand on Reina’s shoulder. Everyone was surprised at the sudden appearance of the Touching demon Señorita.
Yuko laughed again, raising her hand to pet Reina’s head, “Now now, why the sudden shock? Aren’t you all going to exclaim how much you miss me and give me tight hugs?”
“How the hell did you exist here?!” Maki replied in exclaimation.
“You know, when a Mother and Father have se—”
“I didn’t mean that! How did you get here?!”
“Through the door of course!” Yuko laughed yet again, now proceeding to wrap her arms around Reina’s waist and rest her chin on her junior yankii’s shoulder. “You really are a simpleton m’dear.”
“Anywho…” Miki had snuck into the kitchen while Maki and Yuko were bickering, “Time to bust out the beer!” she was about to open the beer can, but was snatched by Maki. “What the hell?”
“Yuko’s here,” Risa said , turning her head to look at the two.
“That…sucks…?” Miki raised a brow in confusion.
“Sucks? It sucks bad…” Reina released herself from the Touching Demon Señorita.
“Regardless of my heart-wrenching lusty hard-to-resist temptation for beer… I promised myself I wouldn’t let anyone, even myself, drink…” Yuko sat on the chait behind Risa. “So unfortunately, Mikitty, you have to lay off the alcohol.”
“Feh…” Miki walked past Maki, who was returning the beer, and laid down on the couch, “so, how many bedrooms?”
“Haha, just one.”
“Seriously?!” Risa turned her head again, “how many beds?”
“Just one moderate sized bed, unfortunately,” Yuko sighed.
“If that’s the case, then I’ll share with you, and leave everyone else to sleep on the floor of the living room,” Miki took hold of a pillow and rested her head on it, laying on her belly.
“Grand idea!” Yuko clapped her hands together.
“I won’t let you sleep tonight…Yuuchan,” Miki said in a rather seductive voice.
“Oh my… Does this mean we’ll be sharing the same dreams…Mikitty,” Yuko replied in the same seductive voice.
Then, they both did a peace sign, saying “yes!” in sync.
“What the hell…” Maki walked in, “you two never get tired of that crap…”
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“Ha…The meeting’s over…” Yossie stretched her arms out, satisfied with hearing the appropriate cracking noises from her bones. “A small vacation, huh?” she smiled as she stepped into the apartment. As if a routine, she dropped off her files in her bedroom, and headed straight for a common destination for her.
“How did the meeting go?” Rika seemed like she was waiting for Yossie’s arrival. She was sitting against the side of her bed, checking the text messages on her cellphone.
“Hmm…They said we’re going to attend quite a few volleyball games, since we’re supporting the team and all…” the Morning Musume leader said as she sat on the bed.
“I wonder… How are they enjoying their brief vacation? Leaving us to do all the work…” Rika looked up at Yossie, “Don’t you ever find it revolting when you’re the one doing all the work, and everyone else just lays back, forgetting?”
“What are you getting at, my dear Ojou-sama?”
“Perhaps… I shall teach them a lesson…” Rika now sat in front of Yossie, looking up at her with obviously irritated eyes, “They have to be reminded…”
“Haha, if that’s the case…” Yossie took Rika’s hand and pulled her on her lap. Thus, Yossie placed her arms around the older’s waist, with the Viyuuden leader loosely holding Yossie’s neck, Rika straddling Yossie’s lap.
“If that’s the case…” Rika urged on, staring intently into Yossie’s eyes, wanting her to continue.
“If that’s the case, then why don’t you come on the vacation with me?”
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