Author Topic: Abducted By Aliens? Call Now for Compensation (Read 1287 times)

Foxy Brown · « **on:** October 08, 2006, 01:08:13 AM »

A German lawyer hopes to drum up more business by pursuing state compensation claims for people who believe they were abducted by aliens.

aang · « **Reply #1 on:** October 08, 2006, 04:26:10 AM »

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Wha?

Tyball · « **Reply #2 on:** October 08, 2006, 08:51:35 AM »

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extra-terrestrial watchdogs report scores of alien assaults every year

If the aliens kidnap these many people without getting caught, why aren't they claiming any ransom money or something? I thought they were supposed to be really smart?

ToasterKing · « **Reply #3 on:** October 08, 2006, 11:04:58 AM »

Quote from: Tyball

If the aliens kidnap these many people without getting caught, why aren't they claiming any ransom money or something? I thought they were supposed to be really smart?

I'm pretty sure they got their 'fill' of the people they kidnapped..

thelastangel · « **Reply #4 on:** October 10, 2006, 06:21:12 AM »

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Asked if he was worried he might look ridiculous by seeking justice for clients haunted by aliens, Lorek was unfazed.
"Nobody has laughed about it up until now."

:nelson: Mr. Jens Lorek, Please allow me to be the first then:

.... :ROFL