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Offline Jin

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« on: June 03, 2005, 06:50:55 AM »
can be found here http://www.bitterasianmen.com

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« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2005, 07:15:13 AM »
Funny site.

Of course I'm apparently one of the main reasons why they're bitter....  :oops:

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« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2005, 07:20:21 AM »
yeah. sorry fellas. :D

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« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2005, 07:23:07 AM »
Wow, there's a lot of hilarious truth on that site.  Why am I continually put in the "friends" ladder? :evil:

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« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2005, 07:51:24 AM »
<----not asian, but I know understand the bitterness.
Asian men must have it pretty tough sometimes. My heart goes out to you.  :cry:
If it makes you feel better, I've totally had crushes on chicks who only had a thing for asian guys. :cry:




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« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2005, 11:56:24 AM »
lol that was some hilarious shit...
Love the picture where Bruce Lee has this badass grin and thinks about Lucy Liu.

In Finland the asians drive fast cars and have lots of girls. Don't know about their penis size though. Maybe I'll go ask them next time I see some. :D


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« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2005, 02:11:59 PM »
Oh man, some of those are true... and somewhat sad. ;P

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1. If you're an Asian guy, you aren't going to get in movies unless you're a martial arts master. Or old.
2. More often than not you'll be a minor bad guy who is dispatched quickly by the (usually non-Asian) hero.
3. Even Asian superstars never get the girl in movies.

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« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2005, 03:25:56 PM »
I'm totally like the "halfy" guy they've got on there.  I love his 3-point conclusion:

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In conclusion:
1. Half-Asian guys get shafted almost as badly as Asian guys
2. White guys suck
3. Asian girls suck, and are shallow

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...Barrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-be-cuuuuuuuuuuuuue

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« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2005, 05:53:29 PM »
I was thinking a little last night about this, in between thinking about meeting Konno on vacation in Hawai'i, and thinking about being stranded alone on a tropical island with Konno after an unfortunate(?) plane crash.

I'm getting less action than most of the asian guys I know. I'm from a conservative family and am focused on school and stuff, while they're party hounds. So the truism isn't necessarily.... true. In my experience it's the Jewish guys I know who are the worst off.

I also usually date Asian girls because all the white girls seem to be dating black guys.  :P

(Does this mean that Asian guys should be trying their luck with Black or Indian girls? I dunno.)

(EDIT: This cartoon seems a little on-topic, though it's more how Japanese see Chinese: http://www.neko-machi.com/cgi-bin/comicrant.pl?date=2003-02-20)

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« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2005, 01:31:03 PM »
<----  True ABA

Yeah... ummm... I'm bitter.  So Watch Out!

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« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2005, 05:20:52 AM »
That site defines my life.  No white girl gave a damn about me, that wasn't related.  And my Asian sister NEVER was interested in asian guys.

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« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2005, 06:31:31 AM »
asian men arent bitter

you are

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« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2005, 06:33:28 AM »
Pretty funny stuff.  

It's probably true, however, what my friend said: women just hate the bitter Asian men.

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« Reply #13 on: June 05, 2005, 06:40:42 AM »
Dunno, I sympathize with those guys but I thought it was funny that they were complaining that the white girls they idealize ignore them.  So it's ok for them to lust after white girls and fail, but it's wrong for azn chix to lust after white guys and succeed?

Mokay. :thumbsup

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It's probably true, however, what my friend said: women just hate the bitter Asian men.
Nah, actually plenty of girls will go on for days about how they're looking for some blue-eyed Brad Pitt type.  They fetishize blue-eyed blond haired stubbly dudes the same way that most people on this board fetishize petite dark-haired lotus blossoms, lol.

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« Reply #14 on: June 05, 2005, 11:09:06 AM »
Quote from: Saburo
Pretty funny stuff.  

It's probably true, however, what my friend said: women just hate the bitter Asian men.


I think women hate bitter men in general.

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« Reply #15 on: June 06, 2005, 10:39:15 PM »
Wow, this site is so true. Why does nobody love meeeeee :?

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« Reply #16 on: June 06, 2005, 10:51:21 PM »
With my Asian female friends, they'll almost always tell me that they "love" me, they're just not "in love" with me.  Like with me Filipino female friends, all they have to do is call me "kuya", and I know that there's not a snowball's chance in hell that I'm gonna get some from them.  The word "kuya" basically means big brother, so once they've called you that, you can forget about it.

Sometimes, if I know a Filipino guy friend of mine likes a non-Filipino girl, I'll be a jackass and secretly get the girl to call him "kuya".  I know, I know, I'm being a major prick by doing this, considering what I just said.  No need to remind me.

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« Reply #17 on: June 07, 2005, 05:19:51 AM »
I'll keep that in mind if I ever meet a good looking Filipino girl.

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« Reply #18 on: June 07, 2005, 06:38:53 AM »
hehe, pretty funny
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« Reply #19 on: June 07, 2005, 03:18:20 PM »
I wish they all take those "traitors" away........... then we don't have anymore Lucy Liu like chicks around.

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