Author Topic: The Struggle 2006 - No Wanking Contest PART 2!!! (or join The ANTI-STRUGGLE) (Read 104420 times)

cege2006 · « **Reply #80 on:** November 07, 2006, 08:26:43 AM »

Oh wow...holy freaking wow......I wasn't part of this forum last year but I'm pretty curious as to how this will all turn out. Considering taking the one month challenge....but I'll have to really think about it.

Princess Pudding · « **Reply #81 on:** November 07, 2006, 12:54:05 PM »

Quote from: Daisukirika;230268

So we're the "cheering" squad now??? ahaha....

We were always the cheering squad! You didn't catch that part?

Daisukirika · « **Reply #82 on:** November 07, 2006, 12:57:25 PM »

O it must have slipt by me when I was reading the messages. ahaha sorry

Redturtle · « **Reply #83 on:** November 07, 2006, 02:14:20 PM »

HA! Count me out! You bunch of fuckers!! HAHAHAHHAHA!

ebc · « **Reply #84 on:** November 07, 2006, 03:47:39 PM »

Quote from: Redturtle;230376

HA! Count me out! You bunch of fuckers!! HAHAHAHHAHA!

Now that's the spirit!!
I know it's a particularly difficult road for you Red so I put you down as leader. Do your best! and remember the team is counting on you to help them pull through this year... I mean not pull through... I mean the other pull...

k I goto bed

tamatron · « **Reply #85 on:** November 07, 2006, 04:09:19 PM »

Didn't she say "count me out"?

Ayabie · « **Reply #86 on:** November 07, 2006, 04:30:39 PM »

^And thus she becomes one of the cheering squad.

Popcorn Joe · « **Reply #87 on:** November 07, 2006, 04:31:38 PM »

Quote from: Kuno_Thunder;229421

I've no faith in any of these dudes - its way too early. All yo' balls gonna be bluer than a blue crayon.

i happen to love blue!

ziggurat · « **Reply #88 on:** November 07, 2006, 04:46:31 PM »

warning:teaser below!

Guchi_Jnr · « **Reply #89 on:** November 07, 2006, 06:24:26 PM »

When the time comes, and some/most of you guys can't hold out any longer, just go shag some konnyaku, the Japanese version of apple pie.

Konjac / Konnyaku <- wiki link

"Eh??", you say.. Well, I was out for dinner the other week with the wife, and she's eating some konnyaku and asked if I wanted some.. Just looking at it, I'm like "I'll pass thanks", and she says "Nah, try it.. It's famous for being like pussy". So naturally I tried it (taste), and yeah, it's pretty close.

And tonight, I'm flicking through some magazines and came across a section titled "Onani Life" [wanking life], which listed the Top 10 things to stick your member in, and yep, konnyaku was No.1, followed closely by an inside out squid and a hollowed out banana.

note: There was no mention of apple pie anywhere.

StreakInTheSky · « **Reply #90 on:** November 08, 2006, 12:21:44 AM »

wtf...

JFC · « **Reply #91 on:** November 08, 2006, 02:58:58 AM »

Quote from: Guchi_Jnr;230484

When the time comes, and some/most of you guys can't hold out any longer, just go shag some konnyaku, the Japanese version of apple pie.

Konnyaku!

Princess Pudding · « **Reply #92 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:12:31 AM »

That thing looks... weird

ebc · « **Reply #93 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:41:56 AM »

Quote from: Princess Pudding;230739

That thing looks... weird

lol yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
How would you actually use it o.o roll it up?

arun.yothin · « **Reply #94 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:55:35 AM »

Quote from: Guchi_Jnr;230484

note: There was no mention of apple pie anywhere.

Their loss.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have some pies to bake.

Guchi_Jnr · « **Reply #95 on:** November 08, 2006, 04:35:20 AM »

Quote from: ebc;230753

How would you actually use it o.o roll it up?

The magazine had step-by-step pictures, like a food preparation shagging cookbook.
They inserted a knife into the thin end to make a slit, and that was it.
Konnyaku has a texture of a mix between jelly and rubber, and is a little slimy. It's also very flexible.

cege2006 · « **Reply #96 on:** November 08, 2006, 08:09:41 AM »

Quote from: Guchi_Jnr;230484

When the time comes, and some/most of you guys can't hold out any longer, just go shag some konnyaku, the Japanese version of apple pie.

Konnyaku pic"
Konjac / Konnyaku <- wiki link

"Eh??", you say.. Well, I was out for dinner the other week with the wife, and she's eating some konnyaku and asked if I wanted some.. Just looking at it, I'm like "I'll pass thanks", and she says "Nah, try it.. It's famous for being like pussy". So naturally I tried it (taste), and yeah, it's pretty close.

And tonight, I'm flicking through some magazines and came across a section titled "Onani Life" [wanking life], which listed the Top 10 things to stick your member in, and yep, konnyaku was No.1, followed closely by an inside out squid and a hollowed out banana.

note: There was no mention of apple pie anywhere.

damn...let me just say wow to that

daigong · « **Reply #97 on:** November 08, 2006, 10:13:04 AM »

LMAO!! I gotta get me some konnyaku, here I was using a Cup o Noodles!

Gotta lay down some ground rules, I ain't having Masa's bullshit of "banning myself from The RIVE and The Perv!" fuck that man!! All the good shit comes out in December!

suki* · « **Reply #98 on:** November 08, 2006, 01:49:41 PM »

Just occured to me that Miki's 'Cheri' came out about the same time last year when the 2005 struggle was going on. :ONxD: ebc's got his work cut out for him again. :ONxD:

PS : I'm with the cheering squad too~!! :tfr9a7wg:

Dj-B13 · « **Reply #99 on:** November 08, 2006, 04:03:36 PM »

Quote from: daigong;230939

LMAO!! I gotta get me some konnyaku, here I was using a Cup o Noodles!

Gotta lay down some ground rules, I ain't having Masa's bullshit of "banning myself from The RIVE and The Perv!" fuck that man!! All the good shit comes out in December!

:ONwahaha: AHAHA~!!!