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Re: Yuuyami tales and etc of DOOM [Tale# 40: Gaki-san's Fanfiction 4koma]
« Reply #260 on: August 04, 2008, 01:41:05 AM »
hahaha risa's reaction is so cute~~
takagaki = <3 (:

update soon~~ ^____^
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Re: Yuuyami tales and etc of DOOM [Tale# 40: Gaki-san's Fanfiction 4koma]
« Reply #261 on: August 04, 2008, 05:49:18 AM »
This was rushed but who cares :B

Someone save me from my insane mind. Please. xDDDDD....












Love Potion #1

“Hmm…”

Vials and bottles of mysterious liquids were strewn across the oaken table, each letting out a fragrance unique to its creation. However, the very idea of unknown objects set upon the surface was suspiciously odd in the first place, for its maker was prone to never giving anything her full effort—yet here she was, each bottled liquid carefully handmade with careful precision.

Or rather…

Made with love.

“I’ve mixed up different formulas…But which one will make the victim fall in love with the user for 24 hours?” a chesire cat-like grin appeared on the devil’s lips, clearly up to no good. Picking up a strawberry-scented liquid, the woman furrowed her brow in scrutiny.

“One could only stand aside and do nothing for so long… Some extra money needs to be made, and this product will be the perfect item for business… However, it still needs to be tested…” a thoughtful pause, “let’s just put this in her drink and see if she comes to me… I will monitor her actions just in case..”

Mischievous eyes narrowed as the joker-esque grin grew even wider.

“Love potion number one, here we go…”

Experiment number one: Strawberries

The petite Morning Musume leader somehow felt like today was certainly going to be… very different. Not in a ‘good’ different, but in a very very ‘bad’ different. She looked at her glass in boredom, not fascinated by the way the ice clinked against its prison as she tilted it in certain angles. Earlier, they have had the first night show of their Single Daizenshuu concert tour, and while the other members were still energetic, Ai Takahashi already felt it drain away after the first two hours or so.

She drank the remainder of her drink and left it on the counter, leaving the exact money on the counter for the hotel bartender to pick up. She kept her eyes on the floor and shuffled up to the elevator—even though not many people cared for her group anymore (thanks to the transition from respected idols to otaku fandom in the past years), she was sure that people could still recognize her since she was from the tail of the golden era… Eventually, she made it to the elevator and stepped in, closing the doors with the push of a button.

“Ah! Aichan~!” a distance voice called from beyond the closing doors. The leader peeked out the door to see a very familiar friend running towards the elevator. A small smile appeared on the older’s lips as she held the ‘open’ button, allowing the other to come in before shutting the doors for good.

“I called out to you earlier, but you didn’t hear me~” one Risa Niigaki huffed as she rested her hands on her knees, panting heavily.

“Sorry, I was—”

“Spacing out?” the sub-leader wiped her brow in a smile, knowing her best friend all too well.

“I suppose,” Ai sighed as she leaned her head against the wall of the elevator with her arms crossed.

A rather unfamiliar silence passed through right after… Ai looked over at her fellow sub-leader, finding her almost… oogling her? Ai could have sworn Gaki-san had stars in her eyes as if she was watching Yon-sama or someone famous… Before she could ask about her change in behavior, Risa seemed to have caught herself gawking at Ai and she turned her head in embarrassment.

“You’ve been channeling Yossie vibes lately…” Risa tried to laugh her embarrassment off, much to Ai’s amusement. “The Mr. Moonlight performance today though… I think you were cooler than her…”

“Nn? Cooler than Yossie? That’s not me,” the leader chuckled, waving her hand dismissively, “I couldn’t ever be like her.”

“That’s a lie~!” Risa laughed, “your modesty is so cute, Ai-chaaaan~!” the younger squealed as she went over to give her friend a tight hug.

“No no no no…” the leader shook her head vigorously. “I’m not that cute…” she almost regretted saying that, for Gaki-san hugged her even tighter.

“Yes you are~! Admit it, Ai-chan~!”

“When you hug me…like that…The only thing I’d…admit is…I’m dying…” the small leader wheezed out, feeling like Gaki-san had turned into some sort of boa constrictor.

“It’s not a lie? Sorry~! Sorry~!” the younger laughed apologetically before releasing the older, deciding to go with holding her hand instead.

The two continued chatting about the day’s events before the elevator door finally opened. The leader and sub-leader walked down the hallway hand in hand, still going on about the day’s events until they finally reached Risa’s hotel room (shared with Sayumi).

“So uh… Are you going straight to sleep now?” Ai asked her fellow companion, seeing how they reached her room.

“Do you want me too? I’d rather stay up and talk to you…” the younger almost mumbled, swinging Ai’s hand in small arcs.

“That’s sweet of you,” the leader smiled, “but it’s getting late…”

“To you it is! Everyone’s still jumping around on their adrenaline high from the concert except for you~!” Risa placed her hands around Ai’s waist and tilted her head with a bemused look.

“I suddenly feel like Yuko-san now…” the leader sighed as she found her hands resting on her best friend’s forearms. However, she felt a nagging feeling at the pit of her stomach… Dismissing the previous topic, she simply looked up at the younger’s eyes.

They seemed… odd somehow…

“Gaki-san?”

“Nn?”

“You seem to be… really touchy today…” the leader raised a brow.

“Silly Ai-chan, I’m your best friend, why wouldn’t I be all touchy with you?” the sub-leader continued beaming before pulling her leader closer to her body, “Though there are times where I just want to hug you so tight ‘cause you’re so cute~!”

Alright… While she’s my best friend and all, I don’t recall her being THIS affectionate towards me…

“That’s nice, Gaki-san,” Ai said as she pulled Risa’s hands away from her waist, “but you know how I feel when I get touched so intimately like that,” the tone almost sounded a little disapproving.

“You’re no fun~!” Risa pouted in disappointment.

“My apologies for being boring,” the leader couldn’t help but smile at the adorableness of her Gaki-san, “but I’ll get going now. There’s a book I need to read~!”

The two said their goodnights and parted ways at Risa’s hotel room door. As Ai walked to her room, she saw Reina emerge out of her room and walk into the hallway. As they traversed past each other, they both gave an acknowledging smile before continuing on their ways. At least, Ai thought they were continuing on their way until Reina seemed to have forgotten something and came up in front of Ai. The leader gave out a questioning look, earning a response from the yankii.

“Are you doing something tonight?”

“Yes, I’m going back to my room and re—”

“Come with me,” Reina requested—demanded rather as she took Ai’s hand and pulled her to her room. Before she knew it, Ai was swept away into Reina’s room and was now sitting on the edge of her bed.

“Reina, what is the meaning of this? You could have at least told me why I’m here…”

But the yankii wasn’t paying that much attention, instead, she seemed to be searching her luggage for something. Eventually, the wonky-eyed teen found what she was looking for and held it up for the older to see.

“Oh? A new lingerie set?” Ai mused as she looked at the black corset-like top with a matching pair of black shorts.

“Mmhmm! It looks great on me, you should see it!” the teen grinned as she began to strip on the spot, overly zealous about a judge in her room. After she finished putting on her new pajamas, Reina twirled around in front of her leader to see at all angles. “What do you think, Leader?”

“It’s cute…” Ai stroked her imaginary beard as she studied the outfit. “It shows off your body.”

“Thanks…” Reina gave out a small smile.

Is she blushing? That’s cute…

“I’m cuter with it off though…” the teen smirked as she climbed onto and straddled Ai’s lap, hooking her arms securely around the older’s neck.

Okay… Not cute anymore…

“Reina…” Ai warned the other in a stern voice, grasping at the other’s arms and prying them away from her neck.

“What’s wrong, my Ai-chan?” the yankii purred, refusing to let go of the other’s neck. “Do you not like what you see?”

What in the world was happening!? Here she was, thinking that Reina just wanted to do her usual show-off-that-new-outfit!-show and now the young yankii was trying to seduce her in lingerie!? What the hell!?

“T-that…” the leader began to stutter, “The outfit’s f-fine… B-but y-you should g-get o-off me…” Ai could feel her crimson cheeks begin to redden further at the rather tantalizing view she was being given…

“You’re getting flustered… aren’t you?” Reina whispered almost seductively into the other’s ear, causing Ai’s face to heat up further. “You most certainly like what you see, huh?” the younger pushed herself closer, erasing any sense of space between them.

With the invasion of her private space, Ai nearly stumbled back onto the bed if it weren’t for her hand moving backwards to prevent them from getting into an even more awkward position. She looked up at Reina with a reddened bemusement, confused at what sparked the yankii’s sudden forward behavior.

“Reina… Why are you doing this?” a solemn Ai asked, almost made drunk by Reina’s current attitude.

“Because, leader…” the younger drawled as she licked her lips, “You’re just so damn fine lately…”

“If I’m so fine, can you get off my ‘fineness’ then?” Ai narrowed her eyes, almost glaring at the other.

“Hell no,” the predator eyed its prey lovingly, a fanged smile widened, “You’re mine…” a stray finger traced the side of her face, bringing her chin up to face the yankii.

“USO!?”

Both of the shorties looked at the door to find one very very surprised reaction queen standing at the doorway.

“GAKI-SAN! IT’S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!” Ai screamed aloud, trying to shove Reina away from her, but to no avail.

“Stay away, Gaki! She’s mine!” the yankii refused to release the poor Morning Musume leader.

“Excuse me!?” Risa gaped. “Ai-chan is mine!”

“EXCUSE ME!?” Ai’s eyes widened at her sub-leader’s revelation. “I’m no one’s woman! Why are you two acting strange!?”

“Why are you lumping me with Miss-I-wanna-get-in-your-pants there!?” Risa retorted as she pointed at the clinging Reina. “I’ll rescue you, my Ai-chan!” the reaction queen declared as she threw herself at the unsuspecting wonky kitten, tackling her onto the floor. Ai couldn’t even watch the two wrestle as she just bolted out of Reina’s room.

Something’s gotten into them… Something’s gotten into them… Something’s gotten into them… Ai repeated like a mantra into her head. As she turned the corner of the wall, she ran straight into something soft and… fleshy!?

“Ooooow…” Ai landed on her bum painfully, scratching her head which had gotten most of the damage.

“Leader? Running is dangerous!” Junjun mirrored Ai’s position, only standing up, rubbing her shoulder where it had collided with Ai’s hard head. The Chinese woman offered a hand out to the other.

“Sorry… a lot of things happened…” Ai bowed her head apologetically to the other as she took her hand, getting pulled up… At least Junjun isn’t acting weird… and into the panda’s arms…?

“I’m sorry, you hurt your head because of me…”

My head or your head?” Ai questioned as she backed up, looking at Junjun in the eye.

How… weird… Junjun’s eyes seem to take on the same lovesick glint that Risa and Reina had…

“I will take away your pain…” Junjun whispered into the flustered leader’s ear, nibbling at it almost sensually.

“J-…Jun…Jun…” Ai rasped out, feeling herself tremble under the taller’s assault. This isn’t right… This isn’t right at all… “I’m sorry…” and with that, Ai ducked under the woman’s soft embrace and ran straight into the nearest room, slamming the door behind her. She rested backwards against the door as her hands found the knob and twisted the lock, thus barring any intruder from coming in.

Ai took a quick glance around the room, trying to figure out whose room it was. It was pretty kempt and tidy, so she immediately dismissed a certain turtle as the room’s occupant.

“Is any one in here?”

“Yup! It’s me, Koharu!” and with that, Koharu stumbled into Ai’s view, hair in a messed up ponytail and still in the same clothes she exited the concert with. “I was just about to hop into the shower when…”

Ai blinked as Koharu trailed off in an odd way. In fact, the young miracle seemed to look almost flabbergasted that the leader was here and started to… blush?

“Ah… Leader…”

“…Koharu?”

“Somehow… Seeing you here…makes me very nervous…” Koharu nearly mumbled as she pressed her index fingers together.

“Why? There’s no reason to be,” the leader raised a brow.

“Can you come here for a second, please?”

Ai tilted her head in confusion at such an odd request, but followed through with it. As she got to where Koharu was, the younger pulled the shorter into an embrace which trapped the leader in between Koharu’s hands and the bed.

“K-Koharu!?”

Oh god, not you too!? Why is everyone acting strange around me!?

“There’s some things that I’m still very… unsure of…” Koharu’s face was no longer innocent nor childlike, but looking confident and coy, “so I’m wondering…”

Ai’s breath quickened, fearing what Koharu wanted to ask of her.

“Will you teach me such things, leader? Teach me to be a proper woman like you are?”

OhgodOhgodOhgodOhgodOhgodOhgodOhgodOhgodOhgod Why does Koharu want to know such things!? What happened to that sweet innocent little puppy who liked to chew ice often, huh!? Ai’s eyes went into the size of huge dinner plates, hearing and seeing Koharu act so vastly different from her norm! She had to think of something quick! She had already locked Koharu’s door so no one will come saving her like last time! What was she going to do!?

“C-can this wait after your shower?” Ai stuttered, her eyes still fixated on Koharu’s intense ones.

“Alright! You better stay here then!” the miracle (having a change of heart!?) beamed before getting off of Ai and then prancing towards the bathroom, leaving a bewildered leader on the bed.

Okay… That was even freakier than having Reina straddle me in lingerie… Ai tried to calm her breathing down with controlled inhales and exhales, still trying to process what had happened to her today.

What the hell… The day in its entirety was normal… Everyone came here to check in, we had our concerts, and we all came back in the van… I decided to hit the hotel bar with Junjun while everyone else went their own ways… Then she left to go check on something, leaving me alone… Then I finally decide to come up… And now everyone’s just acting REALLY weird whenever they see me…

Ai looked around Koharu’s room, finding that the miracle had a balcony to her room! Getting an idea, the leader quickly unlocked the balcony door, went outside, and slid the door closed. The oldest of Morning Musume created cognitive maps inside of her head, trying to trace the layout of this hotel floor.

“If memory serves me right… My room should be three balconies ahead…” and with that, she carefully hopped the gaps between each balcony, careful not to look down (for she wouldn’t have to will to continue after seeing that she had 30 stories below her). Hopping the first one wasn’t bad. Hopping the second wasn’t, either. And then the third!

Not too shabby. Ai stretched out her hands, feeling satisfied with hearing her bones creak and crack. Turning about her foot, she walked over to the door and opened it, allowing herself inside…

…To Aika undressing!?

The younger had screamed when the door opened to reveal an unexpected visitor, but stopped when she fully realized who it was. Ai nearly had a heart attack at the sound of Aika’s scream, but was thankful that the other stopped just in time.

“Sheesh! I thought you were the local pervert trying to peep in on unsuspecting girls!” Aika retorted as she slipped on her pajama pants. “I never thought you’d enter our room by balcony, Ai-san…”

“I never thought I would either…” Ai sighed as she walked past the changing girl and sat at the edge of her bed. “Everyone’s been acting so weird around me lately… It’s like they’re all falling in love at just the sight of me…”

“Really?” Aika’s voice sounded skeptical as she slid into an adorable red shirt with an adorable  ( ¯v¯    );; text face on it. “How would that work?” the kouhai asked as she sat down in the bed next to Ai’s.

“I dunno. I guess they just take a look at my face and…” Ai began, but noticed how Aika’s eyes seem to be rather… un-Aika-ish at the moment. Gone is the languid, blissfully oblivious character and in comes… the familiar love-struck set of eyes!? “Oh my gahh…”

“Is there a problem?” Aika’s brows knit closely together, looking genuinely concerned.

At least Aika doesn’t want to get into my pants…Ai sighed internally. I suppose it’s not so bad being with a love-struck Aika. As opposed to Koharu… Oh gahh…

“Nothing really… I’m just… tired, I suppose…” Ai sighed as she collapsed backwards onto her bed.

“Can we sleep together?”

“Excuse me!?” Ai sat up in bed again, staring blankly at the younger.

“Not like that!” Aika waved her hand dismissively, “I just mean sleeping in the same bed. I’ve been having some nightmares lately so…” the younger’s cheeks became tainted in the crimson Ai found herself having constantly this night, much to the leader’s amusement.

“It’s alright. You can,” Ai smiled as she patted Aika’s head, eliciting a cute, endearing squeal from the other.

“Pet me too, leader!”

Ai and Aika nearly jumped and hit themselves at the ceiling at the sudden intrusion. They both looked over to find their interruption kneeling at the side of Ai’s bed.

“L-linlin!” Ai stuttered, “What are you doing here?”

“I scared you both~!” the younger panda laughed, getting up and sitting on Ai’s bed. “I wanted to see how you were doing, that’s all~!” Linlin waved her hand apologetically. “Sorry for the scare!”

“That’s quite alright, we were just… alarmed, that’s all,” Ai laughed nervously.

Oh wait… We just had eye contact… That means…

“Aika~! I’m going to take Leader away from you~!!” Linlin beamed widely as she tugged at Ai’s left hand. “I want her to teach me more Japanese!”

“No way! We were supposed to sleep together~!” Aika retorted as she grabbed Ai’s other hand, pulling her towards her.

“Mine!”

Tug.

“Mine!”

Tug.

“Mine!”

Tug.

“Mine!”

Tug.

“Hey guys, I’m not a yo-yo!” Ai said exasperatedly, bringing her hands back into herself, away from the others’ grasps.

“Hey look at what you did, Ai-san got angry!”

“Me!? You kept pulling!”

“You too!”

“You appeared out of no where!”

“I wanted a pet too!”

Ai tiptoed away from her Kouhais’ arguing, sneaking past her door and shutting it silently behind her as to not draw attention.

Great… Where am I supposed to go if people fall in love with me if they merely look at my face? Gaki-san’s not so bad, but Sayu’s a kissing demon… Junjun and Linlin are just awkward to be with when they’re in that state… Aika’s not bad either, but Linlin’s still in that room… If I want to keep my virginity, I’d best stay away from Reina…

Eri…


No one really dared to room with Eri any more other than Sayumi. But for this day, Sayumi happened to choose Gaki-san this time. So that meant Eri was rooming alone. And since Eri seemed like the type to not bother Ai too much when love-struck, it wouldn’t be so bad after all! Not only that, Ai would just have to hide in Eri’s mess if Reina came looking for her, right?

Ai found her way to Eri’s room and opened it with her cardkey (all the musume have master cards to each others’ rooms). Sure enough, she was already greeted with one hell of a mess. It seemed as if the turtle just unzipped her luggage and threw it all about like a typhoon! Oh well, at least her bra wasn’t on the tv set or something like last time…

Ah yes, I might have to make sure that Eri doesn’t see my face…

“Ai-chan is that you?” Eri asked, peeking her head from her bed.

She saw it! Shit!

“Hey…” Ai managed to say shyly, traversing up to the bed opposite of where Eri’s sitting, “What’s up?”

“Nothing much, just wondering if I could communicate telepathically with Sayumi,” the turtle smiled widely.

How odd… She isn’t affected?

Ai looked over at the nightstand, finding glasses frames alone with… broken shards of glass?

“What happened to your glasses?”

“Oh, Reina and Gaki-san were chasing eachother down the halls and I ran into one of them and the other stepped on my glasses…”

“Hehehehehehehe…” Ai laughed nervously. Were they trying to find me?

“So yeah, I’m practically blind right now, since I can’t seem to find my contacts either…”

So that’s why she’s not in love with me yet! She can’t even see me!

“I see…” Ai nodded seriously, crossing her arms as she did so. “Do you mind if I stay here for a while? I need a place to think.”

“In my room? Suit yourself~!” Eri smiled as she wandered over to her bathroom, presumably using it, Ai thought.

Alright…

How the hell did this happen?

How in the world did I get amazing powers that make people fall in love with me when they look at me? Obviously I didn’t turn to someone sexy or into a man, the members would freak out…
Ai looked on the floor to randomly find a small compact mirror. She picked it up and flipped it open, looking at her reflection.

Nope, I’m still the same ol’ me…

I wonder what happened… Is it just my performance as Mr. Moonlight or what?

When did this happen…?


-beep beep-

Ai took her cellphone out of her pocket and looked at the message she received.

Having fun, my dear?
-Your sexy groping demoness, Miki


The leader sighed as she sent back a message.

What?
-Your un-cute groping target, Ai


You should really pay attention you know. You never know when people do something to you when you’re not looking.
-Your bangalicious beast, Miki


Did you do it?
-Your first step closer to being strangled, Ai

I don’t know.
-Your first, Miki

I’m not your first.
-Your not-first, Ai

XD I thought our ending titles were a part of the joke?
-Your adorable sleazeball, Miki

Accuracy.
-Your angsty emofag, Ai


“Ai-chan?”

Ai turned to look at Eri.

“I finally found my contacts and put…” Eri blinked, “…them… on…”

DAMN IT!

Eri hid back in her shell of a bathroom.

MIKI!!!!!
-Your angry Asian, Ai

Yeeeees?
-Your oblivious honey, Miki

Eri’s in love with me now. And so it most of Morning Musume. ‘Cept Sayumi. She didn’t see me yet.
-Your pissed off ex-sub-leader, Ai

Oh?
-Your smiling ex-leader, Miki

Don’t be stupid.
-Your serious friend, Ai

Hide out at my place. It’ll go on for 24 hours.
-Your Empress, Miki

Tokyo!?
-Your highness, Ai

No. Floor below you, room 43. I’ve been watching.
-Your sexy stalker, Miki

I’m coming.
-Your unwilling victim, Ai

I’ll have handcuffs, chocolates, and bananas ready.
-Your future dessert-eater, Miki


Before she could send an angry mail back, she felt herself being overshadowed by someone… She turned her head to see what had covered the light only to be face to face with an ever looming Eri!? Before she could do anything, the turtle had already pressed her lips to her own! The leader jerked back her head in surprise, covering her mouth as she did so.

“Eri!?”

“I was going for your cheek but you turned your head!” Eri had also covered her lips, both were ultimately embarrassed and were as crimson as hell in the cheeks!

An awkward silence passed.

“A-Aichan…”

“W-w-what?”

“Erm… You have soft lips…” Eri mumbled almost inaudibly as she crawled towards her leader.

“Uh… Thanks?” Ai slowly backed away.

“Ai…” the younger had now loomed over the defenseless leader, holding herself up over the other by her elbows.

The older had no where to go. The turtle’s body was pinning her onto the bed and there was no way she could escape with Eri all over her like that…

“E-Eri…” the leader breathed out, unknowing letting her expression go all submissive… And what Ai had breathed out, Eri had almost swallowed. Their faces were dangerously close… If they were any closer… They could just… Whoever it was that tried to close the distance, no one knew. By spur of the moment, their lips were beginning to draw closer together…

“Eririn~! Have you ………..seen…. Ai-chan~?” Risa stood agape at the scene she had just witnessed.

Eri rolled over and fell off the bed, landing with a loud thud! As Ai bolted upright, her face looking like it was on fire.

“G-Gaki-san!?” The turtle and the doe looked almost scandalized.

“Eririn, how could you!? Ai-chan’s mine!”

“What!? She’s mine! I kissed her on the lips first!”

“That wasn’t a kiss, that was more like an accident!” Ai retorted, feeling her face almost spontaneously combust at the memory of what had happened before and of the almost-kiss they had before Risa had interrupted them.

“Eririn, you liar! I won’t forgive you~!” Risa cried out as she pulled out a toy sword (Where did that come from? O_o ).

“Shall we duel for Sapphire!?” Eri declared as she pulled out a fake sword of her own out of thin air (Ai was wondering why Eri’s room had fake swords in the first place).

“I thought we were friends, Tortue!” Risa lunged.

“All’s fair in love and war, Nouveau!” Eri blocked.

Why are we suddenly back in Ribbon no Kishi!? That was years ago! Ai wanted to say, but decided against it since this was her chance to escape the dueling… generals…

At least Eri’s hoards of clothes provided adequate cover… Ai felt like she was in a World War III or something as she scurried past clothes piles while the other two in the room were fighting with toy swords…

Soon, she made it to the door and shut it quietly. Letting out a sigh of relief, she turned and bumped into something… again…

At least she didn’t fall this time.

But now she was face to face with…

“Ai-chan? Everyone’s been looking for you…” A certain Michishige Sayumi looked down at her petite leader.

Ai refused to look at the bunny. One glance and it would be over, Sayumi was the kissing demon of the current Morning Musume after all. And if someone like Eri became a spitfire in bed, then Sayumi… Oh gahh… Sayumi…

“Ai-chan, is there something the matter? Why is everyone looking for you?”

“They’re all fighting for me, actually… I’m just going to chill out in the lobby until the fights die down, really…” Ai lied, hoping to get away from Sayumi and just flee for Miki’s safe-room in the floor below them. “Eri and Gaki-san are back to Nouveau and Tortue from Ribbon no Kishi now…” The leader gave a pained sigh. “Silly dorks…”

“Aww! How cute! Everyone’s falling for your charm, Ai-chan~! It must be the whole Mr. Moonlight thing!”

“I’d love to believe that, but it’s not…” Ai twitched as she remembered the vague answers Miki gave to her by texts.

“I bet it is!”

“It’s not,” Ai said flatly as she looked at Sayumi.

Oh no… I looked…

Ai watched in horror was Sayumi’s eyes went from normal bemusement to that of… an obsessive, possessed love-struck demon!?

It’s Devil!Sayu… Oh god… I just brought out Devil!Sayu…

“Though I can see why you denied Mr. Moonlight influence, darkened eyes with strange glints narrowed as the taller smiled devilishly, “You’re just a walking epitome of temptation, aren’t you, Ai-chan?”

The older couldn’t find words at all. She had just narrowly escaped what would have been a rather steamy makeout session with Eri into a trapdoor, stuck in a tiny amount of space with the most ravenous kissing demon of all of current Morning Musume…

“S-Sayu…” Ai tried to use her leader-like, threatening voice, but to no avail, all that came out was a rather submissive breath of air.

“You’re mine…” the predator pinned its prey’s hands against the wall, allowing for absolutely no escape at all...

“Nope, Ai-chan’s mine,” Came a rather familiar lazy drawl of a voice. And with that, the owner of the voice hit the back of Sayumi’s head, knocking the bunny out unconscious.

“You killed Sayu!” Ai gasped as she brought her hands to her mouth in horror at what she had just witnessed.

“Asshole, I just knocked her out with one of those bouncer moves I watched from American films,” Miki laughed as she massaged her hand. “Didn’t think it’d work…”

“Are you just going to leave Sayu like that!?”

“Well then drag her to her room and tuck her in bed. I’ll follow you,” Miki smirked as she walked away, not turning back to look at Ai, for she knew the consequences of what would happen if she did.

Ai looked from the back of Miki’s head to the motionless Sayumi and back again. Hell, she was still processing Gaki-san’s affectionate behavior in the elevator!

What a day… Ai sighed as she dragged Sayu by her feet over to her hotel door. She swiped the keycard and quickly pulled Sayumi through the door (She had to open the door again since the Sayu’s long hair had caught onto the door) and then threw her onto the bed, tucking her in carefully. When her mission was complete, she exited out of the door to find Miki already waiting for her (with her back turned) in front of the room.

The leader then followed the soloist into the elevator.

“So, had a fun time, my dear?”

“No.”

“Aww, you can’t say it wasn’t fun to see everyone pining for you~! I would have had loads of fun~!”

“You try having Reina in lingerie seduce you or Eri straddling you in bed or meet face to face with Devil! Sayu…” Ai gave a discontented sigh. “What was your objective anyway? Why me?”

“Well, I wanted to sell love potions so I could be richer, so I’m just testing them on yooou~!” Miki drawled yet again, this time, erupting in a loud chuckle.

“Why are you using me then?”

“Because you’ve got a responsible personality, a gorgeous body, and you’re absolutely sexy when you’re submissive.”

“Miki…” Ai let out a low hiss.

“Why not? It’s fun!”

“It’s killing me, here!” Ai retorted as she turned to look at the groping demon…Who was facing her already…

“Oh… So this is how it feels like… nee?” Miki tilted her head in a scheming smile.

“Oh hell no… Not you too?” Ai began to worry for her life as she stepped away from Miki, her back against the elevator wall.

“I see…” the demon stroked her imaginary beard, “Something in that formula enhances the mutual attraction from the person that looks at you… So it doesn’t change any one’s personalities too much, they are still themselves, but they fall in love with you under their consciousness instead of going totally out of character…”

“I guess that certainly says a lot about Koharu…” Ai shivered at the memory…

“Why should you be thinking about Koharu when you should be worrying about me, the groping demon of Hello! Project?” the aforementioned demon licked her lips slowly as she pinned Ai against the wall much in the way Devil! Sayu had trapped her earlier.

“Miki… You have a man…”

“Come now, you know that was just a stunt to get me out. I could care less for a no-name like him…” the soloist smiled mischievously. “Right now, the only one in my sights is you, my dear Ai-chan…”

“M-Miki…”

“You’re mine…”

Dear Diary… I finally understand the meaning of being a Morning Musume leader…

With its leadership comes a harem of beautiful girls…












Crack!Yuuchan is at it again! Poor Aichan xDDDDDD Will she ever escape from her harem? xDDD
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Re: Yuuyami tales and etc of DOOM [Tale# 41: Love Potion Number One]
« Reply #262 on: August 04, 2008, 06:06:13 AM »
ROFL

You did it! *dies*

Now write those sequels. XDDD

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Re: Yuuyami tales and etc of DOOM [Tale# 41: Love Potion Number One]
« Reply #263 on: August 04, 2008, 06:22:47 AM »
That was absolutely hilarious!
That sounds like such a Miki thing to make a love potion XD

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Re: Yuuyami tales and etc of DOOM [Tale# 41: Love Potion Number One]
« Reply #264 on: August 04, 2008, 06:24:33 AM »
Oh.My.Gah~
You almost killed me! I was drinking water and almost choked! :lol:
I think I like Reina's the best! But then again, anyone going domanatrix on Ai-chan is hot! :shakeit:
Mikisama.... :drool: Her evilness is so sexy!! :twisted: Their texts were XD XD XD
Um, Yuuyami-san, can we expect more love potions? *prays* :lol:

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Re: Yuuyami tales and etc of DOOM [Tale# 41: Love Potion Number One]
« Reply #265 on: August 04, 2008, 06:28:49 AM »
Loved this! The Miki/Ai texts were extremely funny, and it was interesting to see the girls acting... that way.  :lol:
I wasn't expecting Miki, though. Guess that made it interesting too... More love potions would be nice...  :roll:

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Re: Yuuyami tales and etc of DOOM [Tale# 41: Love Potion Number One]
« Reply #266 on: August 04, 2008, 11:06:05 AM »
This story was FREAKING HILARIOUS, AWESOME, COOL, HOT, SEXY AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE!!! I LOVE YOU FOR THIS! :mon lovelaff: :mon lovelaff: :mon lovelaff: the love potion worked on me too.... XD


“You’ve been channeling Yossie vibes lately…” Risa tried to laugh her embarrassment off, much to Ai’s amusement. “The Mr. Moonlight performance today though… I think you were cooler than her…”

The total truth! :ding: Ai-chan as the Mr. Moonlight is awesomely HAWT! :mon bleed2: And with her voice she totally beats Yoshizawa :cool1:

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Re: Yuuyami tales and etc of DOOM [Tale# 41: Love Potion Number One]
« Reply #267 on: August 04, 2008, 02:18:54 PM »
OMFG! *bows down*

So damn hilarious!!  XD XD XD Who WOULDN'T fall in love with Aichan after that Mr Moonlight performance anyways?!  :wub:
I have to say that Miki calling Aichan "asshole" made me rofl heaps  :D

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With its leadership comes a harem of beautiful girls…
best line ever!

Yuuyami, you've made my day  :oops: :lol:

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Re: Yuuyami tales and etc of DOOM [Tale# 41: Love Potion Number One]
« Reply #268 on: August 04, 2008, 05:41:57 PM »
Somehow, I knew Miki HAD to be involved!  :cow:

Uhm, that freaking Mr. Moonlight performance has gotten famous lately.
Why haven't I watched it then?!? XD

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Re: Yuuyami tales and etc of DOOM [Tale# 41: Love Potion Number One]
« Reply #269 on: August 04, 2008, 07:38:08 PM »
LOL aw man, I love this one
Hope to see more Love Potions~ :heart:

Hahahaha!!! stay away from Tanakacchi, god she's insane          [but hot nevertheless]
awwwww, Gaki-sans too cute, omg, they went back to Ribbon no Kishi that was hilarious
>__> Eri and her messy room..
O.O""" K-Koharu is... dangerous o.O"
nyahaha LinLin is.. herself.. lol wanting to be petted
lol Miki.. she started blabbering and narrating the effects of the potion when she was affected XD

OMG JUNJUN AND MITSUI = LOVE >< my 2 fav

ok, Ai-chan MUST have preferred some girls over the others at least :lol:   
I don't really feel sorry for her, if anything I wanna switch places with her!!  :D

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Re: Yuuyami tales and etc of DOOM [Tale# 41: Love Potion Number One]
« Reply #270 on: August 04, 2008, 09:48:17 PM »
“Though there are times where I just want to hug you so tight ‘cause you’re so cute~!”
XD Reminded me so much of "I'll hug him, and squeeze him, and call him George" (or whatever the line is!) :rofl:

That was just to awesome, it's like a dream, especially in Eri's room where the swords appear and they fall back into their Ribbon characters XD
Of course it was Miki, who else could think of something like that and be so greedy that its all for money :lol:
Oh come on Ai-chan, having all those girls after you, don't act like you weren't enjoying it (especially with Eri!)....I know I would! :drool:

There is more, I hear?! Bring it :twisted:

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Re: Yuuyami tales and etc of DOOM [Tale# 41: Love Potion Number One]
« Reply #271 on: August 04, 2008, 10:48:21 PM »
WHOLLY MOTHER SHIP OF ERIANS THAT WAS FUUUUUNNNNY XD. GRADE A FUNNEH XD... poor Ai-chan man xD.... The moment she escapes she, literally, crash into another member... what a nightmare. Each scene is so unique and true to the members *claps for you* Good job.

The texting between Miki and Ai was lol and DAMN GAKI for interrupting Eri and Ai... I told you already, you're making me have a thing for them  :wub:. But it's okay, I forgive Gaki... seeing her and Eri become generals again was soooooooo worth the interruption

I have one demand. If you continue this... I want more demon shige >=D. When Miki knocked her out I almost fell out of my chair from laughing so hard.

The FUNNIEST moment for me had to be when LINLIN out of the blue pops up... OMG that brought tears to my eyes from how hilarious that was.

I hope you continue it... you set a pretty high bar of funniness for yourself here XD!

One complain though... you cut Miki's part way too early XD
Rika <3 So funneh

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Re: Yuuyami tales and etc of DOOM [Tale# 41: Love Potion Number One]
« Reply #272 on: August 06, 2008, 07:22:24 AM »
xDDD...

I think I got myself addicted to this couple...







Love Potion #1 – Alternate Scene#1
Sinfully Delicious






Before she could send an angry mail back, she felt herself being overshadowed by someone… She turned her head to see what had covered the light only to be face to face with an ever looming Eri!? Before she could do anything, the turtle had already pressed her lips to her own! The leader jerked back her head in surprise, covering her mouth as she did so.

“Eri!?”

“I was going for your cheek but you turned your head!” Eri had also covered her lips, both were ultimately embarrassed and were as crimson as hell in the cheeks!

An awkward silence passed.

“A-Aichan…”

“W-w-what?”

“Erm… You have soft lips…” Eri mumbled almost inaudibly as she crawled towards her leader.

“Uh… Thanks?” Ai slowly backed away.

“Ai…” the younger had now loomed over the defenseless leader, holding herself up over the other by her elbows.

The older had no where to go. The turtle’s body was pinning her onto the bed and there was no way she could escape with Eri all over her like that…

“E-Eri…” the leader breathed out, unknowing letting her expression go all submissive… And what Ai had breathed out, Eri had almost swallowed. Their faces were dangerously close… If they were any closer… They could just… Whoever it was that tried to close the distance, no one knew. By spur of the moment, their lips were beginning to draw closer together…

And they met.

Eri…

Ai had her eyes half-way closed in submission, feeling all sense of her control wistfully vanish within mere seconds. She felt her own cheeks flush with fire as she felt the younger’s tongue exploring the depths of her mouth delicately, as if Eri was afraid to break her... The leader felt the taller’s hands trace her curvy body just as lightly as her tongue—like slender feathers brushing against glass.

But… This isn’t right… Her chest was heaving up and down in a slow rhythm, her face looking so inanely submissive as soft breaths escaped her lips when Eri pulled away. The turtle seemed to be studying her reaction, her eyes glinting with a sort of lust as her tongue licked the side of her lips…

“I don’t like that look…” Ai panted, much to the bewilderment of Eri. “Those lusty eyes… It feels like they are going to consume me…”

“I can’t help it… “ the turtle frowned, crimson also evident in her face, “You just… um…”

Ai blushed further in anticipation.

“Ai-chan… You just look so… delicious…”

She felt like she could have melted at Eri’s words.

This is still so wrong…Sinful, even… She’s one of my band mates—a FEMALE band mate…My co-worker… This kind of thing cannot happen within the group…

Before she could protest to the other’s statement, the turtle claimed her lips yet again. This time, the level was taken up a notch and the both of them were fighting for dominance.  Gone was the woman who was trying to push the other away and existent was the leader wanting to feel every bit of the other’s body, unaware of how her arms snaked around the other’s neck and how her slender legs were tangled with the other’s.

But if this is so wrong… Ai felt a stray hand crawl underneath her blouse… Then why does it feel so good? The leader felt her throat rumble in a quiet moan within the passionate kiss. She was blatantly surprised at herself for doing such a thing, but was soon cleansed of all rational thought as Eri touched her in all the right spots…causing her temperature to sky-rocket further than it ever did this entire crazy night…

“Eririn~! Have you ……seen….” Risa stood agape at the scandalous scene she had just witnessed, unable to finish her sentence.

Well, wouldn’t anyone have been immobilized at the sight of one’s best friend getting it on with another best friend?

Well in Gaki-san’s case, she was not immobilized by shock.

Nor was she frozen with anger.

Nosiree.

She had the most… Gaki-san-esque reaction to date.

She fainted.












xDDD... I've been officially corrupted by Takakamei...
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Re: Yuuyami tales and etc of DOOM [Tale# 42: Sinfully Delicious]
« Reply #273 on: August 06, 2008, 09:09:02 AM »
Oh geez...it was soo delicious :drool: Ai-chan all submissive :mon mischief: And Gaki fainting :lol:

Any other alternate scenes? :roll:

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Re: Yuuyami tales and etc of DOOM [Tale# 42: Sinfully Delicious]
« Reply #274 on: August 06, 2008, 11:31:57 AM »
lol Love Potion #1 was funny x 9 !  :mon XD:

As for the alternative... :gmon twirl:  I wanted more from the original TakaKamei scene and now I'm satisfied XD

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Re: Yuuyami tales and etc of DOOM [Tale# 42: Sinfully Delicious]
« Reply #275 on: August 06, 2008, 12:17:15 PM »
Hmmm, I wonder if Gaki was fainting due to loss of blood and if it looked a little something like this:  :mon blood:
I think you're getting others addicting to this pairing as well *raises hand* :P
Twas hot :heart:

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Re: Yuuyami tales and etc of DOOM [Tale# 42: Sinfully Delicious]
« Reply #276 on: August 06, 2008, 02:54:20 PM »
Better late than never...

Happy Birthday Yuuyami!!!
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Re: Yuuyami tales and etc of DOOM [Tale# 42: Sinfully Delicious]
« Reply #277 on: August 06, 2008, 03:59:38 PM »
 :stoned: love it! i really like the interaction between ai and miki......hmm! yay! so kawaii!




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Re: Yuuyami tales and etc of DOOM [Tale# 42: Sinfully Delicious]
« Reply #278 on: August 06, 2008, 04:18:43 PM »
I don't think I've seen that pairing before. I liked it, though. It was... interesting.  :roll:
alternate scenes are love, especially when they are from such a cool story  :yep:

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Re: Yuuyami tales and etc of DOOM [Tale# 42: Sinfully Delicious]
« Reply #279 on: August 06, 2008, 04:20:57 PM »
Takakame, huh? Never thought of that....but boy, am I glad you did!! :luvluv1: Dominant Eri and submissive Ai-chan was absolute hotness. But the best part was Gaki fainting!!! :hiakhiakhiak: :mon duh: :mon ko: :mon blood:
I expect more love potions!!!! :mon pissed:

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