Har!
"Killian is charged with inducing panic"
A.) I honestly didn't know you could be charged for that. Huh.
B.) Was it really that serious of a panic? I mean were people passing out on the floor because of a greased, naked boy?
I hope nothing bad happens to him. I hate when someone pulls a prank and the punishment is WAY more harsh than what's deserved (if any is deserved at all)