Glad you guys liked it! I might do non-MM girls, too.
Oh and YOU FIGURE THE LAST PART OUT
Chapter two
Ding dong.
Eri ran to the door and answered it. "Oh, Reina."
"Hi, Eri," said Reina, removing her coat. Eri took it and hung it on the coat rack.
"I have something to show you." said Eri coolly.
"Really? What is it?" asked Reina.
"Come." Eri lead Reina down the hallway; they decended some stairs and entered the basement.
Reina's first impression was of the year 3000. There were heaps of computers, TVs, and other electronics.
"Eri? What
is this?" she asked, nervously walking in.
"Communication centre." Eri replied, almost electronicly.
Reina sat down in front of a computer. It was in a language which was familiar, but she didn't know what it was.
"English." said Eri, as though she had read Reina's mind.
"Eri! Eri! There's my name! Look!" Reina exclaimed. "But.. I can't read it." her face fell slightly.
"Tanaka Reina Alo Hello Photobook" Eri recited.
"You speak English!?" exclaimed Reina.
"I speak every language."
"E..ri?"
"Yes. My name is Eri."
"So-- so-- Is this my photobook? On an English.. site?"
"Yes."
Reina didn't know whether to feel loved or scared. She clicked on the link, which showed a number of comments.
Tanakacchi is so cute!
OMG thanks!
I'm no wota, but this is HOT!
Reina-chan's body is perfect! I'd marry her!
DUDE! She's so amazing!"Eri? What does it say?"
"You do not want to know, Reina." said Eri.
"The-they're saying good things, right, Eri?"
"Yes."
Eri's voice was so emotionless, Reina didn't know whether she was lying or not.
"Hey, Eri... do.. do they say things about you, too?"
"Yes. I have fans. People like me. Everyone has fans."
"Even Sayu?"
"You would be surprised, Reina."
"But.. if.. if you released a photobook, would they post the same comments?"
"Probably." said Eri, absentmindedly.
There was a sound like a whistle.
"I must go." said Eri, mosting swiftly out of the room.
Reina clicked on another window.
"J?" Reina screwed up her eyes, trying to pronounce the name. "Ghey.. Peh.. Eich.. Eye.. Peh..?" she sighed, and wished Eri was here. Reina scrolled down the page. "Paabu? Asuhoru? What the hell?"
A little icon on the bottom of the screen flashed. Reina clicked on it.
"Tanaka Reina, One Thousand And Fifty Four." said a low voice.
"I'm seventeen."
"A member of Morning Musume along with Mistress and Master." the voice ignored her.
"Who?"
"Will graduate in the year 2008."
"I don't plan on graduating!"
"Will die in the year 2045."
"NO NO NO! SHUT UP!"
'Will not marry-"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"-Will not marry because it is illegal for Tanaka Reina to marry her lover."
"Illegal?"
"If you want to marry, move to Canada, but you will not."
"Who are you!?" Reina demanded.
"I am.. your master."
"Master?"
"Nah just kidding!" a screen appeared.
"
ERI!?"
"I dunno. You wanna move to Canada?"
"What?"
"Never mind. You didn't touch anything did you?"
"I went on- Ghey.. Ghey.. Ghey.."
"Ah. You must not, Reina."
"Oh. Okay. Eri.. what's Paabu?"
The screen turned into a picture of a hen wearing a tie.
"You're weird, Eri."
"I'm just saving you from being mentally scarred for life, is all."
Yes. I am lame