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Offline Shoko

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Speculation: H!P in 2010
« on: March 01, 2007, 08:38:07 AM »
Because speculation is fun!

In 2010...

-Airi will gradute from ºC-ute and start a solo carrer, starting off like Aya, turning in to Miki.
-ºC-ute will be renamed ºS-exy.
-Morning Musume 12th generation audtions will be held. The winner(s) will either be really good or really bad. Insert flame war here.
-Koharu's 17th single will sell 1 million copies.
-Maki will turn into Koda Kumi II.
-Viyuden and GAM will hold a joint concert, full of hawt lesbian action.
-Hagiwara Mai will get a solo PB. Baby Jesus will cry.
-Yuko will be the busiest person of H!P, releasing a single, an album and performing a concert. I will be happy :)
-W will start releasing stuff again.
-Mari and Kei will become U.
-Melon Kinenbi will still be around.
-Much to many fans' dismay, Inaba and Ayaka will become Taiyou to Cocomoon.
-Risa, Sayumi, Aika and Eri will still be in Momusu along with other new members.
-After Yossie's solo carrer does badly, there will be YAM!
-Nacchi, Maki, Takahashi and Rika will each release their 0289743604th PB.
-Reina will leave H!P because and become an AV star, along with Takahashi. They will release PBs together as "TATER". it will be about their boobs.
-Makoto returns, but she's forgotten how to speak Japanese. Instead she speaks NZ English and Maori. She will have her own TV show called "Makoto's Maori Lessons", much like the English lessons.


Though none of the above is gonna happen.
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Speculation: H!P in 2010
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2007, 08:39:45 AM »
I'd pay to see Makoto's Maori Lessons...

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« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2007, 08:42:32 AM »
^ lol quite the speculation there, but no matter what happens H!P in the near future, i just hope for the best of the them, cause i support them 100% :D

... lol but speculating Aichan forming a group with old/current momusu members in the near future... or better yet... going solo, which i hope cause Aichan has a great voice ^_^

oh one more thing...Morning Musume Mechaike Bakajo Kimatsu Test for the new members XD

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« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2007, 10:27:10 AM »
Quote from: Shoko;319860
-Morning Musume 12th generation audtions will be held. The winner(s) will either be really good or really bad.

I bet it'll be the latter. :P

- Berryz and C-ute will disband. A bunch of them will leave H!P. Then there'll be Kids gen2.
- Tanpopo will be back, but with totally new girls.
- A new Egg unit, but under H!P this time.
- 4th gen will host HM together.
- Ayaka will still be called Coconuts Musume Ayaka even though she's just one person and no one new joins the group.
- Risa will be the leader of MM.



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« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2007, 12:59:35 PM »
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I bet it'll be the latter. :P
 
- Ayaka will still be called Coconuts Musume Ayaka even though she's just one person and no one new joins the group.
haha :D
 
 
- Koharu's solo single hits No.1 on the charts and once again HP has a 100K selling single.
- Yuko gets married.
- Aya has a new solo release in 3 years
- Takahashi learns to write her own songs
- Maki rules Korea like BoA's famous in Japan

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« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2007, 02:54:09 PM »
- New ecomoni, replacing Sayu with Shibata. Rika's still on it.
- Yossie will be busier than Ayaya, releasing singles, doing commercials and all that blahbah.
- Every H!P kid will have her solo PB. No matter how retarded they look.
- ºC-ute hits the #1 with 200K sales.
- UFA forget to put "Kirari" into Kusumi's 7th single, and sales don't arrive even arrive to 5K.

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« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2007, 03:08:33 PM »
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- New ecomoni, replacing Sayu with Shibata. Rika's still on it.

THIS SHALL BE TRUE!

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- UFA forget to put "Kirari" into Kusumi's 7th single, and sales don't arrive even arrive to 5K.

Oh, BURN!



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« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2007, 03:38:11 PM »
- Tsunku will be frozen (like Walt Disney) 5 days a week

- Tsunku will compose new songs 2 days a week using a sintetized guitar

- A 9 year old girl will join Momusu´s 12th genereeeson

- Koharu will still act like a little hyper kid

- Yuko won´t be married

- Yasuda will make the jump to Hollywood

- Berryz and C-ute will be older than 2010 Morning Musume

- Kaori will be the first japanese reaching Mars

- Rika´s 198th PB will be a success

- Wotas will be wotas


more to come

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Speculation: H!P in 2010
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2007, 09:02:20 PM »
Quote from: Shoko;319860
Because speculation is fun!


-Reina will leave H!P because and become an AV star, along with Takahashi. They will release PBs together as "TATER". it will be about their boobs.



Funnier speculation so far, but it would be a little wierd if this actually happens.

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Re: Speculation: H!P in 2010
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2009, 11:00:30 AM »
its almost 2010 but until recently there havent been to many changes.

minus the elder club graduation.

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Re: Speculation: H!P in 2010
« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2009, 11:14:03 AM »
LOL some of this stuff has happened

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-Hagiwara Mai will get a solo PB. Baby Jesus will cry.
LOL it's happening
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-Risa, Sayumi, Aika and Eri will still be in Momusu along with other new members.
These 4 are still there yeah (though Koharu won't be)
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- Tanpopo will be back, but with totally new girls.
Yup, it's back
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A new Egg unit, but under H!P this time.
S/mileage yeah, tho they haven't had a major release yet
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- Yuko won´t be married
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Re: Speculation: H!P in 2010
« Reply #11 on: December 26, 2009, 06:53:12 PM »
In 2010:

Aika, JunJun, LinLin solo PBs will be announced.  There will be much rejoicing.
Morning Musume will go to Hawaii.  There will be much rejoicing.  And a DVD.
New auditions.

Maimi's hair will grow long again.  It will once again become hard to distinguish her and Nakky in photos.

Seriously, I'm freaking out here.
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Re: Speculation: H!P in 2010
« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2009, 06:33:13 PM »
^ you got it right :rofl:

guess is time to move speculations to... 2015?


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Re: Speculation: H!P in 2010
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2010, 06:40:35 AM »
Well, we're halfway through 2010...here's what came true, whether fully, technically, arguably, or partially:

Hagiwara Mai will get a solo PB. Baby Jesus will cry.
Risa, Sayumi, Aika and Eri will still be in Momusu along with other new members. - I suppose those new members happen to be Junjun and Linlin, since they joined not too long after this prediction was made
Nacchi, Maki, Takahashi and Rika will each release their 0289743604th PB. - Ai-chan and Rika are still delivering the goods
Tanpopo will be back, but with totally new girls. - Not sure of the current status of the revival group, but it happened in '09, so yeah
A new Egg unit, but under H!P this time. - As shirenu points out, S/mileage can probably count as this
Yossie will be busier than Ayaya, releasing singles, doing commercials and all that blahbah. - New music and world tours as part of H&A, new Ongaku Gatas concert, running marathons...what has Ayaya been up to?
Yuko won´t be married - The prediction of FOREVER?
Rika´s 198th PB will be a success - See above comment
Wotas will be wotas - Sure, why not?
Morning Musume will go to Hawaii.  There will be much rejoicing.  And a DVD. - There wasn't too much rejoicing about how the DVD turned out, though

As for my prediction for 2015: If H!P is still around, they will recruit a new member whose birthday happens to be February 7th, 2000. Think about Think about Think about ;)

That Maimi/Nakky mixup pic is still epic after all this time. :lol:

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