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Offline Baron American

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Montana man blames unicorn for drunken-driving crash
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2007, 12:26:54 AM »
That unicorn was just trying to show him the way to Candy Mountain.


Offline testype01

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Montana man blames unicorn for drunken-driving crash
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2007, 03:28:09 AM »
The unicorn's horn made a hole in the wheel, so he lost the control of the truck. Totally reasonable...

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Montana man blames unicorn for drunken-driving crash
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2007, 04:01:18 AM »
Heh, what a pathetic idiot.

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Montana man blames unicorn for drunken-driving crash
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2007, 01:44:02 AM »
haha, omg

When you start seeing unicorns, it's usually a good sign to stop drinkin, and maybe let someone else take the wheel

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