Author Topic: The World's Ugliest Dog (be warned) (Read 4613 times)

shadowstar · « **on:** August 17, 2005, 08:06:27 AM »

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'Ugliest' Dog Is a Thing of Beauty to His Owner
Some people won't even touch Susie Lockheed's pooch, a champion of hideousness. But she's dedicated to him despite the world's opinion.

By Wendy Lee, Times Staff Writer

SANTA BARBARA — Some may call it a tale of beauty and the beast. But Sam, a 14-year-old pedigreed Chinese crested, and a three-time champ in the World's Ugliest Dog Contest, is the dog of Susie Lockheed's dreams.

Lockheed, 53, enjoys massaging Sam's fleshy, thin, potato-chip ears and running her fingers through the small patches of white hair on his head.

She likes kissing Sam's hairless frame, littered with blackheads, brown warts and moles. Even his hindquarters have a large hernia lump.

Then there's his right eye, left a reddish-purple from cataracts, which stands out from the other, which is a milky white.

"I've never had a dog this much in love with me," Lockheed said. "I really baby Sam, and kiss him a lot. He's a toad [that's] going to turn into a prince."

Sam is one of four hairless dogs that love to groggily lounge on the couch in Lockheed's Santa Barbara home, where she operates a beauty salon.

Lockheed grew up in Palos Verdes Estates with household pets and suffered from allergies that would worsen when she was near furry dogs.

She said her life changed when a friend gave her TatorTot, a Chinese crested and Chihuahua mix, for her 40th birthday. "I never had a dog I could cuddle with before," she said.

Later, Lockheed would adopt dogs Tinkerbelle and Sam and would buy PixieNoodle, all hairless dogs. Her friends approve the "cuteness" factor of the other dogs. Sam is a different story.

Though Lockheed had wanted her other dogs, she had to be persuaded to take in the world's ugliest dog. He had already been rejected by an adoption agency, which deemed him too homely for any home they knew. Sam's former owner, who was moving to a place where dogs weren't allowed, was desperate, Lockheed said.

"He didn't look so good then, but he's looking worse now," Lockheed said, adding that in recent years Sam has gone blind and suffered illness. "There's something quite noble about Sam. Even though he's unattractive, he expects to be treated like royalty."

A year after Lockheed took in the dog without a home, she suffered a relapse of thyroid cancer, with which she was first diagnosed as a teenager.

After drinking a radioactive iodine treatment, Lockheed had to stay at home for five days, and her entire room had to be covered in plastic — even the telephone. Friends had to leave food by her door because of the radiation. But she wasn't alone; Lockheed was able to keep one dog with her, and she picked Sam.

The two enjoyed lounging and watching television. Sam never left her except to visit the side yard through his doggy door. The two have been inseparable ever since. Now Sam cries when Lockheed isn't around.

"He made a grave situation really fun. I think dogs are a gift from God. They don't care if you're having a bad hair day," Lockheed said.

But as the only male dog in the household, Sam was sometimes treated as an outcast by the other dogs, who were jealous of the attention Lockheed lavished on him. He was even blocked from the couch by the females.

Then in 2002, Lockheed saw a Jay Leno show featuring the world's ugliest dog from the Sonoma-Marin Fair, which has held the contest since 1989. She knew Sam would be a natural.

To prepare, she skipped Sam's usual treatment with mild lactic acid lotion, which clears off dead skin cells, for a few days and let his nails grow out.

"You don't practice, and you certainly don't groom," Lockheed said. "It's the opposite of preparing for Westminster," the big New York dog show.

Sam won, and has taken the fair's title every year since, including last month. Lockheed plans to enter Sam in a similar contest in March in Del Mar.

the picture of the dog is in the link

it looks like something that would come out of Stephen King novel. it looks...horrendous, but it kind of makes you wonder if it's a mean-tempered dog or it's actually quite sweet.

Patachu · « **Reply #1 on:** August 17, 2005, 08:13:38 AM »

That is some scary shit.

Apparently the dog likes her, though.

And Stephen King is a pretty cool writer.

Purpus · « **Reply #2 on:** August 17, 2005, 09:38:08 AM »

I say the dog is still hawter than that tapdancing THING from the other day. Shudder.

Asmodai · « **Reply #3 on:** August 17, 2005, 09:40:41 AM »

Sweet story. It's impossible not to like dogs. Anyone who doesn't isn't a very good person.

StreakInTheSky · « **Reply #4 on:** August 17, 2005, 09:49:29 AM »

Quote from: Purpus

I say the dog is still hawter than that tapdancing THING from the other day. Shudder.

I'd have to agree with that.

Yasu · « **Reply #5 on:** August 17, 2005, 11:32:34 AM »

Are these guys sure that THAT is a dog?

johnbobman · « **Reply #6 on:** August 17, 2005, 12:15:51 PM »

It may be ugly but is it tastey?

Loki! · « **Reply #7 on:** August 17, 2005, 12:55:52 PM »

Whaddup dawg... or thing... or whatever.

Gehh...

Tuffty · « **Reply #8 on:** August 17, 2005, 02:03:05 PM »

I can't believe they actually have a 'World's Ugliest Dog' competition.

Gwasshi4life · « **Reply #9 on:** August 17, 2005, 02:16:54 PM »

Just kill me now as I'll never be able to sleep again.

CAN'T SLEEP, DOG WILL EAT ME....CAN'T SLEEP, DOG WILL EAT ME....CAN'T SLEEP, DOG WILL EAT ME....CAN'T SLEEP, DOG WILL EAT ME....CAN'T SLEEP, DOG WILL EAT ME....CAN'T SLEEP, DOG WILL EAT ME....CAN'T SLEEP, DOG WILL EAT ME....CAN'T SLEEP, DOG WILL EAT ME....CAN'T SLEEP, DOG WILL EAT ME....CAN'T SLEEP, DOG WILL EAT ME....CAN'T SLEEP, DOG WILL EAT ME....CAN'T SLEEP, DOG WILL EAT ME....CAN'T SLEEP, DOG WILL EAT ME....CAN'T SLEEP, DOG WILL EAT ME....CAN'T SLEEP, DOG WILL EAT ME....CAN'T SLEEP, DOG WILL EAT ME....CAN'T SLEEP, DOG WILL EAT ME....CAN'T SLEEP, DOG WILL EAT ME....CAN'T SLEEP, DOG WILL EAT ME....CAN'T SLEEP, DOG WILL EAT ME....CAN'T SLEEP, DOG WILL EAT ME....

Loki! · « **Reply #10 on:** August 17, 2005, 02:19:21 PM »

+1 Post. JPM style.

Princess Pudding · « **Reply #11 on:** August 17, 2005, 02:25:58 PM »

Quote from: Asmodai

Sweet story. It's impossible not to like dogs. Anyone who doesn't isn't a very good person.

Or just plan scared of them from Beauty and the Beast when they're little with repeated nightmares of wolves chasing them

But the dog looks like something you'd see on a cartoon. A haunted old dog xD

Tuffty · « **Reply #12 on:** August 17, 2005, 02:35:08 PM »

Similar, no?

Loki! · « **Reply #13 on:** August 17, 2005, 02:57:42 PM »

T-virus dogs are cool on the other hand... compared to THAT dog.

Tuffty · « **Reply #14 on:** August 17, 2005, 03:15:30 PM »

That dog doesn't even have teeth!

suki* · « **Reply #15 on:** August 17, 2005, 04:32:47 PM »

I think I made the right move by reading the article first before deciding if I should click on the link. ( I didn't... )

But their tale is heartwarming... That it is...

kuno_thunder · « **Reply #16 on:** August 17, 2005, 10:31:42 PM »

That's one ugly summummabitch. Now added to my rotating avatar collection!

ushi · « **Reply #17 on:** August 17, 2005, 11:52:21 PM »

TheQuickening · « **Reply #18 on:** August 18, 2005, 12:09:49 AM »

It looks like it's got no eyeballs, or at the very least, it's eyes look clouded over which makes it look like it's blind. It's got nasty-ass skin, too.

yakuruto · « **Reply #19 on:** August 18, 2005, 08:02:26 AM »

I've seen uglier dogs roaming in the neigborhood with serious skin diseases, poor dogs