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[kahem]

Rofl I like how Yukirin dealed with Mayuyu ^^

[sakura_drop_]

I should be sleeping but this sudden inspiration... Sorry if it's lame... It's 3am here... Gnite...


#204

TASK. Pick a fruit you want to give to your closest friend and tell why.

SaeYaka
Sae: banana. Self explanatory *laughs*
Sayaka: grapes? Coz she is a player...
Staff: ??

KojiYuu
Kojima: nuts... Squirrels love them, right?
Yuko: watermelons~ reminds me of NyanNyan's oppai~
Staff: *facepalm*

AtsuMina
Minami: tomato..? Wait, it's not a fruit... Tangerines... She's cute.. Wait, she loves apples... *FAIL*
Atsuko: no fruit. I'll let Minami eat me instead~ *grins*
Minami: O////////o
Staff: *no comment*

[Haruko]

jeje atsuko so perv

[Hii_chan]

Jurina so sweet

[Amakuchi]

#206

LIVING WITH HONMAYAN

In Kitahara Residence / Yokoyama's slacking place...

Kitarie: *goes shopping with Sasshi, locks the door then leaves* ^ _ ^ Now that I've cooked noodles for MY dinner, I can leave now~!

Sasshii: Let's just hope Yui-chan won't fire Beams at random directions. ^ _ ^' By the way, have you prepared Yui-chan's hot water for bath?

Kitarie: Yeah. Let's leave now.

Yuihan: *wakes up* - w - ... O w O ... - w - ... O w O Riichan~? *goes downstairs then searches for Kitarie*

In le toilet...

Yuihan: Riichan~? O w O??? *looks on the toilet seat*

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Yuihan: O w O!!! THE TOILET BOWL SWALLOWED RIICHAN! BAD TOILET BOWL! HONMAYAN... BEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAM! > _ > *shoots a beam on the toilet bowl, destroying it* Serves you right for swallowing riichan. > _ >

In le kitchen...

Yuihan: *opens the fridge to search for Kitarie* Riichan~? O w O??? ... O w O!!! *sees ground pork* Don't tell me...! The fridge grounded RIICHAN!? O w O!!! Bad fridge! Honmayan... BEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAM! *shoots a beam to the fridge, rendering it useless*

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*looks at le table* ... *sees noodles on le bowl* ... *thought it was Riichan again* RIIICHAAAAAAAAAAAAN~! T ^ T *eats all of the noodles*

After a series of idiotic attempts to find Kitarie and also firing beams at RANDOM DIRECTIONS...

Kitarie: *comes back* Thanks, Rino. ^ _ ^

Sasshi: O w O ... - w -' Rie, look at your house.

Kitarie: O w O??? *looks at her house* = _ =' What... The heck... Happened?

Yuihan: *sits like a 5 year old on the floor* Poor Riichan... Swallowed by the toilet bowl... Grounded by the fridge... Cooked by the bowl... Boiled by the Water heater... POOR RIICHAN! T A T

Kitarie: > _ > Yokoyama...

Yuihan: RIICHAN~! ,> A <, *hugs Kitarie*

Kitarie: > _ > Shall I kill you... JOKER GAME STYLE?

Yuihan: Q w Q *emits cute face* Wate shinde shimaun? Wate mada shinun? (I'm gonna die? I'll die again?)

Kitarie: >///< (Kawaii...! Aa! Mou! I just can't resist that cute face!) ^ _ ^ F-fine... It's alright, Yokoyama...

Yuihan: YAY! ^ _ ^ *hugs Kitarie*

Meanwhile...
Ooshima Residence

Yuuko: = _ =' *watches TV*

TV: A house just collapsed in *censored* *censored* due to excessive holes brought by the HONMAYAN BEAM. The suspect, Yokoyama Yui, also known as Honmayan Red, has been forgiven by the house owner, Kitahara Rie and now the case is clos- *news caster gets shot by the Honmayan beam then screen goes black*

Yuuko: *sigh* - w - I wonder... Where is Rie-chan staying at right now...?

Kojiharu: Do you even care about that? O w O?? What about our date-

*somebody knocks on le door*

Yuuko: I... Have a bad feeling about this. = _ = *goes to le door then opens it*

Yuihan: Ojamashima~su. ^ _ ^ *is hugging Kitarie*

Yuuko: Knew it. = _ =

-END-

[sakura_drop_]

Nyahahahaha~ Poor Yuko-sama  Yui... 

[GinkoX]

About POU:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=me.pou.app



#207

Nana Hates POU

A Simple application that the NMB Girls Enjoy, Except for Nana is 'POU'. Pou is an Alien that you take care in your Tablet or Whatsoever.

One Day, In the NAMBA Residence....

Sayanee: Woah!! Maachun!! Your Pou is So Big. You made it Grew well. *amazed*

Maachun: Of Course, Pou is so Cute you know! *victorious smile*

Ainyan: How about you, Sayanee? Hows your POU?*wondering*

Sayanee: .... Eh... tto... It's health is in 20%... Hehehe...*Scrathes her back-neck*

Ainyan: Quickly! Gimme your Tab!

Sayanee: Here... (- , - )

After a Few Minutes..

Ainyan: Your POU's now fine.

Sayanee: Sugoi!! Health is now in 100%!!

Maachun: *Calls Nana* Nana!! C'mere!! Isn't my POU cute?!!! *sparkling eyes*

Nana: Who cares about that Giant Lump of Eating Stool? It isn't cute you know? Its U.G.L.Y. *Stares badly*

Maachun: HI~DOI! Nana! You Heartless effin' Piece of SHIRT! POU is MORE CUTER THAN YOU!!

Nana: No, I'm More CUTE and BEAUTIFUL than that Lump of Useless Stool.

Suddenly, Milky heard the Fight...

Milky: Nana, You Really Look like POU. (= _ = )

NMB: ( O . O )

Maachun: That's Right.

Ainyan: You Said it Clear.

Sayanee: Uhmm.....

Nana: ARGHH!!! *Nana broke all the 'POU' Like substances and began Crashing the Whole House.*

END.

[BbSis]

Huahuahauajaau Nana looks like pou xD awesome!! I laughed to death here huahauahauah

[Amakuchi]

LOL. Nana's right. Pou looks like a GIANT LUMP OF USELESS STOOL THAT ONLY KNOWS HOW TO EAT, EAT AND EAT.

[Ruka Kikuchi]

#208

Those innocent eyes

It was the first day of the Tokyo Dome, and it was earlier announced Sae was transfering to SNH48
Sae's currently looking for Sayaka to try and calm her down from her little meltdown
Only problem is, she's NOWHERE to be found.

Sae: *Runs through the halls* Sayaka!!
*Bumps into Yuki*
Yukirin, have you seen Sayaka?
Yuki: Are, she's not with you.
Sae: I lost her after the concert was over.
Mayu: *Pops out from behind Yuki* I thought I saw her run in the dressing room.
Sae: Thanks guys! *Runs off*

Sae: Sayaka!!
*Opens door* Eh?
Sayaka: *Sitting alone, facing a wall*
Sae: Sayaka?
Sayaka: *Turns and sees Sae*
So, you're really going, huh?
Sae: *Nods*
Sayaka: *Presses lips* *Gets up*
Sae: Don't worry. It's not gonna be forever.
Sayaka: I just wanna know why...
Sae: ...I think for me to improve myself in AKB, I need a challenge.
That's why I wanna do this.
Sayaka: *Gentle smile*

Sae: *Soft sniffle* But...
Sayaka: *Looks up, instantly sees Sae's sad face*
Sae: But...I knew it would be a long... *Starts crying* long time
*Sniff* b-before I see you guys again.
Sayaka: Sae...
Sae: I-I... *Sniff* I don't wanna leave if it means you'll be sad.
Sayaka: *Smiles* *Pats Sae's shoulder*
Sae, I really AM happy for you...
Sae: *Pushes her away* Usoda yo!
Sayaka: I'm telling you the truth...
I wouldn't lie about something like this. Honest...
Sae: No... *Cries some more*

Sayaka: *Clenches fist*
Sae: You're just saying that to make me feel better...
*She looks at Sayaka with sad, innocent, puppy-like eyes that can make ANY heart melt.*
Sayaka: BA-BUMP N-no... No. Don't.
Don't look at me with those eyes. Not YOUR eyes.
Sae: Eh?
Sayaka: Please...
*Hugs Sae tight*
Sae: Sa-Sayaka..? *Sniffs*
Sayaka: Don't make those sad, innocent eyes the last thing I see of you before you come back.

Sae: *Pushes her back a bit* W-w-what are you talking about?
Sayaka: Those innocent eyes of yours... That kind of sad expression...
I can't stand seeing you like that.
Sae: .....
Sayaka: ...Surely, you feel the same way, right?
Sae: *Bites lip*
Sayaka: *Kisses Sae's lips*
(In Sae's mind: Eh? Sa-Sayaka? You...
You miss me this much already?
Mou... Sayaka...)
Sae: *Kiss*
Sharing that one sweet moment, they said...
Not "good bye"... They said "see you soon"...

The End

[Amakuchi]

#209

Living with Honmayan Part 2

In le SKE48 Theatre...

Kitarie: Yeah, yeah! So who's your Kami-oshi in SKE? Is it me? Is it me? It's me, right Yuria-chan? Oh yeah, you're 16, right? So young! > < *flooding messages into Yuria*

Yuria: Ah... Eh... Eto... Ano... *can't talk cuz' Kitarie's flooding her questions* DX

Kitarie: *looks at her cellphone* Eto... Do you read books? What about Harry potter? Twilight? Have you read them? I don't really read the 50 shades trilogy, y'know? > <

Yuria: ... Kitahara-senpai... ^ _ ^'

Kitarie: *looks at her phone again* Tsk...

Yuria: Doushitan desuka, Kitahara-senpai? O w O???

Kitarie: Yuihan's been flooding me with Messages again. = _ =

Yuria: What's she texting you? O w O

Kitarie: *reads messages* "Riichan~! Buy me water! > <" = _ = *replies*

To: Yuihan
Hell Nah, I'm in freaking Nagoya.

*message sent*

Yuria: So about the books... I haven't read any of those. I'm not really good with Kanji and English. ^ _ ^'

*Kitarie's phone rings*

Kitarie: *looks at le message*

From: Yuihan
Just send it through a package so they can deliver it~! > <

*replies*

To: Yuihan
Heck! You have your own money from your salary! Buy it yourself!

*sent*

Yuria: *looks at their messages to each other* ^ _ ^' Ano... You two really act like a couple who had a fixed marriage.

Kitarie: Yuihan is so annoying. = _ = She takes up so much bed space, she always floods the toilet bowl much to my chagrin. She would even cry when she's constipated. B-but... >///>

Yuria: But? O w O??

Kitarie: S-she's so cute... >///>

Yuria: Ha-ha-ha... ^ _ ^' (What are they, newlyweds? DX)

*message arrives*

From: Yuihan
Zurui yo, Rii-chan~! > <
Btw, I have flooded the toilet bowl once again. Gomennachai~!
Tehepero! >;P
Do your best on fixing the toilet, okay~?
Rii-chan daisuki! :*

Yuria: ^ _ ^'

Kitarie: YUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! D:< OTL

Yuria: Hahaha... Good thing I don't have problems like that... ^ _ ^'

Kuumin: Yeah, right. = _ = Who the heck woke up late today and forgot to fix our bed sheet? Care to explain, Yuria-chan? > _ > I'm waiting...

Yuria: G-gomennasai. m(_ _)m

Meanwhile in NMB48 Theatre...

Milky: = _ =' Sayanee...

Sayanee: *plays with Sunflower* Himawari- O w O Yes, Milky?

Milky: *grabs sunflower then throws it to the trash can* = _ =

Sayanee: TT A TT Himawari... Milky, zurui! Why throw my sunflower to the trashcan?!

Milky: Sayanee, you're freaking 19! And besides, the sunflower's dirty! And another thing, it's not yours! Why are you so freaking amazed with sunflowers!? > _ >#

Sayanee: TT . TT But Sunflower's are amazing... *gets another sunflower from a random member's bouquet* HIMAWARI!   

Milky: 

Ainyan: Hahaha... The youth are so lively, right Nana? ^ _ ^

Nana: Oi, don't just stand there. = _ = Help me clean up your mess, you lazy bum.

Ainyan: H-hai... > < *gets dust pan and broom*

Maachun: *spreading scraps of paper everywhere* LONG LIVE REVOLUTION! TEAR UP YOUR SCHEDULES!

Nana: Maachun, yamete! 

Joe: JUMPING CHEESE! *helps Maachun spread paper*

Nana: Not you too Joe! 

Yuihan: *stares at Nana's laptop*

Nana: Yokoyama-san? O _ O

Yuihan: HONMAYAAAAAAAN... BEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAM! > _ > *shoots a beam to Nana's laptop*

Nana: Yokoyama-san, doushite!? 

Yuihan: It's staring weirdly at me. > _ >

-END-

[sakura_drop_]

Yuihan: HONMAYAAAAAAAN... BEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAM! > _ > *shoots a beam to Nana's laptop*

Nana: Yokoyama-san, doushite!? 

Yuihan: It's staring weirdly at me. > _ >

-END

Everything was so funny but this killed me  good job, kuchi-chan 

[Amakuchi]

Yuihan: HONMAYAAAAAAAN... BEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAM! > _ > *shoots a beam to Nana's laptop*

Nana: Yokoyama-san, doushite!? 

Yuihan: It's staring weirdly at me. > _ >

-END

Everything was so funny but this killed me  good job, kuchi-chan 

Hahahahahahaha! Thanks! I actually had this running on my mind for 3 to 4 days but haz no internet to post so I posted it now.
I'm happy that you liked it.

[Ruka Kikuchi]

#210

AKB48 Request Hour Setlist Best 100
Final day
*Music*
Top 5: Mushi no Ballad
*Crowd cheers*
Sayaka: Minna, thank you so much.
Wotas: SAYAKAAA!!!!

Top 2: Kiseki wa ma ni awanai
*Loud cheers and screams*
*Music*
Sae: Yatta~~~!
*Cheering from wotas*
Sayaka could see it. Sae was so happy.
She looked like she was about to cry, but she held her ground for her fans.
They both broke down into tears of joy by the end of the song,
and, at the end of a concert, things got better.

Sae: SAYAKA~~~~! *Hugs Sayaka from the back*
Sayaka: Eh?!
Sae: OMEDETOU~~~~~~~!
Sae was repeatedly congradulating Sayaka, while she just turned red as a tomato.
Sae: OMEDETOOMEDETOOMEDETOU~~~~~~~!!!!
Sayaka: Sae. *Pushes her back and turns to her*
I should be the one congradulating YOU. You beat me.
Sae: Mm~, I know, but.... No one can beat my Sayaka-chan *Hugs her again*
Sayaka: *Smile* *Hugs*
Compared to me, Sae, you've got so much more going for you.
Sae: Baka!
Sayaka: *Surprised* Eh? *Parts and faces her*
Sae: I told you. No one can beat Sayaka.
Not even me.
*Kiss*
Sayaka: *Eyes wide*
(In Sayaka's mind: Mou... Sae...)
*Closes eyes* *Kiss*
*Hugs*
Sayaka: Sae...
Sae: Hm?
Sayaka: ... Omedetou
Sae: *Giggles* Omedetou

The End

[Archie28]

Saeyaka is so sweet   

Sayaka being tsun-tsun 

nice fic 

[sakura_drop_]

#211


"Minegishi senpai kakkoii!"
"UWA~ So cool..."
"KYAAA! That stare!"

Haruna: they enjoy this look of yours, as expected of your fans :-)
Miichan: un... Even you all encourage me...
Yuko: oh, you're sad because Mariko ignores you, nee? *smirks*
Miichan: ... un...
Tomochin: I think she's just teasing you.. Even though it is a pretty cruel teasing...
Takamina: I heard her stating she thinks Miichan now is hideous...
Miichan: *sigh*

/evening, Shinoda's apartment, bedroom/

Miichan: *moans*
Mariko: this is for shaving those beautiful locks *moves faster*
Miichan: *shouts and swears*
Mariko: this is for not consulting me and for ignoring my messages *moves harder*
Miichan: *tears in eyes* *screams in pillow* *hands clutching onto sheets*

/next day, restaurant, 1st generation meeting/
Acchan: Miichan, why aren't u sitting down?
Miichan: ah, I'm okay... *sheepish smile*
Mariko: I spanked her for an hour. *poker face*
Others: *jaws drop*
Miichan: .... -__-"
Mariko: and she enjoyed it. She even came. *poker face*
Others: *facepalm*
Miichan: ... >/////< *mumbles* your voice turned me on... *looks away*
Others but Acchan: *double facepalm*
Acchan: *grins* that reminds me... Minami, you and Yuko recently seem very close... *questioningly stares at Takamina*
Takamina: ... Ah, eto...
Mariko: I saw them kissing. *poker face*
Acchan: *death glare at Takamina*
Takamina: *gulps* I'm dead...
Mariko: *looks at Haruna*
Haruna: I'll be leaving first *storms off to visit a certain squirrel*
Tomochin: I wonder how our group photo will turn out... Ah, I miss Chiyu...
Miichan: *is being pulled on a chair by Mariko* *yelps in pain*
Mariko: *leans closer and whispers into Miichan's ear* tonight I'll make it up to you

*for the rest of the day Miichan kept a huge smile on her face*

[chiqinna]

really... thank you for that short fic sakura_drop_ ~ 
it makes me happy now!! 

[mayuyuXlyukirinlover13]

#108

-Happy Family?-


-in the kitchen; Sae is cooking-

Yukirin: -hugs Sae from behind-

Sae: Yes hun? -continues cooking-

Yukirin: Im bored..

Sae: -stops cooking; turn around to face Yukirin-

Sae & Yukirin: -about to kiss-

-Mayuyu suddenly appears and interupts-

Mayuyu: Mama! Help me with homework!

Yukirin: Sigh.. -sulks- -stops hugging Sae and went to Mayuyu to help her in her homework-


-in Sae and Yuki's bedroom; 3am.-

Sae is awake but Yukirin is already asleep

Sae: Yukirin~ Let's have some fun~ -hugs Yukirin and wakes her up-

Yukirin: -wakes up- Sae..

Sae: -cups Yukirin's cheeks with her hands-

-Sae and Yuki about to kiss-

-Mayuyu suddenly comes in the room-

Mayuyu: Mama! I can't sleep alone~! -Mayuyu drags Yukirin to her room-

Sae: sigh.. -Sleeps alone-


-In the morning-

Yukirin: -Goes to Sae's bedroom leaving the sleeping Mayuyu alone in her bedroom-

-Yukirin wakes Sae up-

Yukirin: Wake up! Mayuyu is still sleeping. We have the chance to do it now! Wake up!

Sae: -wakes up- Oh Yukirin.. -pushes Yukirin gently to make her lie down the bed-  -on top of Yukirin-

Yukirin & Sae: -About to kiss-

-Mayuyu suddenly comes in-

Mayuyu: Mama!

Yukirin & Sae: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!  -le insert FUU meme here-
 
Mayuyu: -smirks-

 

[Hii_chan]

Ahh I like your update it turn on my perv mode
after that I wonder what will happen
thanks for update

[fausto]

# 212


From: Atsuko
   To: Minami
   Content:
   - Omoide no hontondo?
   - Bird?
   - Itoshisa no Accel??
   - Oteage lullaby???
   All this in the request hour where I'm not?!
   Takahashi Minami you better be in my bedroom
   tonight or else I'll be pleasuring myself and
   you will regret not being there!!!

Yes, i know, it's a stupid drabble, sorry...