Why Men Like Big Butts: A Scientist Tells Us All

[daigong]

Apparently, what we've been preaching from Day 1 is scientifically proven. What they went to JPHiP Universiy and got an Ass Degree!?

Butts are clearly having, well, their biggest moment ever, a fact that evolutionary psychologists like Gordon G. Gallup Jr. of the University of Albany finds unsurprising. According to Gallup, men's attraction to women with bigger butts -- see Trainor's assertion that "boys like a little more booty to hold at night" -- is woven into their genes.

Evolution isn't about survival of the fittest, Gallup told MTV News. It's about pairing your genes with someone "who has genes that code for health and vitality and fertility." In some cases, that means all the right junk in all the right places.

"The reason narrow waists and broad hips are so prized -- the reason males rate these as being attractive, even though they don't have any insight into why they do -- is twofold," he said. "It means, if a woman has a narrow waist, she's not pregnant. And if she has broad hips it means that the underlying skeletal morphology is probably such that she'd be able to have a relatively unencumbered childbirth."

Translation: An hourglass shape indicates that a woman is single and ready to mingle -- or, you know, to birth healthy spawn.



Or just more cushion for da pushin

[JFC]

That vid...it cannot lie.

[Tuffty]

I'm an other brother and can't deny

[pikapikapika]

Now I have science to back me up.

[daigong]

It's the little things. The shape. The Coke Bottle. The upside down heart

[mr_ampersand]

It all makes sense now.

[swordmana]

Perfect!!!

It's the little things. The shape. The Coke Bottle. The upside down heart

[RickNegron]

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