The people of Pompeii didn't have computers...

[Foxy Brown]

So they Livejournaled all over the walls.

[daigong]

I love this...

VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1816: Epaphra, you are bald!

VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1820: Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!

[Foxy Brown]

Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog

Why not?

Weep, you girls.  My penis has given you up.  Now it penetrates men’s behinds.  Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

I have buggered men

Maybe that's why God made Vesuvius erupt.

May Love burn in some lonely mountains whoever wants to rape my girl friend!

Man up and do it yourself.

We have wet the bed, host.  I confess we have done wrong.  If you want to know why, there was no chamber pot

We? Did they both wet the same bed?

The one who buggers a fire burns his penis

Confucius?

Anyone who wants to defecate in this place is advised to move along.  If you act contrary to this warning, you will have to pay a penalty.  Children must pay [number missing] silver coins.  Slaves will be beaten on their behinds.

I guess the old "dump and dash" is even older than I thought.

Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.

Pompeii must have been a happening place.

Let everyone one in love come and see.  I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins.  If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?

Angst!

Take hold of your servant girl whenever you want to; it’s your right

Serves you right, getting volcanoed, asshole.

[twissie]

I think it's fun that they had graffiti, even back then. And most of the things written on those walls are hilarious xD

I learnt about this ehm.. dunno, two years ago or something in my art and culture history class 8]