THE STRUGGLE 2007: CYCLE 3 ~Skeet! Skeet! Skeet!~ (ENDS 01/01/08...NSFW)

[aKaoNi]

Haha I missed out last year. I guess I can give it a shot, not sure I'll make it though.

[hide321]

I remember once hearing about this "struggle."  But on the brightside, you'll have more energy during the day if you can succeed 

Just throwin' in my two cents.

[Lunar]

I am INNN !

[alg7]

have fun with this guys, I will be on the sidelines watching.  I've done w/o wanking for weeks but lately can't last longer than  3-5 days.  my nuts will just go nutty, if you catch my drift wink wink.

[hide321]

What I find interesting is that even guys who regularly bang chicks tend to wank from time to time anyway. *shrugs*

[Koolmon93]

^Your sig is so hypnotizing... O.o o.O

[chokkan 2]

^Your sig is so hypnotizing... O.o o.O

but to me it's not working  

[redux]

What I find interesting is that even guys who regularly bang chicks tend to wank from time to time anyway. *shrugs*

You can't beat a good wank, only you know the perfik technique to use.

[arun.yothin]

THE STRUGGLE 2007
Tale of the Tape

Put up your stats, talk a little trash, let everyone know what they're up against. Just have fun with it.

Post up a pic if ya want
Name: (Throw in any AKA's)
Avg. Wanks per Week:
Wanking Hand:
Wanking Style: (No Nonsense, Fast and Furious, Slow and Steady, etc)
Preferred Wanking Material:
Longest Period of Time Gone without Wanking:

Why did you join THE STRUGGLE?
What makes you think you got what it takes to win?
Who/what will keep your mind off STRUGGLIN'?
Who/what could bring you to fail?

[Tuffty]

Unfortunately I will be unable to participate in this year's struggle, as I will be too busy wanking.

My apologies to all.

THE STRUGGLE 2007
Tale of the Tape

Put up your stats, talk a little trash, let everyone know what they're up against. Just have fun with it.

Brilliant idea! All the female participants, reply asap!

[Tanier]

This game is difficult because you focus on not trying to skeet skeet skeet all over the place. well i won't make the same mistake i did last year

[arun.yothin]

arun.yothin

Name: arun.yothin AKA Yoake.no.Senshi AKA The Astroglide Assassin AKA The Cleveland Bishop Basher
Avg. Wanks per Week: 9
Wanking Hand: Both. Mostly left, but right on special occaisons
Wanking Style: I likes it slowwwww
Preferred Wanking Material: Freak nasty PORN and cheesy romantic erotica.(Soft caresses, tender kisses, all that shit)
Longest Period of Time Gone without Wanking: About 3 weeks during the last Struggle

Why did you join THE STRUGGLE? I joined last year because I was stupid. Masa said I couldn't do it and that bastard was right. I had people cheerin' for me and I let them down. THIS IS THE RETURN! I'M BACK FOR BLOOD!! REDEMPTION!!!
What makes you think you got what it takes to win? I keep my wank hand STRONG! Having almost gone the length before, I know I can do it again. Also, I have more non-masturbatory activities to keep my hands busy this time around.
Who/what will keep your mind off STRUGGLIN'? Pictures of Oprah Winfrey wearin' underwear with dickholes in 'em. 
Who/what could bring you to fail? My porn and wanking habit. Big jiggly booties. Pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt in a bikini.

[frblckstr1]

What makes you think you got what it takes to win?
Who/what will keep your mind off STRUGGLIN'?
Who/what could bring you to fail?

Ah good idea, the above should give some food for pleasure of the crowd, in previous years we had to gues to much

[Rina the Robot]

Name: Rina
Longest Period of Time Gone without Wanking: 8 days
Why did you join THE STRUGGLE? Because I'm an idiot! 
What makes you think you got what it takes to win? My desire to prove that I can win, even when my best friend wants to see me fail
Who/what will keep your mind off STRUGGLIN'? I've got a ton of work now, which means I have less time to myself
Who/what could bring you to fail? Pretty boys A certain somebody at school, too!

[tenkei]

Name: tenkei AKA the red-hand baron AKA ten time tenkei
Avg. Wanks per Week: id say once a day
Wanking Hand: left mostly
Wanking Style: i do what i gotta do
Preferred Wanking Material: the internets
Longest Period of Time Gone without Wanking: the struggle 05

Why did you join THE STRUGGLE? tradition
What makes you think you got what it takes to win? i made the first one, i can go again
Who/what will keep your mind off STRUGGLIN'? animu, dorama, the writer's strike
Who/what could bring you to fail? animu, dorama, the writer's strike

[Shinora]

Name: Shinora or Shino
Avg. Wanks per Week: 3-5?
Wanking Hand: Right
Wanking Style: depends if im in a hurry or not 
Preferred Wanking Material: intarwebz *edit* because some people can't take a joke
Longest Period of Time Gone without Wanking: 3 weeks

Why did you join THE STRUGGLE? to attain enlightenment
What makes you think you got what it takes to win? just winging it
Who/what will keep your mind off STRUGGLIN'? exams
Who/what could bring you to fail? naked females

[chokkan 2]

Name: chokkan
Avg. Wanks per Week:4-6
Wanking Hand:  hmm.... I don't know ... I wasn't paying attention ...
Wanking Style: Free Style ~
Preferred Wanking Material: any girl related stuff (even regular pics are ok  )
Longest Period of Time Gone without Wanking: a few days ? 

Why did you join THE STRUGGLE? I have no idea .....
What makes you think you got what it takes to win? I prepared
Who/what will keep your mind off STRUGGLIN'? ugly bitches
Who/what could bring you to fail? any girl who is 18 or above 

[daigong]

LMAO @ everyones profiles. Great idea arun!!  I was working on my profile pic (spent the wkd getting "props" lol)

YO!! Remember ... if you are a The STRUGGLE PURIST and are starting December 1 make a note. I'm a fix the first post for all contestants and add this pic for all who have exited.


NO! I am not out yet. I am just been drinking a glassful of raw eggs and running in a grey track suit up the local library steps. FLYING HIGH NOW!!~

AND BLOG IT. UPDATE ur actions.

I hope you all raise a lot of money for charity or something...

Well - for one month, the tissue population will be in great supply.

I'm going to have fun watching most of you drop like flies 

Is that a challenge? Don't tempt me...

Im keen to see how I can face up against the pros *bows down to Masa, daigong and shirenu*

Welcome aboard!! But I ain't a pro.....failed first time in Cycle 2. But I learned from my mistakes...

LOL @ the title of this thread. It's like ANTM, but we'd need a different acronym.

Yeah I jacked it from em. Next we'll be all squealing like a bunch of school girls as Celebrity Host tells us we're going to the nastiest brothel overseas.

What I find interesting is that even guys who regularly bang chicks tend to wank from time to time anyway.

Esp. when she aint in "the mood" lol. Hey. I am gonna challenge myself to post more perv than ever.

[shirenuファクトリー]

Name: shirenu
Preferred Wanking Material: Imagination

Why did you join THE STRUGGLE? Cuz I failed the past two times and now I wanna actually make it
What makes you think you got what it takes to win? Nothing, really lol
Who/what will keep your mind off STRUGGLIN'? Keeping myself busy, going to bathroom often (no srsly, it helps)
Who/what could bring you to fail? BOREDOM. Reading books is bad, too

[Aioros]

Name: wordsworth,wordy,words
Avg. Wanks per Week: 4-7
Wanking Hand: right, but I've been using southpaw lately
Wanking Style: variable
Preferred Wanking Material: variable
Longest Period of Time Gone without Wanking: 11/25/03-12/28(+/-)/03

Why did you join THE STRUGGLE? to test my might

What makes you think you got what it takes to win? Mind over matter
Who/what will keep your mind off STRUGGLIN'? the kittens, writing fics, the upcoming MTG tourney, work, some girls at work
Who/what could bring you to fail? the internets, 10 yen pics, work, some girls at work

Remember ... if you are a The STRUGGLE PURIST and are starting December 1 make a note.

Dammit Dai, I almost lost it last night! But I prevailed! I was thinking about that December 5 start but, nah.
Next challenge: Stone