First post updated. Shame on you guys!
DAY 7 + 8Earlier that nite, tama first experienced the cup video and I actually got aroused. Mr. Happy is still functional. PHEW.
Been hustling, getting gifts for FAM, standing in line, getting sprayed by perfume, being attacked by in-store Santas. My nerves were at end. I got me an eyeful of Julie Ordon trying to buy envelopes.

I almost lost it. I went home and watch ANTM. SHIT. Jaslene came back and strutted in the tightest cheung sams ever. Armpits never looked so good. I was getting over the fever so I hadn't showered in a few, I had just finished shoveling the snow and I found my balls TOO shrunken. My left testicle popped inside and I ended up juggling my nuts all over the hall trying to find em. It felt good to rub my nuts but I CAME CLOSE. Cold shower to the rescue.
Good thing Thursday brought me some stress, couple of assignments to finish. Got 1.5 hrs of sleep just beefing, fuming. Stress appears to be ANOTHER cure for wanking.
Yet, wtf. I'm still standing. Could I be really that insensitive? A good slap in the face helps.