Oh yeah??? I just posted
this in LLF.
DAY 12AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Who am I kidding. I'm fucking flpping out, this nuts on ice is just gonna literally make my balls blue. I might as well cut off my dick now

I WANNAN WANNKAWL!K! ARIHGTJjam!l!l>
I just spent the day typing and typing these reports. But once I rested my eyes, I'd just fantasize and get giant boners...drinking all that coffee didn't help. I kept thinking of crotches. beer. after work. I had to piss so bad so I just let it rip but I didn't realize I was missing the toilet and my entire jeans got soaked.

That hole in the wall looks mighty sexy now.
Been freezing my nuts too long, this is my secret weapon:

I dunno how long I'm gonna last....but what the fuck. What's this word on the streets??
I heard a rumour that Masa might be joining afterall!!
After using my own special interrogation technique that punk promised to give me an interview tomorrow. Stay tuned folks, I'm gonna make that little punk sing like Sammy Gravano 
Looks like he's gonna get fucked in the ass - if I'm watching the right Shield or was that a condom commercial. Looks like it's smooooooooooooooooth winnings now for daigong.

Masa's Selanne-ness has made him WEAK and RIGHT for the HAYDEN...eRRRRrrr picking!
MAN IT'S FUCKIN ON!! 
I suggest something to the final challengers left -- and to the others. Give us "challenges" and we'll have immunity and shit. Like watch a porno for an ..............