^ hahaha, that's too rich. u fuckin challenge me? My balls haven't been so huge and blue. But I am raised in the Great White North yet live the life of

That's right Mugen, ayaya give me giant boner long time. Oh please don't for the love of wanking. It will make me wank, oh me oh my. Don't post it. Please, I beg of you!
Ya'll can't bring me down! 
have some of this:

SHIT! I shoulda known better than to wake a sleeping GIANT of STRUGGLE. But Masa, your going down fucker. You don't know what's gonna hit you. ur weakness is that giant big bald ego!! look out! slow and steady wins da race! bwahahahahaha! u'll be like "wank wank, ohshit it''s still december!
DAY 16Shit went well. I woke the fuck up early. Spent the morning stacking paper. This means the coffee I drank early in the morning Later, we just strolled the mall. Then chilled out at my homie's and the fuckin dog attacked me. I petted it once and it LITERALLY humped my leg. I prolly had dog cum on my jeans.
Got drunk with my homies at chili's - Oilers lost again. There was this crazy mad booby waitress serving us and she was totally fly. "May I top of your drink governor!" OHSHIT I was ready to burst right then on there and fill my fajita with my own sour cream. And goddammit she had braces wtf. Bone her, I wanted. DOVE into the freezing cold with no coat I did.
My usual savior JPH!P was no help either. The evil bastards frblckstr1 and L-San making me use my scroll button like it was a fuckin vibrator. Hakai came back in typical sexy fashion and I nearly came all over my keyboard. I am either going loco or The Struggle is tearing me the fuck apart. Then I just fell asleep trying to write this post lol. Another day, another weekend to finish xmas shopping...the tension can only be spelt like the smoothness of a Karolina ass:

"Once you start, you finish...OR ELSE."
- Phillip Harrison aka Shaq's dad
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I'm fuckin down for The Challenges then!! FUCK YOU!!
JPH!P's National Past Time has been put to the ultimate test. Me and Masa worked out the following:
- since Masa is so "hardcore" he will go the extra 4 days to match the fact we (me) started Dec. 5 - I'm a aim for Jan. 5
- From now to end date, we have a challenge - each more rated
then the other. It can be anything that turns you on, makes you wanna wank.
Like go "My challenge is _______. This is rated __ number of
" If we up for the extreme, full out Rika Alo Hello shower scene - then go for it...but the next challenge has to be greater not go weak and watch some Martha Stewart shit
Tonite, me and Mr. Happy will watch Beyonce B-Day concert DVD. Good for

Right now, Missy Elliott looks good to

to. I gotta go shovel snow, brb.