NHK Building

[Mayo]

Tanaka Reina

Reina looked at Risa and shook her head, her worried look plastered on her face.

"I'm really worried. I mean, she normally isn't like that."

[sweeety]

*sigh* "Ok Ill take care of this"
*She walks to the table and grabs a glass of water, then walks over to Sayu and empties it on her head. As Sayu jerks awake Yuko returns to her seat while everyone stares at her wide eyed and open mouthed. 0o0 Then she gets back to watching the events unfold and yearning for another drink.*

[daigong]

SAITO



:: Saito shoots Megumi a cold stare ::

"Hey hey...I was just taking a shower cuz I..uhh, forgot to at home. AND that was only a couple (hundred *allegedly*) times! What else was I supposed to do? We didn't even get a PV shoot! TWO TIMES. and Shiba-chan gets to do all her little SOLO UTA DOKI SHIIITTT MAN!! While me and Masae gotta go print flyers FOR C*UTE CONCERTS!! What were YOU doing? Told you not to lose dem glasses!! But Nooooo u wanted to look pretty in ur contacts....Who am I? I'M THE  BOSS PLAYER!! BOSS SAITO!! MKB 4 LIFE BIOTCH!!

Man am I sooooooooooooo gonna give Tsunku a piece of my mind when I see him!"

:: SPLOOSH Yuko pours the glass of water on Sayumi's head ::

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!"

:: Saito slips on the water and flies into the air Charlie Brown kicking the football style as her robe flies off ::


THUD!!!

[sweeety]

'Oops' She thought.
"My bad" 'hehehehe. Nude Melon.............. Nice! Not everyday you see one of those'
*While everyone was gaping at the Melon and Sayu's direction it went unnoticed when Nakazawa reached into her bag and pulled out a camera phone, snaping away at the messes in front of her* "'This is going into the underground yearbook'" she said to herself not realising that her voice carrried over to Megumi. "'Now I just need a few shots of the younger legal mems to fill out the rest of the secret H!P yearbook. Boy if fans ever got their hands on one of these babies....." *Shudder* "Its a good thing that the only ones who get this are the actuall members of H!P. Dont you think so Meg?"

[Daisukirika]

Sayu

:: wakes up with a sudden stur as she feels water splash on her face, suddenly she sees what seems like heading towards her head.... as fast as she can Sayu lowers her body so that the butt misses herm but it catches onto the top of her pink wig ::

"Holy Shit! what's going....

:: Still sorta dazed from what just happened, Sayu stumbles to her feet and notices all the people around her ::

:: thinking ::
I wonder if they noticed it was me with all my ganguro make-up and my pink wig

:: Sayu grabs a tissue paper from her pocket and rubs away the make up ::

"Hey guys, it's me!! What's going on, Did I miss the meeting? The last thing I remember was trying to open a door and then it opening and things going black"

:: Looks around to see if who's present ::

"Eh.. there's still people missing, Where's Ai-chan?"

:: Looks at the wet naked Saito in a pile of water ::

"Ewww..... What were you trying to do to me?"

:: quickly runs far away from Saito and goes over to where Tanaka is sitting ::

"Ugh, that old lady is such a perv"

:: Looks at clock ::

"9:00pm, What time is this thing supposed to start?"

[Mayo]

Tanaka Reina

Reina looked sternly at her and said, "How the hell can you act like everything is alright when it isn't? We had to call the paramedics to come get you and here you act like your normal, ditzy self."

[niigaki_risa]

Niigaki risa

Eeh Sayu, you scared us like HELL blanking out like that! Here, have some water *gives water bottle to Sayumi* 

[redux]

Fujimoto Miki

“Worry about this after the meeting.” Miki said from where she was sat, finally breaking her silence with the other girls.

“We’re all annoyed things aren’t moving along like they should be but don’t bother arguing until this is sorted, I don’t think my head can take anymore.”

Miki remained in her seat and gave a couple of the girls a stern glare before letting out a long exasperated sigh.

Maybe walking out on this whole thing right now wouldn’t be such a bad idea…

[RatBastich]

Murata Megumi (My Gorgeous Muracchi )

Time: 9:01pm

Location: NHK Meeting Room


Seeing Yuko go over and pour a cup of water on Sayu's head made Megumi smile and chuckle.
Megumi then sees Saito's cold stare, followed by her lamers excuse ( ), and then Saito takes a step and slips on the water that Yuko had poured on Sayu's head, launching herself into air, a la Charlie Brown, and losing her robe at the same time.

Saito: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!"

As Saito lands from her fall, very hard actually, it had seemed like it had all moved in slow motion, ending with a resounding THUD that echoed thru the room.

"OMFG!!"

"Hito, put your dam robe back on, gurrl, you'll blind everybody up in here!"

As Megumi takes in the situation with Saito, she shakes her head, smiles and then cracks up uncontrollably.

"Gaawwdddammm, Hito, you brings teh comedy, gurrl, just make sure youze got medical insurance paid up, especially if you continue doing this kinda shit often."

Hearing and seeing Yuko taking pics, Megumi smiles ever so wickedly.

"Yuu-chan, take extra pics of Hito, this is just too fuckin' heelarious not to look at later on down the line."

Hearing Yuko mention a very special H!P yearbook, Megumi turns to her.

"Now, I definitely like the sound of that, Yuu-chan."

"A yearbook, huh, I definitely want one of those."

Looking back at a very naked Saito lying there with everything hanging out, Megum smiles, shakes her head, and gets up, walking over to her, avoiding the water, grabbing Saito's robe and covering her with it, sparing everyone in the room more of Saito's free show.

Walking back to her chair and sitting down, Megumi chuckles some more at some of the funniest shit she's ever seen Saito pull off.

[sweeety]

Yuko, hearing Miki say something about a headache, reaches into her bag and pulls out a pack of painkillers
"Here" she says as she gives them to Miki, knowing all too well how much a headache sucks, after all, she WAS the most mature member of Morning Musume, and it seems like Miki knows where she's coming from, having been there herself. Yuko starts to feel sory for the younger girl and angry at how things turned out with her. She always felt a little guilty for what hepened, blaming herself for how the girls turn out what with being the oldest. So when one of them had some trouble she always helped, reluctant as though she may be, and when one of them stuffed up she felt like she was the one who failed. She failed to raise them right. OH god she felt like their mom! But she couldn't help it. The way things were, all the girls felt like part of a big family, and she just so hapened to fit in as the mom. The mom of H!P not just MM. This meant that all the girls could turn to her for help and advice. Whether it was Saitou trying to get some gangsta's off her back or needing someone to bail her out, or Yui, needing help with explaining the new boob job Tsunku made her get. Whatever it was, she was there. She was there when Mari cheated on her and got Friday'd, and when Aibon got caught holding her friend's cigarete.And she will always be there for the girls, whether they need girl advice, hygienic advice or whatever. So when Miki got busted with a boy it tore at her, breaking her heart making her feel like a failure, and wondering the usual (you know, 'where did I go wrong?, Did I not love her enough -not in that way-, Maybe if I had spent more time with her.....or maybe if I gave her more advice..... There must have been something I have done..... Or maybe I didn't do enough' and so on.).
  So Miki takes the painkillers and when she's done, yuko offers the, to Meg who probably has a hangover too.

[zay05ohayou]

Maki stares at the naked Saito and sees her robe meters away from her.

“Worry about this after the meeting.” Miki said from where she was sat, finally breaking her silence with the other girls.

“We’re all annoyed things aren’t moving along like they should be but don’t bother arguing until this is sorted, I don’t think my head can take anymore.”

Maki who was beside the speaker the whole time was nodding in agreement. She too was getting tired of what was happening... actually, nothing is really happening, in a productive way...

She sees Yuko take out painkillers and hands them to Miki... 'Here' she says.

Ah. I think I need one of those as well... Maki sighs as she rubs her temples with her fingers.
She glares at Yuko trying to catch her attention. It's been a long time since they actually got to talk. She tries to move to where Yuko was staring but it was a failure. Aw. What the heck. she sighs.

"Hey, Yuuchan. How's it going? Are you sober yet?" She asks half-shouting to her old Morning Musume leader and sempai across the room.

[Sancho]

????? ??????

    It was already 8:45 P.M. When I arrived at the NHK Building. People in that area surely noticed me as I parked my noisy engine, customized motor bike right in front of the main door. It's not that I want to get attention from everybody. It's like I don't have much of a choice. Going to the parking lot will cost me more time before reaching my appointment. I viewed my side mirror to fixed my short red hair. I took off my ride and fixed my Bosozoku uniform. Believed that I look fine, I reach my back pack at the bike's mini compartment and rush to the building. The security guard immediately block my way.

Guard: "Where do you think your going buddy?"

" Hey. It's me."

:: Taking of my sunglasses::

Guard: " WTF!! I didn't recognized you? What's with the get up??"

" New project and I'm late. "

:: I used my small sized body to sneak to his side but he caught my arm. ::

Guard: "Wait a minute. How about your ride?? You can't just leave it there."

" Oww. Sorry about that."

::I took a fresh pack of cigarette out of my pocket and placed it in his hand together with my key. ::

"Would you take it to the parking lot for me?"

:: Wink ::

Guard: " You sure knows how underground works. " 

:: We laugh a bit. ::

"Thanks"

:: As he wave me in dismissed, I run to the reception desk and greeted my female friend. ::

" YOH!! "

Receptionist: "Where the hell have you been??!! Our boss will surely want you to have a one hour chat with him at his office later you know."

" Gomen, Gomen. Work load for this day is too much since this morning."

Receptionist: "Oww? And what should that be??"

" Well, our boss want me to get these new sets of camera and Akihabara is the best place to be. I got a hard time asking for direction there.They went crazy and some run away when I approached them."

Receptionist: "I don't think it would take a whole day you know."

" I know. I know. But later afternoon, a client gave me a rush work. A photo session with this new AV actress."

Receptionist: "Oww??"

" Do you think I'm lying? ah! By the way..."

:: reach something out of my pocket at gave it to her.::

Receptionist: "Noway!! A rare edition of Tamagotchi series?? Where did you find it??""

"In Akiba of coarse. There was these long line. I got curious so I went there. For some reason, everyone step aside . I didn't mind them so I went ahead. When I reached the store and ask what is these for. They say it's a tamagotchi series. I thought you like it so I ask for one and these clerk, with a shaking tone, gave it to me for free."

Receptionist: "Don't tell me you bully them. And BTW, Are you bribing me??"

" No.. And No."

Receptionist: "Oww??"

" And finally, just a minute ago, there was this lunatic taxi driver, with passenger who wore nothing but robe, Almost hit a poor old lady. So I help her and drive her home."

Receptionist: " To all the people I know. You are the best lair. But I'll believe you this time."

:: As she assumed that it was Saito I saw.::

" Ah. that's great. Thanks. Well I'm off."

:: I was about to run when she caught my arm.::

"Now what??"

Receptionist: "Not with that attire!"

"Eh? What's wrong with my attire??"

Receptionist: "Do you know what kind of meeting you're attending to?"

"Sort of. Why?"

Receptionist: "Then. you should wore your best clothes. Not with some Bosozoku uniform."

"These clothes are my treasure. Of coarse it's a best one I have.."

:: The receptionist know how stubborn I was so she asked the other receptionist to phone the production dept before dragging me somewhere.::

"Hey! Where are we going? I'm late you know."

Receptionist: "To get decent clothes. Those guys should have your midget size for sure."

"Hey! I told you to not to call me dwarf!"

Receptionist: " I didn't. "

::Followed by a wicked smile as she drag me all along the hallway like a little kid. ::

[DJ_MaiMai]

Mari was the first off the train at the Shibuya station when it arrived at 8:45 pm.
'1 hour late! Damn!' she thought, taking a look at her watch.
She ran to the NHK building, not too far from the station. After rushing through the doors, out of breath, she took off her large sunglasses. The receptionist gave her an odd look.
"Sorry, sorry." she said without looking at her. She wondered around for a few minutes looking for the room. When she found it, everyone was already sitting at the large table. She blushed and found a seat.

[Daisukirika]

NHK Rep

:: A tall man wearing a suit enters the room followed closesly by Tsunku ::

{Tsunku} : "So we have an agreement then?"

{NHK Rep] : "Yeah, don't worry"

:: Both men notice a woman unconsciouson the floor who appears to be naked, Just paramedics arrive and place the lady in a stretcher and proceed to take her out of the room::

{Tsunku} : "Oh jeez, SAITO!. Damnit, I'm sorry I didn't expect her to be like that"

::Tsunku goes to sit near Yasushi while the NHK Rep grabs a remote from a near by drawer ::

{NHK Rep} : "Umm.. Its fine, why don't we just get started and you can fill her in later"


{NHK Rep] : " Great I'm glad you're all here, I'm so sorry that it took so long, the meeting I was in previously didn't get out until now and I rushed over here. My name is Matsamoto, I'm the representative who was chosen to speak to you guys."

{Matsamoto}: "In agreement to the contracts that your bosses have signed .."

:: Matsamoto looks around the room ::

{Matsamoto} : "It appears as if most of your girls aren't here yet Yasushi. Anyways in agreement with the contracts that were signed both of you groups will be taking part in a new show that Nhk  is producing. I'd like for all of you to take a look at this little presentation."

:: as the rep said that a screen lowered on the far wall and a projector turned on. The rep turn off the lights and stood in the back of the room. As the video show's it clearly of a reality type drama. It appears to be an american show. The show ends and the rep turns the lights back on ::

{Matsamoto}: "These are excerpts from an american show that the Nhk has decided to take ideas from. Recent polls have shown that people like to watch idols, as well as watch reality shows. So the execs at the station thought why not combine both."

:: Sayu raises her hand in order to ask a question ::

{Matsamoto} : "Questions will be answered after the I finish informing you of the show."

{Matsamoto} : " The Nhk wanted to make a show showcasing 2 sets of idol teams, to see how they would react with each other in the real world with normal occupations." "These occupations would be chosen by the viewers everyweek and are very diverse." "Also you will be assigned living quarters and will be given weekly allowances with which to purchase food and other items with." "At the end of the week you'll be asked for a commentary on your role and what role you'd like the following week". "As discussed with your managements no one under 18 will be allowed to live alone, so in this case the living arrangements will be chosen for you."

{Matsamoto} : "We're hoping that this show will bring a huge amount of viewers to the station as well as increase both of your groups fan bases." " Morning Musume will still be recording their weekly Hello!Mornings, as well as this show." "Keep in mind that camera's will be following you while you are doing your jobs, but there will be absolutely no cameras in your living quarters and when you're not doing your role.""Speaking of which, hmm..... where is she... She should be arriving soon"

:: The Rep bust out his phone ::

{Matsamoto} : "Hey where are you... What you're here, well come on up then It's time to introduce you to the girls."

:: he hangs up the phone and looks around the room ::

{Matsamoto} : "While we're waiting you guys can go ahead and ask some questions"

:: He waits patiently for questions as well as for the person who's supposed to join the meeting ::

[DJ_MaiMai]

"Umm... where will the living quarters be?" Mari asked.

[RatBastich]

Murata Megumi (My Gorgeous Muracchi )

Time: 9:06pm

Location: NHK Meeting Room


Accepting the aspirins from Yuko, Megumi swallows a couple, handing them back to Yuko.

"Sankyuu, Yu-chan."

Seeing Saito wheeled out by the paramedics brings more chuckles from Megumi remembering some of the times years back that she's seen this happen more often than not.

"Ah, Hito, gurrl, you nevah fail to bring the comedy, do ya?"

As the paramedics take Saito, 2 men walk into the room, one of whom Megumi recognizes as Snook, and the other just some guy in a suit.... whoever the hell he is, Megumi really couldn't give a fuck about.

"Well, its about goddam time you showed up here..... psssh, saying we gotta be here at 8pm and you come strolling in at your leisure, doing whatever ya dam well please..... boke."

Megumi sits back in her chair, thoroughly disgusted by it all, having already been here for an hour in a fucking uncomfortable seat, when she could have easily just got here by 9pm and it would've made no difference whatsoever.

"Maaann, I'm now hungry again, and tired of being in this dam room, so can we get this shit started alreedy?!?!?"

Megumi looks around the room at the others, knowing that they'd want to ask the same thing, but are too chickenshit to even try.... which makes it a good thing that she's here, for Megumi ain't gonna be shy about asking about whatever.

::thinking::
Fuckin' A, I'm already soooo goddam sick of being here, I just wanna GFTO!!!

Matsamoto: " The Nhk wanted to make a show showcasing 2 sets of idol teams, to see how they would react with each other in the real world with normal occupations." "These occupations would be chosen by the viewers everyweek and are very diverse." "Also you will be assigned living quarters and will be given weekly allowances with which to purchase food and other items with." "At the end of the week you'll be asked for a commentary on your role and what role you'd like the following week". "As discussed with your managements no one under 18 will be allowed to live alone, so in this case the living arrangements will be chosen for you."

Matsamoto: "We're hoping that this show will bring a huge amount of viewers to the station as well as increase both of your groups fan bases." " Morning Musume will still be recording their weekly Hello!Mornings, as well as this show." "Keep in mind that camera's will be following you while you are doing your jobs, but there will be absolutely no cameras in your living quarters and when you're not doing your role.""Speaking of which, hmm..... where is she... She should be arriving soon"

"OMFG, this sounds like such a lameass idea, I can't even put into words how fuckin' lame it sounds."

"Idol teams?!?!?!"

"Ya gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me.... sheeeesh, I just knew I wasn't gonna like it, goddam it all to hell."

Megumi sits back in a huff, crossing her arms, a dour expression on her face about what she's just heard, not liking anything about it in the least.

[kelseyhale]

Aika Mitsui (REVAMPED)

I'd Arrived At The Nhk With All Smiles & Enter The Room Where Saito & The Others Were Fighting & I Knew How To Compromise A Fight I Scream Really Loud


SHUT THE HELL UP!

They Suddenly Stop & I Said "A Minute After I Arrive You Bitches Are Fighting Now Get Ready Or I'll Hit You Senseless"

I Then Leave  With A Cd I Took From Saitos Bag To Get Ready In my Dressing Room She Shares With Jun Jun, Lin Lin, & Koharu.

As I Approaches My Dressing Room Tsunku Ask Me If I Forgot We Had  A Meeting With The Others So I Drop My Bag In The Room & Walked With Tsunku To The Meeting Room.

[sweeety]

[Nakazawa Yuko sama]

I pass the half empty bottle back to Maki who was hinting at a headache. She has a couple and gives them back. I put them back in my bag and pay attention as Tsunku and another loser walk in and start talking nonsense. Giggling at Hitomi being carted out I snap a few more pics as her robe has slipped even more and its a combo of weird sexy and disgusting.....

I now notice that my adorable little Mari has walked in and sat down next to me. I feel incredibly tempted to hug her but stop because she would get embarased if I hugged her out of the blue and everyone stared. Can't wait for tonight. Im gonna ask her out for the first time. God I hope she says yes! She is just so CUTE! And no matter what anyone says she is SEXY!

A few more young uns come in but I dont care. Im too distracted by Mari's beauty. I hear something being said about jobs.... and idols and my ears perk up. Oh crap! All this on top of Haromoni! Damn you Tsunku!
"WTF? How the hell are we supposed to balance all that? When will we be doing the f*in jobs? In our sleep? And what about the music side? Will we be singing at the fish markets?"
I get no response and get even angrier. Save my comments till the end huh? Oh you'll get comments! I give him my signature death glare and notice people shiver and get chilled as the temperature in the room drops significantly. Someone even zips their jacket up. I wait till the end and repeat my statement, and wait for a reply.

[Sancho]

????? ??????

At the Production Dept. Changing room.

 ::Thinking::
" I knew it. These guys really know how to make fun of me"

:: As I check out the pink blouse and skirt with flowery design. ::

" And putting a spycamera in here is really lame."

:: Thinking that every NHK employee ( except our boss ) knows where it is hidden.::

" But nobody makes a fool out of me and nobody would make me wear that dress disgusting dress."

::Spreading out my black, long Bosozoku revealed a hidden white shirt, and a fatigue  cargo short that I slipped inside my coat a minute ago. I was blessed that the cubicle I was in has an apro wig, A large sunglasses, and a rubber shoes. For others, it would be the worst fashion ever but I didn't know that. what matters to me was to get the hell out of here without being notice by that persistent girl waiting outside. I sneak out somewhere and reach the other cubicle. I portray that I was someone else who use the dressing room.  I run as hell as I get out when my phone rang. ::

{Matsamoto} :"Hey where are you..

" I'm already here. Just give me a few sec."

{Matsamoto} :"What you're here, well come on up then It's time to introduce you to the girls."

:: I already reach the room when I hung up. I catch few of my breath for a moment. Thinking that I'm fine, I made a few knock before opening the door. They are all having some question and answer thing as I scan the room. When I made an eye contact with my boss, I'm a bit nervous but still do my manly greetings.::

" YOH!!!!!" 

:: I strolled the aisle and immediately stand next to Matsamoto and whisper something that barely, unable to be heard by anyone in the room. ::

:: Whispering ::
"What's all this girls doing here?"

[DJ_MaiMai]

Mari Yaguchi

Mari shrugged into her jacket when Yuko gave Matsamoto a death glare. She was afraid to say anything, since it seemed as if she was the only person who liked the idea. But then she remembered.
"I'm going to have some trouble balancing that out with Midtown TV and Yaguchi Hitori..." she began to say.