Man Had Sex With Picnic Table

[Shinora]

BELLEVUE, Ohio -- Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.

According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck.

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He was freed after posting $20,000 bond, authorities said.

http://www.nbc10.com/news/15734256/detail.html

maybe its just me, but i seriously fell off my chair laughing

[Shinora]

pursuing this further, my friend just showed me this:
A Polish worker has come up with an unusual excuse after being caught in the act with a vacuum cleaner.

The building contractor claimed he was cleaning his underpants with Henry Hoover when he was found naked and on his knees in a hospital's staff canteen.

A stunned security guard stumbled onto the man in the middle of a compromising act with the cleaner, which has a large smiley face painted on its front and a hose protruding from its "nose".

According to the Sun, the contractor was supposed to be locking up the building site near the Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital where his firm is refurbishing administration offices.

The security guard, suitably horrified, told the man to "clean himself and the hoover" before asking him to leave and informing his bosses.

When later questioned by his employers, the man said he was vacuuming his underpants, which was "a common practice in Poland". He has since been fired.

The man's employers, HG Construction, told The Sun: "That behaviour is not acceptable, though it gave a few people a laugh".

Henry Hoover is described on a cleaning website as "famous for its looks, but under its fascia lies a powerful, reliable vacuum cleaner ready to go time and time again."

The man is not the first person to be caught in the act with an inanimate object.

Last year, Robert Stewart was placed on probation for three years after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.

The 51-year-old was naked from the waist down when two cleaners walked in on him at the the Aberley House Hostel in south west Scotland.

He paused only to ask, "What is it, hen?", before continuing to "move his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex". The court was told that alcohol was the cause of his problems.

And in 1993, Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs.

[StreakInTheSky]

How?

That's all I gotta say...

[Reanimation]

and i thought the bicycle one was bizarre. 

[arun.yothin]

How?

That's all I gotta say...

He probably stuck his dick in the hole the umbrella goes in.

[strawb3rrykream]

first of all, ew...
second, the vacuum is the only one that even makes relative sense to me!

[Pharadox]

pursuing this further, my friend just showed me this:
A stunned security guard stumbled onto the man in the middle of a compromising act with the cleaner, which has a large smiley face painted on its front and a hose protruding from its "nose".

Holy crap. We have that vacuum. Smiley face and all.

[Pinkosa]

and i thought the bicycle one was bizarre. 

me too  this is scary, but so funny at the same time.

[Hakai]

This is not laugh matter. It´s about true love between a man and a picnic table... 

[ctz]

Let the man love his picnic table!

I'd be more concerned about this anonymous tipster. Three dvds... That's more than enough for proof. I'm sure he liked to watch it himself

[Tuffty]

A picnic table! And the story about Henry Hoover reminds me of Russell Brand talking about how he did the same thing as a teenager:

Matt Morgan: What do you feel you saw one now as an adult? Would you see him on the street and start waving and going 'Henry! Henry, it's me Russell!!'
Russell Brand: Henry! Henry! Oh! Oh that's fine Henry, walk away! Walk away, you're just like your bloody father!!

Being charged with public indencency is fair but I still don't quite understand how the guy with the bicycle got charged. It was in his room, in private so he wasn't exposing himself. I say go wild. Cause where would you draw the line for that? Would the same thing have happened if it was a sex toy instead?

Still makes me wonder how they go about doing it though. Cause with the bicycle I can only guess it's by spinning the wheel.   

[Kuja]

First that bicycle and now a picnic table and a hoover. These people are getting quite creative 

Being charged with public indencency is fair but I still don't quite understand how the guy with the bicycle got charged. It was in his room, in private so he wasn't exposing himself. I say go wild. Cause where would you draw the line for that? Would the same thing have happened if it was a sex toy instead?

Still makes me wonder how they go about doing it though. Cause with the bicycle I can only guess it's by spinning the wheel.   

Yeah I don't understand the bicycle one either. I don't get why he can't do it his own where nobody sees.
And I wonder how they do it too. Spinnind the wheel sounds somewhat painful :/

[Fracture]

That does it, every imaginable sexual fetish in the universe has now been accounted for.  Good job, humanity.

[Hakai]

So this is how it´s done 

[kaminokami2086]

man, folks find ways to fuck everything.