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Mike Tyson to take up...THAI BOXING!?
« on: March 10, 2005, 11:24:32 PM »
If you thought his facial tattoo was fucked up, everyone's favorite boxer Mike Tyson decides to go to Thailand and take up boxing...maybe he watched Tony Jaa in Ong Bak!?

"He likes muaythai, and he's being encouraged to make the switch," a senior official involved in the talks with Tyson told the Nation.

"He'll need to spend some time here in Thailand, not only learning the sport, but also how to show the proper respect for the traditions and culture that go with it," the official said.


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« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2005, 10:32:45 AM »
I just saw this on a local newspaper.

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not only learning the sport, but also how to show the proper respect for the traditions and culture that go with it

Will he be able to do that? I hope someone beat this bitch up. Anyway, welcome to the most dangerous sport.



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« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2005, 11:10:05 AM »
Tyson's such a fuckin idiot. Wasn't he supposed to have a match this summer? Loser stop acting so "Confuciously"!!

I dunno, didn't Andy Lau from Hong Kong Pop fame master Thai boxing? Or was it a fuckin stunt double haha.

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« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2005, 11:25:27 AM »
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I dunno, didn't Andy Lau from Hong Kong Pop fame master Thai boxing? Or was it a fuckin stunt double haha.

No idea. But these guys probably learnt everything from muaythai to karate to whatever anyway.



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« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2005, 09:07:31 AM »
Hmm, I wonder how he would do. I don't know why, but I have a feeling hes gonna get owned...

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« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2005, 09:17:16 AM »
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If you thought his facial tattoo was fucked up, everyone's favorite boxer Mike Tyson decides to go to Thailand and take up boxing...maybe he watched Tony Jaa in Ong Bak!?


I think he watched Beautiful Boxer, not Ong Bak.
Tyson's sex change operation will soon follow  :D
(wow I'm going to be in so much trouble if he ever reads this :cry: ...but what are the odds that he can read?  :D)

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« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2005, 04:31:11 AM »
hahaha he's gonna get fucked up, i can't wait to see this one pan out

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« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2005, 03:06:04 AM »
Agreed.  Those little Thai dudes are gonna eat him up faster than a bowl of hot noodles!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, hot noodles.  :lol:

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« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2005, 03:58:03 AM »
Totallly agreee.  But...... those Thai boxer has to dodge Tyson's fist first...... I wonder how many of those thin Thai boxer can bear one full force punch from Tyson.

But if they are good enough to dodge all, they will own Tyson big time for sure.

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« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2005, 05:48:46 AM »
Dodging Tyson's fists won't be a problem.  The Thai guys will just naturally lean backwards out of his reach as they deliver an insanely wicked kick straight to his temple!!!   :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

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« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2005, 09:20:16 AM »
Tyson will not have a chance. He should try politics instead.
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« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2005, 01:09:35 AM »
i know sapp wanted to fight tyson in k1..but in my opinion muaytai to tyson is like fighing dirty..you can elbow and kick, and with no gloves on to soften the punch, i really feel sorry for the first person that has to fight him..you remember what he did to mitch green with no gloves on..

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« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2005, 08:17:12 AM »
Sapp would destroy Tyson, knock him down at least 3 more stages of retarded!  And Thai boxing, wait til he rushes someboby, and they put a knee right thru tha fuckin' gapped smile.

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« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2005, 09:40:33 AM »
Isn't Sapp just a  some kind of wrestling guy? I doubt he would win anyone real boxer.
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« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2005, 12:40:29 AM »
No, the wrestler will almost always win over the boxer. In '76 Ali fought Antonio Inoki, and set so many ridiculous rules, that it ended up being a draw. But with no picking up, or slams allowed, Inoki's game was taken away, and it ended up being pretty much a dud.

And Sapp is 360 lbs. of muscle, has been fighting in Pride for a few years now, and has actually worked on his submission skills so as not to just be a pummelling monster, although he still is.

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« Reply #15 on: August 01, 2005, 11:26:23 AM »
Mike Tyson sucks the big 1 lol but damn Ong-Bak sounds like a cool movie i'm sure 2 watch it soon and i wanna learn Muay Thai boxing... :(
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