Yantan 05-12-17
Opening talk
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Today, the second half of “Risu no Hi” special (nothing special as for the show, again
). Full opening talk is Sanma’s monologue about his year-end party and more karaoke adventures. A story about gay who turned not to be gay, gossips about HardGay (looks like Sanma tried to learn his *hip moves*
) and Sanma’s group karaoke rules (they’re singing even Ayu and BoA – although their way of having karaoke fun is certainly not about singing
).
Zenryaku no Corner
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First letter asks Sanma about his way of Xmas tree decoration. He’s not going to make big preparations, as he’s leaving for Australia soon. He has some reindeer and Santa stuffed toys there though. Aichan wants (
), but Sanma won’t give and won’t tell her where it’s being sold (
).
Second letter is about Miki’s new PB! Yey! Miki brought it with her and gave to Sanma, waiting for his opinion. The PB was taken in Amami Ooshima (that’s archipelago south of Okinawa, afaik) and Tokyo. Sanma thinks Miki looks like Koda Kumi on some pics (
). Of course, he noticed there are no boobs to be seen (
). Sanma thinks Miki’s boobs are smaller than those of Kakuda (K-1 guy) or Uchiyama-kun (fat comedian), and Miki gets angry. But actually, Sanma is surprised, because Miki looks quite sexy and adultlike there. He praises the photos, but tells Miki there’s no point to stick out the boobs, as it has no effect whatsoever (
). The photographer was a woman(around 30y), so maybe that’s why this PB looks different (that’s interesting
). Miki says it was easier to work with woman, but she also gave more detailed directions on how to pose. Bad luck that real Miki and PB Miki are completely different (says Sanma
). Talk about Sanma’s daughter follows.
Third letter is a listener asking Aichan to resume this year from her point of view and say anything special that happened to her (this year’s official kanji was “Ai” – I forgot
). Aichan of course doesn’t remember anything (
). But wait….she turned 19! And…she broke the nail on right hand’s index finger! Live in Yantan! (w00t!) She also went to fashion exhibition with Miki (<3). Sanma explains that listeners want to hear about special underwear she bought or so (oh, yeah!
), so Aichan says that lately, she’s letting her hair grow longer (
). Sanma tells her to show her big forehead as a punishment, she shows it and Coneheads talk starts again (
). Aichan gets angry! Anyway, Sanma wants to know if girls didn’t get any proposals from boys. Aichan says NO, and Miki says there’s no chance for that in the girl’s group. Sanma advices girls to walk the town to meet opportunities. Aichan walks sometimes, but always looking downward (idols have it hard T_T).
Fourth letter is about Miki’s statement in some magazine. She said that on the days off, she cooks for herself. Miki refuses this, as she only cooks rice and miso soup (as she is too lazy to go out on days off
) Miki admits Aichan is better cook than her (<3). Last letter is about football World Cup and how the groups lottery ended. Girls doesn’t look like interested in football, so Sanma’s monologue only (he thinks Japan will be in world’s top 8 in 10-30 years
). Even Maradona talk.
Yando Boke Kouza ft. Shouji no Corner
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Sanma is not satisfied with girls’ progress in this corner (this year’s conclusion
).
“De-ko-tsu-pa-chi” – Miki came with “chicchai oppai desu (small boobs)”, so Sanma tried to scold her while looking at her boobs. But as Miki tried to cover them, he got angry at her (:DDD). Aichan was praised though. Sanma thinks Miki is too merry because he praised her PB, and thus failing at things now. Same goes for Aichan (
).
“Ba-ka-sa-wa-gi” – Aichan is really praised over and over, by both Sanma and Shouji, who suspects her from learning on her own (
). And Miki gets yelled at by everyone (
). Sanma advices her to use tempo, when she has no idea. He thinks he should know, as MM also uses to cover bad songwriting with tempo (ouch!).
“O-o-so-u-ji” – Aichan understood the tempo thing, but she is too quick and comes with strange words, so some corrections were needed. But surprisingly, Miki made a good punchline this time, so Sanma was satisfied. Ai and Miki won’t come next time (T_T), but Sanma promises that they will lose the right to play their song, if they keep failing in the next year too (Sanma thought the song title is “Roba no Mimi”[Donkey Ears]
).
Song
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Momusu – Chokkan2
Listener wo Iyasemasen no Corner
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Sanma suggests that girls should do it looking at Miki’s PB today (
).
“Mou ijiwaru”[Miki] (You meanie!) – Sanma keeps pointing at various photos, but with no result.
“Wakatteru kuse ni” [Ai] (Don’t play dumb) – she had to say it cute, so Sanma went easy on her.
“Ikkai dake de ii kara” [Miki] (Even once is enough) – Miki did good, but Aichan kept laughing at Sanma, so she was scolded (
).
“Kekkou sugoi n dakara” [Ai] (This is quite cool) – Aichan’s accent again! (yay, it’s been some time
). She has never seen Ronaldinho (but knows the name
). She makes Miki laughs a lot though (
).
Karaoke-box Sanchama
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W00t, this time it’s Xmas song! “Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer” sang by Ai and Miki! The title is “Nenmatsu no Oyabin”. Um dunno, maybe I’m biased, but Aichan sang her part much better than Miki (
). Anyway, nice Xmas song, take it as a compensation for no Sanma Xmas Show (reminded me those 60’s songs a bit).
Second keyword for Risu no Hi. You can try your luck and apply for goods, but postcard only and by 31.12 (T_T).
Ending talk
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Girls have a lot to learn. New ways of life can be reflected in PB as well. They should become more sexy, and no worries, boobs will grow too (:DDD) But! They should show their boobs! Miki again sees no opportunity where she could do that. Sanma advices bathroom, and Shouji advices rehearsals (:DDD). AD’s (assistants) might think it’s a new outfit (WTF
), and singing completely naked might also be a nice idea (
). That’s Sanma’s last words to the girls this year!
Thanks to all who read this “regular column” of mine this year, and I hope we’ll see us next year again! And don’t forget to support Yantan ne~! Ai and Miki needs more love!
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