The Struggle 2008 - No wanking contest! Bigger, Better, Uncut

[Stirfry]

 

[xerony]

Name: xero
Avg. Wanks per Week: depends; 3 to 7
Wanking Hand: varies
Wanking Style: (No Nonsense, Fast and Furious, Slow and Steady, etc) whatever my mood needs
Preferred Wanking Material: nice 'n' clean
Longest Period of Time Gone without Wanking: no clue? 

Why did you join THE STRUGGLE? For the craziness (I once saw a TV-show called "40 days without sex")
What makes you think you got what it takes to win? willpower
Who/what will keep your mind off STRUGGLIN'? enough horror scenarios possible
Who/what could bring you to fail? boredom.. no clue actually

made the first day (of course) 

[Shinora]

Name: Shinora
Avg. Wanks per Week: depends; 5-7
Wanking Hand: both?
Wanking Style: slow then fast then slow then fast etc..
Preferred Wanking Material: av
Longest Period of Time Gone without Wanking: 3 weeks

Why did you join THE STRUGGLE? hoping 3rd will be the charm to beating this -_-
What makes you think you got what it takes to win? nothing
Who/what will keep your mind off STRUGGLIN'? unsexy thoughts
Who/what could bring you to fail? sexy thoughts


just curious, who was the fastest to wank last year?

[tenkei]

remember!!



lol you could use this if you fail too:

just curious, who was the fastest to wank last year?

see:

I failed 12 hours in. I'm just pathetic ;_;

[Rei-chan]

OMG I GOT IT! THE PG VERSION!

 The Struggle 2008-No chocolate contest! Bigger, Better, Uncut

 This is for teh ladies ^ I bet none of us can do it. I mean chocolate..... you can live without sex or wanking but for us... this is just..... torture! I mean chocolate is everywhere! Even in things we've never realised! It's in our cofees, in our cakes, in our cocoa! Why it's everywhere!

 I never realised how much chocolate we eat in a week. I mean some of us might eat more chocolate than guys wank in a day. So it should balance things out and show men that women can control their cravings better...... I'll start..... right after this cute lil number -her name?; Twix *drool*- "Hey there sexy" -Rest of post deleted as is too kinky for this thread -

Weird, that'd actually be really easy for me   I don't eat chocolate at all during the week. I used to get chocomilk, but I guess I got a bit tired of it and now it's only an occasional thing. Soooo I don't think chocolate is really everywhere... I think sexual thoughts are waaaaay more abundant than chocolate thoughts even for girls  

[cool_kickin_dude]

i know i'll make it..besides, no one will mess with me

[victorgr21]

One day down. Going good so far

Name: Victorgr21
Avg. Wanks per Week: about 6-7
Wanking Hand: Right
Wanking Style: Varies
Preferred Wanking Material: Internet
Longest Period of Time Gone without Wanking: a few weeks

Why did you join THE STRUGGLE? Just to joing
What makes you think you got what it takes to win? Willpower
Who/what will keep your mind off STRUGGLIN'? A lot of exercise
Who/what could bring you to fail? Cold long nights.

[thatonezombie]

One day down for some, will be for the others. Good Luck and remember, keep busy. Go play some video games, go chill with a few friends, go have yourself some non-wanking fun.

[Aioros]

Name: wordsworth,wordy,words
Avg. Wanks per Week: 4-7
Wanking Hand: either
Wanking Style: variable
Preferred Wanking Material: variable
Longest Period of Time Gone without Wanking: 11/25/03-12/28(+/-)/03
Have you ever wanked in public: Yes

Why did you join THE STRUGGLE? JPH!P tradition.
What makes you think you got what it takes to win? Mind over matter
Who/what will keep your mind off STRUGGLIN'? the kittens, writing fics, budget problems, work, some girls at work
Who/what could bring you to fail? the internets, 10 yen pics, work, some girls at work, Sora Aoi, Tina Yuzuki/Rio and Yuma Asami's AVGP 2009 entry

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Day 2, approx. 11 hrs.

Not being able to sneak in a buzzer beater 2 days ago is getting into my head...

[T0FU]

Name: T0FU
Avg. Wanks per Week: 5-10
Wanking Hand: I hold my vibrator/massager with my right and finger with my left?
Wanking Style: Depends on how sleepy i am...
Preferred Wanking Material: Fanfics or real life memories
Longest Period of Time Gone without Wanking: 2-3 months (This was like between a break up like 4 years ago)

Why did you join THE STRUGGLE? To see how weak I truly am...
What makes you think you got what it takes to win? I like to win.
Who/what will keep your mind off STRUGGLIN'? EXAMS, shopping, anime, manga, and work
Who/what could bring you to fail? Post-exam time and when my boyfriend finishes exams and moves back home...

[JFC]

[pikapikapika]

since t0fu made me....

Name: Pika
Avg. Wanks per Week: 4 or 5
Wanking Hand: I need both at the same time
Wanking Style: one holds it, the other goes to town
Preferred Wanking Material: imagination/memories, internets
Longest Period of Time Gone without Wanking: maybe a week?

Why did you join THE STRUGGLE? because all the cool people were doing it and I felt left out
What makes you think you got what it takes to win? no-one expects the underdog to win =D
Who/what will keep your mind off STRUGGLIN'? beating t0fu
Who/what could bring you to fail? boredom probably

[arun.yothin]

I hate you, JFC.

I wankted to jerk off so many times today. There have been so many temptations today. I saw the commercial for the Victoria's Secret fashion show like 10 times in an hour while watching "Big Bang Theory" and "How I Met Your Mother". I don't know who's the hottest between Kaley Cuoco, Alyson Hannigan, and Cobie Smulders.

[JFC]

I don't know who's the hottest between Kaley Cuoco, Alyson Hannigan, and Cobie Smulders.

See if this helps you decide:

Kaley Cuoco



Alyson Hannigan



Cobie Smulders

I hate you, JFC.

  What'd you expect? LULZ

[tenkei]

fucken JFC...

Day 1
it's all good in tha hood. not even breakin a sweat yet

[arun.yothin]

There's not enough blood in my brain to make that choice right now. It's hard enough trying to type with both hands. Those are all good pics, but DAMN is that Alyson pic hot. Can't stop thinkin' about her saying, "Momma wants it bad." Any of you out there think you can take me down, BRING IT!

[sweeety]

I already lost the chocolate one..... THE STUFF'S EVERYWHERE!! IT WAS IN MY COCOA POPS! MY GODDAMN COCOA POPS!

[tenkei]

everytime you mention chocolate and cocoa, i lol very hard. please tell me you arent serious, gotta be trolling

[sweeety]

I was serious..... I had cocoa pops for breakfast.I'm weak

But I forgot about the challenge alltogether and was too lazy to make a toast. I'll restart the chocolate one and add another day in the end. I CAN DO IT! No more cocoa pops/cocoa for me!

 Unless there's a wildcard (ie mum feels slack and buys me a shizload of twixz) I should have nothing to worry about

[lollipopgirl]

JFC, you will not make me crack with all ur evil tactics... not unless you have hidden sex tapes of certain H!P members

So glad I was working today, means I'm preoccupied all day and too tired during the night, makes the struggle easy (for now).