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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #260 on: March 13, 2009, 01:34:04 AM »
the Shaolin Island
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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #261 on: March 13, 2009, 01:41:36 AM »
influenced the girls

Quote from:  Pg. 1-13
Yuri's ass was so luscious, that Yoona firmly grabbed that ass then took a bite.
During all this, Jessica asked her, “You know, Tiffany had her hands on my boobs?”
Yoona: “Now my turn!”
Jessica: “Get the KY!”
Yoona: “But wait Jessica, I forgot my Yuri isn’t allowed to see us naked because I’m not supposed to cheat on her.”
Then Tiffany appeared wearing a towel. She slowly started humming, while she teased the other girls, especially Jessica. The steams from Jessica’s red cheeks dazzled Taeyeon, who reached for her camera, to capture what she thought was Tiffany’s loving eyes that stared at the towel and at Jessica’s bare chest. Suddenly, she (TaeYeon) had a hand on her younger friend’s luscious assets.
After minutes, the ice cream that SooYoung carried melted, just like Sunny's heart when she saw that HyoYeon had brought her some delicious corn.
SooYoung: "What is this meeting about?"
TaeYeon: "Confetti, my dear. Or that's what I want it to be about"
All this time, Seohyeon was lurking; watching scrambled porn all by herself in the dorm.
SeoHyeon: "Oh my god!!! You unnis are so damn sexy in clogs and purple polka dots!"
Meanwhile, YoonA figured out that the maknae was going to bed. She then thought of making pudding pies with TaeYeon unni but TaeYeon was strangely aroused by the smell of Jessica's tuna salad, therefore distracting her.
SeoHyeon pleaded to join in on tasting Jessica's tuna which was filled with mayonnaise, but fell asleep before getting mud butt. The mud butt ended up being a direct result of bad food. So she swore that she'd try to eat less of Jessica's food (imagine Seo swearing after she realizes everyone had mud butts the next morning). TaeYeon too was also quite sleepy, so she crawled purposely into Yoona's closet so that it'd be quieter.
Meanwhile, Sunny was eavesdropping on the conversation that Yuri was having with Jessica about hot nights with Tiffany.
Jessica: "I was so," started Jessica, but got distracted by Yoona who barged in on the make out SESH (session) between Yuri and Tama while Jessica watched in shock.
Tama then invited Yuri to her chamber of secrets. Yuri went inside and Yoona followed, but Jessica, unabashed, wasn't about to let Yoona have any 'strawberry pie'.
Jessica: "Yoona's young! She's allergic to 'oysters'!"
Yoona: "Whaaaaat?! Wet, yummy Yuri-- she's mine!" So Yoona grabbed Yuri's ass and Tama's boobs. "So you think Yuri is the only sexually mature one  ?"
Tama lovingly spanked Yoona's red rear, and proceeded to bite it gently. Yuri carefully presses the fart button and giggles while Tama turned 10 times to face the wall.
Meanwhile, Taeyeon began to wake up Tiffany, who had been sleepwalking in the bathroom. TaeYeon woke up (earlier) in a pile of clothing belonging to SooYoung. TaeYeon couldn't sleep so she decided to strip down which woke Tiffany as she saw her best friend so sweetly nude. But Tiff couldn't find her panties, "TaeYeon, did Junsu steal your panties from my dresser?"
TaeYeon: "Nope... Sev did."
Tiffany: "That weirdo again? We need to call the cops to cavity search that crazy fanboy." Tiffany called, but SeoHyeon woke before the police arrived.
SeoHyeon was very confused as to why her unnis were butt naked. SeoHyeon then stripped down to join until the cops finally stopped the panty thieves. Silence spread like the Sica affect in the room full of gerbils. Seohyeon stared, appalled at Tama's geekiness. An R-Kelly song played loudly when Yuri and Tama finished their rough Maple Story game.
Tama: "I need Jolt!!!" Tama yelled because she found Pikachu licking her butt.
Cop 1: "What's this ruckus you sick SHITfuckaz?!!"
Yoona: "Nothing officer, we're just wall-gazing!"
Taeyeon: "Stop looking at my sexy body!"
Tiffany couldn't stop. Jessica caught Tiffany's boob in a drive by licking and Tiffany giggled while sticking a fresh corn cob between her two bare feet. Then, she starts to drivel about, "THIS IS SPARTA!" (in a distant voice)
Then along came Sunny with her 300 unicorn friends, which carried white clan snuggle hoods, started break dancing on Taeyeon's tummy. Taeyeon's tummy feels like squishy marshmallows, so soft, so impregnated by confetti.
Hyoyeon: "Sun--Everyone, what are you doing to the corn?! I bought that for my pet pig, Italian beef roast are so delicious and sexy."
Sooyoung: "Sexy? It's not so sexy, it's yummy!"
Hyoyeon: "But it looks like they don't sell it here..."
Cop 2: "Sell what? Drugs?! Taze dis foo!"
Taeyeon: "Wait!" The Leader aims her glocs, duel-weildin' like Tombraider.
Yoona fly kicks TaeYeon's butt. Yoona: "DON'T do anything stupid. I don't want to quit you!"
The gangster lives in the unsuspectingly nearby location of the Shaolin Island influenced the girls

Sorry, it wasn't making sense after unsuspectingly... so I tried my best XD
I'm still imagining Yoona kicking TaeYeon's ass so she don't do anything foolish.
I watched Brokeback Mountain... but I still don't get it :( Then again, I didn't watch the ENTIRE thing since I only went to see it with my homophobe brother who couldn't stand watching it alone.

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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #262 on: March 13, 2009, 01:58:32 AM »
*not part of story* I think if you just put a full stop after Shaolin Island it should work.
If you look at the sentence as a whole, the key part of it is "The gangster lives in the unsuspectingly nearby location of"
I wasn't sure exactly how to make it make sense any other way.

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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #263 on: March 14, 2009, 01:09:35 PM »
to slowly undress,

(after "influenced the girls" just to make it clear. I know some might already be nekkid, this would make them more naked.  :twothumbs)
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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #264 on: March 14, 2009, 02:44:58 PM »
when within danger.

:lol:

Oh and I don't know... the sentence would sound incomplete if we stopped it at "Shaolin Island"... Well it does to me.

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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #265 on: March 15, 2009, 04:54:37 AM »
Yuri dived onto

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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #266 on: March 15, 2009, 05:14:37 AM »
tama's bed seductively

lol... now they're naked lesbian gangsters

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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #267 on: March 15, 2009, 05:30:18 AM »
waiting for Yoona


LOL oh Ping <3
Oh snaps, doin' the dirty on Tama mama's bed?! she must be crushed.

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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #268 on: March 15, 2009, 05:54:21 AM »
to teach her
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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #269 on: March 15, 2009, 07:58:47 AM »
a submission hold

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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #270 on: March 15, 2009, 08:02:21 AM »
that required ass

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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #271 on: March 15, 2009, 09:52:17 AM »
flexing skillz. Tiffany's

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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #272 on: March 15, 2009, 09:22:17 PM »
eyes glared at

Tough Tiff stare down? :O
Ah, 'naked lesbian gangsters'... it's already starting to sound like an awesome blueprint for an awesome fanfic.
 
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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #273 on: March 16, 2009, 12:30:06 AM »
the stains in
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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #274 on: March 16, 2009, 05:40:41 AM »
tama's sheets.
Tiffany: "What

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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #275 on: March 16, 2009, 08:04:41 AM »
WHAT!



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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #276 on: March 16, 2009, 09:41:32 PM »
^ You like it. :roll:

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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #277 on: March 17, 2009, 12:05:44 AM »
do you like,
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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #278 on: March 17, 2009, 01:03:42 AM »
because this stain

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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #279 on: March 17, 2009, 01:26:20 AM »
tastes exactly like

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