Author Topic: SNSD Three Word Story!! (Read 196453 times)

daigong · « **Reply #320 on:** March 21, 2009, 09:35:02 AM »

Say hello to

Kanki · « **Reply #321 on:** March 21, 2009, 10:03:07 AM »

GET IN THE

Ping · « **Reply #322 on:** March 21, 2009, 11:10:19 AM »

I think you were both responding to Sev's post, but we can still make this work.

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Sunny shouted: "BITCHUZ!! Say hello to... (zomg/*gasp*) GET IN THE

CHOPPA!!" Terror erupted

Kanki · « **Reply #323 on:** March 21, 2009, 02:51:18 PM »

and everyone ran

(sorry about that xX)

black velvet · « **Reply #324 on:** March 21, 2009, 10:40:33 PM »

to the nearest

kuno_thunder · « **Reply #325 on:** March 21, 2009, 11:10:59 PM »

helipad, where Sunny

thatonezombie · « **Reply #326 on:** March 22, 2009, 02:06:14 AM »

used a grenade

Kanki · « **Reply #327 on:** March 22, 2009, 02:27:30 AM »

to scare off

lollipopgirl · « **Reply #328 on:** March 22, 2009, 02:41:46 AM »

the God of

Owaranai_sLaVe · « **Reply #329 on:** March 22, 2009, 03:54:42 AM »

heterosexuals.
Hoe1: "Massa, where

Quote from: Pg. 1-16

Yuri's ass was so luscious, that Yoona firmly grabbed that ass then took a bite.
During all this, Jessica asked her, “You know, Tiffany had her hands on my boobs?”
Yoona: “Now my turn!”
Jessica: “Get the KY!”
Yoona: “But wait Jessica, I forgot my Yuri isn’t allowed to see us naked because I’m not supposed to cheat on her.”
Then Tiffany appeared wearing a towel. She slowly started humming, while she teased the other girls, especially Jessica. The steams from Jessica’s red cheeks dazzled Taeyeon, who reached for her camera, to capture what she thought was Tiffany’s loving eyes that stared at the towel and at Jessica’s bare chest. Suddenly, she (TaeYeon) had a hand on her younger friend’s luscious assets.
After minutes, the ice cream that SooYoung carried melted, just like Sunny's heart when she saw that HyoYeon had brought her some delicious corn.
SooYoung: "What is this meeting about?"
TaeYeon: "Confetti, my dear. Or that's what I want it to be about"
All this time, Seohyeon was lurking; watching scrambled porn all by herself in the dorm.
SeoHyeon: "Oh my god!!! You unnis are so damn sexy in clogs and purple polka dots!"
Meanwhile, YoonA figured out that the maknae was going to bed. She then thought of making pudding pies with TaeYeon unni but TaeYeon was strangely aroused by the smell of Jessica's tuna salad, therefore distracting her.
SeoHyeon pleaded to join in on tasting Jessica's tuna which was filled with mayonnaise, but fell asleep before getting mud butt. The mud butt ended up being a direct result of bad food. So she swore that she'd try to eat less of Jessica's food (imagine Seo swearing after she realizes everyone had mud butts the next morning). TaeYeon too was also quite sleepy, so she crawled purposely into Yoona's closet so that it'd be quieter.
Meanwhile, Sunny was eavesdropping on the conversation that Yuri was having with Jessica about hot nights with Tiffany.
Jessica: "I was so," started Jessica, but got distracted by Yoona who barged in on the make out SESH (session) between Yuri and Tama while Jessica watched in shock.
Tama then invited Yuri to her chamber of secrets. Yuri went inside and Yoona followed, but Jessica, unabashed, wasn't about to let Yoona have any 'strawberry pie'.
Jessica: "Yoona's young! She's allergic to 'oysters'!"
Yoona: "Whaaaaat?! Wet, yummy Yuri-- she's mine!" So Yoona grabbed Yuri's ass and Tama's boobs. "So you think Yuri is the only sexually mature one ?"
Tama lovingly spanked Yoona's red rear, and proceeded to bite it gently. Yuri carefully presses the fart button and giggles while Tama turned 10 times to face the wall.
Meanwhile, Taeyeon began to wake up Tiffany, who had been sleepwalking in the bathroom. TaeYeon woke up (earlier) in a pile of clothing belonging to SooYoung. TaeYeon couldn't sleep so she decided to strip down which woke Tiffany as she saw her best friend so sweetly nude. But Tiff couldn't find her panties, "TaeYeon, did Junsu steal your panties from my dresser?"
TaeYeon: "Nope... Sev did."
Tiffany: "That weirdo again? We need to call the cops to cavity search that crazy fanboy." Tiffany called, but SeoHyeon woke before the police arrived.
SeoHyeon was very confused as to why her unnis were butt naked. SeoHyeon then stripped down to join until the cops finally stopped the panty thieves. Silence spread like the Sica affect in the room full of gerbils. Seohyeon stared, appalled at Tama's geekiness. An R-Kelly song played loudly when Yuri and Tama finished their rough Maple Story game.
Tama: "I need Jolt!!!" Tama yelled because she found Pikachu licking her butt.
Cop 1: "What's this ruckus you sick SHITfuckaz?!!"
Yoona: "Nothing officer, we're just wall-gazing!"
Taeyeon: "Stop looking at my sexy body!"
Tiffany couldn't stop. Jessica caught Tiffany's boob in a drive by licking and Tiffany giggled while sticking a fresh corn cob between her two bare feet. Then, she starts to drivel about, "THIS IS SPARTA!" (in a distant voice)
Then along came Sunny with her 300 unicorn friends, which carried white clan snuggle hoods, started break dancing on Taeyeon's tummy. Taeyeon's tummy feels like squishy marshmallows, so soft, so impregnated by confetti.
Hyoyeon: "Sun--Everyone, what are you doing to the corn?! I bought that for my pet pig, Italian beef roast are so delicious and sexy."
Sooyoung: "Sexy? It's not so sexy, it's yummy!"
Hyoyeon: "But it looks like they don't sell it here..."
Cop 2: "Sell what? Drugs?! Taze dis foo!"
Taeyeon: "Wait!" The Leader aims her glocs, duel-weildin' like Tombraider.
Yoona fly kicks TaeYeon's butt. "DON'T do anything stupid. I don't want to quit you!"
The gangster lives in the unsuspectingly nearby location of the Shaolin Island influenced the girls to slowly undress when within danger.
Yuri dived into Tama's bed seductively, waiting for Yoona to teach her a submission hold that required ass flexing skillz.
Tiffany's eyes glared at the stains on Tama's sheets. "What kind of jam do you like, because this stain tastes exactly like Jessica's love juice."
Jessica gasped and covered herself with Tama's dirty underwear. However, Jessica secretly strangled Cop1 simultaneously and jumped onto a bag of eaten corn, unnoticed.
Yuri finally spoke up, "I'm horny!"
Sunny could only giggle as Yoona started to rub her temples in Yuri's chest, arousing Romeo, their dog. Tama glared with jealousy while Taeyeon took out her loaded dual glocks and capped Cop2.
Happy that the perverted unicorn was cleaning up the crime for them, the girls toasted with virgin blood extracted from the secretly gay cops.
Sooyoung gleefully screamed, "Get the hoes!"
So Sunny ran far away from the group, spring toward the escalade. Sunny's hoes jumped to the beats from the subs. Sunny shouted, "Bitchuz!! Say hello to---- GET IN THE CHOPPA!"
Terror erupted and everyone ran to the nearest helipad, where Sunny used a grenade to scare off the God of heterosexuals.
Hoe1: "Massa, where

...girls feed from gay men (and hate the straights)?! lol no wonder why they're so gay themselves... And they have hoe-slaves too?

pimp.

-O_sLaVe

Sev · « **Reply #330 on:** March 22, 2009, 01:16:50 PM »

art thy treasure?"

black velvet · « **Reply #331 on:** March 22, 2009, 05:04:37 PM »

Seohyun flew in

WaiRai · « **Reply #332 on:** March 22, 2009, 06:19:28 PM »

and grab the

Owaranai_sLaVe · « **Reply #333 on:** March 22, 2009, 08:53:44 PM »

wounded hoes while

So many things happening to Sunny that Seobaby had to come in and kick some ass with her. Dat's hot. I dig.

-O_sLaVe

daigong · « **Reply #334 on:** March 23, 2009, 04:20:04 AM »

jumping out the

Ping · « **Reply #335 on:** March 23, 2009, 09:49:29 AM »

110th floor window.

lol, this is an action movie now

Sev · « **Reply #336 on:** March 23, 2009, 09:58:36 AM »

Bystanders gasped as

Kanki · « **Reply #337 on:** March 23, 2009, 12:22:06 PM »

they soared above

Owaranai_sLaVe · « **Reply #338 on:** March 24, 2009, 01:18:14 AM »

, flying the escalade

Flying cars? Of course SNSD got that shit.
*note: put any type of punctuation and addition you want. Left it open for another comma or a period.

-O_sLaVe

thatonezombie · « **Reply #339 on:** March 26, 2009, 05:37:33 AM »

. They decided to