SNSD Three Word Story!!

[Assman]

and juicy pieces

[thatonezombie]

of the fish.

[Assman]

Yuri cracked open

[Hart]

some nice, fresh

[Assman]

bottle of Vita

[Hart]

poured into a

[Assman]

the mouth of

[Hart]

Tiffany and Jessica

[thatonezombie]

at the same

[Assman]

one piece jammies

[thatonezombie]

were set on

[Assman]

competing in the

[zoolander]

tummy smacking contest.

[Kita-]

Until Sunny appeared

[zoolander]

the sexuality ratio

Yuri's ass was so luscious, that Yoona firmly grabbed that ass then took a bite.
During all this, Jessica asked her, “You know, Tiffany had her hands on my boobs?”
Yoona: “Now my turn!”
Jessica: “Get the KY!”
Yoona: “But wait Jessica, I forgot my Yuri isn’t allowed to see us naked because I’m not supposed to cheat on her.”
Then Tiffany appeared wearing a towel. She slowly started humming, while she teased the other girls, especially Jessica. The steams from Jessica’s red cheeks dazzled Taeyeon, who reached for her camera, to capture what she thought was Tiffany’s loving eyes that stared at the towel and at Jessica’s bare chest. Suddenly, she (TaeYeon) had a hand on her younger friend’s luscious assets.
After minutes, the ice cream that SooYoung carried melted, just like Sunny's heart when she saw that HyoYeon had brought her some delicious corn.
SooYoung: "What is this meeting about?"
TaeYeon: "Confetti, my dear. Or that's what I want it to be about"
All this time, Seohyeon was lurking; watching scrambled porn all by herself in the dorm.
SeoHyeon: "Oh my god!!! You unnis are so damn sexy in clogs and purple polka dots!"
Meanwhile, YoonA figured out that the maknae was going to bed. She then thought of making pudding pies with TaeYeon unni but TaeYeon was strangely aroused by the smell of Jessica's tuna salad, therefore distracting her.
SeoHyeon pleaded to join in on tasting Jessica's tuna which was filled with mayonnaise, but fell asleep before getting mud butt. The mud butt ended up being a direct result of bad food. So she swore that she'd try to eat less of Jessica's food (imagine Seo swearing after she realizes everyone had mud butts the next morning). TaeYeon too was also quite sleepy, so she crawled purposely into Yoona's closet so that it'd be quieter.
Meanwhile, Sunny was eavesdropping on the conversation that Yuri was having with Jessica about hot nights with Tiffany.
Jessica: "I was so," started Jessica, but got distracted by Yoona who barged in on the make out SESH (session) between Yuri and Tama while Jessica watched in shock.
Tama then invited Yuri to her chamber of secrets. Yuri went inside and Yoona followed, but Jessica, unabashed, wasn't about to let Yoona have any 'strawberry pie'.
Jessica: "Yoona's young! She's allergic to 'oysters'!"
Yoona: "Whaaaaat?! Wet, yummy Yuri-- she's mine!" So Yoona grabbed Yuri's ass and Tama's boobs. "So you think Yuri is the only sexually mature one  ?"
Tama lovingly spanked Yoona's red rear, and proceeded to bite it gently. Yuri carefully presses the fart button and giggles while Tama turned 10 times to face the wall.
Meanwhile, Taeyeon began to wake up Tiffany, who had been sleepwalking in the bathroom. TaeYeon woke up (earlier) in a pile of clothing belonging to SooYoung. TaeYeon couldn't sleep so she decided to strip down which woke Tiffany as she saw her best friend so sweetly nude. But Tiff couldn't find her panties, "TaeYeon, did Junsu steal your panties from my dresser?"
TaeYeon: "Nope... Sev did."
Tiffany: "That weirdo again? We need to call the cops to cavity search that crazy fanboy." Tiffany called, but SeoHyeon woke before the police arrived.
SeoHyeon was very confused as to why her unnis were butt naked. SeoHyeon then stripped down to join until the cops finally stopped the panty thieves. Silence spread like the Sica affect in the room full of gerbils. Seohyeon stared, appalled at Tama's geekiness. An R-Kelly song played loudly when Yuri and Tama finished their rough Maple Story game.
Tama: "I need Jolt!!!" Tama yelled because she found Pikachu licking her butt.
Cop 1: "What's this ruckus you sick SHITfuckaz?!!"
Yoona: "Nothing officer, we're just wall-gazing!"
Taeyeon: "Stop looking at my sexy body!"
Tiffany couldn't stop. Jessica caught Tiffany's boob in a drive by licking and Tiffany giggled while sticking a fresh corn cob between her two bare feet. Then, she starts to drivel about, "THIS IS SPARTA!" (in a distant voice)
Then along came Sunny with her 300 unicorn friends, which carried white clan snuggle hoods, started break dancing on Taeyeon's tummy. Taeyeon's tummy feels like squishy marshmallows, so soft, so impregnated by confetti.
Hyoyeon: "Sun--Everyone, what are you doing to the corn?! I bought that for my pet pig, Italian beef roast are so delicious and sexy."
Sooyoung: "Sexy? It's not so sexy, it's yummy!"
Hyoyeon: "But it looks like they don't sell it here..."
Cop 2: "Sell what? Drugs?! Taze dis foo!"
Taeyeon: "Wait!" The Leader aims her glocs, duel-weildin' like Tombraider.
Yoona fly kicks TaeYeon's butt. "DON'T do anything stupid. I don't want to quit you!"
The gangster lives in the unsuspectingly nearby location of the Shaolin Island influenced the girls to slowly undress when within danger.
Yuri dived into Tama's bed seductively, waiting for Yoona to teach her a submission hold that required ass flexing skillz.
Tiffany's eyes glared at the stains on Tama's sheets. "What kind of jam do you like, because this stain tastes exactly like Jessica's love juice."
Jessica gasped and covered herself with Tama's dirty underwear. However, Jessica secretly strangled Cop1 simultaneously and jumped onto a bag of eaten corn, unnoticed.
Yuri finally spoke up, "I'm horny!"
Sunny could only giggle as Yoona started to rub her temples in Yuri's chest, arousing Romeo, their dog. Tama glared with jealousy while Taeyeon took out her loaded dual glocks and capped Cop2.
Happy that the perverted unicorn was cleaning up the crime for them, the girls toasted with virgin blood extracted from the secretly gay cops.
Sooyoung gleefully screamed, "Get the hoes!"
So Sunny ran far away from the group, spring toward the escalade. Sunny's hoes jumped to the beats from the subs. Sunny shouted, "Bitchuz!! Say hello to---- GET IN THE CHOPPA!"
Terror erupted and everyone ran to the nearest helipad, where Sunny used a grenade to scare off the God of heterosexuals.
Hoe1: "Massa, where art thy treasure?"
Seohyeon flew in and grabbed the wounded hoes while jumping out of the 110th floor window. Bystanders gasped as they soared above, flying the escalade. They decided to shove the 5 dollah footlong back into the trashcan.
Yoona: "Let's all do polka dance!"
And so began the polka powered sandwich maker. Hungry for more attention, Hoe2 jumpped onto Tama's shoulders and began to jiggle.
Sunny: "When did Yoona get to meet Sev Shlongtong?"
Yoona: "Who's Sev Shlongtong?"
Sunny: "Why is Yoona suddenly so happy?"
While holding a bucket of monkey balls in her arms, she grumbled, "Seohyeon called me a sexy beastess!"
Seohyeon: "Hahah, you are" said Seohyeon with a fiery passion.
The girls looked at a big elephant that shat golden leaves outside of the Chinese restaurant where Sooyoung was teasing young boys with her flaming bucket of freshly lit feces that were mixed to funky beats.
Sunny then decides that she should remove some clothes to help with the sexual tension that built up after she saw Tiffany's whispering eye.
Jealous Jessica saw what went on, then changed channels.
Jesica: "We need some cotton candy for this Predator Movie that we're gonna stick inside our dvd player tonight."
"Locutus of borg. YOU. ARE. BORG." Hyoyeon sang to Captain Jean-Luc Picard who grabbed his phaser but he accidentally fired upon his own head.
Sooyoung then jumps into a bucket of ice which made her feet into Ice Cream. CKD went over but fell down on his ass.
Yuri dons wings to take CKD to the hospital with her new girlfriend, Tama. "What's that thing you said would give CKD?" she asked.
"WHAT? I don't know what the fuck amount cocaine he's been snorting," as Yuri crab-danced to the ER where she called tama to confirm if she could take a peek under that sexy bucket of chowder for some tasty mangoes which Yoona grew herself. Tama didn't have any, so instead she told Yuri to make love to none other than Erika Miyoshi. Afterwards Jessica came running to where CKD got killed. Then Kyungsan drove his Daewoo into a ditch full of nipples, er pacifiers. hurt so good to be having erections longer than wad u expect especially in Korea, since Koreans have no more than three servings of Westernized culture, making bowel movements increasingly painful while driving. SooYoung woke up on her birthday to the smell of fried eggs burnt by Jessica who actually tried to make an eel pancake with eels from Japanese aquatic pet stores where Sunny frequently shoots porn scenes. Hyoyeon moonwalked onto the ladies' room where she suddenly found a BIG SNSD orgy between passionate lovers named YulSicTae2Ny while YoonHyun watched and filmed SooHyo in the bathtub filled with Sunny's dirty eels. Meanwhile CKD and his very small penis flew off. Meanwhile, in another studio there was a loud roar!
    "What could have caused Sunny to smack Tiffany's ass?"
It was THE inner Sunny reaching in search of the Kuwait curse.
    "Eff this I'm Sooyoung The TRUE Shikshin with a fork ready to insert and twist to nom Sunny's luscious and tasty pie."
Yuri caved and tried some Todd Collins on her fantasy team without any more help. Then Yoona made a fish, then punched it, right through the nutsack. Sooyoung exclaimed
    "You are so buttfucktacularily demoralizing (by) my super long legs! I can't walk to the salad bar. Taeyeon can pile pink tacos filled with a creamy peppercorn ranch, prime rib slices and juicy pieces of the fish."
Yuri cracked open some nice, fresh bottle of Vita poured into the mouth of Tiffany and Jessica. At the same (time) one piece jammies were set on competing in the tummy smacking contest. Until Sunny appeared the sexuality ratio

Wow I read the whole thing.

[daigong]

holy shit GJ zoo. my rule of thumb is just read the last post

multiplied into Sooyoung's

[thatonezombie]

unquenchable thirst for

[daigong]

H.A.M. with extra

[thatonezombie]

cheese. Then out

[daigong]

pops the breast